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Victoria
Bet you thought this was going to be witty. But in the interest of Internet safety and all that jazz, I shall refrain from divulging highly sensitive information, including age, telephone number, and weight. I guess a name is ok though; how else will you know it's me? (But seriously, kids, don't talk to strange old men on the Internet)
I do adore owls though. But you already knew that so I guess that's ok too.

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Ohkay!

Today was Jap written, surprisingly EASY! Seriously, I didn't expect it to be so easy. It was pretty okayish, I knew most. I just hope my sakubun doesn't screw up.

Haha went for lunch at J8 with Wesley and Glendon and that Werty person. And some other guy who just sat there and emoed and smsed. He didn't talk. It was kinda fun. Yeah cos I think Glendon came late with Werty, then Wesley started nagging at him for not reading his sms. Glendon denied having received any sms and handed over his phone to Wesley for checking. That was Big Mistake #1. Then he went away to buy food. Big Mistake #2. We screwed up his phone. =)

How to screw up a Glendon's phone:
#1. Change the theme colour to pink.
#2. Remove wallpaper.
#3. Remove screensaver.
#4. Set an alarm to ring at 2:45pm.
#5. Change the date to 26.9.1997.
#6. Change the display of the menu.

All this before Glendon returns. When he came back he was all "Why is my phone PINK? Who played with it?"
Werty: "Still must ask? Obviously is... YOUR MUM LAH. She probably saw your phone's theme and was all 'hey, this looks like the game I deleted from my son's phone! Delete now.'"
AHAHAHAAH. AND IT WAS SUPER AMUSING TO WATCH GLENDON FIND EVERYTHING. ESPECIALLY THE DATE.

Oh I got my Grade 7 books! =) Well not exactly mine, but the one's I'll be using for Grade 7. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaard.

On the way home, we stopped at the traffic light at Hougang Point. Then we saw Wesley's car. I told my dad "hey that's Wesley's car."
My dad: "Oh. Wesley." (I think he doesn't know who Wesley is. Even though I just told him like that afternoon.)
Me: "Let's disturb him." *takes out handphone*
My dad: "Haiya he won't answer one lar."
Me: *calls* HELLO. WE CAN SEE YOU O:
Wesley: "What?"
My dad: "Eh eh eh look he's turning around AHAHAHAHAAH"

I think my dad is funneh!


8:01 PM
Thursday, September 20, 2007

Blog keeping rules:1) each blogger must post these rules first.2) each blogger start with 8 random facts/habits about themselves3) bloggers that are tagged need to write on their own blog about their eight things and post their rules. and at the end of your blog, you need to choose 8 people to get tagged, & list their names.4) don't forget to leave them a comment telling them you're tagged and to read your blog about 8 facts about you.♥the 8 facts/habit about me♥ -1. Victoria isn’t actually my real name.2. I crap alot.3. I love vicy =)4. I still maple even though I supposedly quit last year.5. Ummm I’m not supposed to be blogging this now!6. I BROKE A HEART TODAY. POOR SHEEPY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.7. Spiderman taught us how to be a heartbreaker today!8. I DON’T OFTEN GET PISSED =D Haha ok I’ll cut the crap, we all know that’s so not true.
people to do this quiz too :D
LOLS. I dowan tag people lar. Can’t think of people to tag. Does this even count as a quiz anyway? ><



Well I’m done with Dawne’s quiz so now I shall write!
Now’s compstuds and cos I was so PRO and so wonderfully FAST and my webpage is soooooo pretty Ms Joanne now lets me slack and feeds me grapes and chocolate and fans me cos I’m so HAAAAWT. Haha don’t know what’s wrong with me today, just feel so ego and crappy… No lar she let everyone who finished their webpage (I’m really proud of mine anyway!) go on the Internet or slack or whatever, as long as we don’t
Blog
Chat
Youtube

BUT SHE NEVER SAID A LOT OF OTHER STUFF! So that’s why some people (whose names I shall not mention so as to not get them into trouble) are downloading Maple. I was considering blogging via my tagboard, but what the heck.

I’ll blog somemore legally when I get home!


1:35 PM
Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Today we had the disturbing lesson.

Before that, during Maths, Voony and I were crapping as usual. We made up a story.

Once upon a time, there was a hunk named Chang. Chang was a punk. One day, he saw a stall called Old Chang Kee and he went in to buy some food. The hunky punk Chang then ate and ate and ate. Soon the punky hunk Chang was addicted to the chunks in the Old Chang Kee curry puffs so he ate them everyday and gave lots to his punk friends, like Yeo Wassap and Spidey. Then Chang became CHUNKY! Chunky Chang is not a hunk anymore!

Lols. This should only make sense to RGS girls who watched the Teachers' Day performance. =D

Anyway...

I feel so guilty... complaining that I'm fat and sometimes not eating at all, while these people in Africa and Middle East... they're REALLY dying of hunger. And yet we use the term so loosely whenever we just miss recess or something like that. And those stupid rich people, they're monopolising the food they eat. They bully the poor and weak and steal food from them as they lie dying.

Have they no conscience? Doesn't it hurt them when someone dies for their own selfish gains? Doesn't it prick them at night, don't they have nightmares about it? Why don't they care? Why are they so selfish? It's just so stupid, doing this and hurting so many just for their own personal wants. If everyone learned how to give a little bit more then this world would be such a better place. Like all those beauty paegant people in Miss Congeniality.

(I watched it today, it was really funny. All the contestants were like all "World peace!" when asked what this society needs most. Then Miss Congeniality said "harsher punishment and dunno what for prisoners and convicts." All the people were like O.O and "uhh...." And then when she realised she said "And, of course, world peace!" then everyone started clapping. So shallow...)

I want to do something for them, I think I'm going hold a fundraiser or something. Anyone would like to help? It's for the greater good of mankind. Every 3.6 seconds you hesitate, a person dies of hunger. It's really just so cruel... why is this even happening?

There was this slide that showed this little African baby looking up into the camera. It said something like "This little girl's mother has tied a thin string around her stomach in the belief that it will prevent diarrhea. However, she has since died and little Nonhle is an orphan." In smaller print it said "Nonhle's name means 'beautiful'. She is with God now."

Although I'm not a Christian or anything, when I saw that I just started crying. I don't know why, it just seems so sad. She's just a little child, why must you kill her? She didn't do anything wrong. And I feel so bad that she didn't have a chance to grow up, to learn, to be happy and to know what it's like to have nice food and nice toys and nice books.

And I still feel like crying now, when I think about them.

When I grow up, I'm going to be someone rich and powerful. Then I'll help them, yes I shall. Like give part of my salary every year to provide the POOR with food. Until then... I'll try to make a difference. I want to make a difference. Maybe we could do it as a class project or something...


8:38 PM
Tuesday, September 18, 2007

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Warmth 54%
Intellect 86%
Emotional Stability 10%
Aggressiveness 58%
Liveliness 22%
Dutifulness 74%
Social Assertiveness 18%
Sensitivity 90%
Paranoia 58%
Abstractness 62%
Introversion 58%
Anxiety 78%
Openmindedness 62%
Independence 70%
Perfectionism 54%
Tension 58%
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9:04 PM
Monday, September 17, 2007

Wooooooh.

So amused.

Firstly. We had Dance today and that was soooooooo kewl cos I finished learning the Chacha. Yay I like the New York and the Underarm turn thingy. I <3>< Oh wellll. Mrs Kavenagh looks ALOT like Ms Khoo. And it was sorta freaky, cos I kept thinking about Ms Khoo dancing the Chacha. Well it looked that way. But I think she's still nice. OH AND SHE MADE US CHACHA TO LADY MARMALADE. LADY MARMALADE LEH! Does she know what the French part is! Ooooooooooooooooooooooomg. But it was still fun! Oh and then on the bus we saw Joshua Ng. He daoed me when I got on the bus so I didn't know it was him. Then I saw JY Cel Wig Jiaen and they gave me a seat =) Oooh and then we prank sms-ed Josh Ng. I said something like "Boo. We're watching you (: And we know where you live! O:" then Cel smsed something about "yeah we're watching you!" then JY "yeah. what they said!" and JY smsed for wig "Yeah. whatever they said." or SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Ahahaha. Then Joshua Ng gave us this weird look. Like a cross between =S and D= Shooooooooo amusing.

Oh oh oh and I discovered that many guys actually use gay blogskins. Like look! http://www.proded-dloy.blogspot.com/
I mean no offence to the guy ofcourse, it just happens that he happens to be someone Yanlun doesn't like. But that's got nothing to do with the fact that he's got a girly blogskin. And it's super girly can! Look at the signature. "Loved yesterday". SOOOOOOOOO LOVESICK. And then title bar also... Sounds like Crys' PM a long long long time ago. And the "femme" column... doesn't "femme" mean female or girl? Although I must say the "Mirage" part is really kinda sweet. Ok scratch that. It's REALLY sweet.

No offence meant, seriously! Just pointing out how... gay it is. =D


8:26 PM
Friday, September 14, 2007

lols I did this before but since Clarisse tagged me I'll do it again~ =D

list out your top 5 birthday presents you wish for:
1. Cash! xD
2. Art stuff =)
3. A surprise gift
4. * *** *** * ****
5. ** *** ** ******* **** **** ***

1. the person who tag you is?
Clarisse Teo!

2. your relationship with her is?
my friend =) ex groupmate

3. your 5 impressions of him (her)?
#1. Likes House
#2. Calls me hobo! o.O
#3. Thinks I'm dramatic and creative and donnowhatelse!
#4. Mad TV woohoo! TICKLE ME EMO!
#5. Cute!

4. the most memorable thing she has done for you?
Watched Tickle Me Emo!

5. the most memorable words she has said to you?
"Watch House Best Moments!"

6. if she becomes your lover, you will?
Move house and go into hiding =X

7. if she becomes your lover, things she has to improve on will be?
Be a guy!

8. if she becomes your enemy, you will?
Be sad =(

9. if she becomes your enemy, the reason will be?
Dunno...

10. the most desired thing you want to do for her now is?
umm. Buy her a House DVD. But sadly I have no money =(

11. your overall impression of her is?
Nice haha

12. how do you think people around you will feel about you?
Umm... I'm nice =) I think.

13. the character you love of yourself is?
Well um I'm okay!

14. on the contrary, the character you hate of yourself is?
Uhh... I'm mean sometimes...

15. the most ideal person you want to be is?
Mmmm. Like I said. That pro guy who won 3 awards and is apparently a prefect and helps out in community service and is some high up guy in RI Shooting and smart also. Now if I could be the girl version of that it would so rock =)

16. for people that care and like you, say something to them.
thank yoouuuuuuuuu. I love ya all!

17. pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wish to know how they feel about you:
1. Xiwen!
2. Crystal
3. Voony!
4. Yanlun
5. Joshua Ng
6. Cel
7. Wes
8. YX
9. Cheryl
10. Caleb (supplied by Josh Ng)

who is no.6 having relationship with?
Cel; Dunno..

is no.9 a male or female?
Cheryl; female luh...

if no.7 and 10 are together, will it be a good thing?
Wes and Caleb; NO

how about no.8 and 5?
YX and Joshua Ng; aha! =D

when was the last time you had a chat with no.3?
Voony; I think yesterday

what kind of music band does no.8 like?
YX; dunno...

does no.1 has any siblings?
Xiwen; yeah 2 brothers.

will you woo no.3?
Voony; nono I'm straight!

how about no.7?
Wes; ummm....

is no.4 single?
Yanlun; dunno...

what's the surname of no.5?
Joshua Ng; abit the obvious isn't it...

what's the name of no.10?
Caleb; Caleb Foo lor.

what's the hobby of no.4?
Yanlun; dunno...

do no.5 and 9 get along well?
Cheryl and Joshua Ng; I donno if they even know each other..

Where is no.2 studying at?
Crystal; RGS

talk something casually about no.1?
Xiwen; mm she used to be my best friend in P2 at daycare, haha she's super super super super nice =)

have you tried developing feelings for no.8?
YX; NO

where does no.9 live at?
Cheryl; Kang Choo Bin Walk or something like that

are no. 5 and 1 best friends?
Joshua Ng and Xiwen; no... I don't think so.

does no.7 like no.2?
Wes and Crystal; NO. Well I don't think so.

how did you get to know no.2?
Crystal; Umm in Rosyth.

does no.1 have any pets?
Xiwen; umm dunno...

is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?
Wes;



You know what. Those quizzes are really out to get me.


8:05 PM

I'm bored. I hate being sick. Guhwahsdsfgiodpfjbhopdf. I think I shall go hunt quizzesssssssssssssssssssssss!

Oho found one on Joshua's blog =D

Please read the rules first: I start off by giving 6 weird things about me. People who get tagged have to do this quiz in a blog of their own as well as state the rules clearly.

THE 6 WEIRD THINGS
1) I'm apparently the class expert on the Bishan gay -.-"
2) I don't like my maths teacher.
3) I like peeling off scabs and then peering at them.
4) Blood actually tastes okayish to me.
5) I own quite a large collection of Barbies but haven't played them since I was P4.
6) I weigh the same as I did in P5.

THREE NAMES THAT PEOPLE CALL YOU
1) Vic
2) Oi hobo!
3) Bishan gay -.-

THREE MOST IMPORTANT DATES IN MY LIFE
1) 27.03 =D
2) CNY/Xmas (cos I usually get gifts and cash =X)
3) 21.8.07 (So what if it's over?)
Actually got somemore lar but they say only can put 3 =(

THREE THINGS I'VE DONE IN THE PAST 33 MINUTES
1) Ate medicine
2) Coughed and nearly threw up
3) Talked to my mum on the phone.

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY
1) Watch Scary Movie 4/Epic Movie
2) Mad TV woohoo.
3) Crap around =)

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE SONGS RIGHT NOW
1) Cobrastyle -Teddybears STHLM & Mad Cobra
2) Accidentally in Love -The Shrek soundtrack thingy
3) Helena -My Chemical Romance
3.14) Lady Marmalade -Christina Aguilera
22/7) My Bloody Valentine -Good Charlotte
3.25) Sexyback -Justin Timberlake
3.30) Shut up and Drive -Rihanna
3.45) Lian ai-ing -WuYueTian
3.95) The podcast Crys and I created in the gallery one day -Loserdesposer & Bimbola (Granted it's not a song but still.)
Never reach 4 so still considered 3 =D

THREE PEOPLE I MISS IN MY PAST
1) Xiwen
2) Yanlun
3) Urm urm urm all the Rosyth P6gepers! And my trainees <333333
Rawr three spaces is too few!

GIFTS I WOULD LIKE TO RECIEVE
1) Cashhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2) Something sweet but surprising. Uhh the sweet isnt in the literal sense lol.
3) Art stuff >< My budget is... gone.

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE HOBBIES
1) MSN-ing
2) Crapping
3) Going to 3rd lang =D Does that count?

THREE PLACES I WANNA GO FOR A HOLIDAY
1) JAPAN.
2) America again!
3) Anywhere there's cheap shopping =D

THREE OF MY FAVOURITE CARTOON CHARACTERS
1) Winnie the Pooh! Ahaha we all love Wendy.
2) Pikachu I guess. Even though its gay.
3) OH OH OH SPONGEBOB!

3 GIRLS'/BOYS' NAMES
1) Anastasia!
2) Alexander
3) Orlando

THREE MALLS I USUALLY GO TO
1) Hougang Point
2) J8
3) PS/And I'm going to VIVO!

THREE FAVOURITE FASTFOODS
1) McDonalds
2) KFC (But the one at J8 is creepeh.)
3) Pizza Hut

THREE FAVOURITE DRINKS
1) Milo
2) Fruit tea
3) Qoo

THREE THINGS FOUND IN MY BAG
1) My pencilbox
2) My diary
3) The Miracle Worker

THREE FAVOURITE COLOURS
1) Purple
2) Blue
3) Black

THREE EVENTS I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO
1) The next time I can see my darling trainees again!
2) Starting Grade 7 Theory <3
3) 7dec!


3:16 PM

I'M HUNGRY; BREAKFAST WAS JUST ICE CREAM.

MY THROAT IS ON ITS DEATHBED I THINK I'M GOING TO LOSE MY VOICE SOON.

I currently sound like... Josie -.-

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I'm hungry but there's no food cos the ants ate it. They destroyed my breakfast by crawling around on top of it. And now there's a long chain leading from I donno where to my supposed-to-be-breakfast.

I want lunch. But the sky is so freaking dark outside I don't dare to walk out. Damn why is the whole house so DARK?!

Why doesnt anyone tag =(


12:34 PM
Thursday, September 13, 2007

Mr Desouza killed a fishy.

There was this guppy in the lab today, and he was using it to demonstrate how blood flows through the arteries and veins, so he put the transparent part of the guppy's fin under the visualiser microscope or whatever that thing is. At first we were wondering if the guppy was out of water, but then Mr Desouza was all "It's wrapped in a moist cotton. It'll be fine."

At first its fin was flapping away happily (flappy cells are happy cells!) then suddenly it stopped. Then Mr Desouza stared at it for awhile and said: "Uhm... I think we need to put it back in water now." And then he slowly fetched the beaker of water and slowly unwrapped the fish from the cotton and slowly put it back inside.

The fish didn't move.

And it still didnt move.

Class: "ORHH HORR MR DESOUZA YOU KILLED THE FISH!"
Mr Desouza: "Nono maybe it's just PRETENDING."

After awhile it became pretty obvious the fish wasn't pretending. So we all started screaming at Mr Desouza. Mr Desouza was getting kinda flustered and said: "Ok ok I'll go through all the neccessary burial rites! Happy?"

Haha then Shawna took the fish and when she found out the water stank, I took it and Josephine and I observed the dead fish for the rest of the period. Then we wanted to remove the dead fish to bury it but we didn't dare to touch it so we asked Mr Desouza to remove it with his bare hands. He gave us an O.O look. So we took the microscope slide and fished it out. He was giving us a =/ look but cos everyone was glaring at him woefully he didn't say anything. Yay. Then Shawna prodded it a few times (it was squishy) and we wrapped it up in tissue paper. But first we let it look at Mr Desouza. Then we gave him the fish in the paper and he was giving us another o.O and =/ look. It so happened this took place right next to the dustbin and Etinne pointed out that he might just throw it away. So Shawna said: "Stand here and guard it then, you!" Haha. So Etinne guarded it. In the end we took the fish away to bury it at Block J cos we didn't trust Mr Desouza.

MY THROAT IS BLUDDY FERKING PAINFUL I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. WHY'S EVERYONE TRYING TO KILL ME?


8:47 PM

COMPSTUDS =D



Ok haha that reminds me of how Ms Ong was totally freaked when she saw under our homework column: "Research studs". Cos "studs" is a multiple meaning word. Then she was like all "Can't you just write out the full word? Studs is...."



HAHA. Yes lets all go research hotguys and give them to Mr Toh =X.



By the way. Tickle me emo!



Omgggg I'm becoming like Mr Desouza. He's obsessed with hormones lar he mentioned them for 3 lessons in a row ><>

My sleeve is bloodstained =( I don't like blood blisters. Well the goodnews is that it's flat now, cos I squeezed all the blood out =D Well most of it, I think there's still some left. I'm saving it for later. It now looks like a scab.


HAHAHA MY FRIEND KNOWS MR NUR! AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE POSTED TO RGS TO BE THE TECHNICIAN LUH WHY HE NEVER ACCEPTTTTTTTTTT. Then I can go kachiow him =D Bleah.


Kachioooooooooooooooooooooooooow.


My throat is so dying... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrawr. Gosh it's lucky I don't have to take my aural liddat. Sure fail de ><


BTW Think of Me is a super nice song. I found it while playing the piano and emoing yesterday.


MR DESOUZA KILLED A FISH!


I shall blog more about his horrible murder later. Evilevilevilevilevilevilevil!! WHY. A LITTLE FISHIE DIED FOR MR DESOUZA. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


1:42 PM
Wednesday, September 12, 2007

I. WANT. A. TICKLE. ME. EMO.

I just thought of something funny. Mavis can't count. My mum said that Mavis told her that "Rosyth wasn't actually 50 years old when Ms Chan left, it was just 49. Ms Chan probably just wanted to leave to school when it was 50 so she anyhow go and say it's 50."

Let that sink it for awhile. Okay now scream in anger.

WHAT THE HELL LAR. MS CHAN WAS NICE OK. NICER THAN HER. SOOOOOO MUCH NICER THAN HER. DUNNO HOW TO COUNT STILL GO SAY PEOPLE WHAT?

Rosyth was established 1956 I think. Then I think she sot sot just go take 2005-1956 and get 49. "Oh yay Rosyth was only 49 in 2005!" WALAO EH. In P5 we learnt that you're supposed to ADD ONE! 49+1=50. Rosyth was 50 in 2005 lar! Crap lar she. Can't even add properly.

And please lar! Ms Chan was damn damn damn nice okay. And if she would do that, then what would Mavis do? Probably jack the school's age up to 100 or something when she leaves. -.-"""" What's her problem lar!

Plus she's super super super proud. My mum said so. She said when she congratulated Mavis for having 2 exstudents get the PMBP (Leevoon from Chongfu and me) she just smiled really big and basked in all the praise -.- But when my mum congratulated Mrs Tan (Mrs Deborah Tan) for having like 12 students AND exstudents get the award Mrs Tan was all "Nono I can't take credit. It's all the students' own achievements."

SEE. SEE THE DIFFERENCE. I am really disgusted lar. What's her problem! Cannot add then still must go broadcast it issit? And what has she got against MS CHAN? RAWR. I wish Ms Chan was back. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.


6:04 PM

I caught the flu. My throat is dying. So's my nose. (And although this is totally unrelated so's that bite on my arm. It's filling up with blood now -.- I think Clarisse whacked me too hard yesterday =( Yay. Soon it'll be black and icky. More reason for yall to shun me. It's not contagious though.)

Maybe tonight when I go to sleep I'll never open my eyes again.
Would you know that I've gone?
Would you come to say goodbye to me one last time?
If it clashed with your precious CCAs, would you still find that time for me?
Would you cry at the funeral?
Would you feel happy or sad?
Would you realise that I'd never be there to laugh with you, to talk with you, to wait for you, to crap around and be crazy with you again and feel sad?
Would you miss me?
Would you feel guilty, like how Annie Sullivan did when Jimmie died?
Would you think of all those things you could (or should) have said or done, but didn't?
Would you regret taking me for granted?
How would you remember me?
How long would you remember me for?
Would I fade away to become someone you once knew a long time ago, soon? And when you find a replacement for me, would he or she be like me?
Would you remember me then?
Would I still have a place in your heart somewhere?
Would you, out of habit, make a mental note to tell me something, show me something, do something for me ever again? And would you feel a pang of sadness knowing that you'd never be able to fufil that?
Would you spare a thought for me once in a while?
Would you visit my grave to see me again?

I think I'd make a good emo kid.
This post is dedicated to more than one person, this time.


5:31 PM
Monday, September 10, 2007

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

I want a Tickle Me Emo. It'd be my bestfriend cos no one else cares. Plus I think its super cute.

Tickle Me Emo: DEE WOOBA GABBA OOOOOO. I hate you, I hate you, I hate you!
Little Kid: I hate you too! You're not the only one with issues!

Then it starts wailing and slitting its wrist and shouts "I HURT MYSELF TO FEEL ALIIIIIIIIVE."

Anyway. I'm sad cos... I got bitten by something weird in China. At first I thought it was a mosquito bite and it was itchy so I scratched it. And apparently it wasn't SUPPOSED to be scratched cos now its red and swollen. Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks. I went to the doctor and he gave me something to put on it but nothing's happening. Fine. So maybe I just put it 5 minutes ago but still.

Piano exam was pretty okayish. The guy was quite nice, he let me repeat an arpeggio. =D I hope I don't fail lar. My mum said she'll bring me for lunch at ShangriLa again if I pass. And my dad said I'll get $50 if I pass. That's one whole week's allowance leh. So I must pass. I think I played quite well. I just hope that guy's nice and lenient. Eek.

TAHAHAHAHA WATCHING FUNNY SKITS.


8:31 PM
Saturday, September 08, 2007

Rawr. I DON'T LIKE MALE CHAUVINISTS. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Had a nice convo with JY about them. Thank you JY I LOVE YOU!! Thanks for listening to me bitch about them and scold them together with me =) So much better than some people who just FREAKING DEFEND THEM. And come up with stupid reasons. Pfft. Would it kill you to agree with me once!

And I am pisssssssssed.

I think I shall let off steam by pressing "Enter" a lot of times. Don't bother reading on.






Why am I taking this, seriously. You know what. I don't HAVE to take this. And you're always contradicting yourself. You say I'm too this, I'm too that. But when you really think about it, aren't YOU? Even more so than I am. It's so easy for you to say it and you don't even care about how much it hurts, but you just say it. I know what you'll say if you see this but I don't care. I don't think I'm wrong or irrational to write this. Possibly, you won't even see this cos you don't give a damn. Actually. Why did I even bother writing this.
All you people are all the same, the same, the same. You complain I'm too this, then after that when I change, you complain again. FICKLEMINDED! Like for example. Umm. Ok this is a classic one. You always see it everywhere. The guy complains you're too possessive of him and you're suffocating him and whatever crap. So then when you dao him, he's like all "YOU DON'T LOVE ME/CARE ABOUT ME ANYMORE." It's always like that. Always.

I thought you were different.


10:44 PM

You know what.

I think I shall steal more quizzes from JY.

Here goes.
1. (the person who tagged you is)
-Technically... I stole it. But I stole it from JY!

2. (your relationship with him/her is)
-Ex groupmate. Ex classmate. Friend. My first zulu student.

3. (5 impressions you have of him/her)
-Um. Funny. Good at zulu xD jkjk. Um. Nice. Um. Nice. Did I say that already?

4. (the most memorable thing he/she has done for you)
-My memory is damn bad. Wait what was I talking about again?

5. (the most memorable words he/she has said to you)
-How bout that blogpost dedicated to me =)

6. (if he/she becomes your lover, you will)
-Stab myself.

7. (if he/she becomes your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be)
-1. Become a guy
2. Become a hot guy
3. Become a nice guy

8. (if he/she becomes your enemy, you will)
-Stop teaching her zulu.

9. (if he/she becomes your enemy, the reason will be)
-I dunno! I'm such a nice and loveable person yeah =)

10. (the most desirable thing you want to do for him/her now is)
-Help her master zulu! xD

11. (your overall impression of him/her is)
- Nice

12. (how you think people around you will feel about you)
-I'm evil?

13. (the characteristic you love about yourself is)
-I'm ME. =D

14. (the characteristic you hate about yourself is)
- Well I'm also me =(

15. (the most ideal person you want to be is)
-That triple award winner guy at the Special Awards Ceremony.

16. (for people that care and like you, say something to them)
-lols. Thanks. I love yall too.


9:45 PM

LOLS!

I just saw something that made me laugh like siao. Daaaaaaaaaamn funny luh.

Apparently, Munglin thinks he ought to be PRESERVED!

Yeah let's do that. Pickle him, and put him in wax. Mmhmm. Yes. The more opaque the wax the better huh. Then we wouldn't have to see him. Ooh. The possibilities are endless.

I for one am all for preserving Munglin. Let's do it RIGHT NOW. Considering the fact that you have to be dead to be preserved...

Anyone here can handle a gun? Aha Wesley. Yes let's get Wesley to shoot him. And then we could put him in the sauce you have inside those pickle jars that make the thingy all shriveled and all. Coooooooooooool. Eh wait wait wait. First we have to DRY him. Put him out in the sun for 58934 hours straight then bake him at 683 degrees Celsius for 3 hours. Oooh. Bake till golden and crispy, that's what they always say in recipes. THEN we pickle him. Tahahahaha. Picklepicklepickle. And keep him in that sauce until he takes on the appearance of a ten week old raisin. Like someone whose name I shall not mention. =) Ohh and I forgot. The expression on his face would be priceless man. Probably something like =O. Or maybe right he could be *ahem* interested in guys too and start tikoing on Wesley. Then it'd be like... =D Or something like that.

Yeeeeah and then we could put him in wax, or a great glass tank filled with more pickle juice to make him shrivel up somemore. And then we could put it in the Raffles Museum of Biodiversity, next to that huge dead ape. All exhibits of the same type should be grouped together. Ugly with ugly. No offence to the huge dead ape. Then we could have a little plaque over there saying something like "Dead tiko. A perfectly killed and preserved specimen from the 21st century. Please shield your eyes from its ugliness. The museum will not be held responsible for any deaths or serious injuries due to the 101% pure ugliness of the exhibit." Plus a little board with the latest death toll: 57348957.

Whee. I support Munglin's decision. Let's preserve him today. PICKLE!


8:27 PM
Friday, September 07, 2007

HELLO!

And I am BACK (alive) from a 5 day trip in Beijing yay!!

I shan't blog about my trip cos I'm lazy but you can ask me on MSN or whatever if you want xD

It was cool btw. And I ate 3 Peking ducks. And my dad brought home 17 peaches, and I was kinda scared we would get arrested at Customs.

Me: Eh Pa this AVA brochure thingy says we can only bring in SMALL AMOUNTS of fruits and vegetables for personal consumption!

My dad: Yeah its for personal consumption what.

Me: But it's not a small amount!

My dad: YES IT IS! ITS SO SMALL LAR I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT 50 MORE...

Me: But small amount is like... 2 or 3.

My dad: *horrified look* Who would just buy 2 or 3!!!!

But they didn't arrest us for illegal possession of peaches or take half, like what happened the last time my dad tried to go back to Indonesia. He said he was bringing this whole basket of lychees back for his friend but then he got stopped at Customs. They laid out every single lychees on the table and then the officer asked him what they were for. And then he told the guy it was to be eaten and then yanoe what the guy actually DID?! He seperated the lychees into 2 piles and was all "this pile for me, this pile for you. ok go go." Like wtf.

Ok anyway =) I shall steal another quiz from JY. Somehow quizzes have this appeal that make you wanna do them xD


1) Single, Taken, Naked, or Flirty?
Not telling =)

2) Are you happy with that?
Yup.

3) Would you still kiss your ex?
I don't have an ex. Unless you count Justin. In that case, not on your life. But in general, no.

4) Have you ever had your heart broken?
Um yeah, who hasn't?

5) Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
Like JY said. When you're playing Cheat then it's ok, it's highly recommended, so yeah.

7) Have you ever talked about marriage with another person?
Um yeah.

8) Do you want kids?
I guess? Especially if they're like Angie Leong cos she's cuuuuuuute xD

9) How Many?
Don't know... I would say 2. Plus a dog.

10.) Would you consider adoption?
I did once cos I wanted a sister.

11) If someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
It depends on the person luh. If its an okay person.. like say for example, Sion, then yarlar. BUT. If it's like Munglin or the like then NONONONONO keep me blissfully ignorant please.

12) Do you want someone you can't have?
I think I want some food right now.

13) Have you fallen in love?
Urm yes.

14) Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
Of course! Which self respecting girl wouldn't wanna celebrate anniversaries?

15) Do you believe that you can change for someone?
If I really put my mind to it!

16.) Is it a good day?
Ok lar. I don't like flying economy class =((((((

17) Have you ever broken a heart before?
I don't know, which person goes up to you and goes all "Heya. Nice day today. Oh btw right, you broke my heart."

18) Does your ex still have feelings for you?
I. Don't. Have. An. Ex.

20) Do you believe in long distance relationships?
Mmhmm. I think it's sweet.

21)Do you think any of your friends will repost this?
Nope.


3:11 PM
Saturday, September 01, 2007

I am SO pissed.

I wish that we didn't tell some idiots that yesterday was Teachers' Day luh.

SUCH AS, PEOPLE CALLED ONG MING LUN. Who are so damn retarded they have some weird idea that I actually would... like them. Please lar I would sooner die than like HIM.

And no I am not with Edward or Caleb, Enting. REALLY. And that doesn't mean anything.


11:13 AM