The mock meat fanchoy I ate for lunch has still yet to digest properly. Doesn't it like totally defeat the purpose? Eww. I couldn't even finish the whole thing lar wth. Tomorrow I'm bringing my own lunch, I can't stand school food anymore.

Oh no the Avenue Q song is stuck in my head now. Crystal and I were singing it on the way up to class. Softly, of course. Imagine if a teacher walked past and heard us singing that song. I think the line "grab your dick and double click!" is the cutest for some reason. Heh I bet this is going to earn my blog an RA21 rating, but then again TK's has like "dick x 157".
Me: The internet is really very great!
Crystal: (low voice)... for porn!
Me: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!
Crystal: ...for porn!
Me: Omg yay.
Crystal: ...for porn!
Me: What's your next class?
Crystal: Free block! ...for porn.
Me: Oh then you can come with me to my classroom!
Crystal: ...for porn- OMG NUUUU WHAT DID I JUST SAY!

ICT was stupid because half the computers wouldn't turn on, and the lab got invaded by some NE survey people so we all went back to class. I was trying to take a nap when Denise shouted my name from inside her cupboard and I went to sit inside as well. I too tall lah and my legs too long, so when I sat down inside the door couldn't close properly. Didnt' really matter though because the light was useful for prying open Denise's handphone cover.

Denise wanted to start a campfire in there, and in case you don't have titchy cupboards in your classroom, it was just about big enough to fit both of us facing each other cross-legged. There was a little space between our legs, and yeah if we started a campfire... ow. We kept trying to invite people in to enjoy our BBQ though. Sadly no one took up our offer.

We were thinking like maybe later when Mr Ho came in and greeted us, we'd fling the cupboard open and yell "PEEKABOO!" After that I don't know how but the conversation turned to Denise's family, and it turns out that all her cousins are either in HCI or ACSI.

Me: So why aren't you in Hwachong?

Oh and we were talking about HCI PE shirts, because I forgot to bring PE attire to AVS and Benjamin told me to buy HCI PE attire o.O According to Denise, I should have bought a set because it's damn cheap, only 5 bucks. It's supposedly also super comfy, but I wouldn't know (thankfully?) And I'm also a miser, so why spend 5 bucks when you can skive off the games? =D

Denise: Why don't you borrow a set from any random Hwachongian then?
Me: Oh, sure!
Denise: Yeah, like trade them your uniform for their PE attire?
Me: SURE, and strip in the middle of the campus?
Denise: YEAH!

And then someone knocked on the cupboard and Denise opened it. She shouldn't have. Suddenly the whole class was LOL-ing at us and calling us lesbo D:
Pris: Vic, run away before it's too late! Don't have such bad taste!
Xyn Yee: OMG WAHAHAHA WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?
Jia Yi took a photo of us. o.O
After that we closed the doors and flung them open and yelled "PEEKABOO!" Everyone laughed at us again. D: Then we sien of peekabooing so we took turns to open the door on our side to confuse everyone.

So we were regaining our status of being ignored when I commented that it was bleddy hot in the cupboard and...
Denise: THINGS ARE STARTING TO GET HOT IN HERE! (to the whole class)
Whole class: OMG LOLOLOLOLOL
Me: Screw you Denise.

Suddenly Ms Ong came in and I quickly stood up. Scary D: Denise wasn't fast enough so she had to stay hidden, and after that when Ms Ong told us to sit down she jumped out of the closet and sat down. Ms Ong thought it was me and was all, "Victoria, did you just jump out of that closet?"
Everyone LOLed again. D:

The RGS shooting shirt is super funny la. Denise said that the girl was supposed to be holding a cigarette, but RGS made them remove it. Now it looks like the girl is pointing her middle finger. Rachelphang also said that all Raffles schools share the same shirt, which I assume is the 4 squares one.

Cherylchan got excited and now she wants to liase with all the Raffles schools to have a common AV jacket. Wheee. She asked me if I had contacts within RI AV, and I was like, "no -.-" Then she asked, "HORRR BOYFRIEND IN RI AV RIGHT!!!!" :O
I only know people from CCHS AV and HCI Mediatech. Which is not very helpful.
Everyone wants to go to HCI AVS next year so we can all buy PE attires. :D
Oh I want a Raffles AV jacket NAO!

Yes, thank you so much for your concern. I am not feeling better and as a matter of fact I am feeling even more horrible, and my throat just died on me and my brain is really starting to overheat, and is expressing it in the form of a horrible fever that just won't go down. I am seriously considering all ways to end the bleddy pain from popping Panadol to sleeping to jumping off a building and your snideness is not helping one iota and is perhaps even driving me further to the last option.
As you can probably tell by now I really don't need this right now, and if I see another "..." or "lol @ u" on my tagboard I'm going to think happy thoughts and blow my brains against the ceiling.

OMG scaryscary it's some weird show about disproving supernatural stuff. Not really la it's more like the "disprove this supernatural crap... OR CAN YOU." Eeeps. I don't know why I keep watching these kind of stuff; it's just setting yourself up for many many sleepless nights.

Sarah Connor Chronicles ended today, and it was so WTF can. So there was this cyborg disguising himself as an FBI officer, and this other FBI officer suspected that he wasn't human after all (:O smart!) and ordered this elite sniper team to shoot the cyborg up. (By the way the cyborg's alias was Kester :D)

So they showed the approach of the snipers, and it was damn cool. They were all dressed in these cool black bulletproof (I assume) vests with this huge "FBI" on the front. Plus their rifles were damn cute. Like those arcade rifles.

But the background music TOTALLY DIDN'T MATCH OKAYY. It was some Bible verse I think, something about the good remaining good and the filthy remaining filthy. The first part of it was in this rap style, and it was something about "this guy who goes around looking at faces/ he chooses who to let go and who to blame/" (basically the Kester cyborg lar.) and then it became a country-western song o.O

And the country-western sound kept playing on and on, even as all the FBI people fell into the pool and turned all the water red with their blood. WTF can. It was like this armegeddon scene, with some cheery music playing.

OMG the ending was ahh horrible. John was like, "hey mum? The guy Derek killed? IT WASN'T THE GUY WE WERE LOOKING FOR LEHHH"
And Cameron goes outside to buy a cake (it was John's birthday), she sees the real guy skulking around, she gets into the car, turns the ignition, and...

Boom.

WHYYYY! Cameron was like my favourite character lor.

Yes I'm actually watching lots of TV :O TV is the only thing that can calm my ruffled sick feathers now. But WTH, the demise of Cameron spoiled it all. D:

OMGGGG AVENUE Q SHO CUTE =D

Kate: The internet is really great!
Trekkie: ...for porn.
Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!
Trekkie: ...for porn.

DAMN CUTE LAAAAA.

I mean not the whole porn aspect, but the lyrics are like so LOLOLOL.

Kate: That’s gross, you’re a pervert.
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate monster.
Kate: NO really, you're a pervert. Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet!
Trekkie: Ohhhh?
Kate: What?!
Trekkie: You have no idea. Ready normal people?
Normal people: Ready--- ready ----ready
Trekkie: Let me hear it!
Trekkie and Normal people: The internet is for porn!
Princeton: Sorry Kate.
Trekkie and normal people: The internet is for porn!

The lyrics ARE a little WTF but still. The cuteness of the puppets sort of just negates the whole sickness of it. I think. Haha the rest of the song is especially cute too, but it'll probably end my blog up with a cheekopek rating ._.

Okay yeahhh after LOLing at the lyrics I not emo liao :D So I shall post our superlame-convinces-Vic-not-to-go-for-Lit-Seminar-convo :D

Crystal: Aww come on it'll be like a mini-CAP!
Me: Precisely; imma be ostracised =(
Xinyuan: A lot of fun people are going!
Rachel and Azura: BUMSOOOOO
Crystal: He's cute.
Everyone: D:
Crystal: YEAH really what.
Rachel: *mumbles* kimchi...
Crystal: Greg is going!
Me: Huh ALL the CAPpers are going?
Crys: Yeah, almost. It's like a CAP thing.
Me: Eeee I dowan go liao. Skarli there got scary tagboard stalkers?
Crys: OMG OMG YEAH. Like Wesley's tagboard right?
Me: Uh huh. Tagboard stalkers are kinda a little scary D:
Crys: YEAHH and who's that eening person?
Rachel: Not your tagboard what ._.
Crys: Yeah but I don't know her!
Everyone: Not your tagboard what ._.
Crys: She's the Wesley equivalent of Xinyuan's Hiuting!
Xinyuan: I KNOW HIUTING IN REAL LIFE!
Me: I assume he knows his stalkers o.o
Crys: Yeah but she tags in German!
Xinyuan: Yeah, I actually KNOW her?
Rachel: But wouldn't Wesley know his stalkers?
Xinyuan: Hiuting and I are of the same sex!
Everyone: LOLOLOL Wesley also
Crystal: Anyway Vic you should go. It's at......... ACS I!
Me: I don't have a thing for ACS I guys. ._.
Everyone: Yarrrr ewwwwww Justin ewwwww

Compare this with:
Huifei: Are you going for the Lit seminar thing?
Me: Huh dunno lar doesn't sound very fun.
Huifei: It should be. ACS I's performing a lot. And you know their OM team...
Me: OMG I WANNA GOOOOO

Okay la to give ACSI OM credit they ARE freaking good.
Which is why Ms Yeo suggested calling them when Sharon couldn't get her facepaint off =P Everyone who was there was LOLing like mad.

Actually I don't know how my blogpost moved from Avenue Q to ACS I OM.

I think I shall take some Phenexpect and go into lalaland. Yay. Tomorrow got Maths, lalaland time =D

Today sucked.

I woke up and felt really horrible and I didn't want to go to school, but my mum made me go and made me pon 3rd lang, which is not good, because I wanted to go to 3rd lang.

Assembly: The National Anthem disc died. Note to self: Get Mr Nuh to replace it soon D: When he comes back from his "leave"/"doctor's appointment". LOL everyone knows he's going for Superband prac lor why still beat around the bush ._.

Maths was like, oh god. Sticking to tradition we covered trig in 15 mins. Ms Lim gave out this whole stack of worksheets, and we thought OMG classwork so much die. Then she told us in this evil tone, "That's your homework. Keep it away go home do."
Everyone died.
Then she was like, "okay yay now let's start Trig!"
Everyone died again.
And we finished Trig within 15 mins. Oh the horror of Sin, Cos and Tan. D:

Then I was feeling super woozy so I forgot to on the projector. Kena scolding D: Murphy dictated that the projector screw up, and so it did.

Basketball was pure torture. The sun was super damn hot and within 5mins of listening to Mrs Wee BRIEF us, my skin turned visibly red. Like WTH lar it was visibly angry and red and pain pain pain. Then we went into the shade to practise catching balls and I realised that my arm was like 4-toned. Brown, red, white and purple (the bruise)
Practising catching balls doesn't help; I still got hit by a bleddy basketball and now my specs are out of alignment and I felt like I was going to keel over and die for the rest of the day.

Geog was .... . I nearly fell asleep. Seriously lor when you're sick your concentration span sort of just dies right there, especially when it's like about blah deforestation yawn.

CLE was... not in the hall. D:

RS was funny, I guess. Huifei kept hearing stuff wrongly, and heh they were singing random songs. She sang the Avenue Q songs, which I thought were really cute.
"The internet is really very great!"
"...for porn."
"Somethingsomething you don't have to wait!"
"...for porn."
And I forgot the rest.

"If you were gay,
I'd be okay.
I mean to say,
I'd love you anyway.

If you were queer,
I'd still be here.
Even for yearrrrs,
because you're so DEAR... to me."

Dunno lar I was feeling super stoned. Then I came home and slept and slept and slept and didn't wake up until dinnertime. I'm so gonna get fat like this. D: Sedentary lifestyles form sloths, and even though they sell for USD$100 each I don't wanna be one.

Oh RGS had a blackout, which was like pretty much meh. It was during LUNCH so it kinda defeated the whole funness of having a blackout. Crystal and Xinyuan tried to convince me to go for some Lit Seminar thing, but they phayle at advertising because the more I heard about it the more I didn't wanna go.
But then Huifei said that ACSI was performing a LOT during that thing, and now as soon as Ms Ong tells us I am so signing up.
LOL @ ACSI OM team. Hopefully their Lit seminar counterparts will be as, ahem, interesting.

I can just see all of you people getting the wrong idea.

Watch me fall.
The world is but a snow globe and so many things lie beyond there. When you are tired and worn and beaten it takes just one small step for liberation. The wind will catch me and carry me on its wings and I shall float like an aspen leaf on it, with it, to those new frontiers.
Tumbling gracefully in the air, I feel like I'm flying.
I know that it will not hurt, because I am going to a place where pain doesn't exist and all I will ever know is peace...

...Watch me.

OMG OMG OMG ART TODAY!




First Art lesson for Aesthetics, and I learnt a whole lot from it: I can't draw to save my hypothetical nuts.



But for some reason the teacher thinks that I CAN draw to save my hypothetical nuts, and in fact the hypothetical nuts of a whole lot of other people.

So yeah we had to draw our hands, and she made us do something called a "blind render" or something like that, and it was basically stare at your hand and draw it without looking at the paper. *gasp* without lifting your pencil off the paper *double gasp*

And this is my horrible blind render. I don't know why the teacher thought it was good, she kept walking past and going "Mmm, very good." and even held it up for the class to see. I didn't know that our class's standard of "good" was that low lor D: She refused to let me draw a cube (another one of the assignments) on that page on the grounds that "it's too good to ruin!" Well I still think it's weird.


Yes I know it looks like it's suffered a horrible car accident but walau eh blind render is super hard to do. Actually it kind of looks like one of those funky abstract art pieces done by modern artists, that depict the uhh suffering and desperation of the human race, and sell for a million or so dollars. Maybe that's why she liked it, because it depicts the suffering and desperation of me as I attempt to draw my hand.


And this is the proper "professional" drawing.
Eeek my hands are so wrinkly. I need to cut my nails.
No shading though, I can't shade.
Oh if you want to give me face you can enlarge the pic. I think it looks marginally better when it's bigger. But still bad.

Science was more talking about the food poisoning scare. It's so stupid lar only one person died. HELLO, EVEN THE WESLEY PANDEMIC CAN DO BETTER! I think. Anyway I feel like I'm going to die right now so yeah. Grah they couldn't give us an easier case study for the first case ever?
And I'm actually doubting if there's even an answer. I mean, one of the hypotheses that one of the groups came up with was: There are 4 different diseases spreading around that teeny town.
Anyway, the easiest way to stop a pandemic? Kill the source. *glares at Wesley* Denise has apparently also fallen ill, and Crystal thinks it's just a matter of time before we get her too. Even Cherylchan was sick ._. Grah I coughed so hard today I still have a stomachache now.

RARRRRR

Two Geog AEHSSAYS on deforestation due tomorrow. But hey, I have a fever and a sore throat and surprisingly the rest of the symptoms came back so I need a rest. Aughhh my throat feels like there's a whole lot of pills stuck in there.

WTH the "Got Milk?" ads Ms Ong asked us to look at are so weird. It's like all these celebrities lounging around in *cough* revealing positions and then suddenly tada there's this stupid random white line above their lips. The "milk mustache" is apparently the new hip thing. (Just like KC's DWUW [doowoo]) SO LAME.
OMG HSM also have. Rihanna and all those other sex-appeal people look especially funny, because a milk mustache on a supposed sex goddess just looks like some random fatassed jealous person added it in on Paint just to screw them all. LOLLOLOLOL Batman milk mustache.

It sucks being sick. Especially when there's Geog the next day (Nothing like a horrible block of Geog to start off the week) and we have to hand in aehssays and listen about impoetant people. (Oh yeah humanities quiz: Important men; or according to her, EEMPOETANT MEN!) Funky pronounciation stops being funky when it's just plain lame.

Emo.

Why thank you Wesley, you've just created a pandemic.

Luckily for you I don't have a sore throat/cold/fever/cough anymore, the symptoms mysteriously ebbed last night. However I still have ulcers and can only mumble, so I'm still considering taking a meat cleaver to your balls.

But then again yes those were YOUR notes for Giga which fooled my piano teacher into thinking that I practised so...

ANYWAY I have a bruise now! Actually I have no idea why I'm so happy about it but it's really interesting. It's currently this huge red patch but I suspect that it will turn a beautiful purplish-green by tomorrow so I can go around grossing out everyone. The string of the senior bow hit my arm this morning and made me stagger back to the equipment line in a very unglam fashion. It was like OMG WTF PAIN PAIN PAIN but at least now when Denise and Jia Yi start peeling their knuckles in front of me I can surreptiously rub my bruise.

First day of junior team training was xiong. In order to welcome the 4 new members everyone introduced themselves... and we all did 10 pushups. Okay not all. Those who could do 10 pushups did 10 pushups. At first it was just some people trying to show off, like "oh heyyy everybody let's all do pumping yayyay" (What IS with guys and showing off pumping anyway?) and the coach heard and was all, "oh okay EVERYBODY let's do pumping!"
We were supposed to do 50 at the end of training, supposedly to train up our arm muscles, but I got violin so I zhao early =P

Sion was making some rude gesture today too, something that looked suspiciously like grabbing someone else's balls. I bugged him to tell me what it was, but he insisted that I wouldn't understand, and he looked and Melvin and Melvin looked at him, and they burst into the racous laughter that only erupts when two or more guys share an RA joke.

I SHOULD be practising my piano pieces now, Giga and Album Leaf and WWW, but I have homework and teachers are generally unsympathetic to the plights of people whose piano exams are coming up soon. At least all the details (mostly) are already written in for me, so yay I don't have to spend time figuring them out. If only I could play them.

Stupid food poisoning homework. Grah I tell you, the originating point is obviously the Healthcare House or whatever lame name. I mapped out all the cases in teeny 0.28 colourful handwriting but apart from the influx of cases at Healthcare House, THERE IS NO LINK. Or rather there is, but it's way too confusing. Like a spider web. Stupid Charlotte and her words.

I really hate being sick. If I ever find out who passed me the virus in the first place I will strangle him/her with my own bare hands. A freaking sore throat now = ulcers and thanks a lot, I can't talk much anymore. My mum made me pontang all my classes today except piano.

Oh during piano my teacher was damn happy because I was actually reading the details pencilled in for Giga, and she was all, "Oh yay I can see you practised. It shows you know."
Me: "Uh, actually..."
Her: "You didnt?"
Me: "=D"
But oh screw Giga and Album Leaf and Willy Wagglestick's Walkabout. What kind of shitty name is Willy Wagglestick anyway?

What the fug is Hemorrhagic colitis and heaemolytic uraemic syndrome? Stupid ugly disgusting long names why can't they just dumb it down to something like: "excessive shitting" or something? RARRRGH. I hate stupid Western doctors.

Urghhh I'm so damn frustrated now. I hate Humanities and I'm so dropping them next year. OH wait I might not even be in RGS next year. Stupid disgusting Geog "aehssays". I don't give a crap about conservation measures and their effectivity. It's so ew redundant. And yes I know our humans quiz is bleddy easy but then again we're not a humansnerd school.

Stupid Google isn't giving me the answers I want. I would hack it and crash the system, but I can't. Damn stupid companies who think they're really witty and stuff, but are just crushing the hopes of everyone GRRR.

I am so angry I could possibly throw something really hard at your head right now. Like Fann Wong in that new teaser or something. Yes I have issues and it's all because I'm sick and I am seriously, seriously, seriously going to throw a meat cleaver at the person who passed me the virus in the first place when I find out who he or she is and I am pissed so do not talk to me on the pain of death by flying meat cleaver.

I am emo and therefore not signing into MSN because I don't want to see anyone right now.

I have just been informed that I will most probably, have to quit abacus soon because there's no other book which I can upgrade too. Thus I can only take the final exam, pass, and then I will have to quit.

DAMN!

During Science, Mr Ho was talking about food poisoning, in relationship to our worksheet about Biopolis bioterrorism. Not fun one these bioterrorists. The worst they can do is make everyone diarrhea like crap. Only one person died. PHAYLE PHAYLE PHAYLE! Why can't they have something more glamourous, like in "L Change The World?" Woooo. Block ended and he told us all, "Thank you girls, and have a nice day...(he's the only teacher who ever bothers to wish us a nice day) and hee hee, don't forget to wash your hands!"

While walking down Denise and I saw Jia Yi, so we went: "JIA YI WASH YOUR HANDS!" Mr Ho heard us, because he was walking a short distance away. He turned around and gave us this bemused look.

After that I remembered what I wanted to ask Denise: "Why did Wesley accuse me of shouting his name in the canteen?"
Denise: "uhh... eh heh. Heh."
Then she took out her handphone and was all, "Let's call him and get him into trouble." o.O
She got Jody to press "call", so that she could truthfully say that she wasn't the one who called him. Heh after that she called him from Zhiwen's phone or something, before someone pointed out to her that making phone calls during recess was illegal. It would have been really cool if everyone called him or something, and then there'd be like "31 missed calls".

Denise didn't give up though, she called him back later. Rachel grabbed the phone from her and said in an Indian accent:
"This is Princess Balapalashamalamadingdong!. I want two buckets of llama milk for my bath!"
Wesley: "Shut up Rachel."
Rachel: "You no call me Rachel! My name is Princess Balapalashamalamadingdong! and I want my llama milk- damnit, he hung up."

We LOL-ed at that for awhile.

Denise couldn't resist calling him another time.
Rachel: "This is Princess Balapalashamalamadingdong!. Where is my llama milk? I asked for it half an hour ago! I need llama milk for my bath!"
Wesley: "Sorry lar I don't have a llama."
Rachel: "You go to Egypt and get a llama for my llama milk- damnit, he hung up again."
(Do llamas llive in Egypt?)

All of a sudden we were struck by a sudden thought: HCI dismiss so early meh?
Me: Denise did you ask if we got him into trouble?
Denise: Damn, no, I forgot.
Me: Call him back to ask!
Xinyuan: Yar skarli he pick up and say, "Yeah, I am NOW."

I think we are very weird people. We were crapping answers to the Humanities Quiz in the control room during assembly too.
"What constituency does PM Lee Hsien Loong serve?"
"POTONG PASIR!!!!!"
"What ocean does Hawaii lie in?"
"SOUTH CHINA SEA!"
"What body of water seperates Penninsula Malaysia and East Malaysia?"
"SOUTH CHINA SEA-wait what it's correct??"
"Who runs Temasek Holdings?"
"HO CHING LAR, DUMBASSES! (Xinyuan incorrectly answered Ho Peng instead of Ho Ching)"
"Who is the republican candidate for the 2009's American election?"
"BARACK OBAMA!"
"What constituency does Chiam See Tong serve?"
"ANG MO KIO GRC!" (That's Leehsienloong's GRC.)
"Which brilliant woman Nobel Prize nominee was placed under house arrest?"
"LEE SU YIN, SINGAPORE!"(Crystal's History teacher)
"Which political figure said: 'I will fight, I will fight morning noon and night.'?"
"SHAKESPEARE!"
"How much is the reward for the capture of Mas Selamat?"

We didn't answer that one because we were too busy laughing.

Escapism can come in many forms; from reading kiddy story books where everyone lives happily ever after, to immersing yourself in homework so deep that you can't dig your way out, or by slashing your wrists to feel aliiiiive.

But when a place simply gets too constraining for you, the only way you can escape is by leaving that place. Moving.

But when you can't move, that's when you throw yourself out of the 12th storey window.

I don't suppose any of you would really understand what I'm talking about now and I don't expect you to.

(It's more than just a passion, it's my whole life. I tried quitting but I couldn't resist and I came back to it in the end. Eight years now, and now I'm of that standard there's nothing more for me here. And I can't just let my life end like that, you know? People say it's useless, and just some crazy old thing that parents make their kids do just for the sake of it, but they don't know it like I know it. To me, it's not useless or outdated. It's what I do and it's what I live for. I know it's not recognised, and I can't go on stage to show off shiny gold medals, but it is the only thing I am.)

OKAY emoing over I shall blog for maybe 5 mins before chionging Science.

(Actually no I'm not done but what the heck.)

IN THE LIBRARY TODAY:
We were all doing homework, writing our Geog AEHSSAY.
We were not talking, until...
Denise: Jia Yi, are you lesbian?
Jiayi: *cue raise eyebrow stare*
Denise: Vic, I'm drawing a gun.
Me: Okay.
Denise: Do you want me to name it after you?
Me: o.O
Denise: Okay I'll name it after you.
Jia Yi: o.O
Denise: (after a while) Look, Vic! It's a water gun called... the VICTORIA. See, it's really sophisicated, you put the water in this cylinder and then you pull the trigger- oh wait, I didn't draw a trigger. Hang on- Okay there. You pull the trigger, AND IT EVEN SHOOTS IN A STRAIGHT LINE!

I'm still trying to figure out if the whole naming a water gun after me thing was a compliment or insult.

Denise: I shall draw a rifle.
Denise: (a while later) I shall change it to an angklung, cause I don't know what a rifle looks like.

Remember economy models explained with two cows?

Your job defined by bricks.

It’s a brand new job year and Singapore’s employment situation is the best in years! (Or so the Gahmen say one, lah...)

But how to sort employees so that they’re fulfilling their job potential? We don’t have Harry Potter’s Sorting Hat, mah. Neh’mine! Here’s our suggestion for H.R. Departments:

1. If they’re counting the bricks, they should be in the Accounting Department.

2. If they’re counting the bricks a second time, they should go into Auditing.

3. If they have put the bricks all over the place in donno what funny order, then they should be in the Engineering Department.

4. If they’re staring out the window, they belong in the Strategic Planning Division.

5. If they are arguing over who should do what about the bricks, then put them in the Legal Department.

6. If they are sleeping, they should go into Security.

7. If they say they have tried putting the bricks into all sorts of combinations, but honestly, it looks as if nothing has been moved – these guys should definitely be in Sales & Marketing.

8. If they are checking Wikipedia for what to do with the bricks, they belong in I.T. Services.

9. If they have already gone home for the day, they should be in the P.R. team.

10. If they’re sitting around and talking cock, not doing anything, then they should be promoted to Senior Management.

11. If they have piled the bricks around them like a fortress and you can’t see them, but you can hear them shouting orders, then tell them they should quit and join the Gahmen.

TalkingCock.com owns.

Oh okay so I took another nap. Now I'm up again.

But I'm still woozy, so pardon me if I do not talketh sense.

I'm nolife so I'm playing Pandemic 2... again =D Now waiting for the world to die. I killed off like 7 countries already now waiting for the rest.

Damn, I still can't get those stupid island countries. I guess this is good news, because Singapore is an island country and in the event of a pandemic, we could always just shutdown and watch the world die.

Viruses are the way to go. Besides I'm down with a virus, so yay support friends.

Broken Hearts and Torn Up Letters and the Story of a Lonely Girl is now my new favourite song.

I've just taken my Phenexepect. Not an especially wise thing to do when you've just woken up from a 12-hour siesta, but it's doctor's orders. Anyway it's not like I have anything better to do. I should be, uh, recuperating, and the best way to do that is to sleep.

I think I'm developing a resistance to it though, when I ate it for the first time 11 years ago I immediately fell asleep at the table. But now I'm not sleepy. Not drowsy. Not sleepy.

Yesterday I was peering over the 4th floor railing and I was wondering if you could possibly die if you hurled yourself off it. I mean, what's the minimum height you have to throw yourself from before you end up DOA isntead of having multiple fractures? (fractured pelvis, cough cough.) After that Sheryl came along and we started trying to spot people. But really. I suppose if you threw yourself from like, say, the 12th floor, you'd probably die instantly. But what if you hit the pool? Will the force of the water kill you, or would you just sink and break your neck but not die?
I have sno idea why my eyes seem to ache now. TEHJy fele kinda heavey. Probablty the scab haha. I epeled it off during JAp test.

Crap I forgirt one thing abt phnesxpecet: its delaead reaction but when it comes you intantly start feelings excwtoipnally dwoerts and thens you cnatstyp es osporpaly. I dkainfd of think that my postding is getting abit bad but to tell the truah im ttoying on instaingt now. SO uhhhpl easryt undetsatnf if you cnat read anything ims toyigns cosasfim druggeeds tpor.

i feel lgiht headeed now maye id btter go slddp. DAMN OSYU PHENXEPTCT

Oh yay you know what I am sick again. Screw it lar I go for super long without getting sick (much) and then all of a sudden I fall sick and then I recover then 5mins later I fall sick again. Oh what fun it is.

Today we started basketball ew ew ew. (Denise and I are considering signing up for IHG badminton.) We played some "intro to basketball" game, as named by Mrs Wee, which was just some cheem name for Captain's Ball. Denise was like the catcher for the other team, and after the game she came up to me and was all, "OMG VICTORIA THAT WAS SO SCARY. It was like dodgeball! Everyone was throwing stuff at me!" I pointed out that it might have been due to her being the catcher, but she said, "Jodi kept blocking my view. I asked her nicely if she could move, cos I couldn't see, but she just gave me this weird look and continued blocking me D:" Jodi was the defender I think.

Ms Ong told us during English, less puns and corny jokes. This is what happens when you spam a class with OM people.
Ms Ong: "LT, are you guilty of corny jokes?"
Me: "CORNfess nao!"
Other people: "But in advertising we learn about CORNsumers what."
Ms Ong: "Okay no more puns or else."
Sarah: "Or else we'll get PUNished!"
Ms Ong looked kind of exasperated by the time she was done. It got everyone into a corn mood though.

Crystal and I were discussing snatching balls during the 156 ride. It was because Mrs Wee started talking about snatching balls during basketball, and Denise and I nearly had a spaz attack.
Me: OMG snatching balls.
Crystal: Ohhh I love snatching balls!
Me: O.O
Crystal: It's so fun, you smack and smack the other person's balls until it drops, and then you snatch it before they can catch it!
Me: O.O Snatching..... BALLS.....
Crystal: Oh. OH. But it works in the figurative context as well!
My mind was instantly filled with horrifying images.

We saw Joshng on the bus, and we were trying to sneak into the seat behind him before he noticed, but we saw him smirking at us in the glass panel. We were kinda surprised cause we didn't know he actually saw us, and then we started wondering why he was daoing us. I asked Crys to ask him, and she poked him and said, "Can you talk to us?" o.O
I was ranting to Crys about how her FPS story was so much cooler before she changed it, because Alex is now a disgusting surface-oriented male chauvinist asshole who deserves to be castrated and have his balls snatched. Joshng was smirking at us in the glass panel again, and it was then I realised he could have heard most of it. He claims he didn't though, but I don't know.

Jap exam was crappy. Joshng turned around suddenly when we were revising and asked: "Did you cheat?"
Me: "No I'm upright and honest. Did you?"
Him: "No. I forgot." o.O

After that we learnt about Jap manners for visitation. There were all these phrases, and then after that Sensei wanted to go beyond the call of duty and teach us appropriate gestures to go along. He made some people act out a skit, but he was actually more amusing than all of them put together. I suspect he was acting all of it as well. Andre was being retardedly funny as usual. HAHA Jap lessons aren't boring when there's Sensei and Andre =D
Oh, a guide to gestures? Bow. All the time. And then some more.

My dad was late, and so I ended up waiting for him. Wesley walked past and I thought he waved at me but it turned out he was waving at this chiobu sec 1. Paiseh.

Ohmygawsh.

I should be doing my History PT right now, but you guys are SO AWESOME that I just had to blog about this first. 10mins isn't a biggie anyway.

Any girl who ever said that a boyfriend is a must has NEVER BEEN IN RGAVPA. (Oh this isn't directed at the spammer impersonating Haoyang yeah.) I LOVE YOU GUYS DONKEYLOADS. You lot are so sweet, and thankyouthankyou for today.

What would have otherwise been pretty embarrassing turned out all fine and dandy in the end, and I owe yall the credit. Who needs guys when you have RGAVPA! Thanks for being all sympathetic and all, but not to that overly mushy point when it just seems to scream "FAKER!"

And I had loads of fun inventing the "fail" sign with yall, and then going "1-2-3 PHAYLEEEEEE" at the backstage people =) Not to mention singing Barney and Blues Clues, complete with actions, on the stage. Kiddy songs take on a whole new perspective when sung with your batchmates. Barney will never be the same again. Oh and Denise who said that Barney was a bear! ._.

Yeah so thankyou RGAVPA Sec 2 batch, you are my SUNSHINE. =D

I am absolutely emo now and I have no idea why.

Somehow I just don't feel like going back to RGS anymore. It's so depressing. Not the school per se, but rather all the homework and stress and everyone running around like headless chickens, going, "Have you done your stacks and stacks and stacks of homeworks and projects yet?" It's at times like these I really wish life came with a "pause" button, or that I could just yell "STOP!" and hope for some quiet time. It doesn't really help either that RGS is drastically different from Rosyth. Even though I'm really trying to complete all my homework and be that model student, it seems that the harder I try the more homework I forget and the more trouble I get into. It doesn't motivate me at all; it seems to be depressing me even.
I wish my mum would just hurry up and get her posting to the China office already. I could get a fresh start over at Harrow or something. Then again life is unpredictable, and if I go there they might hate me even more then they already do here.

I wish I were as lucky as Elle Woods. I wish I could just shake out my hair and slip my feet into those pretty pink shoes and know that today's going to be a Perfect Day. But everything I do seems wrong, everything I do just makes me seem more out of place. I don't fit in, like a piece of a waterfall puzzle jammed into a puzzle picturing fire. It's been quite so long before I last experienced true happiness. See, if you build your life around someone or something, and then suddenly it's taken away, your life just crumbles into shambles. People say that change is inevitable, but wouldn't it be better if change just never happened?

Anyway I am so pissed off at someone. I honestly CANNOT BLOODY STAND her, and if forced to face her one more time I might just throw up blood all over her voluptous bosom. Whatever a bosom is used for, I am positive that it is NOT meant to be stuck in people's faces, or nudged against others' arms. And then there's also that slow-mo bodywave, which is the signature move of slutty people attempting to seduce horny guys. Thus the phrase, "Doing the ****." Even when someone stands still, she still tries to flaunt her assets. IT IS SO HORRIBLY DISGUSTING AND DEGRADING OF WOMENKIND. I'm not trying to be all feminist and manwo here, but ew, woman, HAVE YOU NO SENSE OF SHAME? Acting sexy is one thing, but acting sexy on GIRLS is something else altogether. That's not all okay. Getting... close to you in the physical sense isn't ENOUGH. She has to try to get close to you in the mental sense.
Ironically that day Crystal and I were having a discussion about self-denial and lying to yourself, and it totally didn't include her because I think the subject of crushes was involved. All of a sudden someone decided to reinvent herself as our "new best friend" and started talking along about how "there's no such thing as self-denial!"
Pooh to her, because she is SO BLOODY DEEP IN SELF-DENIAL SHE COULD FREAKING SWIM IN IT IF SHE WANTED TO.
I hate people like her.
More specifically, I hate her.

Today's abacus exam was super retarded.

Instead of giving me the abacus Grade 2 paper, they gave me the mental Grade 12 paper. That translates to crazily easy. Grade 2 makes us add 7-digit numbers, not counting the decimal places. Instead I turned the paper over and got...

7 + 6 + 2 + 3 = ?

Wtf.

I stared at the paper for awhile thinking "What the hell?" before my teacher (who was watching) noticed that it was a little too easy and called the chief examiner over. They had this mini-conference before sheepishly giving me a new paper and telling me to wait for the next timing. o.O

I wasted 10 minutes of my life stoning away flicking at the beads. Rather amusing, really.

It's so irritating when most of your relatives assume that your cousin is a genius with handphones just because he blasts JJ Lin songs on his SE phone. And it's not even nice JJ Lin songs, but gay ones like "ting mama de hua" which is basically one line on repeat.

Denise is attempting to stop me migrating. She even roped in her best friend Wesley. Wesley of course tried to convince me to move, just not to China.

Grah I'm confused enough, it wouldn't hurt not making it worse.

Wesley Leong says:
wtf
Wesley Leong says:
so what the measurements
Wesley Leong says:
why they measuer anyway
Denise Lim says:
he had his private parts measured by 10 police cars
Wesley Leong says:
wan see if he got a gun sumwhr in there issit
Wesley Leong says:
wtf
Wesley Leong says:
measured by 10 police cars
Wesley Leong says:
LOL
Wesley Leong says:
police go there say "unzip. NAO!"
Wesley Leong says:
then he unzip
Wesley Leong says:
then police "HOLY SHIT"
Wesley Leong says:
"NEED BACKUP"
[c=27][a=1][b]♥clandestine kisses; sexysixfifteener![/b][/a][/c=0] says:
LOL
Wesley Leong says:
"FUCK THIS IS AN EMERGENCY NAO"
Wesley Leong says:
"I NEED RESTRAINTS AND MEDICAL ASSITANTS"
Wesley Leong says:
"AND MEAUSRING TAPE... NO WAIT
Wesley Leong says:
9 MORE CARS NAOOOOOOO!~"
Wesley has an interesting take on the Anwar sodomy case.

It sucks being down with the flu, or mysterious disease that makes you shiver, cough and sneeze, and worst of all, doesn't go away despite swallowing bottles of Panadol.

My email inbox is cluttering up. I barely have the strength to blog, let alone check my email.

I might be moving to Beijing soon.

Zzzz.

Bimb movie marathon!

Legally Blonde and then A Cinderella Story, and then Legally Blonde 2.

I wish I were Elle Woods. It must be so restful to live in her head. I mean, like going to Harvard Law just to get her (jerk of a) boyfriend back?

But anyway, the best thing about bimb movies is that they always end up in happy endings, main character falls in love with hot guy, they live happily ever after, etc etc.

Cliched ending, but everyone loves them. Hope springs eternal after all.

Elle Woods is my idol.

And of course, the number one important lesson that you can learn from bimb movies: If your boyfriend (jerk!) dumps you, it's okay, because in the process of trying to get him back you will eventually end up with someone better and hotter and usually willing to buy you a hot pink engagement ring.
LOL.

Toying with fire is fun.
So is koping codes.
But it's dangerous to try turning back time.
Besides, it's access-denied.

It's okay, I'm not a pyromaniac or mentally disturbed.

OR AM I.

Haha

It's just as well that I gave up my ambition to be a doctor when I was 5. I mean, how much fun can exposing yourself to new, unknown, lifethreatening diseases be? Plus hospitals creep me out. Research labs creep me out even more. (I know you're scoffing, considering all the time I've spent in and out of hospital, but still.)
I stayed up the whole damn night because I was afraid that I'd get nightmares about "L change the world".

Okay. You can stop laughing now.

It's raining and I have to do my History PT. Major zzzs. Would submitting a project written in Japanese be innovative or just plain weird?

It is usually not a good idea to watch shows like "L change the World" (that is, about virus warfare) when you are attempting to eat lunch.
That village scene was exactly like in Outbreak. It started off with all those army jeeps driving into some deserted city, with all these fugly spacesuit guys climbing out. They took blood, and then all the people screamed and cried but they just kicked them aside. After that this helicopter flew past and all the people were like, "Oh yay medicine!" but this small little round canister came floating down and...

Boom.

It basically had the same effect on me as when I watched Outbreak, except uhh this time I felt more like puking, on the account of me happening to be eating at that moment.

And OMG it is horrifying to watch people die from a virus attack when you don't have anyone to clutch and dig your fingernails into and scream into their shirt. Even more so when they have red eyes (I'm never ever rubbing my eyes again) and then just when you think it's over, they go "YARRRRGH" and slap their bloodied hands and face against the window.

You should also not watch movies about virus warfare when you are sick and paranoid. You will start thinking all sorts of scary things like whether or not you're going to start bleeding from every orifice soon.

But on the whole, it was AWESOME.

<3 L!

Yesterday I went to watch 10 Promises to my Dog. And then I fell sicker.

But anyway gosh it is such a sad movie. Especially when the dog died D: D: D: When the dog died I think practically the whole theatre was crying, because I heard lots of tissue paper rustling and someone in the row behind me was sobbing out loud.

Said person later tried to salve his reputation by going "LAME LA" during a lame part of the movie. (Yes, HIS.)

Some cute kiddy in the back row shouted out "AHHH, SOCKSU!", imitating the main actress or something and that made everyone laugh.

LOL my tagboard suddenly popular again. I think I get more tags when I blog stuff that's not my own/blog less.

AND OMG DENISE YOU ACTUALLY SAID THAT? WTH I just thought she said that she wanted to name our batch the WLFC or something, not that she was going to plaster our blog with huge faces everywhere. I am mortified.
I'm never ever ever giving Denise admin privileges :O

After reading the CJYFC blog (found the link from Denise's blog) for the first time on my own com (I read if over their shoulders during Com Studs. They read it out loud too, just in case I couldn't understand it, I suppose.) I have decided never to give Denise admin privilegdes privaleges priviliges priveleges SCREW THE SPELLING to our batch blog.

I shudder to think what it might become.

I WANT AV SYMPOSIUM, GRAWR!

(And no, it's not just an excuse for deprived nolifers to meet guys, unlike *cough*SLC*cough*. Everyone really needs to know how to, uhh... set up a mike stand. Yes really.)

I'm not really in a blogging mood nowadays.

My thumb is aching and I have no idea why.

Woah that JCist thing has generated imba alot of tags. I had to scroll down a whole lot just to find where they left off. I only get tags when I blog stuff not written by me ._.

And uhh no RGS and RI gets one week off for APCG conference woooo =D I think Rosyth does as well, because I saw the Rosyth crest on the APCG banner that RI so proudly hung on the gate, just below the RAFFLES 185 thing. (185? 175? Dunno.) RGS isn't technically a GEP school, I think. But then again I wouldn't know.

Oh lols HI DONNA =D Even though I've only heard about you.

Kester: Walau eh arcade game also got footwork? o.O

And uhh I'm sorry if the JCist jokes offended anyone =(

EHHH I just realised that my imba skills have just been disparaged by Kester on his blog.

And Crystal also asked me to blog more about that arcade thingy sometime super long ago but I forgot.

BUT ANYWAY. Despite what Crys said, SHE was the one who killed all the hostages. She was like spraying bullets all over the place without reloading. Then she died. It was kinda amusing really. Psh no at least I remembered to reload =D And I didn't kill everyone in a hail of bullets.

Plus it's not fair I'm sure Kester has played arcade games before rawr!

Ohyeah and just to piss him off, I'm going to tell the whole world about how he and Rachel went off to play some shoot-the-random-ugly-insects game, which apparently *cough* gives you a compatibilaty rating at the end of it. They got.... a whopping 86% WOOHOO. =D
Well maybe that was because Kester was playing for Rachel as well as himself.

But well at least we all have lives outside of the arcade =)

Koped off Werty's blog... again.

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 4 whole faculties. One faculty to design the newbulb, one faculty to
test it out, one faculty tomarket it and one guy to write a stupid E-mailabout
lightbulbs.

Q: How many HCJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. To compete with RJC.

Q:How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school. One student to screw it in and the rest to cheer and
wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take tochange a lightbulb?
A: None. They can study without light.

Q: How many AJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5JCs.

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They'd use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them.

Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. Only one teacher to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first
place and to demonstrate(how do you think they're able to change it for
ACJC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it taketo change a lightbulb?
A: They'd prefer it darker. *raises eyebrows*

Q: How many JJC students does it take to changea lightbulb?
A: None. Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: They wouldn't bother.

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Huh, wat litebarbu...

Q: How many TJC students does it take to changethe lightbulb?
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will do something about
rightbarbs. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school
attire.

I think this is extremely JCist, which is what makes it so amusing. LOL at the RJC/HCJC one.

ARGH I am so damn stressed out and emo.

I spent one and a half hours sorting through Shotgun's codes, because although she may be artistic, her codes are...

And then Notepad hung, and my com hung, and I lost ALL my work.

Now my coach wants me to join the junior team for archery, and I haven't bought my bow and all sorts of other things. It's bad enough having to rush off for violin immediately after training; I don't know how I'm going to fit in junior team training as well.

On Friday during abacus the whole back row simultaneously emoed.
That Cute Guy emoed because he was damn frustrated and he couldn't work out the problems. He started making all these little frustrated sounds that I used to make when I couldn't solve the problems. Then he put his head down on the table and I thought he was having a nervous breakdown or something, but in reality he was just playing Snake under the table.
The kid next to him was emoing about exams.
I was emoing about exams and because I couldn't do my problems.

Great and now I'm sick too. With my luck, I'll probably end up in the hospital soon.

ARGHAIDFHI SADHG SADTGIS AG.

and YES, I know that I'm nothing compared to you but will you please stop trying to make me feel inferior? I tried my best but I suppose my best just isn't enough for all you TALENTED people. You don't have to shove it in my face though, and I'll thank you for that.

My arm is shitty pain, after about three hours of archery and violin back to back. However I guess I shouldn't really be complaining as I still can't do a pull up to save my hypothetical nuts.

APCG week's coming up, and I will (hopefully!) be more free yay. Apparently Rosyth's also taking part in APCG, so I suppose they'll be getting a holiday. Although I will probably be doing abacus through the whole week, because of the upcoming exam D: Getting the grade in abacus is just so not worth it.

Yesterday Sion and I crashed Haoyang's house and uhh read his homework =D There was something I didn't quite get about maids buying sexy underwear for their boyfriends that Sion got very excited about. He claims he's going to be the St John's chairperson next year, because he's the most enthu about it compared to everyone else in his squad. He has to sell Kit Kat too. I suspect it's one of those UG things, which makes me quite so happy to be in AV. I can't sell things. He tried to push me into the pond though.
One of Haoyang's brothers asked Sion to play chess with him. However Sion was making all these random weird moves that I just took over. I feel very bad for owning that little kid completely. But I seriously thought that I'd be horrible at chess, having not played for... 4? years, which is why I agreed to play the brother in the first place. Emo.

Exams lined up one after another are not good for you.

Mmm darlings today we had a lot of fun with names.

The Sec2batch discussed gay names, nice names and simply retarded names.

Those that went under gay names were Oswald, Hubert, Herman, Chester, Ezekial, the like. (Yes, Denise contributed Ezekial.) It was pretty amusing really, especially during the first part, because we kept shouting out random gay names every five seconds.
"HERMAN!"
"HUBERT!"
"LOL all the gay names start with H. OSCAR!"
"Oscar... Oswald!"
"PERCIVAL WHOOO"
Those that we disgareed on, like Joseph, we took a vote. Xinyuan was outvoted. She has weird weird weird taste in names.

Top of the list of nice names was Daniel. ._. Denise and I looked at each other for awhile and then I said, "But he's ugly." "Yeah."
But we were outvoted.

After that we ranked the gay names. All of a sudden Rach thought of Clay Aiken and was all, "What about 'Clay'?" And thus that's how the "Simply Retarded" category came about.

Yay.

Ya we got a batch blog liao. OMG I'm so fast.

Go!

Denise Xinyuan Hannah I invited yall liao check your gmails.

Speaking of which, I realise that my tagboard is full of knockback vs recoil tags.

Well I'm not a rifler, I wouldn't know!

Recoil, knockback, whatever. Anyway it's not totally impossible for me to shoot a gun or something and then fly backwards.

I think there's going to be quite a few "-.-" responses to this, but... anything goes.

Just like Mr Mizar and his paikia days. He told us all about his paikiaing in RI during History lesson. LOL.

I emo.

Ya anyway today like damn stupid lar. That Cute Guy From Abacus pon 3rd lang so I didn't see him and thus I am EMO.

LOL no. But anyway yeah he ponned 3rd lang, RAWR!

Denise is very on about AVPA =) Already she's suggested having a batch blog (which we WILL have), a batch sign AND a batch name.
Denise: VICCC we must make AV a clique!
Me: Uh, it is.
Denise: Let's have a name!
Me: We already have a name, it's Sec 2 Batch 08-
Denise: No let's call it the Wesley Leong Fan Club!
Me: SCREW YOU!

No AV members don't worry it won't be call that. Rachel promptly started choking on her food and when she recovered she started hurling insults. Plus I'm vicechair now and I won't let that happen ew ew ew that's a horrifying thought.

According to Denise though, Crystal and Xinyuan highly advocate this idea. I shudder.

Today Science was lame. We finished the activity within 5mins and continued playing around for the rest of the block. Just like yesterday. I spent 5 mins fingerprinting and the rest of the block in the toilet trying to scrub the Zig ink off my hands. Sarah pranced in, saw me scrubbing my skin raw and said with an evil grin, "Oh, did I tell you that Zigs come off easily? I meant on paper. Muahahahha."

Denise and I have queer fingerprints. They can't be classified under loop, arch or whorl. Therefore we created a new category and I named it "Queer". (You can't trust Denise with names) "Screwed" would also be pretty good, but oh well.

Ya photospam.

Our big, big, AV Sec 2 batch family. We worship mike stands.

Rosythians are emo.

Nanyangers are gay.

Mr Mizar's coat in red.


Oho pirates.

LOL.

The back of my OM shirt is chioer than Denise.

LT the mouse weehee.

Oo, flamboyant much?



Spot the girl in the guy's school uniform.

Steph is a traffic light. I'm serious.

Denise poked me with her badminton racket.

Haoyang's soulmate.

Jiayi and Denise.

Denise shorty. The only illegalish thing I did was to roll up my skirt really high, but even that can't really be seen.

Emo class photo. I look like a zombie.

OMG Yeqi's piercings :O

There was a CORN in RGS. She loved learning Macro-CORNcepts and History, because she liked to CORNpare and CORNtrast. One day, she went for assembly. The CORNgress members talked about CORNtemplating choices of head prefects. It went home to CORNsider. In the end, it played its Xbox game CORNsole. It played and it lost. It was very sad so her mom CORNforted it. And then she was CORNtent. Then she realised that CORNtent came with CORNtext. It was really happy so it switched on the airCORN and cooked CORN soup. She poured the soup into a CORNcave bowl, then it was CORNfused about CORNcave and CORNvex. Suddenly, her mother CORNmanded CORNplete CORNtrol of her. She found the CORNmand CORNplex and so she CORNfronted her mother to repeat and explain. The CORN decided to go on a Mega Movie MaraCORN so she watched two movies CORNcurrently on two TVs. Soon, she was bored so she went a-strolling. While a-strolling and reading the CORNicles of Narnia, she was CORNered by a CORNman. The CORNman tried CORN her money. In the end, she kicked him and walked away CORNfidently. When she went to school, she found that she was highly recCORNmended to go for a business and CORNmerce exchange to China. The CORN was so shocked that it went blind. So it went for a CORNea implant/replacement surgery. So it became CORNier (cornier, cornea, hahaha) With increased quality of sight comes increased music power, so she started CORNposing songs. She got bored and hence took her Golden CORNpass out to guide her to the north, to her friend's house, where she played CORNnect Four. She flew to CORNnectticut, USA the next day. She went on a getaway car. She ate CORN chips (Orh hor, big bad CORNnibal) However she accidentally CORNmitted a crime and was CORNdemned to death. After its death, the CORN was put on the Christmas tree as a CORNament!

-From LT and Yan Ling.

P.S.: In case you were wondering how the CORN died, it was CORNstipated to death.

Mm okay so I know everyone's pestering me to upload photos and photos of class reunion.

I met Crystal in the bus there, and we started comparing the chioness of our respective pink cameras. OMG, can you, like, say, bimb? But mine is obviously CHIONESS WAHAHAHA.

We got there like super late and everyone was standing around, with Rach in the middle. It kind of looked like Rach was their short gang leader or something. All of the people skulking around in J8 today all pretty much looked like those paikia gangs and all.

After that we started walking up, and we passed KFC. It was like 10am, and the Bishan Gay was ALREADY SITTING THERE. He looked past us at the crowd of guys and smiled appreciatively. Then he took out his handphone and started taking photos of them VERY OBVIOUSLY. He even used flash lor omg omg omg.
Me: Ehh Kester you better tell the guys to face the other way, Bishan Gay taking photos of you.
Kester: Walau eh not again every time I walk past he take photos of me!


J8 cinema not open, so we loitered around upstairs for awhile, scolding whoever made us come so early. Kester tried to get Rachel to walk underneath and buy the tickets for us. (Spot the insult.)
Smallboi is taller than Rachel now :O

We went down to Macs to get breakfast for lunch, and Bryan Lee brought us to see the Bishan Gay through the shutter slots in KFC. They went around to the other side, and the Bishan Gay even got out of his seat to take more photos of Kester.
Kester: "Walau he want take photo of me? I ALSO CAN HURH" and whipped out his camera to take a photo of the Bishan Gay taking a photo of him.

We hung around abit more while waiting for the movie to start, and Justin, Rad and Marcus snuck off to minitoons to buy slime. After that we went to minitoons again so that they could look at more slime, but they didn't buy anymore. I suggested going to Action City and Marcus said, "Hey yeah let's go! Maybe they sell slime."

It doesn't, but it does sell fake bread which I tried to convince Crys to eat.

We sienned around outside while hanging over the railing and I commented that we all looked like we were part of some suicide pact or something. Justin and Rad helped us take a photo from the other side ahahaha. Sho classic. Anyway Marcus doesn't look suicidal, he looks happy. Kester looks like Rachel just rejected him. I think Crys and Bryan Lee look the most convincing.

When I bought Coke from Macs, I was hoboing outside minitoons cos I wasn't sure if I could go in with a drink. Bryan Lee and smallboi offered to stay outside to help me abide to my principles, and then smallboi just stuck out his small hand towards my Coke. I thought he wanted to play with it, so I passed it to him, but he took a long long long drag from the straw. Obviously I hyperventilated because there was still some (mine!). Crys dared me to drink from it though, and ew ew ew I actually did.

So anyway during the movie we shared drink lar, because it was the most pathetic teeny cup of Coke (stupid freebie) so they gave it to me and smallboi to share. Apparently we look like the most pathetic people. The height of his straw compared to the height of my straw is proportional to his height compared to my height. =DDD Haha no lar not really.


Justin threw slime at Marcus's shirt!

Slime!

Slime!!!


MOARE SLIME!!!!111

And Rachel wanted to go arcade, so we all went in. OMG my first time playing an arcade game yay. Crys and I watched Kester, Rach and smallboi play racing. Crys didn't play because she didn't know how to, I didn't play because I know I'll just screw up horrendously.

After that Rach and Kester started playing some shooting game, and that looked easy enough so I tried with Crys. I discovered that a rifle has knockback =DDDD I owned Crys LOLOLOL I managed to continue for long after she died. Kester became Crystal's personal coach though, teaching her how to play the game.
"Okay Crys you hold here. And here. No not there, hold like how Vic's holding it. Okay to reload shoot off the screen. SHOOT! SHOOT NAO! YES, SHOOT THAT GUY! OMG RELOAD RELOAD! SHOOOOOOT! THAT GUY! QUICK QUICK OMG RELOAD NAO! KEEP RELOADING WHEN YOU HAVE THE CHANCE! SHOOT THAT GUY! NO NOT THE HOSTAGE, THE TERRORIST! YOU DO NOT SHOOT HOSTAGES! YOU RELEASE THEM BY PRESSING AND HOLDING THE BUTTON. NOOOO NOT THE TRIGGER!! OH SCREW YOU SHOOT THAT GUY! OVER HERE *points at screen* RELOAD RELOAD RELOAD!!!! SHOOT THE TERRORIST- NO NOT THE HOSTAGE... GRAHH RELOAD! ...Nevermind you died."
We failed the first mission because we were supposed to release the hostages. I released two, cause I was too busy trying to shoot the terrorists and not let Crys get killed. Smart Crys killed the rest of the hostages and then died.

After that Kester kept scolding Crys. "Arcades thrive off people like you, who play 1min then die. You shoot by aiming, and then firing. You do NOT randomly spray your gun around. And you don't shoot hostages, you release them. Lastly, you don't use up one whole magazine trying to kill one person." We were all ROFLing by the time he was done.


We went to Bryan Lee's house...

... and played Bridge and Taitee.

I forgot why I took this pic.

Crys thought I was eating the monopoly money when I took a chip.

Last but not least, traditional group photo yay.

Stupid dilemma over what to wear for Be Yourself Day.

I was all for wearing our old Rosyth uniforms, but Mrs Hoo says no primary school uniforms o.O Well, whatever. I might just try wearing Rosyth Celebrations shirt and claiming that it's just a random T-shirt. Oh wait, I don't have Rosyth Celebrations shirt. I just have... P5 camp shirt. Ew fugly fugly it's just a random clipart on the back.

Crystal: "I want to wear my birthday suit!"

Actually I'm not sure if Crystal or Denise said that, because they're all crazy anyway. I think it was Crystal though, because Denise mumbled something about waddling in wearing her stinky shooting jacket. o.O

One thing about not being in a Sports CCA: you can't come prancing in on Be Yourself Day in your competition attire. I mean, in AV, what can you come dressed as? A mike stand? A mike? A wire?

(Well Crys and I did think about coming dressed as mike stands and mikes, but...)

I wonder if anyone will come dressed as gaybunnies or gingerbread men. Maybe I'll dress up as an RI guy, but I bet I'd get booked for... well, whatever. RI uniform is so not unique anyway. Maybe I'll come dressed as a NY girl. Oh, the disloyalty! Even better, a HCI nerd.

Or maybe I'll just go dressed in pyjamas.

However considering the *cough* message that it would send... I think I'll just go as an OMer. No Earl Bray suits for me nao though, I look like an ass (ha, ha, ha) in that. OM shirt yay yay.

I promise to takes pictureloads of pictures though!

Purple Light!
Purple Light!
In the Valley!
In the Valley!
That is where!
That is where!
I wanna be!
I wanna be!
With my friends!
With my friends!
True companions!
True companions!
With my rifle and my buddy and me!

Ncc!
Ncc!
Sibeh jialat!
Sibeh jialat!
SAF!
SAF!
Laggi worse!
Laggi worse!

[some bits i forgot]

Booking out!
Booking out!
Saw girlfriend!
Saw girlfriend!
Walking with!
Walking with!
Another man!
Another man!

[more bits i forgot]

ORD!
ORD!
Back to school.
Back to school.
Got degree!
Got degree!
So happy!
So happy!
Won't forget!
Won't forget!
Days in army!
Days in army!
With my rifle and my buddy and me!!

I found this on Ashlynna's blog, and I remembered the RCY version haha. At first when I read the first stanza I was like OMG NO NOT ANOTHER SHOOTER, but by the time I finished I was more ASHLYNNA'S IN NCC?!?!?!
(BTW she's in CO, I think. Not very sure.)
She doesn't look like an NCCer, but then again neither does Desiree.

However I think some things need to be, uh, heh, revised. I mean the booking out part. I think the RCY version was something about "saw your boyfriend/holding hands/with another girl"

Either way it doesn't change the universal truth that heartbreak sucks.

I was feeling marginally better this morning, so I decided to go for archery.









He's super drenched but I don't think my 2mgpx SE phone can capture it.

SUPER CUTE LAR LOLOLOL.

Pearly and Aden and a finger tab. Pearly's Sec 3, Aden's P3. Heh =D

Cherylchan just called me.

Cheryl: Ehhh Victoriayeow do you want to go for superband?
Me: Cannot lar Tuesday got school.
Cheryl: Don't liddat leh I going.
Me: I told Mr Nuh I not going he never walau me.
Cheryl: WAALAUUUUUU

The programming instructors send their love: http://mathworld.wolfram.com/MonstrousMoonshine.html

If you can understand this you're either a genius or you're lying.

I always thought that the "te" character was a Jap word.

Anyway I think they're gonna teach us how to generate spam in programming. Oh yay.

I'm sorry if this blog entry doesn't make sense because I don't really feel like blogging today. I'm abit sien sien nowadays, probably kinda emo too so yeah lol.

Zhenghao said:
i was worried that the girls looked abit bored
Zhenghao said:
cos the guys were slowing you down

A definition of programming from www.codinghorror.com/blog: oh yar and

Sarah Connor Chronicles is totally nice ooooh. I wish I were a female cyborg. Cameron is just awesomeee.

ICS show today LOL. Mr Nuh came up for awhile heh.

More threats from Boon Hwee and Cheryl today.
Cheryl: *points at wire* Victoria Yeow...
Me: Nuuuuuuu.
Cheryl: Hurry up or I ask Boon Hwee drop you from EXCO!

Cheryl: Go for Mr Nuh's performance!
Me: Nuuuuuuu.
Boon Hwee: Go or else I remove you from EXCO!

OMG CYBORG BATLLE WOAH. CAMERON OWNS 888! YAYYY SHE WON OMG OWNAGE. Damn, I want to be Cameron. It must be nice to be a robot.

Orhhor, today in History we learnt that Chung Cheng and HCI people are paikia. They apparently organised riots against NS. LOLOLOL.

nexttimeidratheryounotmakemefallinlovewithyouitsbroughtmeawholelotofpainandleavingmewonderingwhythehellididntdump youwhenialreadyknewthatiwasheadingforaheadoncollisionwithsufferingandpain ishouldneverhavebelievedyouwhenyouclaimedyourcrapbutallthemorefooli imtryingtoforgetyouandgetbackonmyownfeetimunsteadyandyoureaperpetualdistractionistillhateitwhenyoudothatthingyoudo imissyouandistillloveyouhowstupidofmeishouldhaveknownbutyetitssohardyesitis.

I was right, Nick Quah doesn't take 3rd lang, he just came for fun and maybe to garner new members for his fan club, like those people who were fangirling over him. Yes I say fangirling even though they were mostly boys because only girls do that ._.

Strange security guards who confiscated Joshng's soccer ball because "it might be a bomb omg" and stopped Glendon from "digging a tunnel to ITE because there might be snakes and crocodiles and iguanas omg" let Nick Quah in.

Who knew that Nick Quah could even charm security guards?

Huiqun kept trying to make me go inside the boys toilet, hmph. Pervyyyyy.

And she kept trying to make me guess who her supernerdy German classmate was. However she forgot that I'm stupid and retarded and thus pointed to every nerdy looking HCI guy there was (which was quite simply, all of them) and asked in a loud voice, "HIM?" She was super darned embarrassed heh. I figured out who it was in the end though whee.