Eh I'm bored. So long never update. Hmm. I miss bimbola.

LIKE, HELLO EVERYONE! MY NAME IS LIKE, BIMBOLA. DO YOU ALL, LIKE, REMEMBER ME? I'M, LIKE, THE, LIKE, HOT PERSON WITH A, LIKE, TOTALLY COOL MANICURE! AREN'T MY NAILS, LIKE, HOT? THE, LIKE, PERSON WHO, LIKE, DID MY NAILS SAID THAT THE COLOUR WAS, LIKE, HOT PINK. SO, LIKE, OF COURSE THEY'RE, LIKE, HOT! AND I, LIKE, SOOO LOVE MY HAIR.

ok bimbola has more urgent matters to attend to. her pedicure is chipping. bye.

WOOH. SLI YAY. Had to wake up at 545 but it was SO TOTALLY WORTH IT. My mum luuuurved the CTE this morning. Absolutely no traffic jam, so I reached school around 635. X.x

Anyway. There was a fanfare for us! YAAY. Ok I shant be ego. But. THE EMCEE PRONOUNCED MY NAME WRONGLY. WHY DOES EVERYONE GET MY NAME WWWWWWRONG?? WALAO LOR.

IS MY NAME REALLY THAT HARD TO PRONOUNCE? IF IT WAS PRONOUNCED YEO I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN YEO IN MY BIRTH CERT AND NOT YEOW. IF THERE'S AN EXTRA "W" OVER THERE IT HAS TO STAND FOR SOMETHING RIGHT? YE-OW. SAY IT WITH ME. YEEEEE-OWWWWWW. NOT YEEEEE-OHHHHH. THERE'S A "W" BEHIND. AND IT'S NOT A SILENT "W" DAMMIT. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A SILENT "W"??? WELL NOT IN THIS CONTEXT.

AND WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE WHO KEEP MISSPELLING MY NAME??? I AM NOT YEOW PEI ZHANG. THERE'S A "U" OVER THERE!!! ITS ZHUANG. ZHUUUUUUUUANG.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR.

heya everyone!!

HAHAHAHA ITS CNY. I LOVE CNY. I LOVE THE FOOD. I LOVE THE GAMBLING*

*The part when I win money, not the part where I lose money

BLACKJACK IS SO FUN MAN!!

I've been saving up my $1 coins all year for this. Hah I always gamble small so that when I lose I don't lose too much. Haha. I don't win much either but who cares lah. I'm not a hardcore gambling addict... I'm still a guaikia at heart XD

Hmm. I THINK I earned money today. I forgot to count how much I set out with. But I remember more wins than losses so that should be a profit for me!!

And yes of course... ANGPOWS. I love having such a huge family. =D I've like what, about 10 aunts in total? Not to mention that some of their children are already married... so they can give angpows.... I've struck it rich man. I LOVE YOU ALL THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU. My mum took $100 of my angpow money to "recoup her losses in giving out angpows" but I still have a nice big amount left! =) Vicky's a happy person today.

Yesterday I went to my grandma's house for reunion dinner. The first thing my aunt said when she saw me was: "OOOH NI ZHANG DA LER!! (You've grown up) YOU HAVE PIMPLES ALREADY HAHAHA" lols. So much for the traditional "How tall you've grown! You've put on weight! You've lost weight! Yadda! Yadda! Yadda!" And then she started promoting the goodness of vegetables and chlorophyll in clearing one's complexion to me. She served me a bowl of vegetable soup after the steamboat was over for me (I escaped just before the vegetables were dumped into the bowl... well at least I THOUGHT I had escaped.) and made sure I ate it all.

Bigass photo of myself taken by myself!!

And then the next day... CNY YAY.

Oh and this is my CUUUUUTE little nephew!! He should be turning 2 this year. He'll blow kisses at you if you ask him to. He's ADORABLE. Especially now that he's toddling about... really really really cute!!! He babbles alot too.

And this is my niece. She's just a baby... so she still cries alot. But she's cute too.

This is me with my assorted cousins and nieces and nephews. I'm the one in the dress at the back. =) I like the dress sooo much. It's so nice can?

After awhile it got kinda boring... since my cousin and I got chased out of the room where we were playing Blackjack so that the adults could play mahjong -.- So I smsed people and then got scolded by those people "YOU THINK I PRINT MONEY ISSIT CAN WHOLE DAY SMS YOU KEEP YOU COMPANY COS U BORED ISSIT?" =( It's CNY... everyone don't be so kiamsiap leh... And Crys somehow got super wuliao and sent me this complaint letter kinda sms. "Good afternoon. This is public bad relations officer of Vicypz Pte Ltd speaking. We as the employees of the abovementioned company have heard of the statement you issued to our CEO. As such, we would like to offer you a suggestion: to sew your butt cheeks together. Perhaps that way your waste products may be recycled into paper which can then be made into printed money. Please note that our CEO was not involved in the formulation of this brilliant idea though. Thank you." WALAO CRYS SIBEH WULIAO HOR.

Watching my relatives play blackjack was super amusing. My aunt was on a lucky streak... and another aunt had actually bet $10 on her own cards. And because the first aunt got 5 cards without the total points overstepping 21, we all had to pay her double. =( Another aunt saw this and was all "WO BU XING XIE DE!! LAI WO FANG $12!!!" I don't believe her good luck. I'm putting down $12!!! And the second aunt(who lost $20) was all "LAI BA!!!" Come and get it man... and she plonked her entire wallet down onto the table. Then the other aunts were also plotting to clean her out... my grandma took out all her $2 notes and $1 coins (which amounted to quite alot) and they were calling for one of my super rich uncles to come in and place a $100 bet. Haha. And watching my cousin play is funny too. He has to count every single dot on the card. Like if he gets a 6, 10 and 3, he'll be like all "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...." and halfway through the game he had to ask the person next to him "eh how many is this arh?" He's 12 this year XD

OOH. A long long post. Well, congratulate yourself if you managed to read to the end. YAAY YOU DID IT. Well... Happy CNY everyone!!

heya.

Today RGS let us out 15mins early. So Crys and Rach and I caught a cab to J8. And then we were walking around the 1st floor... or basement... (See lar RGS's concept of Block J and the canteen being in the basement confused me ler) or whatever its called... looking for food. Suddenly, we saw this huge group of people just standing there and there was this super fugly guy staring at us. With a smirk on his face. THANK GOODNESS I BROUGHT MY AT-LEAST-2KG HEAVY FILE. I went to scream at tikomunglin. I asked him if he wanted to feel how heavy my file was. (Feel it when I bash his head in with it. The brain has the most nerves after all. (: ) ZX volunteered. He action lar thought it was very light... tried holding it in one hand and he almost collapsed. I saw him buckle at the knees. LAAWLS. Then he started whacking me and going "WHHHY DID YOU GET 278??? (for PSLE) WHHHHYYYY?????" hah. Can't believe anyone still remembers that lar. And then I think Rach stole fries from Marcus and she shared them around... I took one. Soggy ler... not so nice. But WHO CARES. Still fries nonetheless.

Oh oh oh and the class party RAWKED. We were dancing around... and blasting music... and the tables were totally FILLED with chips... ZhengLaoShi so nice... let us skip lessons leh!! WE LOVE YOU ZHENG LAO SHI. I took a whole lot of piccys!! So niceeee.

Anyway. We went to watch Epic Movie. (Oops so much for blogs usually being in chronological order... doesn't apply to people like me, eh?) EPIC MOVIE RAWKED. CAN'T BELIEVE WHICH PMS-EY PEOPLE WOULD RANK IT ONE STAR. WALAO. IT WAS SO FUNNY CAN??? I LAUGHED LIKE SIAO. DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE STUPID REVIEWERS. THEY HAVE PMS. EPIC MOVIE RAAAAAAAAWKS. GO WATCH ITS SO FUNNY WAHAHAHAHA. Especially the part where they punk'd that guy. Haha. Those people who went to watch Ghost Rider probably wasted their money. Why watch Ghost Rider when you can always watch EPIC MOVIE????

Listening to lovesick songs. I'm so sianded and bored. No one's talking to me. =((((

Heya everyone!!

I changed my blogskin. Umm. I didn't change it to the thing for the class blog sorry cos I found a nicer one. Black. And white. How emo. But to put it in Josie's words... "wadeva... lolz ok." OR "lolz... ok wadeva." OR "ok lolz wadeva. OR "... lolz wadeva ok" OR............

Crys and I were doing that on MSN just now... making a thousand and one sentences out of those 3 words. lols. We're so wuliao.

Well... looking forward to the class party and movie tomorrow. Can't wait to see Epic Movie!! Woohoo XD

lolz. ok wadeva.

I shall end off here.

Wanted to make this an emo post but decided against it in the end. I've used up my dramaness and the little emoness I had yesterday during some poem writing thing.

Oh and HAPPY BELATED VALENTINES DAY. I got nice wonderful huge flowers!! Thanks Alice!! And my roses are still healthy. Nice and healthy. And not withered. =D

Wadeva. OK lolz.

Bye.

Gaaah. My blog is more or less ready to be auctioned off as an antique. It's been, what? a few centuries? since I last updated. I seriously have NO TIME.

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Well anyway. Today we had STUDENT LEADERS INVESTITURE REHEARSAL!!! SOOO FUN!!! Okay the first part was boring. Just sit there and listen to that teacher nag. We wasted about 1 1/2 hours just SETTLING DOWN. Pro huh? And I thought all RGS girls were sooo guai. Oh well. I have alot to learn. (Mrs Mo swears. She said "hell" in the middle of a sentence today. "I don't know what the hell they're doing" or something like that.)

After that... they made us queue up and receive our "badges". Cool. I wonder if class chairs get badges?? I sure hope they do. (Oh btw did I mention I'm a student leader? That's not the same as class chair. I'm a student leader AND a class chair. This rawks man. Hope I can become a prefect-in-training.) Cos that would be so cool... having another badge to pin above our NICE BLACK NAMETAGS. Well... we haven't received them yet... but black is cool. =D Then they made us bow! And bow again! And then they chased us up to the top row of the amphitheatre. Great view from up there!!

So then we just sat there and daydreamed while the other investees were invested. Oh oh oh when it came to the sec 4 classchairpeople... instead of bowing as a group (which is what we were supposed to do) they did some wave action with their hands and then crossed their arms and struck a Sir Stamford Raffles pose. Which caused all of us to laugh. The teacher made them do it over and over again... maybe she wanted to see it lols. But in the end she made them bow. I think it was the Richardson house captain's doing... Becky. Cos it seemed like the kinda thing she would do. (I mean, she sings the Moose Song every house practice!!!) And I saw her telling the teacher that "Nevermind!! It's nice what!!" And also... when they were investing the Student Leaders Network... they also did something weird. So I bet it's either Becky or the Waddle House Cap. I suspect Becky though... she was the only common factor in the two groups that did weird stuff. Oh gosh I'm starting to talk Maths. Mrs Sia would so love this.

OH BUT THE PERFORMANCES BY THE PSB, PB, AND SLN RAAAAAAAAAAAWKED. Student Leaders Network did something about a couple of people hijacking a plane. Quek Xin Er the head prefect was one of the hijackers. The two hijackers.... WAHAHAHA. One was holding a brightly coloured toy rifle, and the other person's gun was... her thumb and her index finger. XD
Cool guns, eh? So funny lar... the first group was talking about what "This is such a nice chair. It's so comfortable. And soo kewl. It's called... the CLASSCHAIR!!" and the performing arts CCAs said that they were our "PA people for the flight... and that makes us the PAP!!" And the house captains did something along the lines of... (Welcome aboard flight SLN 007. The captain Richard is unable to come today, so this is RICHARD'S SON. Please BUCKLE up your seat belts. We are flying to TARBET, the North of Tibet! Because this is a full flight, we have HADLEY enough space. Please do not WADDLE about in your seats!!"

And I'm apparently the youngest person in AV/PA 2007. YAAAY.

Lalalalalaaaaaa.

Having a conversation with my godangel and my angel. My angel just told me to type in good english. No sms lang. And my godangel just called us fighter cocks. lols. This is amusing!!

Anyway.

HAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Crys and I saw Sherman at the busstop on Friday. She went "HIEEE SHERMAN!!!" in this super high and overenthu voice. Sherman walked past us for awhile then turned back. "Oh hey Victoria". Hah. Crys got ignored. KWA KWA KWA. And I didn't even say anything!! This serves you right wahahahaha.

Okay. I'm getting sian. What shall I post about? I came to blogger with the intention of blogging something. But I forgot what it was.

Think. Recall. I CAN RECALL. I MUST RECALL.

Oh. YES. Yeah that day we had some talk about internet safety. We had this interactive drama thing... some "the misadventures of boon". We got to either sabo Boon or save Boon. Guess what we did. Yepz. We saboed Boon. So he got kicked and robbed. And his gf got sent to the principal. YAAY. Can just tell we have such a good idea of internet safety hor? Damn pro.

Oh oh oh. We had house prac today. Heh. Had an insult competition with Waddle. Started getting ridiculous after awhile... Shouting stuff like "YOU YOU YONG TAU FOO" at them. And they shouted ridiculous stuff back. "YOU YOU YOU EAT BAMBOO" followed by a loud "HELLO PANDA". Bah.

Today during Chinese lesson, I was totally prepared to be bored. Cos no offence to zhenglaoshi, but she's a laolao. And I expected laolaos to be boring. But lets just say she surprised me.

First we were talking about that mu yu nu ke. Something about this fat ahsoh-ish mom. So she centred in on that description and started explaining "yi zhao tu li tu qi, shen qi something something" which bascially meant that she was ah soh.

She then started drawing a face to illustrate her point. It looked VERY ahsoh. Which is, I must say, an improvement from hulaoshi. You have to imagine REALLY hard to see what she's drawing. This was quoted from her ok? No offence to her. Then somehow she started talking about trends. So she was talking about tattoos, and about youngsters and their fugly tattoos. She was talking about heishehuis tattoos first... those with a giant dragon on their arms and some weird words... crap lar, in short. Then she got to youngsters. She was talking about how some girls got very ugly tattoos of roses on their butts and wear low rise jeans to show it off. She drew something to show us what she meant. It was a pic of the back view of a person. The person had a rose tattooed just above where her jeans line ended. She inspected it for awhile, and added something.

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SHE HAD ADDED A BUTT CRACK.

Which is totally unexpected lar, for a laolao. I drew some illustrations to show what she drew, more or less, but blogger won't let me publish them. So oh well, use your imagination.

Then she was talking about how she had to nag her son every night. One of the girls in my class (I think it was Vanessa) asked her: "lao shi, ni de er zi ji sui?" teacher, how old is your son?

And the teacher gave her a crafty and sly look. You know those kinds? "I know something you dont" that kind. She said: "NI WEI SHEN ME YAO ZHI DAO LEH?" why do you want to know?

WOAH. I think I'm gonna enjoy chinese.