Imma steal an EMO QUIZ from Clarisse Teo!
[ ] You hate the world.
Lets all be tree huggers.
[X] You hate society.
A certain society?
[X] You think vampires are cool.
Oh yeah. They own.
[X] You write poetry.
LIT IS THE LOVE. Hah.
[X] You have black hair/dyed your hair black once.
Wo shi zhong guo ren!
[ ] You wear/have worn black eyeliner.
No, but if I had to wear eyeliner I'd wear black eyeliner. If not what? Neon yellow with glitter and sparkles?
[X] You write poetry that's not for school.
Does THINKING the poems but not writing them out count? Cos I'm too freaking lazy.
[ ] You are freakishly obsessed with darkness.
Not after reading True Singapore Ghost Stories.
[ ] You think love is a waste of time.
Love isn't even though there's the chance of heartbreak. =/
[ ] You've given up on the world.
Nope. Notchet. AS LONG AS THERE IS LAUGHTER, THERE IS HOPE. AS LONG AS THERE'S CRAP, THERE IS LAUGHTER. AS LONG AS THERE IS VICTORIA, THERE WILL BE CRAP.
Total => 5
[ ] You've shopped at Hot Topic.
Ohmygawd no BUT I WANT THAT TICKLE ME EMO!
[ ] You've spent over $100 at Hot Topic.
I WANT A TICKLE ME EMOOOOOOOO!
[ ] You wear more bracelets than a Russian.
How many bracelets does a Russian wear?
[ ] You own a dog collar that's not for your dog.
Oh no. I own a dog collar for my bitchy enemies.
[X] You're extremely pale.
AND PROUD OF IT TOO.
[ ] You are a member of a poetry site.
o.O
[X] Your screen name has been an oxymoron.
I'm sure there must have been one. But anyway thankfully I'm not like Munglin, who'd definitely have to X this one. Duh. His EMAIL has 'oxymoron' in it. But if you ask me he's just a moron.
[ ] You are an aethiest or agnostic.
Nope
[> ] You don't believe in god.
I don't believe in God, cos I'm not Christian. But I do believe that there's a god. Thus half an X.
[X] Your screen name has/had X's in it.
Well yeah?
Total => 3.5
[X] You have been referred to as scary.
Ooh little kiddie curry stories.
[X] You have been referred to as demented.
Crazy and proud of it man.
[X] You have been referred to as weird.
Be weird, cos being normal is totally overrated.
[ ] You have been known to hate teachers.
Well I DO hate teachers but I'm not famous for it. Well and not all teachers.
[ ] You have been known to cause trouble.
BUT I'M SO GUAI!
[ ] Your hair has been dyed a color that was not natural.
uh? ACCORDING TO MY BALLET TEACHER. DONT MESS WITH YOUR HAIR, BECAUSE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN IT WILL NOT DO IT ANY GOOD. ESPECIALLY REBONDING IT AND PERMING IT AGAIN.
[X] You have/or had at least one photoshopped picture.
Josie is the new Caijing.
[ ] You think pictures look better in greyscale or sepia tone.
COLOURS, COLOURS ALL THE WAY.
[X] You have been referred to as evil.
Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
[ ] You are scared of yourself sometimes.
Yeah, whenever I pass a mirror? PUHLEASE I'M NOT LIKE THE BISHAN GAY OR SOMETHING.
Total => 5
[>] Suicide has crossed your mind.
Yeah when the pain got so bad before it just seemed easier to die and stop the pain.
[ ] You have screamed before now, "The whole world is emo!"
[X] You use big words that no one has ever heard before on occasion.
Oh yes I like big words. Like Supercalifragilisticexpeladidocious.
[ ] You've seen The Exorcist.
Nuuuuuuuuu.
[ ] You liked The Exorcist.
Nuuuuuuuuu.
[> ] You've seen Saw.
I saw the Scary Movie 4 version!
[> ] You liked Saw.
I liked the Scary Movie 4 version!
[ ] You've done voodoo.
[X] You hate sports.
Sweating is, like, so totally, like, not, like, glam.
[ ] You dress up as the most morbid thing posssible on Halloween.
Halloween is when parents dress up their kids as ghosts and send them out to get sweets from strangers. Nehh.
Total => 3.5
[ ] Halloween is one of your favorite holidays.
Christmas! Chinese New Year!
[ ] You have a strange liking for fire.
[X] You have only a couple of actual friends.
But I DO value my true friends, unlike what some people might THINK.
[ ] You're not afraid of spiders.
[X] You have had a conversation about how you want to die.
[ ] You've painted your nails black.
[X] One or more of your myspace[or any other] pics has/had writing on them.
Words are wonderful things. Oh haha like the picture that said "hankylicious" from JY's blog that I stole and put on my DP.
[X] You have had the word "...." in your display name.
Technically, "...." is not a word. It is punctuation. Also Josie's only punctuation mark. lolz ok wadeva...
[X] You love art.
Not an AEPer though.
[X] You like art with negative meanings.
I like art in general.
Total => 6
Now add up your total and multiply by two... 23x2=46!
Great. I'm 46% emo. Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I shall go slash my wrists now.