Hello.

Today I'm feeling very pissed off.

But I have another story to tell.

This is a story about a young man. He will be otherwise known in this story as Sleeping Beauty.

Once upon a time, in a far far away land (ok it was just on 156 from Raffles Town Club.) there lived a man called Sleeping Beauty. (Granted, he was just named thus by a couple of school girls but still.)

One day, two teenaged girls got on 156. Since they had missed the first bus, they had to take the second bus, which was usually crowded with Hwachong and Nanyang people. (And also the boys around during that time at the RTC busstop are so NOT hot. Where did all the hotguys go??) Well, the Hwachong people had mysteriously disappeared. Maybe they all caught the first bus. Or maybe they all died. Well, more seats for us. But then cos the people in the bus were like all hoboes, they sat one person to a seat. So then cos Crys and I wanted to sit together (so I could slap her with my bio hands thingy) we had to take this seat in front of this random guy, who was sleeping. He had his hands folded on the headrest of the seat in front of him, which happened to be our seat.

As I was sitting down, I caught sight of his name tag. "Joshua Ng Wei something." (No, he wasn't really named Wei Something. It's just cos I can't remember what.) So I was trying fervently to remember what Joshua Ng's chinese name was. And despite being in his maths group for part of the year, I couldn't remember. And Crys was all "It's Wei Zhi! Joshua Ng's name is Wei Zhi!" But it obviously wasn't cos that's what Justin's name was. Then I remembered it was Yong Zhi and I turned around to check the nametag (I have short term memory) and the guy whacked me on the nose. WALAO. But he was still sleeping lor!!!

Then Crys and I were being boliao and kept jabbing the seat and whacking it to try to wake him up. But it either didn't work or he just ignored us.

Then finally there was another seat vacated by a hobo so I chionged there. Then Crys followed. Yay! No more hunching forward.

Finally, Sleeping Beauty woke up. And then he gave us a weird look. =X Oops. Heh. Heh... Yeah but then we realised... THAT HE WAS FROM ST JOHN'S. Haha our supposed rival. I thought today was NCC day. I didn't realise it was also St John's Day. Yeah must go ask Sion about this.

So that's the story of Sleeping Beauty. I actually have a pic but cos my handphone's pissed off it won't upload it. Just wait patiently.

I finally realised why Mrs Sia never spoke to me whenever she walks past. She forgot my name. Again. o.O

Haha I <3 my new group!!!

Luxna and LT and Maggie and Clarisse T are super super super nice and funny =)

Today Mr Joseph Toh didn't come for RS. And we were speculating why he was late. Cos Clarisse said he had a Grade 8 cert in ballet (Yes I am jealous. I'm only Grade 4. AND I didn't take the exam!!!) so Luxna was all "He's probably dancing ballet in the staffroom lar." Then 10 mins passed... and then 15mins... "Must take off the ballet costume and hang up lar." And then Mr Ho came in and said that Mr Toh (Why do I keep feeling like typing MRS Toh? Lets give me the benefit of the doubt and say that I'm too used to our old nice English teacher ler) was on MC "He fell down while dancing ballet." HAHAHA.

Oh in case you're confused the quotations are Luxna's commentary.

Yeah and then Mr Ho was telling us about OM in Michigan. He showed us a pic on his phone about some "Cherry Republic" place which they visited. Can't remember the name ler, but I know it's Cherry-something. His handphone was white with a red border thingy and Luxna thought it was pink and was all "LOSER!!! PINK HANDPHONE!!" But when he came closer to show us then we saw it wasn't pink, and we started going "LOSER" at Luxna =X Then after that the SLs were whispering among themselves: "ehh bookable offence leh..." And then some people were shouting at Mr Ho: "Mr Ho you're gonna get booked!!!"

Then we had PE. I didn't take it cos I was feeling sick. Yeah and finally Mrs Anis came back!!! She apologised for leaving us with Mr Tan for so long (sob) and then Luxna said "supermodel." ABIT too loudly JUST when the class quieted down so it was... rather audible. So it was something like...
Mrs Anis: "So how was Mr Kenneth Tan?"
Luxna: "Supermodel."
Mrs Anis: "HUHHHH"
Class: "WAHAHAHAHA YEAH YEAH YEAH"

Nice.

Then lit. Oh yeah speaking of lit we were supposed to write down what we valued yesterday and Maggie went to write "Osama." Then LT composed some song about Osama. Like "I am big, I am strong, and I carry big fat bombs. OOOOOOOOO (That's like ohhhhhhhhhhh) SAMA SAMA!!!" OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SAMA SAMA!" But now it got shortened to just "SAMA SAMA" (Yeah, as in sama-sama menuju bahagia. Is that how it goes?) And then Luxna was singing it to different tunes. She tried Majulah Singapura first but then got scolded so she did Breaking Free. Something about soaring, flying and dunno what Osama.

And during MATHS. Mrs Sia was telling us an alternative method to solve algebra problems. She was all "In the OLDEN DAYS, THIS IS HOW WE SOLVED PROBLEMS!" And then she told us how HER teacher taught her to solve problems. So every time she said "Olden days" I tried not to die laughing. And then we got wuliao and started speculating when her "olden days" were. We went all the way to Shang Dynasty, then Ice Age, then Dark Ages. Woohoo.

HAHA IM HIGH. JUST LIKE MDM ROZANAH.

Hahaha a convo between Crys and I regarding our ahlong stories creation!

Crystal Ong says:AAAAH i just read the twist at the end
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:haha
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:good huh
Crystal Ong says:yeah! where DID u get the idea to incorporate mrs lim into the story??
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:=)
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:cos the woman was shouting
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:then when i think of shouting
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:i associate with 2 ppl
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:me; mrs lim
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:n mrs lim more fun to develop =)
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:show them the ah long stories
Crystal Ong says:show who?
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:the CAP ppl
Crystal Ong says:ah yes
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:IF THEY HAVE ANY SENSE OF APPRECIATION FOR THE FINE ARTS, THEY'D ACCEPT US
Crystal Ong says:and the best authors mentoring us would ask to be mentored instead
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:yeah
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:n then we'd get a book deal
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:"THE AH LONG CHRONICLES"
Crystal Ong says:ahlongs' marders all over the world would nod and say "YARLOR" then proceed to take their sons' loan money and buy the entire series
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:yar!!!
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:n then we'd get lyk tons of endorsements lor
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:im sure thrs at least 1 of these in every major company
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:#1. sucker at maths
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:#2. ahlong (it's called the Finance Department actually)
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:#3. ah long's marder
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:#4. cross-dresser
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:#5. pig head
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:#6. compulsive pig-head soup drinker (possibly from the PSLE era)
Crystal Ong says:heyy just asking
Crystal Ong says:did u drink any pigbrain soup during PSLE?
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:no
Crystal Ong says:hmm me neither
Crystal Ong says:but i heard a lot of people drink leh
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:yeah
Crystal Ong says:(wonder where they got the brains from horrrrr)
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:AHAH
*[[Vickylicious!♥]]* says:tts y the auntie ran out n they had to hang feeshheads

HAHAHA if you can't follow this then you don't know what you're missing out on. Go check out our sixfourteenfifteen classblog =) Ahlong story episode 4 and 4.5 has already been put up.

Hello again.

I was just wondering what it'd be like if I were to die.

Cos I don't know when these ulcers will go away. They seem to be getting worse, each time I get them. These've been around for, what, about a month already. Wow.

(Ok that's partly my fault. I put the wrong medicine on them. Yes. I am retarded enough to do that. Well lets just say that these weren't exactly purebred ulcers, but they SURE LOOKED LIKE THEM OKAY.)

Dang. I endured like, a whole week of pain (the medicine hurts like........ nevermind.) for NOTHING.

And tomorrow I'm going to the hospital. (again.) Yeah, just like I did last year. Did a nice disappearing act after the first day of school. I've forgotten exactly the degree of the ulcers. Were they this bad? Or am I right, and the ulcers are getting worse each time?

I'm scared that I'm right, and each time I get the ulcers they're getting worse. Who knows if I'll survive the next round? I really don't wanna die now. I practically haven't done anything with my life yet.

I haven't received a cool award that I can brag about yet. I haven't gotten myself an official boyfriend yet. I haven't bought my own house, my own car. I haven't celebrated my 21st birthday.

And I'm really scared to die. Cos then my life will fall into a state of disrepair. Who else is gonna steal baby food from my baby nephew? And who's gonna have a crush on my crush for me? And no one's gonna train Vicy for me, or play my bon account? 1 person knows my bon account password. And he's gonna be playing his OWN account. 2 people know my maple password but they've quit. Who's gonna say hi to my trainees? Who's gonna be a flag-raising fanatic for me?

No one.

So you see, I just can't die. Not now.

But if I do die...

I want to be cremated and not buried. And I want the place where they're holding my wake to be adorned with red roses. I want to lie in my coffin looking like Helena. I hope I can have a dress like hers, and shoes too. I wish to hold a bunch of red roses. And I'd like it if all my friends were there, and I wish they'd think of me occasionally after I'm gone. Yeah. And don't cry for me. Also... if I know I'm gonna die I'll write letters to everyone I'm close to... please, please mail them out after my funeral.

Well... tomorrow I'm going to the hospital. Did I say that before? Anyway they're gonna take a whole lot of my blood again and send it for stupid tests. All of which will come back negative. I just can't believe they'd test me for an auto-immune disease lar. I mean, how stupid do I look to you? I wouldn't attack myself. (Don't count what I said about me putting the wrong medicine on just now.) Like, gawsh.

This is an OLDDDD quiz. Yanoe, the iPod shuffle one. The one where you keep clicking next on the Shuffle thingy. Yay.


1. How does the world see me?


Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year.- Fall Out Boy



WHAT?? Man that's so mean! I hate you my playlist. Evil thing. But it IS accurate lar to some extent. =P I totally sucked in P4 and P5 then did quite well for PSLE yay!!

2. Will I have a happy life?


I'm not a girl, not yet a woman.- Britney Spears

"I used to think
I had the answers to everything
But now I know
That life doesn't always
Go my way, yeah
Feels like I'm caught in the middle
That's when I realize"


OH I HATE YOU MY PLAYLIST. Aiya I suppose this means I'll have a moderately happy life.


3. What do my friends really think of me?

Thanks for the Memories. -Fall Out Boy

"They say I only think in the form of crunching numbers
In hotel rooms collecting page six lovers
Get me out of my mind and get you out of those clothes
I'm a liner away from getting you into the mood, whoa
One night and one more time
Thanks for the memories
even though they weren't so great
"He tastes like you only sweeter""

Ok, so they think I'm a maths geek who's obsessed with doing it? Or a paedophile. Yes. Thank you friends. I'm actually the Bishan Gay, didya know that?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

Welcome to the Black Parade. -My Chemical Romance

"We'll carry on, We'll carry on
And though you're dead and gone believe me
Your memory will carry on
We'll carry on
Until my heart I can't contain it
The anthem won't explain it"

So that means yes! Woohoo xD

5. How can you be happy?

London Bridge. -Fergie

"When I come to the clubs, step aside
Pop the seeds, don't be hating me in the line
V.I.P because you know I gotta shine
I'm Fergie Ferg
And me love you long time"

Well, I could be a celebrity and a V.I.P and be famous and rich so that everyone has to give in to me and I could be a spoilt brat. Yay.

6. What should I do with my life?

I don't love you. -My Chemical Romance

"Well when you go
Don't ever think I'll make you try to stay
And maybe when you get back
I'll be off to find another way"

I'll be a big boss who fires people like siao and then I'll get richer and I won't need that extra employee. Either that or I'll be a nomad.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?

Breaking up is hard to do. -Neil Sedaka

Well, duh! Let that be a lesson to you guys. NEVER, EVER, EVER try to dump your gf. Or she will make the rest of your life painful. =)

8. Will I ever have children?

Dead! -My Chemical Romance.

Well, since it starts with some drums then "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" I suppose?

9. Will I die happy?

When there was Me and You. -Gabriella

"Now I know your not a fairytale
And dreams were meant for sleeping
And wishes on a star
Just don't come true
Cause now even I tell
That I confused my feelings with the truth
Cause I liked the view
When there was me and you"

Aww!

10. What is some good advice for me?

Shut Up. -Simple Plan

THAT'S JUST EVIL. I JUST REGAINED MY ABILITY TO LISP SOME WORDS (I forgot how to talk properly) AND YOU TELL ME TO SHUT UP. THAT'S JUST... MEAN!

11. What is happiness?

My Humps. -Black Eyed Peas

Uhh no, flirting with random guys and showing off my assets isn't exactly my idea of happiness...

12. What's my favourite fetish?

The Ghost of You. -My Chemical Romance

Ok, so I look for ghosts?

13. How will I be remembered?

National Anthem

HAHA YES. The flagraising freak whose favourite song is the National Anthem. Sing it loud and proud darlings =) <33333 the state flag!! <3333 my darling trainees!! <33333333333 raising the state flag on National Day (cos I was the only other one tall enough to put the huge flag on my shoulder without it touching the floor!)

14. What is your love life like?

I Just Wanna Live. -Good Charlotte

No, I'm not being stalked by my crush!

15. What's your life motto?

Love Just Is. -Hilary Duff

Well Ok, you can't force love. And you can't explain it either. True, true.

16. What do your parents think of you?

The Real Slim Shady. -Eminem



Oh yeah. I'm the REAL SLIM SHADY. Not that elephant-rat-mouse thing Crys was playing with in Perth which caused Ms Khoo to exclaim indignantly "IT'S A RAT!"

17. What's your favourite hobby?



At the Beginning. -Anastasia



My hobby is apparently... falling in love unexpectedly. Well, what can I say?

18. What does your best friend really think of you?

Oops, I did it again. -Britney Spears

So, she thinks I break guy's hearts for nothing? THANKS ALOT!

19. What's the worst thing about you?



The Emo Song. -Adam and Andrew



I'M EMO?!?!?! AM I EMO?!?!?!

20. Describe your mind.

Hollaback Girl. -Gwen Stefani



Urmm I'm competitive? And I say alot of swear words?

21. How will you die?

4:AM forever. -Lostprophets

Well, maybe there will be this time bomb thing that will FREEZE the earth! And then it'll be 4: AM and all of us will suddenly stop dead in our tracks and stay that way FOREVER.

22. How does your crush feel about you?

Clumsy. -Fergie

"First time
That I saw your eyes
Boy you looked right through me, mmmhmm
Play it cool
But I knew you knew
That cupid hit me, mmm mmm
You got me trippin, stumbling, flippin, fumbling
Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love
You got me slippin, tumbling, sinking, fumbling
Clumsy cuz I'm fallin in love
So in love with you"

HAHA YAY!!!

23. What is your wedding going to be like?

Party Up. -Hilary Duff

Kewl! It's gonna be a nice party and I'll be happy and partying away yay!

24. What about your honeymoon?

Make Damn Sure. -Taking Back Sunday

Ok that sounds... okayish. So we'll basically spend all our time together! Yay!

25. Describe the last day of your life.

This Love. -Maroon 5

Okay... so my lover will have a tearful goodbye with me. Is that what the song's about? I forgot ler. =P

26. Why does life suck?

I've got all this ringing in my ears and none on my fingers. -Fall Out Boy

Cos our ears ring and that makes life very noisy. Yes.

27. Why does life rule?

Beautiful Soul. -Jesse McCartney

Cos we'll eventually someone who'll love us for who we are, and not just who we pretend to be on the surface.

28. What will you be famous for?

Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous. -Good Charlotte

I'll be RICH. Very very very RICH!

29. What's the craziest thing you'll ever do?

Mama -My Chemical Romance

I'll go to war and abandon my mother?!?! NO WAY I'D NEVER DO THAT!!

30. Will you achieve your goals?

Hold On -Good Charlotte

Well, if I hold on I will =) Either that or "I'm sorry, the person you're trying to get to now is not availible, please hold on!" I'll spend my whole life on hold on a telephone call and I'll never get anything done anyway.

32. And your party life?

The (After) life of the party. -Fall Out Boy

I'll be so popular so everyone will want me to stay behind and chat after the party offically ends?

33. Overall, will you be happy?

A Spoonful of Sugar. -The Sherman Brothers

It's such a gay song so I guess that means yes.

A quiz stolen from Crystal.

1. Full name: Yeow Pei Zhuang
Contrary to popular belief, (practiced especially by Mavis and her cronies) it is not spelt Yeow Pei Zhang.

2. Nicknames: Vic, Vicky, ChilliOilWoman (If you call me this I will make sure you never live to see your next birthday though), Peipei (only for family members and people I allow... which probably doesn't include you.)

3. Birthday: 27 March.

4. Place of birth: Singapore.

5. Chinese calendar animal: Puppy!

6. Male or female: Female

7. Grade: Sec 1

8. School: I'm a part time PUSSian (Pulau Ubin Secondary School-ian) and part time RGSian.

9. Occupation: Student. Hobo. Professional Star Folder. Possibly someone's crush (Although highly unlikely). Daydreamer. Ex-Supervisory Prefect. Ex-Vicehead wannabe. Ex-GEPer. (Hey, but once a RosythGEPer ALWAYS a RosythGEPer) Classchair of 1/11 RGS. Rosyth Valedictorian '06.

10. Residence: Near Rosyth.

11. MSN screen name: *[[Vickylicious!♥]]*

YOUR APPEARANCE
12. Hair color: Used-to-be-jet-black-but-now-due-to-being-bleached-in-the-sun-dark-dark-dark brown.

13. Hair length: Reasonably long.

14. Eye color: Blackish-DarkBrownish.

15. Weight: 49kg the last time I checked but should be around 47-45kg now.

16. Height: 166.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333.... kidding. 166.2cm. Or 1.662m.

17. Braces: Nopeee.

18. Glasses: Green rimless.

19. Piercings: In my ear.

20. Tattoos: No.

21. Righty or lefty: Righty.

YOUR "FIRSTS"

22. First best friend: That Natalie Yeo person who went to Nanyang.

23. First award: Wah piang how you want me to remember so far back?? Lets make it my FAVOURITE award: My supervisory prefect plaque from ROSYTH!!

24. First sport: I don't do sports.

25. First pet: A rabbit called Snowball.

26. First real vacation: Jarkata, to visit my dad.

27. First concert: My K2 Graduation concert

FAVOURITES

29. Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean 3, Just Follow Law, Epic Movie, Scary Movie 4

30. TV Programme: Goong. (Where the commoner's grandfather did something for the king and they got married. xD)

31. Color: Purple. Blue

32. Rapper: Fergie

33. Band: My Chemical Romance. Fall Out Boy.

34. Songs: Dead!. Helena. Basically almost my whole iTunes playlist.

35. Friends: Crys. Rach. Jingyi. Yingxin. Tessa. Wesley. Joshua Ng. Yanlun. Aiya I got alot of friends lar!

35 1/2: Best friend: Crys. Wes. Rach.

36. Chocolate: ALL CHOCOLATE.

37. Sport to play: Floorball I guess. (GO KOVAN!!)

38. Sweet: I don't really eat sweets that much.

39. Brand: Billabong. Roxy. OP. etc etc.

40. Store: Depends.

41. School subject: Maths, but I hate the teacher. Chinese cos I love my old teachers. English cos I love Mrs Toh. Lit cos I love Mrs Loh. SS cos I love Mrs Koh. Science cos... dunno.

42. Animal: Anything cute and cuddly!!!

43. Book: Chick Lit, duh. =)

44. Magazine: Teenage

45. Shoes: Sandals.

CURRENTLY

46. Feeling: Sian.

47. Single or taken: Taken?

48. Have a crush: Yes.

49. Eating: My fat. No I'm kidding I haven't eating willingly for a few weeks now.

50. Drinking: JUICE! This is the 4th bottle in 5 days, I think.

51. Typing: Quiz answers. And also arguing with Josh Ng.

52. Online: 14 people.

53. Listening: Helena- My Chemical Romance.

54. Thinking about: Revenge. And who the **** could have leaked the damn info.

55. Wanting: Money. Lots of it so I can go on a shopping spree. And...

56. Watching: nothing.

57. Wearing: A pink Tshirt that says something like "Seize the Bird" (Did I read properly?!) And HangTen Jeans.

YOUR FUTURE

58. Want kids: Yeah.

59. Want to be married: Mmhmm.

60. Careers in mind: The CEO of PWC. The CEO of MacKenzie. Hobo. Rosyth Valedictorian '06. Head Prefect. Someone's wife. (But not a housewife. Nope. Too boring.)

61. Where do you want to live: In a cool huge modern house with loads of space to park my cars.

ARROWS
1. Free for all.

----ENDOFQUIZ------

Haha I shall steal this quiz from Yingxin.

Name 20 ppl you can think of right now at the top of your head.
1. Crystal
2. Jingyi
3. Rachel
4. Yingxin
5. Tessa Lim
6. Wendy
7. Yanlun
8. Wesley
9. Joel -.-
10. Edward
11. Volcanoman
12. Mrs Toh
13. Josie
14. Eugenia (my trainee that one)
15. Nicole Tan
16. Nicholas Koh
17. Vernetta
18. Weiying
19. Jiarong
20. Joshua Ng

1. How did you meet 14?
SHE'S MY DARLING TRAINEE WOOHOO!!! <333

2.What would you do if you will never meet 1 again?
I guess I'd have to find myself a new bestfriend =(

3.What would you do if 20 and 9 dated?
Ooh. Joshua Ng and Joel. I'd laugh. HARD.

*question 4 seems to be missing*

5.Would 6 and 17 make a good couple?
Wendy and Vernetta. Umm dunno. They're not in the same school anymore and there's a 2 year age gap anyway.

6. Describe 3.
Crazy. Weird. Laughs very loudly and at everything. Edward's GF.

7. Do you think 8 is attractive?
Oh shit. Uhh... no comment.

8.Tell me about 7.
Haha I'm supposed to be helping him in Jap now. He's in my Jap class and he copies my homework.

9. Do you know any of 12's family?
She has a husband and a kid, but that's all I know.

10. Whose 8's favourite person?
Oh SHIT. Uhh... Dunno. Who IS it btw?

11. What will you do if 18 just confessed he/she likes you?
Weiying, you're not les right?

12. What language does 15 speak?
To the best of my knowledge, English and Chinese.

13. Who is 9 going out with?
I'm quite sure it's nobody I know.

14. How old is 16?
11 this year.

15. When's the last time you talked to 13?
A long time ago. I don't talk to Josie. I insult Josie cos I don't like him.

16. What's 2 favourite band/singer?
Fall out Boy?

17.How's 4 like?
Nice!

18.Would you ever date 7?
Uhh dunno. Depends? Although currently the odds are of me not.

19.Is 15 single?
I should think so.

20.Whats 10's last name?
Tan.

21. Ever have a serious relationship with 11?
NO. NOT ON YOUR LIFE.

22.What school does 3 goes to?
RGS. But an exRosythian like ME!

23. Where does 6 live?
Serangoon, I think.

24.What's your favourite thing about 5?
She's nice and funny! And she helped me guard the toilets last year =)

25. Have you seen 1 naked?
NO.

I wish I were back in Rosyth again.

Haha the class outing just made me realise how much I really wanna be back in Rosyth. Except without the losers lar. Eh but actually right wouldn't really mind having them around that much... at least then got people to slam =)

Heh I know I'm super mean but whatever.

Damn why does IP only have to start in Secondary school??? That is like what, the crappiest thing I ever heard of. (Apart from Justin) IN MY OPINION,

We should have IP starting from primary school lor. Like instead of the GE test putting us into just GEP we should have it like a sort of GEP-IP. Which grants us education from P4-JC2! Wouldn't that be so cool? And then from Rosyth School we just go straight to Rosyth Secondary School/Pulau Ubin Secondary School (whichever you choose to call it ><) then to Rosyth JC or Pulau Ubin JC lor. HAHA STILL RJC WHAT. (PUJC doesn't sound that nice. Like RJC we call it RJ... then PUJC become PUJ... lols.)

That's like so much better right??? Then no need to split up and go to random schools... like see now half our batch is in HCI/NY and the other half in RGS/RI and then a few in other schools... so sad lar. And then since HCI/NY and RGS/RI are rival schools its like even worse.

And I dowana become les. =( And I'm sure alot of my other fellow exRosythian girls wouldn't want to either right... Haha the boys I bet they don't care if they become gay or not I think they're ENJOYING it =) Seeing as half (or maybe more than half) were already GAY in the first place. Oh I could so name a few. Like like like Josie and his jie mei gang =)

PLUS I MISS FLAG RAISING. Waaaah I wish I could raise the flag again. (Oh darn I'm whining about that again but heck whocares) AND I MISS MY TRAINEES. Even the P5 ones who almost made me kill myself over them. (Sorry... I mean I was STRESSED ok... 3 weeks left to train all of you people and then half of you also dowana learn in the first place...) I miss screaming at little P2 kiddies. =D

HAHA CRYS AND I KNOW YOU MISS ANGIE LEONG. I KNOW YOU MISS HER WAHAHAAHAHHA. Hmm yes I miss P2 LSP, even though it was in P5. The second part of the year was funner, when I begged Guolaoshi to let me stay on. =)

I miss Mrs Toh so much... I wish she was still my English teacher. WHICHEVER YEAR GOT MRS TOH THIS YEAR YOU BETTER BE NICE TO HER OKAY? She totally RAWKED as our form teacher... plus she was so nice lor. Rarely ever scolded us. And she wasn't mean at all. We <33333 Mrs Toh!!! She was also funny haha and especially during the PSLE period... she was really really really so nice. I also remember how, when we were preparing the script for the Perth trip, she told us a story of her own... which had no relation to the script at all. And how she didn't get mad at me when I forgot to attach the pictures she was supposed to print out for us... twice =P

And Mrs Tong was super cool too. She was really nice and funny... and she actually CARED about us. And she never showed favouritsm. So I never felt exceedingly stupid and unwanted in her class. I bet no one ever did lor. <333 Mrs Tong!!!

Ms Khoo!!! Ms Khoo got alot nicer in P6 and she was really funny during the Perth trip. Even though she didn't believe that Room 102 was haunted. Too bad she's now in MOE... doing something... don't know what.

HULAOSHI!!!!!! Haha the mulaohu. But we still <3333 hulaoshi right? Haha she was nice and funny (really really funny!!) to us and even though she scolded us alot she was still NICE. I still remember how one of her favourite phrases was "lao hu bu fa wei, dang wo shi bing mao" Haha she'd use that on us almost everytime we kenaed scolding. And she totally helped improve my Chinese!! (and made me realise that I'd been writing ran2 wrongly all the time. ran as in guo ran, dang ran, etc)

WULAOSHI!!!!! The really super duper nicest Chinese teacher ever!!!!!!!! She never ever scolded us haha and was always joking with us. I remember once right, she was teaching us the phrase "jiu wo" or dimples, and she wanted to demonstrate to us what dimples were, so she asked Xuanxuan (I think) to run to 514 and ask Joshua Ng to come over >< And then when Joshua Ng came she was all "YONG ZHI! NI WEI SHEN ME MEI YOU JIAO GONG KE?" And then he was giving her this confused-blur smile and then she told him to go over to her and then she made him face us and told us "zhe xie jiu shi jiu wo." and then she sent Joshua Ng back to class. I dunno if he ever realised what happened xD <3333333 wulaoshi!!!!

MRS KOH!!! The great SS teacher =) I used to hate SS until P6 when she became nice. Woohoo go Mrs Koh!!!

Oh oh oh and PERTH TRIP. That was super funnnn. Even though room102 was haunted and all. xD Oh but the ghost stayed with us forever. Or at least its memory will. Like last time at Wesley's party the boys were like playing with the wooden blocks thing and Josie was being lame and all "WHOOPS my bottle slipped" and trying to knock down the... structures. And then the door next to them suddenly quivered and MOVED. But there was no one outside! So Crys and I were like all "Uh oh it's the Room 102 ghost!"

(Speaking of Wesley's party, Josie has got NO fashion sense. He was wearing an oversized football shirt and shorts. They looked reasonably ok. Then he went outside, and came back in with the shirt TUCKED IN. TUCKED IN!!!! And his pants were really high. HAHAHAHAHA AND HE COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING AT HIM!!!!!!!!!)

I miss Rosyth.

WE NEED ANOTHER GATHERING. AND FAST.

heeeh!!!

Vicky is sick.

(Again.)

Vicky cannot talk properly anymore. When she talks it sounds like "Hellosh. I'msh Vickish." With that stupid "sh" sound behind. And Vicky does not like it. She wants to talk normally.

But she cannot. Poor Vicky.

Why is Vicky referring to herself in the 3rd person? Vicky doesn't know. She mumbles something like "Feelsh likesh itsh." Translated from Ulcerglish to English thats "Feel like it." At least she thinks it is.

Vicky is also pissed. But Vicky will not say why.

Vicky wants her beret back by the way.

Poor Vicky just realised she ran out of star paper. And she forgot to buy more just now went she went out. Now she doesn't wanna go out anymore because she feels sick again. Darn. Just when she was feeling a bit better.

Vicky is a bit happier now because her beret went on strike. "Goodsh for yoush beret." Yay she's talking a little clearer now. But she still sounds spastic. Blearghsh. Vicky doesn't like sounding spastic. Because she cannot talk. When she talks people look at her and go "huh?" and that is NOT nice. That is not a nice thing to do at all. So Vicky doesn't talk. Therefore, people think she's being
#1 weird
#2 spastic
#3 just plain rebellious
#4 dumb. (in both senses of the word)
#5 irritating for the fun of it.

None of which are very nice options.

Vicky is on the verge of slapping somebody. She suggests that the person whom she's gonna slap (oh you know who you are) doesn't stick around to see who it is. Even though Vicky can't talk properly she CAN if she wants to. Oh and she can still shout.

Vicky's fever is back and it hurts.

Vicky's gonna kill herself now. She says to say byebye.

Byebye.

WHEEEEEEE~

unbelievable.

BUT ITS TRUE.

WAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Take that my enemies. TAKE THAT EUGENIA TAY. (lols if the other Eugenia [my darling trainee <333] is reading this hahaha its not you) NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH.

Ok that was evil but STILL.

WOOOH~ just wanna keep jumping around and around and around =)

Sad thing is I can't exactly post here what it is. =(

But I promise I will. Soon. On 21st August I swear I will. Even if I'm deadbeat tired or whatever I'll still save that IOTA of strength to postttttt. Ahahahahahaha.

Woohoo.

Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo!!!!

Let's show of my collection of nice dps =)



Emily the strange =))) Wahaha Rach likes this so I sent it to her =)


Helena dancing!! I want to learn her dance..


Pretty shoes... prettyprettyprettyprettypretty... I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANT.


Heh just some random MCR thing.

I've decided that when I die, I want Helena to be played at my funeral.

It sure beats the "Haha you're dead" which I thought of last time.

I want to be Helena.

She's super pretty for a dead person lar. And I like her skin tone. Somehow I just can't get mine to that shade. Although I really really really like it. Maybe if I stay home for the next five hundred years I could get something like that. Too bad I can't. How about if I lock myself in my room and turn of the light and close the curtains and the tinted windows for the rest of the holiday? Ooh and when I go to the class reunion thing at the beach (gasp! The sun's rays!) I could slather sunblock on myself so that I end up looking like Jonny did in Perth xD (The wayang artiste!)

I want to dance like Helena. Or rather, I want her dance shoes. My dance shoes are pink. And they are very worn out. Not because I've had them for very long or anything but because... I dunno. My classmates' ones aren't as worn out as mine, are they? Heh but I still love my shoes. They're very fun to walk around the house in. And I have two pairs =) Wee so happy.

Well anyway I like Helena's shoes. They're black. And they have ribbons! Like the ones I use for exams and when I'm feeling unlazy/happy. Plus, they're NEW. New and shiny and beautiful. Ohmygawsh they're so prettyprettypretty!!!!

Santa Claus, pleasepleasepleaseplease bring me Helena's shoes for Christmas!

Her dress is super nice also. I LIKE IT SIA.

Wahhh help I want to be Helena.

Oh shit. Shit shit shit. I did so badly for my theory. I got 85. For Grade 6. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Slap me somebody. I missed Distinction by 5 marks. 5 whole marks. Whyyyyyyyyyy. I'm so sad with myself this is the FIRST time I've ever gotten Merit for theory........................................... Waaaaaah. T.T I'm gonna cryyyyyyyyyyyy.

Now I'm off to cry and also stare at Helena's shoes and dress.

"HOW COULD YOU DO THIS DO ME?" She felt like screaming. But she decided against it, although she was soon to regret it.

Just because his school was next to a girls' school didn't give him the right to stare at the girls. But he apparently thought it did.

Her school was pretty near a boys' school. And the boys there were of rather stare-able quality. The girls' school didn't even HAVE a decent uniform. Maybe that was the deciding factor. Maybe all he was after all was just a freaking biantai and she never knew. For all she knew, he might have a fetish for armpits or whatever. Like that Norman person from the Princess Diaries, who had a fetish for bare feet or something. But anyway, she hardly ever stared at the guys. In fact, she never STARED at all.

From the time she started to like him, she'd only stared at one guy. ONE. ONE MISERABLE GUY. And that was also partly because she was trying to remember if she'd seen his face before. In fact, she found it hard to remember what he looked like now.

When she tried to recall a face the only one that appeared was his. Damn. "I don't wanna think of it anymore." she thought, but was unable to wipe the image from her mind.

She really didn't expect him to do this. He was the LAST PERSON she'd ever thought would have done this to her. After all that she'd DONE... she really regretted it. Why was she so stupid to think that she'd be the only one for him? Well, she was wrong. Painfully wrong. She shouldn't have stayed back that day. She should just have gone home. Why didn't she do what her best friend said? What was WRONG with her??

She wished so badly to skin him. His stupid excuses and everything he said just started to make her so pissed off. She wished she'd never started talking to him that day. But it was far too late to take everything back. His words would always be imprinted in her mind. She knew she'd never forget them.

But yet she didn't want to skin him. Because she remembered a time when she didn't yet know he had done this. But it was slowly fading. Anger was taking over.

He told her he didn't want her to stare at boys. So she didn't. She tried her best not to, it was hard. And then she found out he was staring at girls. He called it looking only, but a rose by any other name is still a rose. Except roses are pretty. This was anything but pretty. Looking and rating too!

He called it "boy instinct". He said that if she didn't like him doing it, he'd try to control his instinct or whatever. The way he said it made it sound like a terrible thing, as if she had told him to give her the Sun, the Moon and all the stars. She had controlled her instinct. Although it was tough, she kept reminding herself that she didn't want to lose him. But she guessed he didn't care enough about losing her to do that. She wondered if she meant anything to him. Or if those sweet nothings were really sweet nothings and not, as she had hoped, sweet somethings.

But she's since accepted the fact that he could dump her anytime for another girl. And suprisingly, she doesn't care. Since she can't do anything to stop this, why should she burden herself with it? It doesn't change the hurt though. Neither does it lessen the pain. But it's consolation, although sparse. As the proverb goes, a drowning man will clutch at straws. And these "straws" are the only thing that could help sustain her for longer, although the impending death is not avoidable.

Hey all you goobers, it's time to say HOWDY to your favourite undersea peanut, GOOFY GOOBER!

Ok nevermind I'm feeling retarded.

Holiday homework piling up yay but I'm not in the mood to start it yet. Maybe I'll start on Wednesday. 2 more days of rest. GO VICTORIA YOU CAN DO IT!! JIAYOU!

I am such a generous gift-giver, yes?

I got the most wonderful present for Josie. Even though I hate him and all. See I'm so nice =)

I GOT JOSIE...

A wonderful piece of tangled string stained a "vicious emerald green" from a squished snail.

The thread came from a squished snail.

Didya know that if you press a snail hard enough and squish it, a spool of thread will spurt out?

Isn't that such a nice piece of general knowledge to have!

AND GIRLS CAN PLAY SOCCER IF THEY WANT OKAYYYYY.

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR.

Victoria has a healthy imagination and displays a fair amount of trust. She lets new people into her circle of friends. She uses her imagination to understand new ideas, things, and people.
Victoria is a practical person whose goals are planned, practical, and down to earth. This is typical of people with normal healthy self-esteem. She needs to visualize the end of a project before she starts. She finds joy in anticipation and planning. Notice that I said she plans everything she is going to do, that doesn't necessarily mean things go as planned. Victoria basically feels good about herself. She has a positive self-esteem which contributes to her success. She feels she has the ability to achieve anything she sets her mind to. However, she sets her goals using practicality-- not too "out of reach". She has enough self-confidence to leave a bad situation, yet, she will not take great risks, as they relate to her goals. A good esteem is one key to a happy life. Although there is room for improvement in the confidence catagery, her self-perception is better than average.
Victoria is a cumulative and procedural thinker. She likes to have all the facts before making a decision. She thinks or creates much like a brick mason, stacking fact upon fact. Her thought pattern or the conclusion will not be complete until the last fact is in place. Like that brick wall, Victoria learns faster through visual demonstration than through quick verbal instructions. Once she has learned new material, and understood it, she won't forget. Victoria is a methodical thinker, therefore she is able to build things and come up with new ideas. In an argument, she often loses to rapid thinking people because she is thinking thirty minutes later about what she should have said. These people often are very booksmart, but can be out-gunned in a rapid fire verbal debate. She may learn new ideas at a slower pace than other "less detailed" people, but once she gets it, she can handle repetition. Some people hate jobs with too much repetition, she can handle it better than most.
Victoria will be candid and direct when expressing her opinion. She will tell them what she thinks if they ask for it, whether they like it or not. So, if they don't really want her opinion, don't ask for it!
Victoria uses judgment to make decisions. She is ruled by her head, not her heart. She is a cool, collected person who is usually unexpressive emotionally. Some may see her as unemotional. She does have emotions but has no need to express them. She is withdrawn into herself and enjoys being alone. The circumstances when Victoria does express emotions include: extreme anger, extreme passion, and tremendous stress. If someone gets her mad enough to tell her off, she will not be sorry about it later. She puts a mark in her mind when someone angers her. She keeps track of these marks and when she hits that last mark she will let them know they have gone too far. She is ruled somewhat by self-interest. All her conclusions are made without outside emotional influence. She is very level-headed and will remain calm in an emergency situation. In a situation where other people might get hysterical, she has poise. Victoria will work more efficiently if given space and time to be alone. She would rather not be surrounded by people constantly. In a relationship, she will show her love by the things she does rather than by the things she says. Saying "I love you" is not a needed routine because she feels her mate should already know. The only exception to this is if she has logically concluded that it is best for her mate to hear her express her love verbally. Victoria is not subject to emotional appeals. If someone is selling a product to her, they will need to present only the facts. They should present them from a standpoint of her sound judgment. She will not be taken in by an emotional story about someone else. She will meet emergencies without getting hysterical and she will always ask "Is this best for me?"
Victoria tends to write a bit smaller than the average person. When a person's letters are small and tiny, this indicates an ability to focus and concentrate. This character trait is a huge asset in careers like math, science, race car driving, and flying planes. However, if Victoria writes tiny all of the time, she will also display characteristics of someone who is socially introverted. Victoria will often sit on the sideline and watch others get the attention at parties. She might be willing to open up and be warm, but only in small groups or a select group of people. When she is busy working on a project, it is common for all other noises and distractions to just fade away and her ability to focus is incredible. When she says she didn't hear you... really, she didn't hear you.

LOLS! Hah can't believe they could talk so much just by ANALYSING MY HANDWRITING.
(My handwriting isn't just a BIT smaller. If the "HANDWRITING IS TOO SMALL" scrawled on top of my lit paper says anything of any significance.)

GRAWR. Today was NOT a good day.

First of all. I woke up. Yeah that in itself is a bad thing. Seriously, who WANTS to wake up on holidays?

And then it started raining. HEAVILY. So I had to run around the whole house and close all the windows. As soon as I finished closing them all, THE RAIN FREAKING STOPPED.

IT STOPPED, I TELLYA. IT STOPPED!!!!

Oh now I'm gonna rant.

I can SO dance as well as, if not better than, you. It's not like YOU'VE ever seen me dance before right? SO DON'T GO AROUND ACTING LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYBODY IN EVERYTHING OK? COS YOU ARE SO NOT.
I'VE DANCED FOR LIKE, WHAT, 5 YEARS. 5 YEARS!!! Once a week, 1.5 hours each time. Including stretching and strengthening exercises. And for like, 2 years, I took extra lessons immediately after my MAIN lesson. So that's like, 3 hours of dance. It's not TUITION. ITS EXTRA DANCE LESSONS. AND IT INCLUDED HOLIDAYS OKAYYYY.
I BET YOU CAN'T DO AN ARABESQUE AS WELL AS I CAN. JUST COS YOU'VE GONE THROUGH THE STUPID DANCE MODULE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE THE QUEEN OF DANCE OR WHATEVER OKAY?
SHUT UP.






And it's not like you sing very well either.