WAHAHAHAAHAHHAHA I JUST DID ONE OF THOSE RANDOM QUIZZES ON JY'S BLOG AND THIS IS SO FREAKING AMUSING LAR.

You secretly think Ms Khoo is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Ms Khoo has a hidden internet romance.

Wahahahaha Ms Khoo has a hidden internet romance!!!

You secretly think that Yiwye is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.

Sure that describes Yiwye... Colourful...?

You truly love Jingyi.

NO I DO NOT.

This test is... screwed.

Heh SMO today. Haiz I think I'm gonna get COP.

Could do some, but still I tikamed a whole darn lot. Bleah.

I love my new notebook. I got it from Popular yesterday. It's all purplish and flowery and hardcover. Looks like a chick lit book. =)

Wee Xinyuan didn't you know I've always been a very logical person? =)

I think I shall make myself a new blogskin.

Right byes for now!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I LOVE PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN.

So cool lar today went to J8 to watch Pirates. Went there like super early and caught the 2nd show. Which was a good thing, cos the cinema wasn't crowded at all. Like dunno how many empty seats lar. But who cares? Everyone loves a good hoboing.

Anyway it was SUPER NICE. Damn cool lar!!!! I want it on DVD. And the special effects are so so so good. I was really amazed at how the plot was sewn together so seamlessly. It's like, when the main character was like practically DEAD, with no more help left (he was stabbed through the heart) there was this loophole left just for him to... un-die.

Plus there was one part at the start when they went "Welcome to Singapore."

Although I'm quite sure Singapore didn't look like that.

It was a little gruesome though. In almost every battle there'd be at least 1 person falling overboard. Ouch. Also at the start, they were showing a whole lot of pirates getting hanged. Brr it was scary.

But it was still NICE. (Haha Josie you loser missed out on it. LOOOOOOOOSER.) It was super thrilling lar. And funny wahahahaha. "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?" *cue uncomfortable glances at each other. Finally the cute monkey raises his hand lols.*

Oh oh oh and it was kinda romantic too!!! Especially at the final battle right, the guy was all "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" at his beloved in the MIDDLE OF THE BATTLE. They got married right there and some old guy married them. (As in made them married. Did the yadda yadda I pronounce you man and wife thing. Not as in a disanzhe kinda thing.) All while they were battling random people with faces of sea creatures. (Davy Jones' crew.)
Also, this British guy sacrificed himself for the sake of his beloved. So sad... even more so since the girlfriend didn't exactly love him back I think. It was so freaking sad.....
Yeah and then the guy who proposed while the ship was under attack FREAKING GOT STABBED IN THE HEART DAMMIT. GAAAH SO PISSED. THIS IS SO UNFAIR LAR. He was shielding his wife or something. Walao lor. They just got married this is so unfair!!!! Grawr. I didn't like that part. But then he gained immortality as the captain of the Flying Dutchman so I guess that was some consolation, although sparse. He couldn't be with his wife anyway. 1 day EVERY 10 FREAKING YEARS!!!! So poor thing lar.

But anyway it so RAWKED.

Wonder if I should go watch it again.

Well, well, well. How amusing!

It's been quite some time before I've seen such amusing posts.

Sure, I'm a guy yeah. My name is actually Victor but because I'm sissy like my batchmate Joseph I decided to change my name to Victoria. And then I turned BIMBO! Like, eeheeheeheeheehee! I applied to HCI and RI, but they wouldn't let me in on the account that I was too gay for them. So Nanyang and RGS accepted me instead! Like, YAY! And although I really, really, really, REALLY, wanted to go to SJI, (eye candy! weeee! RI boys are like, SO fugly.) they wouldn't let me in, and they said I wouldn't be able to concentrate on my studies. But hey, who's to say that a little eye candy won't help?

I could SO totally get into HCI, it's just a pity that I'm a bit too gay. By the way, I think you and I should TOTALLY get together. Well, actually I say that to all the guys I meet. But too bad you screwed it up. You're too lame for my high-class taste. You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it! And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it! I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me!

Well seriously now. All I can say is... "..." Like whatever lar. Someone has a reading problem. Like Crys said, he apparently is too swakoo to have heard of RGS (I TAKE THIS AS AN INSULT. I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU DAMMIT.) and also a little too dumb to realise that Victoria, IS and always HAS been a girl's name. Plus, the apparently very lovesick (According to Crys) should have HIGHLIGHTED to you that I'm obviously not a guy? (Duh.) Which self-respecting guy has such a girly blogskin? Just cos it's black doesn't mean I'm a guy... Come on, even the GAYEST guy I know has a moderately guyish blogskin. Ok maybe I don't know YOU yet. Oh well.

And so you got into HCI. Like, WOW. Yeah seriously like I care? Well in that case you must be damn unfamous cos no one I know in HCI knows you. And RGS was the top school in 2006 PSLE ok? Highest cut off. Plus we have the 2006 top student. TAKE THAT. Although I got into RGS via DSA I could SO get in through PSLE. I'll make a bet with you. $100 on me getting higher than you for PSLE. My friend and I put our primary school into the list of schools with at least 1 pupil higher than 275 for PSLE. =) *ego smile*

Hah loser. Next time you wanna pick a fight don't choose my blog. Don't say I didn't warn you.

I SO do not read too much chick lit, or as Ms Ong calls it, "contemporary fiction".
Waaaah. Chick lit is NICE okaaaay.

One must be a truly good reader to appreciate the BEAUTY of chick lit. Chick lit is a WONDERFUL thing to read =)

Chick lit! Stories are for the purpose of entertainment, and surely chick lit fufills that. Well at least compared to classics...

Classics are a pain on the eyes and also on the brain. I mean, the whole thing is like...

"Alas! As I walketh to the Ye Olde Shoppe, I saweth the mostest horriblest thingest!"

Chick lit is compressed, and so much more easier on the eyes. At least we don't have to minus "-eth" from the back of every second word. Or translate it into modern day English. In the day of sms lang, aH lIaN typing styles, and the wurrsttt orf all, arhh liann languageex! Those enough are hard to read. If the aim of reading Classics is to strain your brain, those will serve the purpose enough.

CHOOSE THE HARDEST TO READ.

(a) "Alas! As I walketh to the Ye Olde Shoppe, I saweth the mostest horriblest thingest!"
(b) "ya n den rite i wen to da shop n den i sw da fugliest thing"
(c) "tHeN i WaLkEd tO tHe ShOp AnD tHeRe WaS lIkE tHiS sUpEr ScArY tHiNg LaR!"
(d) "ii warlked tuu the sh0p wiff my la0g0nng (muaxx la0g0nng) annd therre wasx like thixx ugleh thingxx!"

Ok, granted d isn't very well done, seeing as I'm not fluent in... arhh liann languageex. That's why we should ALL read chick lit. It's entertaining, easy to read (in the sense that it doesn't contain any of a-d) and it's usually funny. And come on who seriously doesn't enjoy reading stories (no matter how cliche-d) they are, about this random career woman who meets this haaawt guy and they finally live happily ever after? Condensed like this it sounds like a stupid Ch 8 drama but it's really not. It's nice =)

Plus it is WAY more sellable than classics. That's why, all aspiring authors, SWITCH TO CHICK LIT TODAY.

SUPPORT CHICK LIT!!!!

Yay today's the last day of school! =)))))



More free time to sleep in and wake up at 12pm everyday.



That'd be so shuang lar. 12pm wake up, eat lunch at 3pm, play computer until 7pm, eat dinner until 8pm, play computer until 12midnight, go to sleep =)



SHUUUUUUUUUUANG.



Haha today was super nice lar.



We had lit. tea today!!! Wooh Mrs Loh!!! She brought in some super nice CHOCOLATE FUDGE. Which was like pure chocolate with marshmallows. Mmmm. A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips xD Haha jk jk I found it in a book somewhere. Said by some random gay guy. (Yes seriously. GAY.) but who cares. And its super delish and sweet!!! I wanted seconds but decided to be nice and let others take seconds. Mrs Loh said she loves it too and eats it like all the time. At this point in time we all gave her this disbelieving look. Cos Mrs Loh has the figure of a stick insect. She just grinned at us and mimed running. Urghhh the price you have to pay just to eat this all the time... Life just isn't fair. You know the old advertisement about Cadbury? "Wouldn't it be nice if the world was Cadbury..." or something like that? Yeah. What WOULD be nice is if the world was THE WONDERFUL CHOCOLATE FUDGE. And then I'd eat myself. =)



Well I got a poem from Josephine. It's called The Moon-Mare.



The moon-mare runs

On human mountains.



Wild as a ghost

She is here, she is past,



In her lunatic fury,

The only sure lure is



The music stolen

From stars that have fallen.



Play this to the twillight

In a silence. She may hear it.



She moves like a nightfall.

Beautiful, beautiful.



Her horizons lose her.

And your hair freezes,



And in the chill dew

She is watching you.



When the music ends

There she stands.



What is she like?

You dare not look.



You sit in her stare.

You dare not stir.



OMG so nice right?? Weee <333 Josephine! And we did performances about poetry written about cats by T. S. Eliot. Our group did "The Song of the Jellicles". Nice =) Wahahaha and Liting was so cute doing that Pink Panther thing.



Oh and during History, Mdm Rozanah was all "Are any of you going overseas during the holidays? AND DON'T TELL ME PULAU UBIN ARH I MEAN OVERSEAS AS IN STAMP PASSPORT OVERSEAS AND NOT OVER THE SEA." (Heh guess who said the Pulau Ubin thing? Hint: from 112 de.) And then she was all "Any of you going to PARIS?", raising her own hand high and giggling. So we all pestered her to speak in French. And she was all "No that's the problem I can't speak French." She asked the French people to tell her how to speak some basic French. Vanessa was all "BONJOUR!" and did some enthu movement which involved punching the air in front of her. Mdm Rozanah was shocked and was all "What if they punch you back?" Hehehehe. She also started grousing about how the last time she had went to Paris, the French people refused to speak to her when she spoke to them in English. She said something like "We talk to them in English, they don't respond. So we try Malay, they still don't wanna talk. Then we try Chinese... Tamil... they STILL don't talk. So what can we do?" Wahahah the class was in uproar then. "MDM ROZANAH TELL US WHAT YOU SPOKE IN TAMIL!!!!"



(And this is so sensational, I shall put it in a seperate paragraph.)



"No lar I was just bullshitting."



Wooh! And we did the history of Shang. The king is damn perverted lar. Made people do it in front of him so he could wank off or something I guess. They didn't exactly go "The king of Shang was said to have a pool filled with alcohol and wine, and around it was a garden where meat hung off trees. He would sit in the gardens, with servants waiting on him, and drink wine. He would also wank off while he forced young people to do it with each other." Well they said the first part. but the last sentence was... "He also made young men and woman make love in the garden for his entertainment." That is so perverted... why can't HE do it himself? Eww. Thus, came the invention of modern-day porno. Wow! Porno actually dates back to BC. Except now with the advancement of technology, it is *ahem* readily availible on the internet. Although it's not live... but still. And apparently some people can still... do the oddest stuff in the oddest places. *coughcoughcoughscratchcoughcoughcoughandcoughcoughcoughsniff*Not that I know him personally but... it's still disturbing. AND YIWYE YOU BROUGHT IT UPON YOURSELF YOU WERE THE ONE WHO KEPT PESTERING CRYS AND XINYUAN HOR.



We had a relief teacher for Physics today. It must be damn frustrating to teach our class =) Cos we were supposed to calculate the height of a bridge by this guy dropping a stone over it and the time taken for the stone to reach the water. I think she misread the question. She drew a bridge and a guy standing on it. "Ok. This guy is going to jump off the bridge. He takes 4s to hit the...." she was silenced by our class laughing. She read the question again was all "oh." She then drew a huge ball in the guy's hand. "Ok fine. The guy is going to drop his ball..." And the class really... Well. Laughed their ass off. =) Who ask her go phrase so awkwardly lar xD

Stop. Stop it all.

Can't you see you're killing me like this? I wasn't designed to have so much stuff heaped onto me. Pile after pile after pile. You're smothering me, this isn't a one-person thing. No one wants to help, you just sit there stoning, he just doesn't wanna cooperate, and she just isn't really helping either.

I'm not a machine, I can't do it all by myself.

What you want. What he wants. What she wants. When will it ever be what I want? Maybe I've just been too nice to you all along. Don't you ever spare a thought for me now? Do you even CARE? The teachers in primary school kept crapping about fa hui li rang jing sheng-ing during CME and naive little me believed it. Well guess what? I'M NOT GOING TO ANYMORE. I HAVE MY OWN RIGHTS. I have my wants, I have my life to lead. I can't just keep clearing up other people's messes.

I just wanna die right now. How much would it hurt...?

But I need a break, seriously. I'm going to break down right here and you still haven't realised it. You're still happily unaware.

Please. Would someone just shoot me? Maybe I could get that nice AVPA senior to. She's in shooting I think. Would a lead pellet kill if aimed correctly?

I hate this. I can't breathe anymore.

WHOOPS.

From now on I vow to check my email everyday.

Well!

I am DARNED glad I didn't go to Hwachong.

Not that I could have, but still.

I just finished putting on the buttons for the RedCross uniform. 10 of them. All to be attached with button rings. The two at the top are especially tricky... 2 layers of the thick tablecloth like material to go through. The ring just keeps getting stuck beneath the flappy thing that the button is supposed to pin down and then the ring becomes misshapened. =( That's the second ring I've ruined so far.

Anyway, I would so totally DIE if I had to pin them on everyday. It's only 4 buttons but nevertheless very time-consuming and frustrating. Even though I don't think their shirt is made out of a tablecloth, and thus the rate of button rings getting stuck and spoiling is significantly lowered, it's gotta be tough right??

Let's see.

In an average year, they wear about 10months worth of uniforms. And that's 40 weeks. Which is 200 days.

They wear this uniform for 3 years. Which is (200x3) days, or 600 days.

At a rate of 4 buttons per day, that's (600x4) buttons altogether in their school life. In other words, 2400 buttons.

Woah.

That's equivalent to us RedCross people pinning on buttons for wearing the uniform 240 times.

Since we wear the uniform for 4 years, that's about 60 times a year!!! Or 5 times a month!! An average of once every 6 days!!

I would totally quit if I had to pin on the darn buttons once every 6 days. Even though our mufti isn't THAT nice (due to wedgies from our trackpants) it's better than pinning on our buttons for EVERY SINGLE TRAINING. Eeeeeeks. I so do NOT want to do that. I feel a sudden rush of love for my mufti. Wait I'm going to give it a great big hug.

By the way, I didn't count taking off the buttons. Heck I feel like washing my uniform with the buttons next time. At least only our button rings will rust =) And not the whole button. I'm SERIOUSLY glad I didn't go to Hwachong. (No offence to Hwachongians.)

If you count taking off the buttons that's 4800 buttons.

Amendation: I am even GLADDER I didn't go to Catholic High. Having a principal who builds alot of statues... (No offence meant) and 7 or 8 brass buttons... 4200 buttons at the least. 4800 at the most. OUCH.

Infomation about HCI/CatHigh uniform in this post kindly provided by Wesley

Today, I walked into the gallery happily. Don't we all just love hoboing in the gallery during hall assembly?

BUT.

(Ok I can't resist adding in the classic Mr Grosse phrase: BUT. BUT. A VERY BIG BUT[T])

AAAAAAAAH. One word to describe the scene there: CHAOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

There were about ten people crowding around one tiny spotlight, fiddling with it, moving it up and down. The worst thing? NONE OF THEM WERE FROM AVPA.

Freaked, I decided to ask Cheryl my AVPA senior exacty WHAT was going on. So I went into the control room. AAAAAAAAAAAH THE FLOOR OUTSIDE WAS LITTERED WITH SHOES AND EVERYONE HAD LITERALLY BARGED IN!!!!!!!!! They were moving the little slide thingies on the mixers up and down, up and down, up and down and up and down and up and down........................................

Like WTF can?? The mixer, my dears, is NOT a toy. It is NOT something you can play around with. Plus, who let you into the Control Room? You are NOT supposed to be there. Who asked you not to join AVPA lar? So rude can??? It's not like they are experts or whatever... from the looks of it they were having fun trial-and-error-ing with the spotlight (which was cranked to ON btw... thus it was OVERHEATING and baking the air around it) and the mixer. So irritating can??? What if they spoilt it? Then next time mixer/spotlight become screwed... and then when it won't work yanoe what happens?

Teachers: "Walao shit AVPA people cannot even do something so simple like adjust mike volume...."
Pupils: "Walao shit AVPA people take so long to adjust mike volume make us all stay back for assembly for so darn long..."
AVPA people: "WALAO SHIT PUPILS LASTTIME GO FIDDLE WITH THE MIXER UNTIL NOW SCREWED UP........"

But tell me lar. Who gets the blame? Your friendly neighbourhood AVPA people.

Even though we're hidden from sight, we DO work very hard for you people yanoe. When the mike didn't work that day we kept running up and down just to fix it. Haiz. The students experienced minor hearing difficulties. We experienced major tiredness and stress. Like "OMG WHY ISN'T THE MIKE WORKING ITS NOT MUTED THE BATTERIES ARE GOOD THE LIGHT IS ON THE SWITCH IS ON IT SHOULD WORK BUT WHY DOESNT IT WORK?????"

I'm not being anal ok?? Cheryl also was damned pissed off at those stupid people who just charged in. And she was all "All those not in AVPA GEDDOUT." Yay Cheryl!!!

Anyway. Our RBD performance was nice!! In my opinion it was the BEST cos it was super funny and all. Although my arm kinda hurts from working the spotlight for every single performance... I don't care cos it was SO worth it!!!

Just because I'm not as good as her doesn't mean I don't deserve a chance to learn too.

Am I not your student just as much as she is? Yes, she's smarter, she's better in every aspect, but that doesn't mean that I'm dead. Why don't you just give me a chance?

Why must you always fawn on her? It's really irksome. She's not your only student. There's me, for example. Not to mention a whole other class. I know she's really smart but please, all I ask for is a chance.

I really want to learn. I know you're a good teacher, but wouldn't you just teach some others without making them feel either stupid or unwanted? Even though I'm not a nonGEPer... I still don't like it when you single them out. It doesn't mean they're stupid you know. They could be just as smart as you. Either way, we're all your students. You're supposed to treat us equally. At first I really respected you. I liked your teaching attitude and your experience. But then you started treating us like we were invisible... all outshadowed by her. I don't blame her. However, I really can't understand why you must do this.

I DO exist you know.

I used to love that subject. But now it dwindles.

They say a teacher impacts a student's view of the subject. I can't agree more.

Anyway, just to refresh you all about my blog

#1 A new skin has been added, and links updated and whatever.
#2 All people spamming my tagboard and putting comments such as "Stupid vicky" and that sort have been blocked

You are hereby forewarned. I will NOT tolerate any tagboard spamming and you will be blocked without any prior notice if you DO spam.

Well anyway, yesterday was ORA. Okayish I guess, although it WAS very crowded and got kinda boring after awhile. It's not really fun being accousted by people going "hey will you please buy (insert product name here)" What happened to the "no pressure to buy anything" thing? Not 10 minutes after I had walked into school I immediately met the first over-enthused group of people trying to peddle me their products. Sigh.

We saw the Bishan Gay there. He had positioned himself rather strategically, right at the bottom of the spiral staircase, so all RI boys would inevitably bump into him, whether they were moving from the Canteen to the Hall, or vice versa. In my opinion, they should have opened up the Parade Square for the ORA Funfair. At least we wouldn't have the whole place so darn choked up with people.

Still, it was pretty fun. Can't wait for next year's.

Heya!!

Mr Ho showed us this in class sometime ago.

"Class, this is the thing I wanted to show you."

Go see it's nice (:

And very unexpected indeed!

http://www.allmedia.com.au/bananana/

Just that I dunno how long it lasts.

I made a new blogskin. It's from the same base code as the sixfourteenfifteen classblog so it looks alot like it in terms of the layout. Hmm maybe I'll change the sixfourteenfifteen one soon. Edit it a little. Yay. Or maybe not.

Anyway yeah I wrote the words in paint. The pictures are mostly my own. Except for the two on the right, those I got from the net.

I don't care it's nice! (: Yarlar yarlar it looks lovesick but whatever. One day I'll make my own basecode. ONE DAY I SHALL.

Hmm. Currently feeling rather proud of myself. =)

Ok blogger seems to be screwed up... nevermind I can still post.

Well I have a story to tell!

So today after school after MYAs... Crys and Rach and Xinyuan and Xinyuan's friend (I forgot her name =X) and I went to J8. Cos someone wanted to see the Bishan Gay. Dunno who lar. So we took 156 to J8! =)

And we went to KFC...

Sitting against the mirror in KFC, the booth furthest from the counter... was... this round headed person with specs on the string. Yes it was the (in)famous Bishan Gay. And we stood around giggling outside the KFC debating whether to go to KFC or McDonalds. Rachel was giggling super loudly I think the Bishan Gay got suspicious. xD Anyway, we decided on KFC. OhmyGAWSH I'm SO glad I'm a girl sia!! Also, we weren't the ONLY "tourists" coming to see the Bishan Gay. Quite a few groups of other people also came and were all "eh that's the Bishan Gay leh." And I heard one group going all "eh won't die right?" I think they thought the Bishan gay was gonna kill them.

Lols then after that these group of RI people came and 2 of them walked right up to the Bishan Gay and plonked themselves down on the seats opposite him! With HUUUUUUUGE grins plastered on their faces!! We were all "OMG. OMG. OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!" And of course, the Bishan Gay gave them a blinding smile. Like..... urgh. And then more and more and more RI guys came. Some clustered around the ones sitting with the Bishan Gay, and the crowd just kept growing and growing. The rest just stood outside KFC grinning like mad. I think they were... amused by their friends. Some of them took out cameras and were snapping pics. I wish I'd brought my pink Cybershot. T.T All I had was my 2 megapixel camera phone... and the pics can't even BE uploaded!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. But anyway. There was a huge crowd and it looked like they were going to him for tuition. Or maybe, as Rachel said, doing an RS project on him.

Soon the RI people had flooded the outside of KFC. And we saw some Ancient Rosyth People... I think. Well they looked like Ancient Rosyth People. We got sick of referring to them as Ancient Rosyth People though so they just became Ancient Rosyth. And I kinda... take back my words about all RI guys being fugly? =P Well some of them were hot. One of the Ancient Rosyths were. The other wasn't really. =P And CRYS WAS OGLING I KNOW YOU WERE CRYS. teehee. Oh and Crys was eating her Fish Ole really... funnily =) she shoved her face into the burger and didn't fold down the wrapper, so it covered everything except her eyes. Rachel was laughing and going all "terrorist terrorist!!!" (Oh on a side note I saw this guy holding a hose and runnning slowly in RGS before. He looked like he was thinking: "I'm on a secret mission to eliminate all *insert noun here*." From the way he was running and carrying the hose... wahaha.)

Then right... this short RI teacher apparently showed up and she was surrounded by RI boys!! As in REALLY surrounded. Like I half expected them to go "WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED. NOW SURRENDER. PUT YOUR HANDS UP!" Cos she was super short and the RI guys were super tall... Practically cannot see her ler =)

Well anyway. We did a compo together. I'm sure y'all RGS girls will remember this one. It's titled 熟悉的陌生人。So anyway. We wrote a nicer one. Enjoy! =)

我每一次到江申八(sorry lar dunno the proper one. Just read it out loud!) 吃肯德鸡(I also dunno this one. I help y'all ok? This one's KFC) 就会看到他。他孤零零地坐在镜子的前面，看着正在吃的人。他向我微笑过，可是我只是觉得他很奇怪，没再理会他。我不知道他的名字，也没要过他的名字。他每次对我微笑，可能是要跟我做朋友吧。但，我没对他微笑过。他可说是我一个熟悉的陌生人。
某天，他又向我微笑。我有些好奇，它是真心要当我的朋友吗? 我对他小心地笑。啊，他一看到我笑，就笑得那么大，那么灿烂！那个灿烂的笑容，点燃了我的心，我忽然觉得心里有一股热气！他对我笑，我对他笑，我不禁慢慢地爱上他。
从那天起，我每一天放学后，就会立刻冲到江申八，到肯德鸡去吃午餐。我就会坐在他旁边，他就会像那天一样，笑了起来。他的笑容，有那么的灿烂，精美！我为什么没发现过呢？他偶尔会请我吃汉堡包，或鸡腿，等等等等。 他也会给我红包，里头竟然有五十多块呀！他说这是因为我是个好孩子，天天陪他吃饭，使他再也不闷了。
一天，我决定向他告白。这样下去，也不是办法。万一... ... 他不再来的话呢？听说，他渐渐不会来到江申八了，可能会搬到另外一个购物中心。若我不向他告白的话，我这一辈子会后悔。所以，那天，我咬紧牙关去见他。
“碧山哥... ...”我说。“我... ...我有东西要跟你讲... ...”
“咦？好吧，坐啦！跟哥哥说吧！”他亲切地对我说。
“我... ...我爱上你了！”我喊道。
那时，整个餐厅静了下来。大家用好奇的目光瞪着我。不到一分钟后，他们就哈哈大笑地笑起来。啊！难道他们在笑我吗？爱一个人有那么可恶呢？我真想对他们喊，骂他们。这是我的初恋，他们怎能这样对我呢？我是真心地爱碧山哥的！
这时，碧山哥昂着头，小声地对我说：“对不起... ... 我已经爱上了别人。”
我的心，仿佛被十万支针刺伤似的，一时碎成了千万个部分，掉落在我的脚前。一滴眼泪，从我深陷的眼窝中掉了出来。我原本以为，我向他告白后，他也会同样地告诉我他爱我。可是，却没有这一件事。拒绝呀，拒绝。这可真是世界上，最痛的东西。我整个人好像没有了力气似的，重重地坐在椅子上。为什么呢？这个人到底是谁？竟然能抢走我的碧山哥！我那时发誓，一定会追杀那个人，就算到世界天边也无所谓。终有一天... ...碧山哥会回到我的身边的... ...!

Eh so how? Nice right? =))))) Try guessing who our shuxidemoshengren is. Very obvious though =) So how about guessing whose POV it's written from? =D (Disclaimer: not mine kays?)

Vickylicious]]*

Hallo!

Posting during comp studs again. Dont think Ms Joanne cares. She's probably MSNing again. I would, just that there wouldn't be anyone online. Except possibly all my classmates. Hey yeah we could have a classchat! But then the pings would SO atrract Ms Joanne. It'll start pinging like mad. Imagine sia. Pingpingpingpingping.......................

Yup. And now we have to create a so-called PROFESSIONAL WEBSITE. More like boring website to me. What's so fun about a website if you can't have LIFE! in it? Like SMILIES. (: and jokes. Like...

Heya. Come in to my website. Make yourself at home. Its nice innit? Admit it it SO is nice. (Nicer than you anyway)

Well yeah. Not really in a joky mood today. Cos I used it all up yesterday (: Hahahahaha.

This is LOADS more interesting than the Professional Website. It's boring lar. I have nothing to say to it. Give me life or give me death. Ok that didn't turn out well. Give me... interesting crap? Give me... my random nonsense? Yeah! So give me my random nonsense NOW.

I'm DONE with my stupid Professional Website. We were told by Ms Joanne to write "ONE SHORT PARAGRAPH." In small teeny ugly Timesnewroman font. Ok, I wrote one SHORT (and I MEAN short) paragraph in small teeny ugly Timesnewroman font. Maybe I should be sarcastic. She said the smaller the more Professional it will make your Professional Website look. So lets make it SO small, it'll look like... Welcome to my Professional Website or even smaller. I hope my blogskin doesn't make the teeny thing look big. Oh well.

Ms Joanne is all "ok end of lesson lets move it." but she ISNT wahahahaha. Maybe, next lesson, I'll make my OWN webpage. And host it SOMEHOW. They taught us in p5 but I wasn't exactly... listening. Heh.

It's been 3mins since the "lets move it" but Ms Joanne hasnt. Neither have any of us. Lalala we don't care (: I bet she's MSNing her bf lar. And that's why she won't move herself. Probably doesn't wanna tear herself away from her bf. xD

Isn't Anastasia such a nice name?