I woke up this morning and kept asking myself. Why? Why is it ME, of all people? I've been a good girl. I haven't smoked or drank lots of alcohol. The only alcohol I've drunk is a sip or two at wedding dinners, which usually tend to knock me out before the end of the dinner. The smell of smoke makes me gag. I've been the typical model kiddy. Why did this have to happen to me? I'm scared. I'm so damn scared. I really don't want this to be true. What's gonna happen to me if... *touch wood*... it is? I don't wanna think about it. Technically, this shouldn't be happening to me. WHY is it?? WHY?? What have I done wrong? Why is this happening to me??

lols. Today I won $2 from Mr Ho! YAY THANK YOU MR HO!!!

Okay. Now it's time for more being-pointless-ing.... I shall conduct a conversation with myself! (yes, yes, diao.)

"a no shi to wa da re de su ka?"
"urmm.... sumimasen o na ma e wa?"
"watashi wa victoria de su =)"
"victoria san de su!"

YAAAAAAY.

So basically, I just asked myself who that person was, went to ask myself who I was, introduced myself to myself, and told myself who myself was. =)

Yea yea I'm wuliao.

BAND TRIALS TODAY. THINK I DID OKAY. I BET I SCREWED THE CO ONE THOUGH. THEY GAVE ME A TRIAL THAT WAS SOMETHING LIKE THE ABRSM AURAL EXAM. AND I SCREW THAT EVERY YEAR. MY LATEST RECORD: 8/21 =D PRO RIGHT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

GRRR. SCREW YOU MAVIS!

WTF lar, today Jia En and I went back to Rosyth to take a look around. Well, I wanted to take a look around, visit some teachers... Jia En was just tagging along =P So, we walked right up to the school gate. BTW we took 156. Initially wanted JY and Ethanyn to come along... but they both couldn't. Well. Yea ok so... we walked into the school, and suddenly, "OI! GIRL! WHERE YOU GOING ARH?!" The guard lar, decided to give us a heart attack. And then he just stopped us in our paths, saying what "You go in will disrupt teachers teaching!! Cannot go in!!" Like what crap is that lar?? Oh yes, I'm sure Guolaoshi and EK and Mrs Toh and Mrs Tong and Mrs Koh and all the other teachers double up as P1-P3 teachers in the afternoon. THEY JUST TEACH IN THE MORNING FOR GOODNESS'S SAKE!! In the afternoon, they are probably HOBOING around and not TEACHING little kiddies!! Anyway, it's not like we were armed with fireworks and bazookas and whatever, going to set them off in the school and create a REAL disruption. All we wanted to do was see our teachers!! We weren't going to rally the school against the government or something! Jia En and I were in our uniforms somemore... so guai leh... how can be so bad to us de? Well anyway, when I told the guard that all we wanted to do was go see the teachers in the staff room or canteen, wherever they were, you know what he actually told us?? *pauses for dramatic effect......... drumroll please......*

"YOU ARE NOT STUDENTS OF THIS SCHOOL ANYMORE. YOU CANNOT COME AND GO AS YOU PLEASE. SO GO AWAY I WON'T LET YOU IN."

Okay, honestly, how many of you are looking at this now and going WTF?! and leaning towards the com screen to see if you read correctly? Well... I would lar. Duno about you people though. But what kind of ridiculous crap is that?? I mean, not a student of this school anymore?? Yes, technically that is so, but...

There's always gonna be a part of us that is Rosythian!! You can't deny it. Mavis, WE CAME FROM THIS SCHOOL, AND ALTHOUGH WE ARE NO LONGER ROSYTHIAN IN NAME WE WILL STILL BE ROSYTHIAN. In fact, come to think of it, we're Rosyth Alumni now!! It's just sooo mean not to let us in!! I wonder, if an adult alumnus came in, would they stop the person in his or her tracks and go "YOU ARE NOT PART OF THIS SCHOOL ANYMORE. GEDDOUT." like what they did to us? Or would they just wave them on to the General Office to get a visitor's pass?

Also, what really pissed me off was the whole "You are not students of this school anymore" thing. OK, since we're not students anymore, so all our achievements are not credited to the school lar! Which means last last year, after Adil graduated, he wasn't part of the school anymore right? So how could they put up the banner that announced his name proudly with the big words TOP STUDENT 2005 emblazoned on the top? He's not a Rosyth student anymore, apparently, NOT PART OF THIS SCHOOL. So you can't use his name, can you? And also, yea, Rosyth would have to remove its name from the list of schools with 100% PSLE passes cos we aren't part of this school anymore! Thus, technically speaking, no one took the PSLE in 2006, no one passed, and therefore no one got 275 and above. So scratch Rosyth off the list of schools with at least one student who got 275 and above! Since ZX and I aren't part of the school anymore, no one got 275! Yea! So remove all those achievements from the Rosyth website! COS THE PEOPLE WHO ACHIEVED THEM HAVE SINCE GRADUATED. NOT PART OF THE SCHOOL ANYMORE HOR? SO THEIR ACHIEVEMENTS ARE ALSO NOT PART OF THE SCHOOL. Sorry if I rambled on. But this is just so... bad lar!! I mean, I really loved Rosyth ok? I came back specially to visit the teachers. Is it a crime to miss them? I could have gone home, eaten my lunch, done my homework and taken a nap. Why did I walk there in the hot hot sun? Just to get turned away at the gate? It's a waste of time yanoe. And we weren't the only people. There was another group of random girls in some blue uniform... 2 CHIJ St. Nick's girls... and 2 Pei Hwa boys. All turned away.

Hey but we got to see Mrs Koh. =D I called her on Jia En's handphone (she had Mrs Koh's number) and introduced myself and told her about how... we walked to the school to come and visit, only to get turned away mercilessly by the security guard. And we asked her if she could come down to meet us... and she said yes!! XD So we did accomplish at least one thing. At least we met a teacher. The rest of the people were just hoboing around, begging the security guard, who had no choice but to keep enforcing Mavis's orders. *Don't let anybody into the school cos they will DISRUPT LESSONS!!* Poor them. At least we had Mrs Koh yay!! Woohoo Mrs Koh you rawk ^^

We are so going back during CNY. And then we'll rally the school against the government!! JK JK... No lar... we're not so evil... We're just gonna teach Mavis how to do UNITE. *sniggers* We'll teach her the *scream* part at the end of the first two lines ok?? All you have to do is...

RAFFLESIANS UNITE WE'LL SHOW OUR MIGHT!! *stamp hard on Mavis's foot*
Mavis: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'LL SHOW THEM HOW RAFFLESIANS FIGHT! *stamp hard again*
Mavis: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WE'LL WALK TO THE FIGHT IN GREEN BLACK WHITE
COS AIN'T NOBODY'S *glare at Mavis* GONNA BREAK OUR STRIDE
etc etc.

Yep. EHH SO ALL RAFFLESIANS TAKE NOTE HORR!! >.< HCI and Nanyang and NUSHS people can join in... if your school has a cheer something like that... WAHAHAHA. Ohh it's the "We will we will rock you" one...

Yea lah yea lah I jk only... at least... I THINK I jk only... anyone care to clarify? >.<

Gawsh I'm so tired nowadays. I went to pee just now and nearly fell asleep on the toiletbowl. Then when I was having a shower I just shut my eyes for awhile and I almost fell asleep!! Oh man this RGS life is really taking a toll on me.

A thousand and one subjects. Which in turn give you so much stuff to remember, homework, deadlines, tests! They cram your memory chock full of stuff till its full to the brim, then they cram in some more. And my memory space has declined noticably. Can't be sure if this is just settling in or that playing computer over the holidays has just rotted my brain beyond repair. Grr. Commonwealth essay crap... Haven't TOUCHED that. But I'm sure I can come up with something impromptu in class =P Not used to this. Not impromptuing, cos I did that all the time in Rosyth too. (OH SHIT TODAY MUST DISCUSS IN GROUPS THAT PROJECT THINGY HOR WALAO I DIDNT TOUCH IT AT ALL... Nevermind just think of something on the spot and look as though you've been thinking about it all night... oh and dispute someone's point later.) I'm not used to getting home so damn late!! It's like, at the time I reach home, if I were still in Rosyth I would have completed ALL my homework already!! And thats without lunch. Sigh.

If you've learned to speak fluent English, you must be a genius!
Pursue at your leisure, English lovers. Reasons why the English language is so hard to learn:
The bandage was wound around the wound.
The farm was used to produce produce.
The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
We must polish the Polish furniture.
He could lead if he would get the lead out.
The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
I did not object to the object.
The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
They were too close to the door to close it.
The buck does funny things when the does are present.
A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
After a number of injections my jaw got number.
Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?
There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France (surprise!).
Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. Quicksand works slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose two geese, so one moose, two meese? Doesn't it seem crazy, that you can make amends but not one amend. If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? Is it an odd, or an end?
If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out, and in which, an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all. That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.
P.S. Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with "quick"?

lalala.... sian...

EH SHIT I GOT GEOGRAPHY HOMEWORK HAVEN'T TOUCHED YET HOR...... CRAP CRAP I DIE LER..... Aiya later then do lar. RRR GEOGRAPHY. I haven't even really gotten the hang of using an atlas, dammit. (BTW, since when was Turkey part of Asia?)

Ow ow ow my ulcers hurt. Yes, they're back. Not as bad as last year de... Which caused me to get hospitalised... but still... ow. But been taking medicine for them since... late last year (yeap I'm on long term meds....) so I guess that should at least lessen the so called "blow" of the ulcers. Hope so, at least. Yea. So... for now... I won't be able to speak clearly... will be lisping a bit... "Hellosh I'msh Victoriash.... etcsh." ='( Can't really eat well either. Grr. Aiya at least I've been through this for about... 6 or 7 years now I'm more or less used to it. Plus now of all times, my sinus has chosen to act up. BLEAH.

Urmm there was something I was gonna say... OH YES. Eh wait I forgot again. Damn. Don't think its gonna come back unless I get lucky. Well. In the meantime... To fill up post space... I shall do a quiz I found on Laura's blog ><

BADDIE QUIZ

[X] those which I've done.
Smoked. []

Drank alcohol. [X] wine, at wedding dinners

Cried when someone died. [X] in movies, TV, etc

Been drunk. [X] anything more than 5 sips is all it takes.

Had sex. []

Had illegal sex. [] Whats the diff between this and the one above? I'm still underaged so its considered illegal anyway. Not that I ever did it.

Been to a concert. [X]

Given a handjob/gotten a handjob. [] Um. What's a handjob? Is it like a blowjob?

Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob. [] NO.

Been verbally sexually harassed. [] No one likes me enough to sexually harrass me
Verbally sexually harassed somebody. [] I'm not a perv...
Felt someone up and/or been felt up. []
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. [X] Ashamed to admit it.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. []
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. [X] A best girl friend counts as a girlfriend right? As in the GIRL FRIEND context.

Been to prom. []

Cried at school. [X] When a teacher scolded me for playing with my friend

Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. [X] NTUC.

Went streaking. [] Ahem. No, but my cousin did. Ran out of the shower naked shrieking once after his bath. He was about... 9 or 10.

Given a lap dance.[] Nopee... I'm not a pros.

Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. [X] Jarrad, along with the rest of the girls, during the year end party

Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. [X] My cousin I think. At my grandma's house. Does that count?

Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. [X] My grandpa's old house.

Kissed a stranger. [] -.-

Hugged a stranger. [] -.-

Went scuba diving. []

Driven a car. [X] Those little cart thingies at fairgrounds

Gotten an xray. [] Almost

Hit by a car. []

Had a party. [X] DUH! C'mon, even JUSTIN has.

Done drugs. [] Nup, except for medicine.

Played strip poker. [X] Just my mum and I. We took off all our hair accessories that we had planted in our hair prior to starting the game (which was about my whole hair accessorie box) and stopped once they were all off =P

Got paid to strip for someone. []

Ran away from home. []

Broken a bone. []

Eaten sushi. [X] um. duh?

Bought porn. []

Watched porn. []

Made porn. []

Had a crush on someone of the same sex. [] NOT LES. I AM NOT LES.

Been in love. [X] Yes.... so?

Frenched kissed. []

Laughed so hard you cried. [X]

Cried yourself to sleep. [X]

Laughed yourself to sleep. []

Stabbed yourself. []

Shot a gun. [X] 6 times over! During Air Rifle tryouts =P

Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. [] Trash talked?

Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. []

Been online for 9 consecutive hours. []

Watched an animal die. [X] I watched my pet rabbit die. I couldn't help the poor thing at all...

Watched a person die. []

Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. []

Pranked somebody. [X]

Put somebody in the hospital. [X] Myself.

Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. [] uh?

Kissed somebody of the same sex. [X] MUMMY!

Dressed punk. [] Nopee I'm a good little guai kia

Dressed goth. []

Dressed preppy. [X] Guess so.

Been to a motocross race. []

Studied somebody. [X] Yep. In SS, etc. XD And out of SS, etc. too =P

Been stalked. []

Stalked someone. [X] Probably. =P

Met a celebrity. [X]

Played an instrument. [X]

Ridden a horse. []

Cut yourself. [X] When I was about 5 or 6. Cutting oranges. The teacher gave me a Mickey Mouse plaster.

Bungee jumped. [X] In Korea!!

Ding dong ditched somebody. [] Ding Dong Ditched?

Been to a wild party. []

Got caught stealing something. []

Kicked a guy in the balls. [] Considered doing so a LOT of times. But didn't in the end cos they usually have no balls, ie: GAY

Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. [] My friend did this to me once though. Not a boyfriend but a crush. But still.

Went out with your friend's crush [] AS IF I'D EVER WANT TO. I mean Crys's crush. Not Rach's. But either way, no.

Got arrested. []

Been pregnant. []

Babysat. []

Been to another country. [X]

Started your house on fire. []

Had an encounter with a ghost [X] Oo yes, many times.

Donated your hair to cancer patients. []

Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by. [X]

Cried over a member of the opposite sex [X] Yes....

Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months. []

Sat on your ass all day.[X] IF NOT WHAT? ON MY HEAD ARH?

Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. []

Had a job. [X]

Gotten cut from a sports team. [] Never even MADE the sports team before.

Been called a whore. []

Danced like a whore. [] How?

Been mistaken for a celebrity. []

Been in a car accident. []

Been told you have beautiful eyes. [X] um. yea.

Been told you have beautiful hair. [X] um..

Raped somebody. [] NO.

Danced in the rain. []

Been rejected. [X] umm. yeeeeeeeah.

Walked out of a restaurant without paying. []

Punched someone/slapped someone in the face. [X] Think I did once. Then I was so scared that the person would go tell the teacher then I'd get in trouble.

SIAN.

I've got a fever. And tomorrow must go back to school. I'm so looking forward to the long long long bus ride home... NOT. Blah. No one to take the bus home with me T.T Unless I take 190 with Crys... but then...

Let's just say... that RGS could form the Black Parade walking to the 190 busstop. Well, not black but navy blue. Whatever. All looks somewhat alike. Gaah. Then the busstop will be so packed we'll all spill out onto the pavement. Hooray.

GAAAAAAAAH.

Suffering from the Monday blues, don't mind me.

Urggh. Can I die?

I'm siiick..... again. Got sent home from the RGS Orientation Camp early yesterday night. Crys says I missed a lot. Bah. Still have a fever... walao its so cold in my room... Usually not this cold... its either the room 102 ghost decided to migrate and take up residence in my room or its the fever at work again. Haiz. Guess its most probably option 2.

Speaking of ghosts.....

HEY PEOPLE WHO STAYED IN RGS FOR THE CAMP AND DIDNT GET SENT HOME... DID MISS BUCKLE'S/ ANOTHER OF THOSE PRINCIPAL'S PORTRAITS' EYES GLOW? When I came to RGS to look around, one of the Rosyth seniors told us that supposedly, one of those principal's eyes would glow at night. I think it was Miss Buckle... or maybe its that principal with the super long name. One of those ancient ones... in the RGS history book de... one the left side of the RGS school crest. Hmm hmm. Did any of you people go and check? Muahaha or did she come and check on you in the hall? =P

Ooh yes... Yidan also told me that the squash courts toilets were haunted... woooh... The squash courts toilets are the ones near the gymnasium and D&T room by the way... yea. Supposedly someone comitted suicide in there. I think I heard Chew Lin or some other Rosyth senior say something about it during the look-around-RGS-day (or whatever its called)

So anyway, the thing about the toilet...

OK I'm just gonna say what Yidan told me, cos I have no story of my own (yet). Soo... Apparently one day after D&T (Design and technology for those people not in RGS and aren't good with acronyms) she went to the toilet there to wash her hands cos she was lazy to walk to the J block/D block/someother random block toilet. There were 2 toilets there, one male and one female. Strangely, the male toilet... the lights were on and the door was open while the female toilet... lights off door closed. Weird huh? I mean, this is a GIRLS SCHOOL, so shouldn't the girls toilet be more... "welcoming"? Not looking extremely disused... So Yidan went into the girls toilet but didn't turn on the lights since it was day and pretty bright. 2 of the 4 toilet doors were locked, and Yidan went to wash her hands. The sink next to the one that she was washing her hands in was FLOODED, with some kind of greenish-brownish liquid. When she saw that... she hoped and prayed that it was just some idiot who went to flood the sink while washing their paintbrushes. Then she heard a toilet flush. She thought: "Oh okie someone's gonna come out" and she waited. And waited. For about 20 seconds... and THE DOORS STAYED CLOSED. Well yea then she got freaked and ran... which is what I would definitely have done. Not that I'd have the guts to stay so long in there anyway. And when she came back, both the doors were open. Freaky huh? So either someone was really there and taking a long long long time to pull up her pants or whatever... or..... yea.

And apparently, there's this wall in one of the classrooms. Yidan said you could see shadowy figures on the wall... of people who were not there. But after they renovated the school and repainted the wall, the shadows were gone.

Freeeeaky.

I'll post more tomorrow, must go sleep now.

Hmm. My dad downloaded IE 7. Not bad... I like the tab system. Kewl.

I'll try to keep this post short cos I have to do my theory homework and some stupid HOM thing. HOM=Habits of Mind for those who don't know. Man this SUCKS. I hate HOM. Theory is ok... Grade 6 is hard but I don't mind it.

Today we had more orientation programmes. More RI... that's Raffles Inititation when we do manwo cheers. It was..... weird.... today. They were singing this song called Austrian song... Something about:

"OHHHH An Austrian went yodelling on a mountain top when along came an avalanche interrupting his cry.... Yohhh dehhh leh yoh deh leh yoh deh leh whoosh." And then they replaced avalanche and "whoosh" with
1. Grizzly bear ........ Grr
2. Dairy Cow ........ Moo
3. St Bernard ........ Heh
4. Pretty Maid ........ Smack
5. Lunatic ........ Scream

Well, that's how they wrote it in the cheers book. Actually...... yea I was in for a shock... especially at the pretty maid part..... The PSL who was directly facing me and singing the song suddenly looked at me and went *kissing sound* It turned out.... smack wasn't "piak" that kind of "smack" but the "muacks" that kind of "smack"!!! Like WTF lar!! And then suddenly the whole hall was filled with "muacks" Then some of us were laughing, I was looking traumatised and the shermanclone in my class was looking like "errr...." The antiqueclone was too busy trying to pat (yes, PAT) the PSL's head ("Hold still." PSL:*ducks* Antiqueclone: *misses* "AWW I TOLD YOU TO HOLD STILL! *swipes at PSL's head*) Urghh... that's SOOO WTF LARR. Some of us... don't intend to be les yanoe... I never really considered KISSING another girl my age... and that includes indirectkissing... gaah.

Had our badge initiation today. Had to hold candles. The class PIT dripped wax on me lols. shuang leh.. very nice and warm.

And I'm the 1/11 permanant class chairperson. *claps*

Hmm. Met all my teachers today... so now there's just left the Philosophy one. Crys says that he's a mix of Weedy and someone else. Can't remember who. Umm yea to clarify, Weedy is the teacher in charge of the Shooting trials who speaks in this weird accent... "I'LL TELL YOU ONE LAST TAAAAAAAAAAME" (I'll tell you one last time) and sways around as if drunk. To sidetrack arh... during our shooting trials... This is what Weedy told us:
"YOU ARE HERE FOR SHOOTING. *shows teeth all the while when he is talking* YOU ARE NOT HERE TO TALK. I'LL TELL YOU ONE LAST TAAAAAAAAAME, SHUT. UP!"

And

"ONE THING YOU MUST LEEEARN BEFORE SHOOTING. ONE. SHUT. UP. TWO, KEEP. QUIET."

Pfft. It's not like we were talking or shouting chao loudly. He's an anal-retentive freak. I went to find out what that meant and it turns out to be someone obsessed with something. And yes, Weedy IS most probably anal-retentive... so obsessed with keeping the volume in the shooting range down to 0 decibels.

Oh oh oh and I saw this sign outside the shooting range that was sooo funny can. It said "RG Shooting" but the "S" was very near the "RG" so it looked like "RGS hooting". That's already funny if you take it literally... in the English format, but in Hokkien, hooting means to have a fight with someone. Same as hantam. Haha. RGS people so violent.

And during the shooting trials, the seniors were being damn retarded. "This is a gun. This is Vanessa. Vanessa will show you how to use a gun!" "This is a shoulder rest. This is a shoulder. The shoulder rest likes the shoulder!" "And we shan't put the viewfinder cover down bcos if we put it down, Vanessa will shoot *sth-yi/yi-sth* and *sth-yi/yi-sth* will not like it!" *cue loud "HEY" from *sth-yi/yi-sth*

OK back to the old topic. Urrmmm I met all my teachers... Mrs Mohammed for Geog and also my form teacher, Mdm Rozanah for History, Mr Ho (aka tikotchr) for Physics (and btw im more convinced than ever that he's either #1 really good at acting gay #2 trying to put on a gentle appearance at the risk of his masculiness or #3 gay. ) Disclaimer: Don't think he's really tiko. Doesnt seem like the sort. But at first glance... yea. And he needs an eyebrow trim. Who else.... ah yes Zheng Lao Lao for HCL (actually Zheng Lao Shi/Mrs Teo Lee Eng but as crys says... she's a laolao...) Ms Ong for English... Mrs Loh for Lit... and some RJC girl for PE. She's still waiting for her A level results and looks pretty cool. OK lar i guess...

We got out at 140 today. I reached home at 315. SO YOU ROSYTH PEOPLE OUT THERE COUNT YOURSELF LUCKY. UR CCA ENDS N I HAVENT EVEN REACHED HOME. GAAH. This is so sian, I hate it.

Btw, I'm acting class chair again =)

Wow. Haven't post for a long time sia!! *pauses to sweep away the cobwebs that have gathered on my blog* Oh well nothing to post... and everyday I get back around 5-something so not much time to post... The sad sad life of an RGS girl.

I finally know why those RGS seniors are all so thin. RGS is huge, and the only way to get around is by walking... that helps burn quite a lot of calories le... plus lunch...

THE QUEUES ARE SO LONG... WAIT FOR ABOUT 20MINS TO GET YOUR FOOD, AND LUNCH IS ONLY 30MINS. DAMN SMART RIGHT? So its like, queuequeuequeue, buy your food, chiong around looking for a place to sit, then gobblegobblegobble... then CHIONG ARH to Block J and see what homework you can finish. Lessons haven't even started officially and there's ALREADY homework. Tough life. VERY tough life.

Crys and I took 156 today. Wah siao we waited so long for 105 to come then waited for about 1/2 hour for 156 to come. We saw that PA guy from Rosyth... Isaiah (is that how you spell it?) Crys kept talking about toilet misadventures (She said the colour of the Hwa Chong shorts look like a toilet misadventure...) and family farting competitions. Then FINALLY 156 came, and we got on, only to find the whole back row (which is usually empty and thus where we chiong for) filled with HCI people. So we had to sit in seperate seats and talk to each other across the aisle, which worked pretty well until this fat woman came and stood right between us. So we had to talk AROUND the fat woman. Which was... to put it bluntly, hard. lols. Got home about 430. I'm huuuunnnngggrrrryyyy. Lunch was... well I didn't buy anything to eat lar. Go figure. URGH. I;m gonna get food bye.

Hello all.

Changed my blogskin. So now all the words go *swooosh* to the left side of the screen.

Try to read lar, don't blame me ok? Cos I dunno how to configure otherwise.

Try lar.

I'm SIAN THERES NO ONE ONLINE ok there are people but those people don't talk anyway so whats the point?

I'm now in Tarbet house, cos apparently there was some class reshuffling and I got put in 1/12 yay. With Rachel and YX so now I'm not lonely anymore =D. Poor crys lar... stuck in 1/13... And haha Waddle.

Tarbet is ok I guess...

I might just end up liking RGS.

Well well well. Back to school... and I'm not sure if I'll hate it or not. First of all... I'm gonna rant. WTF THEY SAID THE GROUPINGS WERE TEMPORARY BUT THEY SEEM TO BE PERMERNANT............................

I'm stuck in a class with nobody I know. Oh, and I did mention, I GOT A STUPID ANTIQUE CLONE??

Scratch that. She's not an antique clone. SHE'S ANTIQUE MULTIPLIED A THOUSAND TIMES, DAMMIT. Walao, everytime someone introduces themselves, she waves like mad and goes "HIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Totally overenthu lar she. Freeeaaaaky. She strikes me as the kind of person I could hate easily. She and her best friend, who is just about as weird as her.

I woke up at 6am, left the house at 6.35am and only reached the school around 7.15am. If you thought that there was a bottleneck around the Rosyth area you should see the Stevens Road exit. Wah piang we queued there for about 10mins before finally getting past it. Cos of all the schools there... Raffles Girls... Singapore Chinese Girls... Singapore Chinese Girls Primary... Raffles Girls Primary... St Joseph's Institution... Hwa Chong... Nanyang Girls... I think Nanyang Primary also around there. So when you get a whole lot of schools with a whole lot of students who have rich parents and thus cars... and make the parents baobei their kids a whole lot... TADA BOTTLENECK. Then we all squashed in the ampitheatre... squeezesqueeze... sang the national anthem and said the pledge... the PSLs and prefects told me to enjoy the space I had now... cos they were gonna squeeze every single one of us into the KS Chee theatre... and it would be extremely uh... "cozy". Actually it wasn't so bad lar... but the lectures they gave us in the KS Chee theatre... I nearly fell asleep during the Vice Principal's address. After that we got some speech from a counseller... the in-school counseller I think... And she actually said something about "you can talk to me about ANYTHING!! Crushes... in a girls' school (:" WAH PIANG EH. I DO NOT INTEND TO BECOME LES MAN. Till today I'm still quite sure that I'm perfectly straight, and I intend to keep it that way.

Recess was ok... portions rather small though. Went up to the hall after that again... for... MORE SPEECHES. The whole day was filled with speeches. Then the PSLs and prefects brought us to our classes... and made us play Blow Wind Blow. Know what the stupid antique clone did? "Blow Wind Blow... BLOW EVERYONE WHO IS ALIVE YAY!!!!!" Is that retarded or what?? After that... we went back to the Evelyn Norris Hall and just played some ice breaker games. lols they made the top student do Chicken Dance... hehe so funny =P Not funny bcos it was the top student... the chicken dance is funny in general. Somemore they made the prefects and some PSLs do too haha... All the prefects around them all started laughing.

Then... HELL BROKE LOOSE. IT WAS THE RAFFLES INITIATION. Which they called RI but still. THEY MADE US CHEER SIA. It was *bleep*ing scary lar!!!!!! All the girls all became manwo suddenly!!!!! The prefects, who were initially cheering like... girls, ("YAAY!!!!! WOOOOOHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! *clapclapclapclapclapclapclap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*") suddenly growled like... Josie!! Waitwait scratch that. Even LOWER than Josie. MANWO!!!!! Then they started stamping their feet and clapping their hands... they stamped so hard it caused an earthquake. Thankfully... it doesn't seem to have affected my internet =) But it was still scary... seeing the bimbos transform into manwos... voices so low!!!!! And they made us do that too!!! *screams*

Wooh lunch. Again, small portions. But lots of tau geh lar. I think that the stall owner gave me extra tau geh... on the account that she's my mum's friend and also my friends mum. Bah. We went up to the hall after lunch... talk and talk and talk and talk and talk..... teachers didn't come up for a very long time leh! Crys and I compared shoes... which pair nicer... hey people take a poll =)

Which pair nicer? The one at the bottom or at the top? Bottom nicer right? Yea! =D

After another CCA talk... we saw our teachers! There was this tikopekish man... YX said he looked like a tiko too... I think Rach said so also. So they were telling us which classes got which teachers and the teachers would stand up and wave when they were called so we knew who was who. Quite awhile passed and the tiko hadn't been called yet. I was whispering to YX and Rach something about "Wah which unlucky class kena that tikoteacher?"... at the exact moment they said "1/11........ MR HO" I looked on in horror as the tikoteacher stood up and waved... AT MY CLASS. Gaah. X.x

But as it turned out...........
When the tikoteacher spoke... it was in this gentlegentle tone... kinda whisperish... and he held his arm with his elbow glued to his side... his forearm at a roughly 20degrees angle to the other part of his arm... with the hand lying limp......

I think he would more likely be gay. WAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Doesn't really help that hes kinda chunky... and not exactly hot... Really easy to mistake for a tiko XD

School starts tomorrow. Can't believe I'm Sec 1 so fast... (eh hang on the stupid speaker is doing this weird high pitched whining I'm gonna try to fix it.... yay done)

I think if someone comes up to me and asks me what stage of school am I going through now I'll reply P6.

Can't really get used to the idea at all... I don't wanna go through this all over again. At least it wasn't so bad in P3. No bestfriend... (Well I had one but she liked to hang out with one of my enemies) No crush... (well have lar but I didn't like him that much) and I WAS SO GLAD TO SEE THE LOOK ON MY EX-BEST-FRIEND-TURNED-MORTAL-ENEMY'S FACE. Came sucking up to me on the last day haha. "I'm soooo sorry... can we be friends?" *cue huge grin* BWAHAHAHAHAHA I TOTALLY DISSED HER.

I scared that I get put in a class with no one I know at all... Then all the RGPS shunus all know each other and talk to each other happily while I hobo in one corner... and then the teachers will label me as anti-social and then I won't get chosen as a prefect... and then I think I'll die... and then yea my grades will drop cos you can't really study when you're dead... I highly doubt the teachers will accept that as an excuse either... and then they'll politely but firmly ask me to get the hell outta RGS cos they don't want me to tarnish their name... and then I'll have to go to Nanyang... and then I'll truly die. I DON'T REALLY WANT TO GO TO RGS RIGHT NOW NOT WITHOUT ALL MY FRIENDS BUT I DON'T WANNA GO TO NANYANG EITHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah. Why are all the other schools so damn lucky?? No pressure to join stupid core CCAs that either take up too much time or that I all hate. No super long school hours... No stupid stringent CCA crieterias. I'm probably gonna end up rejected by all the core CCAs... seeing as they're all sports... and then I'll have to join NCC... and become a manwo... OH MAN THAT IS SCARY SIA. I DO NOT, I REPEAT, NOT, WANT TO BECOME A MANWO!!!

Oh shit. RGS is an all girls school... wait I become les how?? I don't want to become les anymore than I want to become a manwo or transfer to Nanyang.

Can I die...?

Happy New Year all!!! It's 2007 it's 2007 its 2007. Bye bye 2006... I'll miss you... I think I've had my last good year... From now on I'm gonna join the rat race... no more skiving... no more lunches at home during weekdays... no more free time... no more 3hrs computer time limit...

I have a feeling 2007 is gonna suck. Big time. 2006 is probably gonna be the best year i ever had. Can I die?

Annnnnyway.
Shall list out things that happened in 2006... that sorta made 2006 memorable...

#1 Getting top in Rosyth for PSLE... =)
#2 Becoming a supervisory prefect... don't we all love shouting at little kiddies?
#3 Justin becoming known as a jerk =D My "revenge" for the chilli oil woman incident...
#4 Rachel getting transferred to 614... first year without her in the same class as me... =(
Disclaimer: I never said this list was all about good stuff
#5 EK missing more and more music lessons =D YEA!
#6 Training a whole lot of people to raise the flag
#7 Making new friends... and making better friends of my old friends
#8 Being sorta betrayed by one of my besfrens... haiz
#9 Getting a laptop for Christmas
#10 Having presents from my friends for Christmas
#11 Going back to my old school for a visit
#12 Having crushes =P
#13 Getting accepted by NUSHS... never thought I would actually make the cut
#14 Going for all those maths competitions
#15 Having new teachers... who seem to have gotten nicer
#16 Going to Perth!!
#17 Being hospitalised on the first day of school
#18 Passing Grade 5 theory with distinction ^^
#19 Actually PASSING Grade 5 practical!!! Thought I would fail!!
#20 Passing shuttle run for the first time ever!!!!
#21 Being overtaken by someone 2 classes behind our class during the 1.6
#22 Having to say goodbye to all my classmates...
#23 Copying answers from Wendy during English and Science and SS
#24 Trying to chiong testpapers during Maths
#25 Surviving the Perth bushwalk

OK the list is getting wuliao. Didn't really list a whole lot of bad things... but quite a few of them.
Now to list my 2007 resolutions!!

#1 To do better in my studies
#2 To be better at sports (highly doubt im gonna carry through with this, I've been making that same resolution for a few years already)
#3 To be more friendly
#4 To be braver
#5 To pass Grade 6 Theory with distinction and just pass Grade 6 practical (I'm easily satisfied when it comes to practical)
#6 To plan my time properly...
#7 To remember all my friends...
#8 To play less maple
#9 To be a nicer person in general
#10 To lead a perfect life =)

Hah. Been a long time since I last posted... but there's really nothing to post about. So now... I shall post about New Year's Eve. Yay!

Bah. New Year's Eve was, to put it bluntly, sian. My mum decided to go on a cleaning spree and she turned my whole room upside down. So I had to spend the whole night filing stupid old worksheets and arranging drawers full of stuff. She wouldn't let me touch the computer until past 10! And even then... there's probably no one online so why bother? Hmm reminds me of what Ms Khoo did last time...

My aunt organised a party at her house. This aunt is the mother of Han Wei, otherwise known as the "Shake-your-butt-cousin" (Name courtesy of Crystal) so don't get her confused with the one who organised the Christmas party... who was the mother of my other cousin, Matthew. So I was sianning there... actually was smsing Crystal but then she had to go for dinner. My niece Valerie (yar lar yar lar Auntie Victoria lar whatever) apparently had a cold and was lying on Han Wei's bed moaning. My nephew, Jonovan, who is Valerie's brother, had a photo of him and Valerie published in the New Paper. Or some other paper. He apparently wrote in this um.... waddya call it? Some sort of compliment to his sister and they decided to publish it. Along with a whole lot of love declarations and stuff. It read something like... "Dear Valerie, thank you for being the best sister in the world!! I love you!!!" Somehow... from seeing the exchange they had earlier... I found it kinda hard to believe. See for yourself.

Valerie: "Shuddup you're making too much noise!!"
Jonovan: "*string of swear words*"
Valerie: "F*** YOU LAR" *gives Jonovan the 1fingersalute*
Jonovan: "*more swear words*"

Owch. Can't really blame me for um... being a bit skeptical about the whole "I love you" thing right? Plus the best sister in the world... that's kinda like default. Not to say that Valerie's not the best sister in the world to him but note that he only has 1 sister.

Shall I attempt to post photos? Hmm ok yes I shall.

Ooh yar I forgot to post about the New Year's Eve EVE party. Crys came with me... it was at some Changi chalet thing. Crystal, being Crystal, saw the beach and went: "DO YOU KNOW THAT THEY BURIED A WHOLE LOT OF DEAD PEOPLE AT CHANGI BEACH DURING WWII?" I think she wanted to dig up a dead body. So we went to walk on the beach to see if she could find any dead bodies. No we didn't see any dead bodies but we saw a PCK lookalike... construction workers working at the beach I guess. One of them was wearing a white shirt, black pants and yellow boots. *cue PCK music* AND WE SAW A GIANT INSECT. It was freaking creepy lar so damn big!!!! And it was BLUE.

You can see the insect on the mound of sand near the leaf. It's that big dark bluish thing. Note the size of the insect and the size of the leaf. Can I say that the leaf was a pretty big one? Like one of those giant brown leaves. FREAKY RIGHT?????

They were playing some soppy love tunes as background music in the chalet. Oh yar and then they were playing that love theme from Titanic that I used to adore when I was about 3 or 4... Think it's called "My Heart Will Go On" or something like that. Soppy soppy sop sop. I thought it was kinda obvious that your "heart will go on" because you don't suffer a heart attack just because your lover isn't here. I mean, that's just not natural. Well if you do... maybe you might wanna consider laying off the cholestrol for awhile. Assuming you survive the heart attack that is. Just as they were playing that song... THIS passed by.

WOOH THE TITANIC!!!

So Crys and I were joking about how the ship would hit Pulau Ubin and then start sinking... and then wait you can see 2 guys who don't have the brains to jump into the water and swim to Changi beach, standing on the deck, making their declarations of love "WE WON'T BE APART EVEN IN DEATH!!!" etc mushy stuff. And we decided that one of the guys would be Josie (definitely cos he's the gayest of all the gays) and the other would be one of his gay party. Crys suggested Sherman though.

And we saw our dream school! PULAU UBIN SECONDARY SCHOOL, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS PUSS!!! We could see Pulau Ubin from the beach, and once we saw Pulau Ubin it was easy to spot the tiny attap house that was Pulau Ubin Secondary School!! YAY WE ARE PROUD TO BE PULAUUBINIANS!!! (That's Pulau-Ubin-ians =P)

See the part which is circled in red is Pulau Ubin Secondary School!!!

There was some drink thingy that was supposed to be fruit punch but actually tasted like red coloured water. Kinda like the P5 camp drinks. Finally someone poured a whole lot of concentrated concentrate (ok I know that's -.-" but it IS the truth) into the mixture and it became nice. But of course once the adults tasted it they pronounced it "too sweet" and wanted to add more water. Crystal and I protested, saying that "NOW WE CAN ACTUALLY TASTE THE FRUIT PUNCH ITS NICE ITS NICE ITS NICE LARRR" but they still went to add more water. I guess they poured in somemore concentrate as well because... TADA AFTER ADDING WATER IT BECAME EVEN SWEETER HAHAHAHAHAHA.

This is our chalet, the first one that you see, with the blue doors.

I practiced taking bigass photos of myself. Haha... I'm so wuliao =) Nah I won't post it here cos wait you all go edit then I die... just because I disabled right clicks doesnt mean its not possible to save the photos... I've done it before =)

This is one end of the beach.....

And this is the other!! =P

We were being wuliao again... Crys saw a bunch of ketupat on a bench and went "ARHH YOU SEE ARHHH DUN PRAY PRAY I KNOW WHAT A KETUPAT IS ARHH IS OVER THERE ON THE BENCH ARRHHH. DUN PRAY PRAY OK!!!" I responded with a "YOU DUN SEE ME NO UP ARH I ALSO KNOWS WHAT A KETUPAT IS OKAYS!! DUN PRAY PRAY HOR... IS THAT RED COLOUR THING OVER THERE!!!" *points to satay GRAVY instead of ketupat* lols acting dumb lar not really being dumb.

Ooh I think I might have written a long post at last!! Well yeah with the help of the pictures and everything... But hey it looks long!! Right? =D