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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
JOSHUA NG IS EVIL. HE KILLED A BEE. By sticking its sting into it! When it was already DYING. So sadistic. Now how would you like it if you landed on someone's face and someone so cruelly flicked you off? Then cos you'd be buaysong right so you'd shove ur bum into that person's finger. Then you'd already be DYING. AND THEN THE EVIL PERSON SHOVED YOUR OWN STING INTO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE POOR POOR POOR BEE!!!! Joshua Ng you are SO evil.
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Monday, July 30, 2007
Well I changed my blogskin again. Looks kinda emo luh but it's nice. I like it. Oh you all can now leave comments. Click on the link at the bottom of each post below the LOVE, vicky ♥, the one that says "0 people said we belong together." Well actually the number depends on how many people comment. BUT. The tagboard is STILL there! For random stuff. =) Plus it's easier to read tags for everyone, so yupp =) Commenting on the tagboard is still preferred but comment on stuff really related to the post is also great =D And this is my first attempt at whatever-programming-language-this-is-in (It's not HTML... they use instead of .) Gosh I hope this post doesn't come out screwy cos of the HTML tags and whatever-language tags I used >< AND HAHA CRYS FINALLY AGREES THAT THE AVPA TECHNICIAN IS HOT. TAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA.
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I'm sick again with the flu. And I can't eat cos if I eat I'll probably throw up. But I'm still hungry. =( I woke up this morning and got scolded first thing in the morning. Fine. Be that way! Anyway. Let's post random photos haha =)
 This is a cloud! A super super super super cute cloud on the cover of a book I borrowed. It's in jap yay =) But it's too chim for me >< worthy =")"> Heh on Friday Crys, Rach, Xinyuan and I went to Yishun Safra to support C div Bowling. Woohoo. Yeah and then we saw this person piggybacking a sheep! Lols so weird. And we were queueing up to get something to eat and we saw this guy stressing out over his noodles luh. He was in that "GAH SIAN" position, propping up his forehead with his hand while staring intently at his noodles. Can just imagine what's running through his mind lor >< "SIAN. SIAN. STRESS. GRRRR. NOODLES. STRESS. STRESS. STRESS. NOODLES. STRESS. AAAAAAAAAH." Yeah then this random long person came up with this huge grin and plopped himself right in front of the stressed-out-over-cup-noodles-guy. Probably gonna give him some counselling. Like "Oh hey dude how's it going?" (Counsellers always talk in that act cool yeah-I'm-so-in-touch-with-hip-lingo kinda speak.) "Like, chill out. Noodles are like so not worth stressing over yeah? I can always help you finish them *licks lips suggestively*" (Great I just know Rach will interpret that wrongly) Stressed-out-over-cup-noodles-guy: No. NO. You just don't understand, NO ONE DOES! It's just sooooo complicated. Haiz. Cup-noodles-counseller: Aww cmon it can't be THAT bad. They're just tangled together! Eat them, and they won't be tangled anymore. It's all in your tummy so who cares anyway! (Hidden message: I'll eat them for you!) Yeah so anyway they were mumbling for awhile and suddenly the stressed-out-over-cup-noodles-guy gave the cup-noodles-counseller this huge grin and finished his noodles. And then he put his arm around the cup-noodles-counseller's neck and patted him on the back. Then they walked off into the sunset together. No just kidding. The cup-noodles-counseller was pretty downcast. None for you, cup-noodles-counseller. We saw this porkka thing on some oven thingy at the stall. HAHA. And then Rach and I were talking about how Wedgie Chicken might go over to the stall and go all "Hi. I'm gonna wedgie me some chicken." and then the auntie would suddenly shout "PORKKA!!!!" like a chicken. Heh doesn't make sense right. But nevermind it's still funny. AHAHAHA PORKKA. HAHA LOOK AT WHAT THE BOTTLE OF CHILLI SAID. "Chiri." Haha I knew some people pronounced chilli chiri, but I never knew they actually SPELT it chiri too!!! Oh and then Crys and I also made this podcast. It's super funny lar. So hard not to laugh while we were recording it. Then when we played it back we were all "WAHAHAHAHAHAHA" and we both agreed we ought to have our own radio show. So. Presenting: BIMBOLA AND LOSERDESPOSER ON AIR! Well fine this was just transcripted but still. Loserdesposer (L): *hums Mr Brown show tune* Bimbola (B): Like hello, this is, like, Bimbola! Like, shut up loserdesposer, that's like so irritating. And like so not bimbo. You're like so despo! L: I'm not, like, despo! B: Yeah right, like- L: -Oh like what do you know? It's like, culture. Like, yanoe, the Mr Brown Show? B: Like whatever. Unless it's like hotpink, I don't, like, care. L: Hot pink is like, nice but it's not like, as nice as the Mr Brown Show! B: No, hot pink is like cute, and like, hot pink! And you know like what? The hot pink shop is like having like a hot pink sale. Like, hot pink mascara and hot pink nail polish... and hot pink Sprite! L: HOT PINK SPRITE?! B: YEAH! HOT PINK SPRITE- L: -Like, what does it taste like? B: It tastes like... hot pink! L: LIKE, OH MY GAWSH HOT PINK!!!! B:Like yeah! L: I feel like getting like spaghetti stripes... I like so totally have to show off my fake breasts. I spent like ten thousand dollars on them. B: YEAH, AND LIKE HOT PINK MINISKIRTS! L: YEAH! Like, duh! B: And I have like a million and one miniskirts and like TWO million and one hot pink tops! L: But I bet you like, can't beat this. I have like, a hot pink bunny tail! B: Like whatever! I have like, a hot pink bikini. Like, ten of them. No twenty! L: Hurh! I have hot pink bunny ears. I'm a Playboy bunny! Or rather, a PLAYMATE. B: Like, that is soooooo despo. You used to, like, be a guy once. L: Hmph! But I, like, have bigger breasts than you. B: But yours are, like, FAKE. Like anyway, let's like sing a song! Like, I'm Bimbola, I'm sexy, I'm hot and I'm cool. I'm... I'm... uhh what comes next? OH YEAH! I'm hot pink, I'm brilliant, and I make the boys drool. L: Well let's like sing the silicone song! Like, silicone silicone silicone implants, silicone silicone silicone! B: Urgh that is like- L: -OH. EM. GEE. BIMBOLA, IS THAT LIKE, CELLULITE? B: Like ohemgee Loserdesposer, I think it like IS! But like nevermind, I can like, give you the name of this totally hot pink slimming centre. They like give you hot pink bathrobes and like, hot pink orange juice- L: -no, I meant like on you, Bimbola! B: Ah! No of course not. I'm like Bimbola. Bimbola doesn't like get cellulite. L: *whispers* Loserdesposer had to go for liposuction once. B: But that was cos you were like a fat guy. L: But now I'm like, more girl than you! B: Like what nonsense! I'm like totally girl and like... bimbo! You're just a loser! L: Well I was ALWAYS into guys. Even when I was like a guy. And although I was like, gay and chunky, I liked, to like, carry hankies around and like, flick them. B: LIKE, LOSERDESPOSER! L: And I bet I have like more hot pink hankies than you. And they like have lace on them. B: Hurh. L: HURH! -End- Crys is LoserDesposer. I'm Bimbola. =)
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11:12 AM
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Wednesday, July 25, 2007
HELLO I'M BACK! Yahahahaha. I fell down today and I'm very sad cos it hurts alot. I don't like playing laoyingzhuoxiaoji. Cos when people behind you grab your waist and then don't wanna move you trip and fall and rip your trackpants at the knee. And you skin your knee and then it hurts. Gosh I sound so like Charlie Gordon! Oh well ok anyway that day I took the Nokia Music Mobile home. SO KEWL RIGHT. And then I got a nice white plushy seat. Not the stupid bar seats which are scareh. I saw this woman sitting on them and she was gripping the table as hard as I was the other time luh. This proves how scary they are. But the bus driver was nice. He was all "Good afternoon, welcome onboard!" to EVERYONE when we got on the bus. And there were a lot of people. It's like really hard to find such a nice bus driver luh. More often than not you get this cranky bus driver. The other time I saw this guy who actually scolded this old man who flagged the bus down about 5 seconds too late. It's scary to kena this kinda driver luh. But the Nokia Music Mobile guy was nice. He even looked for seats for this lady with a kid. So nice luh. Why can't all bus drivers be like him? YAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
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Saturday, July 21, 2007
OH MY. My mum's colleague is so so so luckehhhhhh. SHE HAS THE NEWEST HARRY POTTER BOOK!!!!!! I WANT LEHHHH. $47something though. o.O And she's going to Hokkaido tomorrow. Rarrrrrrh. I WANT THE HARRY POTTER BOOK =((((( Any kind soul with extra cash to spare for a poor little girl who wants the last book badly to complete her collection and have the... urmm... glory? of getting each new release as soon as it comes out? It's ONLY $47 something. If you buy it at Carrefour. And if you're one of the first 400 customers you get a free VCD. And a free wizard hat. Cmon pwease? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I was randomly clicking links on the Rosyth webpage and I realised that my photo is apparently STILL THERE. I thought it was GONE long ago!!! Or maybe it's just that the com is screwed. Eeeeks eeeeks eeeeeks. I look so... kiddy. Bleah. Countdown: EXACTLY 1 MORE MONTH. 1moremonth, 1 more month! I just need to get through one more month. Geesh I can't wait. WHY'S IT TAKING SO LONG. Wehhhhhh. So pissed. Oh I just realised I earned $370 last year lar. How funnn. $250 from the Edusave thing (totally worth the wait and the lack of refreshments) and $120 for being a prefect. WHOO~ Can't believe I actually got PAID for that luh. I mean, being paid for raising the flag. Wow. It's like a little more than $10 a month but still kewl. Wheeeeeeeeeee. <333 MOE. Tahahahaahahaahahaahahaha. Ok this is getting random so yepp =)
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Friday, July 20, 2007
WHOO~ RHD! So we had to TRY making ketupats and mine came out a mess. =X I'm so pathetic wahhh. But not many people made it either. I'M REALLY SO SO SO SO SORRY 111. Heh then was the supposed games thing lar. Turns out I was scared for nothing cos the "silat" was basically watching people get kicked. Owww. But shiok lar just sit there and slack. And then... we got to taste free food =) Walao we queued up at the takoyaki stall for dunno how long. So sian! And then we had to TURN the takoyaki before we got one measly free takoyaki -.- But I stole some mango sweet rice from the nearby stall (Actually it was free lar so not really stealing) and that was super goooood. <333> Then there was one hour of cultural appreciation thingy. There were REAL TREES outside 106 lar! With real bananas on it. Fine green ones but still REAL. Oh then we saw Mrs Loh. And I told her about the silat and the slacking and she was all: "Oh now we know someone has a violent streak!" HAHA. No I don't I just like slacking. FOOD APPRECIATION. Damn sian lar I spent a whole freaking hour queuing up at the stupid takoyaki store lar! Like walao. IT'S MR DESOUZA. Crystal's fave teacher with a supposed Grade 8 in ballet. Hehe this is all of them together. Except Mr Toh JUST had to go and bend his head lar. EEEEE. Oh yeah doesn't the person in the middle look so familiar? Scarily alike luh. But its not thankfully its not. And they're all looking up at last. Then after I collected my Edusave EAGLES award form (for $120 yay) we went to J8. Whoohoo. And we checked out Action City and look what I saw! Super cute righttttt =)
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007
And the world's turned against me once more. Thank you for nothing. They don't care anymore, she doesn't care anymore, he doesn't care anymore. Just let me die. Life isn't worth living anymore. So much for George Pratt. Why should I continue living? It's not like anything would be impacted. Everyone would just go on with their lives. No one would even remember me after I'm gone. I wonder, will anyone even bother to show up at my funeral? Will they even hold one, or just burn me and be done with it? And one by one, the reasons for me living have just been snuffed out like the light of a candle. None of them understand what they've done, cos I don't tell them. Why should I? They won't even listen. It's just blame blame blame her, it's all her fault, yadda yadda yadda, let's not care about all the other factors which were caused this, it's much too complicated, lets blame her and be done with it. This you call it caring. This you call it loving. And you all never even bothered to listen to my explanation, and you wonder why I'm crying so hard. It's just stupid, just ridiculous, you say. Just another attitude problem. But you all don't understand, you just don't. You expect too much of me. You all expect me to give what I don't receive. Respect. So I have to respect all the others, and I'm already trying. But they don't respect me back! Of course, you all want me to be the nice, mature person and take it lying down. Not show a temper. Not complain about the injusticeness of it all. WHY? Would you do the same, if you were in my shoes? Or you'd just magnamiously smile and wave it away. Of course. Definitely. You're all too good, too mature, too nice, too perfect, too attitude-problem-less, too wonderful. And I? Oh I'm just the flawed one. The opposite of everything you stand for. It's shattered into a million pieces now. All the king's horses and all the king's men, couldn't put my broken heart back together again. I don't know where half the pieces are, I must have dropped them somewhere. Soon I'll be heartless and that'll be good, no? I won't ever hurt again, so you can throw all those insults and scoldings and what not and I won't care. Uh huh. You'll all take it as a sign of maturity and niceness and perfectness. But that's just because I don't have a heart anymore. So I don't feel, I don't care. Please, just let me die. My world's come crashing down and I'm already suffocating under all the pieces. Instead of making me die a slow, painful death, why don't you just end it all now? Since you all hate me so much, and don't care about me at all. I don't mean anything anymore. The fall of my civilisation. I'm probably going to die soon, so why make me wait? Just let me end it all now, please.
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8:06 PM
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Heh munching on Yupi gummies. Yippee =) I love Yupi. I found this joke in Reader's Digest. The new-look-Bishan-Gay edition. Or more commonly known as the JULY EDITION. "There are women whose thoughtful boyfriends bring them flowers for no good reason. And then there's me. One day, I couldn't stand it anymore. I asked my boyfriend: 'Why don't you ever give me flowers?' 'What's the point?' he said. 'They die about after a week or so anyway.' 'So could you.' I shot back. 'But I still like having you around.' " Or something like that. BUT HAHA. Which is why all boys should give their girlfriends/crushes flowers. For no good reason. Ok I'm gonna finish my Yupi gummies. Buhbye.
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5:40 PM
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HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. (: Health-warning-in-small-print-found-at-obscure-corner: If you can't take long (oh yes I mean LONG.) posts, then feel free to stop at any time and take a short break before coming back. Or not coming back at all. Or if you love long posts (like I DOOOO hahahahaha) then have funnnn =) Gah. I hate that stupid puddle found near the staircase near my classroom at Block J. RARRRRRR. It's too damn slippery for its own good. Honestly, I'm surprised it doesn't go "WHOOOSH" halfway around the school. It's TOO SLIPPERY. So you can more or less guess what comes next. An unsuspecting Vic walks up to the puddle and steps in it. The unsuspecting Vic slips and falls on her butt. How amusing. RAWR. STUPID PUDDLE. And since I had just painted my D&T figures, I was trying not to smash them or get them wet, so I didn't use my left hand to block my fall. And I was carrying my water bottle in my right hand. So... yeah. I fell. AND IT FREAKING HURTS LAR. I feel so crippled I can only limp around from place to place. My butt hurts now. WAHHHH T.T Anyway. PHOTOS!  Joshua Foo stuck his big ass into my camera. o.O So my camera took revenge. Let that be a lesson to you other hey-let's-stick-our-asses-into-someone's-camera-people out there. Don't.  LOOK WHO WE SAW. WITH A WHOLE LOT OF BUTTONS. GAWSH. HOW DO THEY SURVIVE! ITS EVEN MORE THAN HWACHONG'S LAR. (and no, that's not Weijie, contrary to Rachel's belief.)  Joshua gazing into Joshua's eyes. Joshua gazing back. Aww. Can just imagine =) "Oh Joshua, I love you!" "Oh Joshua, I love you too!" Now isn't that sweet.  Hello. I'm Crystal and I'm faintly amused. By what I don't know. Maybe cos this is the first time I've seen a cameraphone. Either that or I'm faintly retarded. Oh well. Nevermind. Let's go back to looking faintly amused/retarded.  CRYSTAL FARTED ON HER HANDS! WHY ELSE WOULD THEY SMELL LIKE FARTS? And strangely, why would Crys even WANT to keep smelling them? She smelt them like every five minutes and said: "My hands smell like farts!" Oh and then there was this picture on Reader's Digest with this retarded smily face on someone's tummy. With orange slices for eyes and some unidentified veggie for a mouth. Yay. So I was all "Oh it's the Bishan Gay's new look!" and showed Joshua and Joshua. Then one of the Joshua's was all "Show it to Wesley he needs it." Crystal then said something about Joshua Ng needing it more. (The title was FIGHTING FAT! WHAT'S NEW AND WHAT WORKS!") Then somehow Joshua Ng was arguing for the motion that he needs it more, cos apparently he's overweight and Wesley isn't. Ohkaaay... And we took height and weight today. I SHRUNK. I FREAKING SHRUNK. IT'S THE PUDDLE, I BET YOU. IT IS! I used to be 166.2 cm. Now I'm 166 cm. WALAO EH. But I also kinda lost weight lar. I was... 54kg I think. Now I'm 50.5 kg. Which is 5kg+ below the ideal weight. BUT I FEEL FAT. I USED TO BE BELOW 50KG WAAAAAAAAH. AND I SHRUNK. I SHRUNK!!!!! Dammit if this continues I'll never be able to catch up with the HCI people. RAWR. And they used to be shorter than me. DOUBLE RAWR. Gah. Yesterday my grandma went to fix my baby anklet. Which had bells on it. Somehow the bells were crushed and she went to replace them. So now I have a baby anklet which rings properly. Except that I have no more use for it. o.O So I was looking at it for awhile then I asked my mum, "Why did Waipo fix it? It's not like I still wear it right..." Haha its the kind that babies wear around their ankle and it makes tinkling noises when they walk so their mum can track them down. Not that mine ever made any noise. I never moved. Yeah anyway my mum was all "Next time can give your daughter what." Me: "But what if I don't HAVE a daughter? What if I never even get married?" My mum: "Give to your daughter-in-law." But somehow I figure that if I do get a daughter-in-law, she probably won't wear it either. You just don't get married when you're a baby.
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5:07 PM
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Friday, July 13, 2007
Haha its FRIDAY! And we all love Fridays cos of AVPA whee~ Today basically just stoned in the gallery while they had some random assembly downstairs >< Something about racial harmony and a whole lot of dancers came to dance the different dances of the different races. HAHA. Anyway there was this chinese dance thingy and Crys and I were making fun of opera. And how they always sing out a sentence then they run around in a circle waving their huge sleeves and then there's this "chang!" sound at the end. And the funniest thing is how they slap each other with the sleeves. Then I got bored so I took out my bandage and started slapping Crys with it. And the only thing she could say was... "OIEEE NEVER HEM!!!" Well... I sort of... uhh... forgot =P. But yeah I shall hem it soon. A bandage is super fun to whack people with lar. Just sort of gather the 3 corners and flick your wrist in the vague direction of the person. Whee~ Plus cos the bandage is like huge it hits your mark almost all the time. Much much much better than a hanky. =D And of course you don't get told to stop your "bandage-panky" or "bandy-panky". Well there wasn't anyone to tell me off so yeah. Haha then they made some students go onstage and dance. And Ms Sally Wong too. Haiya so sad Mr Wolfe isn't here anymore lah. Could have saboed him and that would be so funny. OR MR JOSEPH TOH. YEAH! WE SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN MR JOSEPH TOH LAR. A CHANCE FOR HIM TO DEMOSTRATE HIS REPORTED WONDERFUL DANCING SKILLS. GRRRAWR A CHANCE MISSED!!! (But I heard for RHD they're putting up some Indian Wedding thingy and guess who's gonna be the groom.) [Haha suddenly remember how Mr Wolfe tried to take part in the Humanities quiz. "No Mr Wolfe you are NOT eligible for this quiz!" and also how he was sitting sprawled on the floor looking stoned when we had to go through our Geog papers. Haha Crys was all "Mr Wolfe's lying on the floor sprawled out. Dya think he's dead or something? Like in Cancer?" ] But yeah ok anyway. There were some pretty action dancers who didn't dance very well in my opinion but whatever. Ms Wong danced funnily xD Oh yeah and during Bio, Shawna found a pic of this John DeSouza guy in a magazine and went to ask Mr Desouza if that guy was his brother or something. Cos Mr Shaun Desouza then John Desouza... But Mr Desouza denied it furiously. "No! No! NONONONONO!" But the picture of the guy DID look like Mr Desouza anyway. I wonder, is he related to Kirk? I mean it's not a common surname at all. But there are probably more than a hundred Desouzas in Singapore. Just like that Joel Yeow guy in P6 isn't related to me. Even though my surname is very rare and can't be pronounced correctly by most people. RAWR. Speaking of pictures, there was this feature on the lastest Harry Potter movie in Xingqiwuzhoubao. Harry looks ugly. Draco Malfoy wasn't featured =( Haha and apparently someone actually thinks Ron Weasley is sexy. So I was all "NO VOLDEMORT IS EVEN SEXIER!!!" Kidding obviously. He doesn't even HAVE nostrils. Hahahaha then Maggie said Dumbledore was sexy. xP Okaaaay sorry for the superdisorganised post. Then after AVPA Crys and I went home. Yay. AND THEN GUESS WHICH BUS CAME ALONG??? 156. But it was the superkewl Nokia Music Mobile one. WHOOOOOO~ I got about 3 free songs. Ahahahahaha. Except I don't like the barseats. I'm always scared I'll fall off them. Plus my file was slipping about on the table thingy. I was practically gripping the edge of the table the whole journey. Brr. OH AND THIS IS THE SCARY PART. Parental Guidance is advised. WE SAW THE BISHAN GAY, AGAIN. AT THE SAME PLACE WE SAW HIM LAST TIME: THE RI BUSSTOP. Except lasttime he actually got on. This time, he was just waiting at the busstop. 156 came kinda near the busstop but cos there was some form of queue there, it was about 3 buses behind. Yeah then I saw this guy in a pink shirt. So I was all "eh that guy looks familiar..." to Crys. There was this bad feeling in the pit of my stomach (Sorry we're doing descriptive writing in school) and then I suddenly saw he was carrying a briefcase. As the bus got abit closer, I SAW THE SPECTACLE STRING. AND THEN HE TURNED AROUND AND OHMYGAWSH IT WAS HIM. THE BISHAN GAY. AND HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT US. (or so it seemed.) And then he raised his hand in the universal gesture of "hey." without waving and then he gave us the thumbs-up sign. FREAKY LUH. But thankfully it probably wasn't directed at us. I think it was for the HCI guys sitting behind us. They apparently saw it too. Maybe they were the ones who went "hi" first. LOL. But still it's traumatising luh. Now I know why the boys are so scared of the Bishan Gay. Speaking of him. Yesterday we had that persona exercise for English where we were supposed to observe a space based on the character of a persona. Our group was doing that of a visitor. Maggie was Jack Sparrow, Clarisse was Elizabeth Swan and Luxna was Will Turner. Yup all POTC characters. They wanted me to be Davy Jones but what would Davy Jones be doing in RGS? Besides, he has super bad skin. Eww. So I was a random bimbo. Yay! Then we were supposed to develop our character and spend some time thinking what he or she was like. Heh I stoned for that one cos I've been developing my character for dunno how many donkey years. =) By popular demand, I also acted as the Bishan Gay. To cut a long story short I'll just paste what I told Crys in here. [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] but i totally amused my classmates lar [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] i was all [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] "LIKE, OMG! THERES, LIKE, BIRD POOP ON THE, LIKE, TABLE. THAT IS, LIKE, SO TOTALLY DISGUSTING! AND, LIKE, THERE ARE, LIKE, BIRDS, LIKE, WALKING EVERYWHERE! ITS, LIKE, A ZOO! AND, LIKE, ITS GONNA MAKE ME, LIKE, SMELL, BIRDY! LIKE, BIRDY!!!!! AND THATS, LIKE, BAD. LIKE, YEAH. AND, LIKE, THAT GIRL ON THAT, LIKE, POSTER WITH THE TICK, LIKE, SO NEEDS A MAKEOVER. LIKE, HER HAIR IS, LIKE, SO FUGLY AND, LIKE, SO LAST YEAR! [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] n then by popular demand i also became the bishan gay Crystal Ong wha-? [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] i sat at the canteen table [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] then i turned around with this huge grin on my face [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] then after tt started frowning. "where are the ri boys? i think im in the wrong school. i only see rgs girls. lets ask them what they did with my ri boys." *pokes luxna* "you. what have you done with my ri boys? quick. bring them here. im gonna be late. the bus to hwachong leaves in 15 minutes." [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] then aftr tt was totally paiseh lar Crystal Ong why? [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] luxna was all "they're over thr" *points in the direction of the spiral staircase [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] then i turned with my arms wide open and was all "MY DARLINGS!" and then i nearly crashed into a teacher [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] a male tchr -.- [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] n then he was giving me this weird look Crystal Ong AHAHAHAHHA [c=5][a=1][b]*[[Vickylicious!♥]]*[/b][/a][/c=46] lyk "oh no. a mental case." PAISEH-ED
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4:23 PM
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
I'm so sick of this. It's just so wrong, it's not what I wanted. Can't expect respect when you don't give it. It works both ways. And I wish I just could turn time back. I HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT. Wonder why I even did it in the first place. How stupid I was. BLEARGH. I want out. I want out right now. And once again you're blind to everything. I'd trade places with you if you want. Go on. You can take my place, I'll take yours. Yup. See if you still think the same way. You can have them, I never liked them very much anyway. Go on, take them! TAKE THEM! THEY'RE ALL YOURS, NOW. And you can have all the wonderful stuff that come with them. I try not to complain about it. But it hurts, and you of all people should know. I hate you. You never did understand. And you're just blind to everything, just like everyone else. Brainwashed, just like in A Wrinkle In Time. All the same. All controlled. All conformists. Oh well. Whatever. Guess I could never expect anyone to understand. It's not like everyone has this. It's not like they have to think about what they have. It's not like you worry everyday if this is incurable. It's not like you treasure every morning you wake up cos you might never wake up again. It's not like that the fact you might die anytime is an awful truth. Nope. It's not.
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8:40 PM
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Monday, July 09, 2007
HAHA. Today I was prepared to take bus home alone and hobo, cos Crys had some netball assesment thingy. Bleargh. But then as I was waiting at the RTC busstop, 132 came along and guess who stepped out. o.O
So yes. We hoboed. Until the next bus came. This was probably one of the new design bus, it had those nice patterned swirly seats but they were in red and yellow. Not yellow and green. Weirdddd. But then as we walked all the way to the back... we saw... JINGYI AND ETHANYN. And at the opposite end of the seat, JOSHUA NG. Then evil Jingyi went to go and sit on Ethanyn and then Crys sat down, but I DIDN'T HAVE A SEAT BOOHOO. So I had to sit next to some random guy.
Ok anyway! PICS. Josh Ng was making out with his bag and then I slapped him with the newspaper he threw at me. Then JY scolded me. Cos I disturbed his making out session.  Then he started to cry cos I... was being lampposty. I caught Jingyi having an affair with her PHONE. BAD JINGYI. DIDN'T ANYONE TELL YOU THAT PHONES ARE NOT GOOD AFFAIR PARTNERS? Crystal: Go away Victoria, go away Ethanyn, leave me alone to flirt with my newfound HwaChong darling! Crystal: STILL DOWAN GO AWAY ISSIT? STUPID VICTORIA!
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8:40 PM
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Friday, July 06, 2007
HAHA TODAY WAS SO FUNNNN IN THE PA GALLERY!!! I was like playing the Gatsby song and then Cheryl was all "ehh what song is that sounds so familiar..." then I told her it was the Gatsby Song and she burst out laughing lar. =D I.... CAN GIVE YOU GATSUBEEEEE, GATSUBEEEEEEEEE, GATSUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Thankyou Yanlun =) And the teacher who was talking about smoking was telling us about the harmful side effects. Such as, tongue cancer. And he was prattling about how he "got an ulcer for 2 weeks, and it HURT!" And apparently, "everything he ate tasted badddd." Walao. 1 ulcer "HURT!" Well I'd gladly trade with him... he can have mine. A whole mouthful for... coming 2 months ler. And they could possibly prove fatal, cos the doctors don't even know what it is. Yay. And he should so count himself lucky that he could still EAT. I couldn't. Not even porridge. The little food that I could force down tasted extra salty cos I was always crying so bad. He so doesn't know what "HURT!" is lar. HE probably didn't have to force down a humongous pill and then spew it up again. And swallowing when hald my tongue is gone isn't very... easy. And HE prob didn't have to put a million and one different ointments, all of which stung but had no effect. And he probably doesn't have such a heavy dependency on salt water. I have to carry it around everywhere. And he doesn't have to consult so many doctors and go through so many tests, which eventually come back NEGATIVE. And his doctor probably just shoved him a tube of ulcer cream (which I've probably used before) and smiled. I'd bet that he didn't have the doctor chasing him for a biopsy. "HURT!" my foot. Haha chionged finish patchwork today! Whee 111 we rawk! <333 Haha and Mrs Mo was kinda happy at the end =) And she even showed us her Happy Dance! Which will now also be oneeleven's HAPPY DANCE! Whoo =) Hahahahahaha I <3333333 AVPA. So highhhhhh =) And I won't let you dampen my mood. No way. How could you be so blind?FEELING HIGH =D ONEeleven + AVPA = theHIGH without the withdrawal. Oh oh oh oh oh and Crys and I saw Josie's bestfriend on 156 today. We were laughing about how the Thanks For the Memories song reminded us of the Bishan Gay (I only think in the form of crunching numbers.... until the doing it part) Haha pretending to write assesments while actually paedophiling. I've never seen an assesment written by someone called Bee Shan Gei before. Then we passed RI and the bus stopped. AND THEN WE SAW JOSIE'S BESTFRIEND WITH HIS BRIEFCASE AND SPECTACLE BANDS AND SMIRK. AND HE GOT ON THE BUS!  THERE HE IS, THERE HE IS!!!!!! THE ONE IN THE PINK SHIRT 2 ROWS INFRONT! Then some RJ people on their way to J8 saw him and were whispering to each other while on the pavement. And they saw us looking traumatised and trying not to giggle at the same time and started laughing. So we couldn't help it lar we just kept laughing. He got off 1 stop later at J8. And he was in such a good mood he actually smiled at Crys and I, which was just freaky. The look on his face could only be described as... EAGER ANTICIPATION. Brr. And then there was this HCI guy waiting at the bus stop for a bus. The Bishan Gay smiled and went over and sat down right next to him. That poor guy. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. So the equation is now: oneELEVEN! + Happy Dance + AVPA + Gatsby + Angklung + Screaming loudly and yelling "SPOTCHECK!" and laughing loudly + Raffles cheering + Bishan Gay = theHIGH without the withdrawal.
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5:14 PM
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First of all, a quiz! [A] The Aloysius person in my Jap class. [B] Bryan Lee. [C] Crystal. [D] YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE DENISE!!! [E] Ethanyn [F] Foo Chuan Yao Caleb [G] Gloria [H] Ho Li Ting [I] The Izzy person who posts poems on the junior's blog [J] Joshua Ng [K] Kester [L] Low Jia Rong [M] Munglin [N] Nicholas Neo [O] Jarrad Oh (I don't care I say it COUNTS) [P] Philemon [Q] The Nanyang Queenie person? [R] Rach [S] June Song (IT COUNTS ALSO.) [T] Tessa (Lim) [U] Umm... yUnan =D [V] Victor Chan [W] Wesley [X] Xinyi? [Y] Yeo Jia En [Z] Zhengxiang 1.How many siblings A has? Dunno don't care 2.What does B SMS you about? He doesn't sms me. 3. What is C's nickname? Crys, Coconut, blurkia? 4. How did you get to know D? Well, she was complaining about how Mr Wolfe was giving her a weird look for singing "You Are My Sunshine" and shaking her butt behind the trash bags in some random convo. 5. How despo is E? I don't think she's despo? 6. How much older/younger is F than you? YOUNGER. By about half a year. 7. Name 3 of G's best friends. Tessa... Yingxin... and Yiwye? Dunno. 8. Does H know I? Nope. 9. What happens if J suddenly turns into your enemy? Uhh then I won't have anyone to unbore me ler. 10. Under what condition will K & L get married? Well... Kester and smallboi. A good match. Both small and in RI. 11. How many people do you know with M's name? Thankfully only one. Can you imagine a world full of Munglins? 12.Do you enjoy talking on the phone with N? I don't talk to him on the phone. 13. Do you think O knows P? Yes they do. 14. How geeky is Q? Dunno. She seems... bimbo. 15. Is R very popular? Yeah I guess. 16. How long have you known S? June arh... coming 7 months ler. 17. Is T a very random person? Haha abit =P 18. How are U & V related? They're not. 19. Do you take W as anything else other than a friend? I hate quizzes. They're out to get me. 20. When is the last time you met up with X? P5. 21. Are Y & Z enemies?- I don't think so, ZX's too nice and gay to be anyone's enemy! 22. Of A to Z, which one do u love the most? I HATE QUIZZES. 23. Will you betray any of them? No, except those I don't know. 24. Have you loved and confessed to any one in A to Z? NEXT. 25. Have you tagged A to Z informing them that they have to take this quiz too? No you never say must.
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4:52 PM
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Thursday, July 05, 2007
Reading through my old posts. Gawsh I so so so so wish I could take back the words I wrote in one post. I just realise how CRAPPY and UNTRUE it was. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR. Hahahahaha Harry Potter is so fugly in this latest film lar. I mean, look at his HAIR. It's just... URGHHHH. Have they never heard of hairstylists? Which self-respecting normal guy would cut his hair like THAT? And what happened to his legendary "superfast growing hair"? NONSENSE LAR. But Draco Malfoy is hot =) Haha that day we played a trick on Mrs Sia. Luxna: Mrs Sia our whole group has to leave now. Mrs Sia: Why? Luxna: Because we booked tickets for the Harry Potter movie sneak preview and if we leave now we'll just make it in time. Mrs Sia: Huh? Luxna: We need to rush now for a movie. Mrs Sia: *stares at Luxna* Luxna: Happy July Fools! Mrs Sia: *stares at Luxna* Maggie: It's a joke. Mrs Sia: Oh. Okay... *walks away frowning in thought*
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8:16 PM
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