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Bet you thought this was going to be witty. But in the interest of Internet safety and all that jazz, I shall refrain from divulging highly sensitive information, including age, telephone number, and weight. I guess a name is ok though; how else will you know it's me? (But seriously, kids, don't talk to strange old men on the Internet)
I do adore owls though. But you already knew that so I guess that's ok too.

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Thursday, August 30, 2007

Lemme tell you another story.

Once upon a time, there was a small little country that was living happily in peace. They had just elected their President and Prime Ministers.

And then in a far away land, there was an ugly spinster with nothing better to do. For fun, she would go and kaypoh in everything she could stick her nose into. She also had the UGLIEST glasses.

So. This kaypoh woman decided to poke her stupid nose with her ugly glasses into the government of the small little happy country. And she removed the President and Prime Ministers from office and basically threw the whole country into chaos.

The End.

I know that was a lousy story but I have another commentary to do. Yanoe Mavis won't let us in? Well we're gonna FIGHT. Why aren't we allowed in? There are NO lessons to disrupt, the only way we could possibly cause a disruption would be to take red pom poms and pretend to be bad bacteria and run out doing a zulu rain dance on stage halfway through the assembly.

Actually... that wouldn't be a very bad idea.

Well anyway, if Mavis blocks the gate with her fats right... We'll just barge in. And try not to bounce off. Like runrunrunrunBOING*fly across road* I remember last year Crys and I were upset about some stupid thing Mavis did so we were making up random attacks on Mavis. Like... I think Josie we made up some gay attack thingy. Like he could go up and gay on Mavis and go "XIAAAAAAAAAO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" or something. Yeah! And then Joel could have an Adooeh attack and start sneezing on her. Oh and I remember there was some hanky attack I think, and donno what else. But it was funny. Then right we could CHU WO MEN DE JUE ZHAO................................

Munglin.

"AAAAAAAAAAAND they're facing off!!! Munglin is grabbing his... *censored* while Mavis is holding her fats at the ready. Who will win this tense battle?"

"MAVIS EVOLVE INTO MAVISMON!"

"Munglin... uhh... evolve into... TIKOMUNGLIN!"

Mavis picks up her flabs and starts whirling them around, forming a tornado. "FLYING FLABS OF FURY ATTACK!!!"

'Hey', says Pheng Hwee. 'That's MY attack name! Fondue's flying fat legs of fury! Waliao eh copy me... I sue you!' Sadly, he is silenced by a quick thwack from her fats.

Munglin doesn't seem to know what to do. He turns around and runs. Loser.

The crowd is unsure who to cheer on, cos they both suck.

Mavis: "GO FLABBY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Suddenly, a change comes over Munglin. His face contorts as he grabs the area in between um... nevermind. Well so he grabs it. A loud sound of tortured horror emits from him... "URGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" And then... *twing!*

TIKOMUNGLIN USES TIKOATTACK! You can see Mavis is totally taken aback by this sudden change of strategy, possibly cos no one ever tikoed her before. But hey, its MUNGLIN. And this wave of tikoness and ugliness washes over Mavis and leaves her in shock. She falls to the floor with a resounding BANG. A tremor is felt in Zulu, South Africa. 2 random people are squashed but since they were idolising Munglin it doesn't really matter much. They are pulled out eventually, still alive. And free trampoline rides for the rest of the day.

GOGO BATCH OF 06!!


9:16 PM

WHEEEEEEEEEEEE.

Meet one of the new members on the RGAVPA EXCO!

Me! =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Meet the Creative Arts Director, who will soon revamp the AV board and also come up with a collar pin design. (Assuming that Sim Joo didn't already do it >< ) YAY.

Although I suck at art... I will try! =)


5:56 PM
Monday, August 27, 2007

YOU APATHETIC BUNCH OF ****S.

Can't even take 5 or 10 mins of your time to write a SIMPLE note of thanks to your EX teachers.

Ingrates.

Well I don't CARE. I'll just take all the credit then. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Anyway today was... weird. I saw my ex classmate Wesley Quek. It was sorta freaky, cos I had this weird feeling that I was gonna meet some of my ex classmates. I should've just turned back. Bleah. And I didn't recognise him again. That's the second time this year ler; he must be fairly pissed at me. Considering that he used to be my seatmate and upon closer inspection, he hadn't really changed much. Even his hair is still the same. But I think now he uses gel to keep his hair messy.

HAH I'm still taller than him. I think. He went to Hougang Sec. I think that's our affiliated secondary school. Same name lar.

Ok this is getting... random.

WHY.


8:56 PM
Saturday, August 25, 2007

I'm feeling very unloved today.

Like yesterday. And the day before. And so on and so forth.

Haiz.

Why do I even bother. The answer's always the same, the result never changes. Oh well. But then I keep on checking and checking and checking and checking. Even though I know it's so pointless. Why DO I keep checking anyway? I know I shouldn't but I can't resist. So I can keep getting my hopes up then having them crushed again.

That's the 543789273589374th time I've died again in 5 days. Thanks.




Edited 25.08.07, 22:46

Please, if you see this, show me some sign that you still care. You know who you are. It's not hard to show it... Really it's not. Please just take that effort and make that single click or tag or sms. Just so I know that you still do care.


12:36 PM
Thursday, August 23, 2007

CORRECTION:

We won't be making cards cos that's kinda cliched, so we're making notebooks!

Right but I still need your notes real fast!!! Please pass the message too.


9:38 PM

"Yes and one more thing. Dya wanna make a present for the teachers? They probably won't accept those storebought kinda things cos they're civil servants and thus are not supposed to accept gifts from their students or exstudents or whatever...

So dya guys wanna make a card or something? Like we could easily get those huge vanguard sheets and decorate them with messages from our batch. Well most of our batch. I can help to get the vanguard and whatever and collate the messages. So um if you people like the idea can you send a nice Teachers' Day message to me? My email is victoriaypz515@yahoo.com.sg .

Yupp. And they can't not accept it cos we didn't actually BUY it. Plus I think they'd be really really really happy!!So if you like that idea we have to start writing those messages now. Cos we don't have much time left. I hope you people still DO come here... Yeah try to write for all the teachers that taught you in P6 or something. Yay.
For 614 its: EK, Mrs Tong, Mrs Koh YY, Mrs Sng/Ms Ngo, Ms Khoo (but she won't be there...)For 615 its: Mrs Toh, Mrs Tong, Mrs Koh YY, Mrs Sng/Mrs Ng, Ms Khoo.Oh if you want to write for more teachers like Mr Grosse or whoever you can too =)

So please please please write and let our teachers know we still love them!"

This is a short excerpt from our class blog, but the most important bit!!! Please please please go read it, and please helppppp. It's one of the rare times we get to see our teachers. I'm putting this on my blog so in case you people gave up on the classblog, you'll still get to see this. PLEASE pass on the message, it's REALLY important. BTW there is no word limit so you can write out an essay, I don't care.
RG people y'all can just write it out and pass it directly to me if you wanna... it's easier that way.

So please please please please PLEASE do this kayys!


9:27 PM
Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Tag replies again.

Crystal: Oiee don't be MEAN lar waddya mean "for once"?? I'm gonna tell her. And then she'll smile at you evilly, then call you "gay" and ruffle your hair. She called me "gay" once so don't put it past her =( But haha I agree about the Mavisish part. Her nose seems bigger than I remembered. Maybe it was too much exercise. Seeing how highly she recommended that, along with all the food at the buffet. And OMG you are so right. Butbutbut Mrs you-know-who looks older and more wrinkly. Plus her voice is like deeper. I think it's just the fact that Mrs Toh was trying to hide her plate of food behind hulaoshi. Which is why she looks like she's leaning against Mavis.

Jingyi: LOL I KNOW MY SPIDERS LAR! They're Charlotte. And she can spell and write. Yay. Nono it's the guy who doesn't know his spiders he didn't say the with great power thingy. He said with great -somethingelse- comes great responsibility. Attempting a Spiderman spoof I guess..

Joshua Ng: Uhh nevermind. NO YOU NEVER WATCH NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM BEFORE MEH. I meant the huge talking head made of out stone that one lar.

BTW. LOOKIE.
http://www.channelnewsasia.com/stories/singaporelocalnews/view/295273/1/.html
http://www.moe.gov.sg/press/2007/pr20070821.htm

Heh. Today during Music we were remixing songs. And I was remixing The Miracle Worker, Night at the Museum and also the hole-in-the-ground story. It turned out nice and crappy. Just the way I like it. =D

HELEN suddenly picks up a shovel and starts digging a hole in the ground to ITE. Suddenly, painfully, a baby sound buried under many years of dumbness comes out.

HELEN: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
LARRY: That'd be the snake, now.

HELEN flies out of the hole in a rage and picks up her shapeless towel doll. She proceeds to whack the snake with it. After awhile, the snake lies dead and HELEN sits cradling her doll. She raises the doll and taps on its face eagerly for eyes. No one notices her. Getting to her feet, she proceeds to pull LARRY'S hair and taps again for eyes.

HELEN: *taptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptaptap*
LARRY: What is it, child? I'm cutting off this paper doll's face. He got a bad cold. That's a good operation now, it is.

LARRY does not pay much attention to HELEN'S tapping. Infuriated, HELEN continues tapping vigorously for eyes. However, no one takes any notice of HELEN.

Angrily, HELEN swoops at LARRY and proceeds to dig his eyes out. She puts them on the doll and smiles.

LARRY: She only dug my eyes out! Almost dug! Hey wait a minute why can't I see?? (pauses)
Is that what you wanted now? Eyes?

HELEN is unable to contain her joy at the doll having eyes. She pats the doll, kisses it, rocks it in her arms.

LARRY: Aww lookit that. It was worth it, then. Now back to my operations.

HELEN suddenly gets up and runs over to the hole. Unhesitatingly, she drops the doll into the hole. There is a loud splat and a crunch.

LARRY: That'd be the iguana, now.

HELEN touches her cheek in a meaningful gesture and proceeds to grope around on the floor. She picks up one of LARRY'S eyes and upon finding it, pops it into her mouth.

LARRY: Helen! -sighs- Guess one little eye ain't gonna ruin your appetite.



Ok haha that was just random. But amazingly fun.


9:08 PM
Tuesday, August 21, 2007




So. As promised. The post on 21st August. Hey be thankful ok, I was gonna sleep cos I was so darn tired but in the end I decided to post and fufill my promise. See I'm so trustworthy.

well anyway. Sadly I screwed up the timetables and I forgot that we were supposed to be leaving DURING Ms Ong's lesson, not before. Bleah. So I went to give her my excuse letter and she was fuming at me luh. "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME EARLIER?" Then I told her that I had already told her last Friday, which as a matter of fact, I had, and then she remembered and was all "Oh. Yes. You." Blah. I'm not that inconspicuous... Then she started scolding Voon for not having an excuse letter. -.- Like whats the big deal about excuse letters anyway...

Yup so we chionged out at 11.30am. So sad we didn't get to watch Night at the Musuem again. But it's actually just a clip so doesn't really matter I guess... Haha but I liked the "Give me gum gum, you dum dum" part and the part shortly after that, the "uh oh. you better run run, dum dum." thingy. HAHA. I wish I had a talking head like that. It'd be cool. Just that I don't have space for a gumgumhead.

My blazer is totally outsized. And for the second time in two years I find myself hating my stupidly long arms. Because again, the size that doesn't make me look like a person with pillows for shoulders is way too short for my arms. The sleeves came to about... halfway between my elbow and my wrist. And that looks so damn spastic. The one that reaches just to my wrist (although when I raise my arm slightly WHOOSH up it goes) makes me look like... Bleah.

Anyway here are some PICS.

My mum brought me to Shangri-La for lunch. We ordered some chicken thingy that was OH-SO-DELICIOUS. We shared haha. At the end of it we were sooooo full. And to think it was supposed to be for 1 person... It came with mashed potatoes and those were like wonderful lar. Super nice and all. But the one drawback is the price... $32 o.O Very very very ex. And it wasn't even the buffet ok. Oh yes the dessert counter for the buffet was SOOOOOOOOO pretty. Like there were all these miniature desserts lined up and you could just take one. And there was this huge chocolate fountain. It was supposed to be chocolate fondue, I guess. There were all these sticks of biscuits and strawberries on sticks lined up in front of it.
The mini desserts that are sooo pretty.

Look! It's the banner that says "Special Awards Presentation Ceremony 2007" or something like that. Whee.

Yup then the VIP guy came and gave a speech. Some guy got 3 awards and that's real pro. Us puny single-awardees are nothing compared to that I guess. =(

OH and guess who I saw.

OUR BELOVED MRS TOH! AND OUR BELOVED HULAOSHI! And Mavis. Who told me that I should exercise more and also recommended everything at the reception. Yes I am telling the truth. Everything.


These are so pretty lar. And they kept refilling the trays so that we wouldn't starve. Woohoo lar! Even as we were leaving they were still making sure the trays were full. Wow. I think I like SEAMOE.


These are actually cutlery. I dunno why they arranged it into the shape of a SPIDER, of all things. Ugh. OH I think I know. Mr Gan Kim Yong, Minister of State, Ministry of Education and Ministry of Manpower (that's what they call him.) was acting like Spiderman. In his speech he was all "With great dunnowhat comes great responsibility." HAHA. He should really stop acting Spidermanish. It doesn't really suit him.


All the RGS awardees on the stage =)
Bottom row (Right to Left): Hui Min, some random teacher, some other random teacher, Mrs Tan, Mr Chang minus his lanyard, some JC student, Man Fang, Dawn
Top row (Right to Left): Atiqah, ME!, five random JC students, Voon, Sindhu
Rosyth on the stage. So pathetic only one pupil -.-
And that's the Mr Gan person! With the super long title after his name which I'm lazy to type out. Anyway, see why he doesn't suit Spiderman? BTW I did my dad's tie =D *proud grin*
A program booklet.
Oh and there were Channel NewsAsia TV cameras there. So maybe I'm going on TV =D
My mouth hurts. I think I smiled for too many photos ler. =( When I get the other ones I'll post them up here too.


8:53 PM
Sunday, August 19, 2007

Tag replies.

Josh Ng; Haha well technically he wasn't my exclassmate. Jingyi wasn't in his class in p6 right... but anyway yups vote for him cos he's nice.

Jingyi; HAHA. You overestimate munglin =) I bet you he eats everything he sees luh. So to him everything's food! That's why you shouldn't go near munglin. Except in a biohazard suit. Teeh like the munglin poo. That made the hypothetical Ben sprout mushrooms on his face.

Crys; Yeah I'm playing the "toccata thingy". It's just that there are 3 songs yah? The "toccata thingy" is the only one I'm reasonably good at. Plus anyway people laugh at the sight of it.


9:51 PM
Saturday, August 18, 2007

BAH.

I HATE BURGMULLER.

Why did he have to create that stupid cantabile piece?? The stupid Refrain Du Gondolier one. It's only good for stupid piano geniuses (or genii, if that's the real plural) who can pedal, play the stupid melody line cantabile-ish, and do that rubato thingy all at the same time. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid.

I hate that piano genius who played the piece so nicely it made my mum go "ooh" and continually praise his "eveness of the notes" (which is not so, cos the whole thing's supposed to be RUBATO. If it's really that even then it's not even a good thing anyway.) Dammit luh. Now she wants me to play exactly like that. PUHLEASE. I so don't intend to go into playing music for a living. I hate piano geniuses. Why are they so... geniusy? Gah. HOW DO ALL THOSE GRADE 7 AND 8 PEOPLE GET THERE??? How do they even pass Grade 6!

I so hate Romantic pieces. I liked them in theory cos they're the easiest to identify and in aural also. But I don't like them when I have to play them.

Come to think of it. I don't like my first piece either. What's wrong with Handel luh! 4 melody lines! Is he nuts? Are all music geniuses like that? And then somemore go put such a fast speed... And again that music genius who played it -.- PLAY SO GOOD FOR WHAT. Wait all the examiners hear ler then start failing everyone else. I hope I don't fail lor. What with all those music genii around.

I'm jealous of all those Grade 7 and 8 and above people.

And the ace of hearts is a bluddy beeeeetch.


6:11 PM
Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Haiz.

Blogger's being bitchy, and won't let me put font colours. FINE. BE THAT WAY. Hurh.

Anyway today I was being wuliao with Auntie Elmo in the KS Chee. Like I was scribbling random notes to her which she didn't reply. Then I started being wuliao and drawing tons of Aunty Elmos and then she poked me. When the Mrs Yappl person (yappl is her username) went out we started doing that thing where you put your hand on your nose and wiggle the fingers and then pretend to shoot the other person with your other hand. HAHA I CAN DO IT AS WELL AS AUNTIE ELMO! Auntie Elmo told me herself outside the KS Chee. Haha then we added an extra challenge: do the Auntie Elmo dance at the same time. But when we were in the KS Chee doing that thing we didn't do the dance. Just had a competition to see who could do it longer. Then Yappl came back, and then I saw her first and I was scared we'd get scolded so I quickly put down my hands. Then Auntie Elmo won RAWR. If not I could have continued. Tsk.

OH THEN RIGHT DURING ENGLISH. MS ONG ADMITTED SHE USES MSN! TAHAHAHAHA! I bet you she uses sms lang. OR. EVEN BETTER. "Hieex gurlz! Thiees ishh miieexx mshn." And she didn't know what "srsly" was! Ok fine it's a little not so obvious but still decipherable what...

Then going home that time... 156 took sooo long. And then when I came I saw Cel and Jean! Haha but there were no seats so I walked to the back there weren't any seats either. But a Joshua Foo. Then he slapped his forehead and was all "walao." I rolled my eyes and said "shit" silently. And as if that wasn't enough. The bus driver seemed to be on a secret mission to shake everyone down. Swerve here swerve there brake suddenly... I ALMOST fell. ALMOST. But I didn't. Yay me.

Changed group today. Sitting next to Leevoon haha. Fun to crap around =P


9:24 PM
Friday, August 10, 2007

RED IS ANGER
1. Are you currently mad at someone?
yeah.

2. Which of your family members has the worst temper?
My mum and I. I'm becoming exactly like her =)

3. Have you ever thrown something at anyone?
Yeah.

4. Is anyone mad at you?
Don't know don't care.

5. Are you usually mad?
OF COURSE.

6. When you're mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell?
Yell, duh!


ORANGE IS EXCITEMENT
1. Has anyone ever thrown a surprise party for you?
nope!

2. What event is coming up that you're most excited about?
21st August!!!!!!!!

3. If you won a million dollars, what would be your first thought?
Which investment has the most return? (I was just discussing this with my mum just now.)

4. If you could have anything right now what would it be?
Something that would grant all my wishes to perfection.


YELLOW IS SELF DISCOVERY

1. Name: Yeow Pei Zhuang (Victoria)

2. Birthday: 27.03.94

3.What's your main goal in life?
Earn lotsa money, marry the man I love, and become some really important person.

4. Do you want to have children?
Next time...

5. When do you want to die?
When I'm old and ready to die.


GREEN IS OPINIONS
1. Are you against gay marriage?
Kind of... it's not natural but if they're really in love with each other then I'd be happy for them.

2. Lower the drinking age?
Uhh no.

3. Capital Punishment?
YES. SO AGAINST IT!

4. Abortion?
No.


BLUE IS LOVE
1. Do you love someone?
Umm yeah.

2. Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yeah.

3. Do you believe in love?
Um, duh.


PURPLE IS Q& A's
Q: how many beds did you lay in today?
A: Two: my parents' and my own.

Q: What color shirt are you wearing?
A: Black and white and emerald green.

Q: Name one thing that you do everyday?
A: MSN!

Q: How much cash do you have on you right now?
A: On me none. But in my piggy bank... that's confidential dammit.

Q: Is Tom on your Top friends list?
A: I don't know Tom!

Q: Look to your left. What's there?
A: A long corridor leading to the front door.

Q: What's the last piece of clothing you borrowed?
A: PE shorts cos some people were being anal.

Q: What website(s) do you visit the most during the day?
A: My blog.

Q: Do you have plants in your room?
A: No.

Q: Does anything hurt on your body right now?
A: Yes. 3 cuts on my left leg.

Q: Recent time you were really upset?
A: Urmm... day before yesterday. Ototoi!


PINK IS LAST
1. Person you saw
Dad =)

3. Movie you watched in cinema:
POTC 3!

4. Song you listened to:
The Egg Travels

5. Person you talked on the phone with:
Mummy =)

6. Did you notice that the question 2 was gone:
Nope. xD


GRAY IS TODAY
1. What are you doing right now?
This quiz, listening to "The Egg Travels", talking to Wesley, daoing Josh Ng.

2. What are you doing tonight?
I shall sleep after this.

3. What are you going to eat?
NOTHING. LATE NIGHT SNACKS MAKE YOU FAT.


BROWN IS TOMORROW
1. Is
Sat!

2. Are you looking forward to it?
YES! COMPMATHS!

3. Are you going to laugh?
Probably =)


10:22 PM

So.

National Day's over. Hmm. I'm currently feeling sorta melancholy.

Reading and rereading last year's diary, where I doodled the Rosyth blazer over and over again.

Suddenly just can't stop thinking about our Colours Party last year. We practised for about 2 months =) And our footdrill was so super good. SO SUPER GOOD. And we managed to get hentak in sync. Which is more than I can say for our year. But nevermind if we work harder we'll get it... someday. Jiayous. (But last year we got it all in sync on the first training haha)

And Josie is a deserter. =)

I remember our slow march thingy. That was sooo easy cos it was exactly like ballet. And I remember pairing up with Cheryl and laughing at the guys who couldn't get it right xD Ok that's mean but still. And Mr Z said they sucked. Seriously it's quoted. And we heard the nice nice nice colours party music, then suddenly Mr Z turned it to "She bangs" and started poledancing. Yes. He really DID poledance!

Then during one training he was late and we kept watching for his red car... and then Sherman revived a dead cockroach and then killed it again. Then I think we went to the toilet to practice our salutes, which scared me quite abit cos earlier on, we had moved from the parade square (too hot + sound system wouldn't work well) from the hall (badminton people) to the IBC. I was telling Cheryl something about wait skarli next we move to the toilets. Then the taekwando people came. And we all ended up huddled in one corner so we couldnt do much, so Mr Z taught us the salute and then.... made us go to the toilet and salute the mirror.

AND THE BEST THING EVER. THE 1.5 METER LONG FLAG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX <3333333333333333 the 1.5 m long flag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the wonderful blazer that looks hot but actually isn't. Plus it has fake pockets too =) Ok nevermind that was random but I don't care. And nice gold buttons. And Mickey Mouse gloves. Those gloves feel real weird... it's like your hand feels cold in them but you know it's not supposed to be cold...

Oh and somehow Crys managed to turn my face blue during the rehearsal. And screw up the music -.-

Yup so 8 Aug 06 was super nice. Even though the flag blew into my face and I couldn't see. And I sort of accidentally pulled the flag instead of the string. Heng it didn't jerk lar. And then we got free HtwoO and cake. Yay.


12:34 PM
Thursday, August 09, 2007

I HAVE JUST HEARD THE MOST STUPID THING IN MY WHOLE LIFE.

Let me tell you all a story.

Once upon a time, there was a very fat woman. She had no fashion sense but a lot of fat. When she walked backwards, a beeping sound could be heard. She also had a stupid accent and she was extremely pompous and arrogant and full of herself. (both figuratively and literally)

One day, she became the head of a company called Grosyth. Everyone immediately started to hate her because she started making ridiculous changes, such as making the employees sing their gay company song, which was ok once in a while, but not everyday. So everyone started loving Fridays even more, because that was when they got to sing the not-quite-as-gay-and-actually-quite-nice-other-company-song. Hooray.

Then while they were happily assembling in the coffee lounge before work started, she decided to be evil and made them all assemble in the downstairs lobby. This led to the employees all being squashed against one another and more general unhappiness. I mean, no one likes being packed like sardines, especially with bulging briefcases and having to lug heavy laptops around.

She also proved to be very indecisive once. She asked the employees to report in their respective office spaces but then suddenly decided that they should report to the coffee lounge instead. Shortly later, she decided to make them all assemble at their office spaces again, before changing her mind two more times. And of course, that gave her very tired and disgruntled employees.

She then changed the company attire to something absolutely ugly that no one would be caught dead in and made it compulsory. She also changed the company's operation hours.

Finally, the cream on the cake. An employee with a not-exactly-outstanding track record was called to her office one day. He had landed a recording deal with some song company, and thus, the fat woman decided to make him a manager. Many of the ex-managers and current managers were very pissed at this but they were powerless against her. For all they knew, she might pick up a flap of her fat and slap them with it, rendering them unconscious. Rumour had it, she had once put someone in a coma just by shaking her butt too close to them.

Furthermore, she even changed the company's mission! And the department names too. Little wonder it was that she wasnt exactly, popular.

Crystal if you dare argue for Mavis on this, I'll dao you forever. Same to anyone who sides her.


9:30 PM
Wednesday, August 08, 2007

AND TODAY WAS OUR WONDERFUL CLASS REUNION II.

Well fine it wasn't exactly a CLASS reunion. It's just cos some people were unenthu and they didn't wanna go... or they couldn't go... or if they're munglin then they were just plain uninvited. By popular demand. And then he got so pissed off he spammed my inbox. HAHA. I AM SO AMUSED LUH. Doesn't even know how to spam properly just spam the same thing over and over again. TAHAAHAHA. MUNGLIN HEAR THAT YOU AMUSE ME WITH YOUR SIMPLEMINDEDNESS.

So anyway! Our reunion was soooo super great luh! It was even better cos Munglin didn't turn up.

OH oh oh anyway first of all, it was our school's NDP. Nice =) And we ran around moving the mikes everywhere yay. The VIP was dressed really weirdly though. He looked like a pek going to the market! I mean, he was wearing CROCS. CROCS!!!! Like wth lar! Then anyway when we were singing the patriotic songs of sorts Crys and I got high and started bouncing around. Bouncebouncebouncebouncebouncebounce. Teeh. And then yupp. OH AND THEY THREW SOME SUPER HUGE BALLS INTO THE AMPHI LAR. SO SAD NO ONE HAD THE COURTESY TO BOUNCE THEM IN OUR DIRECTION. AWWWW. But I saw Ms Ong hurl the ball super hard into the audience.

Anyway. Being in AVPA means you have a blocked view of sorts, so we just observed and laughed at the audience and teachers. Like the VIP was stoning and staring at the girls in Block D during Mrs Tan's address. And Mr Ho was smiling shyly.

Then we finally got dismissed, and then we finally got to Takashimaya after waiting for the millionth and oneth bus. So irritating lar so many of those buses just drove past us. Crystal and Rachel kept walking so damn fast. So kanchiong for WHAT? Aiya I know Rach wanted to see Ed but CRYS leh?? Tsk. Kanchionging is bad. Leads to uhh... high blood pressure and wrinkles.

Yeah then we started searching for Ed. He said he was at some huge toy place but we couldn't find him. And when we finally found him he was sitting at KFC with his gaybuddies. One of which is fat and fugly. And quite possibly a gaytiko. Crystal and Rachel damn traitor lar! When I asked them to go to the fountain to wait for the rest of the people, they were all "eeeee dowan" cos they WANTED TO STAY WITH EDWARD. AND FLIRT WITH HIS STUPID GAYBUDDIES. TRAITORS. Cel and Jingyi and Wig came, cos I called them. (No thanks to Crys/Rach) Finally we all went to the fountain.

PHOTO TIME! (Yes there'll STILL be explanations so don't worry. Just that photos are wonderfulll.) [Gah Blogger is taking SO SUPER LONG. CMON. It's just a million or so piccys.]



That's Rach and me at the busstop. Crystal was supposed to be in the pic too but I think the camera didn't like her so it censored her face.




The wonderful girls at the fountain at Taka. Jingyi molested Crys and then stole her nametag then when Crys forgot all about it she passed it to me. Then I put it on and started prancing around with a stupid nametag that said "Crystal Ong" and the person in question didn't even realise. HAHAHAAHAHA. EVERYONE KNEW EXCEPT HER LAR!! So after that they went inside the huge toy place. Then cos Crys was holding a drink, and the sign said "No food and drinks" Crys had to hobo outside. =) So we all did that funny thingy from Perth where you kinda pretend to shoot the other person or something. Well that's what it looks like. You make your hand into a gun, put the other hand on your nose. Waggle the fingers of the hand on your nose and move your gunhandthingy up and down. Yay. Then when Crys finished her drink she tried to molest me. That horny girl. Ugh. Luckily Jingyi saved me. YAY =D



Azaac showed up. And he's looking buhish.

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Lunchtime at Yoshinaya. Crys tried to rape me. Jingyi started camwhoring. Tsk.


Crys is looking depressed cos we stole all her lunch. I took her drink and gave it to Wig, who said "I need a straw." Jingyi took Crystal's straw and gave it to Wig, who said "Thank you." and started drinking. Then I stole her fries and then when she took them back Jingyi took her beef bowl. I took her chopsticks and when she grabbed them back Jingyi took her spoon. Crys was traumatised =D Hooray. Serves her right for trying to rape me. Somehow she got all her food back.


We all got proper meals (student meals but still meals nonetheless) but Wig lived on her potato chips. No wig, potato chips with potato chips and a side helping of potato chips is NOT a balanced meal. Yes, really.


Wesley came and I think Azaac gave him his fries. Gosh look at the irony. Azaac is so much shorter yet he's eating such a huge bowl of rice and having a drink too. While Wesley is so much taller but eating... a miserable plate of fries. Looks so poor thing luh xD And Wesley is following Jingyi's example and camwhoring xD Haha jk.


Edward secretly harbours dreams of becoming a Nanyang shunu someday. That's why he went to RI. The uniform is white too.


Smallboi and Kester arrive. Both don't seem to have grown very much ><>
That's Rachel with Celine's pillow. Spot the difference between this and her usual expression.
Answer: It says "DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY".
Edward then demonstrated his wonderful strength by performing an amazing feat....
Opening the Yoshinoya cup -.-
Rachel and Cel came back from a super long time in the toilet. Edward thought they might be... menstruating. So when they came back we asked them if they had been menstruating. They shouted at us "NO." They also tried to find out who started it. Edward pointed at me. I pointed at Crys. Crys pointed at Wesley. Wesley pointed at Azaac. Azaac pointed to Edward. Edward pointed to Crystal. Then everyone pointed at Crys.
(Oh speaking of pointing we took a poll. Who dya trust more, Crys or me? Crys pointed at me xD)
Yup then anyway Rach and Cel took the straws and used them as chopsticks. And used the chopsticks as straws.
WE WENT NEOPRINTING AT HEEREN. We managed to convince the guys to take neoprints too! Yeah you all are REAL GUYS NOW! (We were all "Hey, it takes a real man to wear pink. It also takes a real man to take neoprints!"
Azaac: "I haven't taken a neoprint before."
Me: "Well after this, you'll be a REAL MAN.")
So gratz all of you people (Azaac Jiarong Kester Wesley ) are REAL MEN! xDDDD
Looks quanjiafu-ish. But I don't care it's nice. I found this super huge machine and all 8 of us (Jodi Crys Me Rach Azaac Jiarong Kester Wesley) squeezed into it. SO NICE RIGHT THE NEOS.
Ok I'll end here. Super long post. But it's all cos of the photos. And Jingyi I put them all up, don't rape me!


4:25 PM
Saturday, August 04, 2007

http://kevan.org/johari?name=LOVE,+vicky

Pwease. Just go already.

http://kevan.org/nohari?name=LOVE,+vicky

And while you're at the first one, get on to this too. (:


10:00 PM