Victoria
Bet you thought this was going to be witty. But in the interest of Internet safety and all that jazz,
I shall refrain from divulging highly sensitive information, including
age, telephone number, and weight. I guess a name is ok though; how else
will you know it's me? (But seriously, kids, don't talk to strange old men on the Internet)
I do adore owls though. But you already knew that so I guess that's ok too.
Haha anyway today DENISE AND I PASSED BADMINTON YAYY! We managed to hit quite a lot over to each other, so I'M SO PROUD OF US MY SWEET! And Mrs Wee didn't kill me for playing in pinafore heh.
Then I went for recess with *, and then we got stopped by Mrs Tay heh. Hmm. I asked her if people can join shooting as second CCAs, and she said that it should be okay if someone quits ._. She said to ask her at the end of the year yay. I need a second CCA badly D:
Aesthetics was random, we made apple crumble which crumbled extremely easily. We discussed who was going to cook tomorrow, and when Denise volunteered everyone screamed, "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!" LOL.
Science was slacky again, so I went to get a thermometer from the lab. * was being evil again and grabbed my thermometer and refused to give it back. =((( So I threatened to shoot her if she didn't give it back, but apparently you should never threaten a shooter with that. She kept laughing at me D: After that I learnt alot about shooters. 1. All shooters know each other. 2. Shooting crap costs about $2k. 3. It is not good to put on all the crap and forget your gun. 4. The inside of Denise's equipment bag smells weird. I think there were more, but I forgot.
EXCO ELECTIONS! Vice chair 09, I think =) EXCO stayed behind to tally votes, so we KNOW EVERYTHING HEH HEH HEH. Boon Hwee knows the most though, as the chair. Tallying the votes was extremely fun OMG. We were running all over the place and counting votes, and laughing at the random crazy votes. XX had imba votes though, we were tallying them like mad. Some people voted Rachel P. as Sec 3 vicechair though ._. I think there were alot of people who just voted randomly though, I got voted for secretary and treasurer tons of times. Crys too.
Anyway today I am happeh =D
[EDIT] OMG YAY THIS IS EVEN BETTER: Haoyang just got Patapon on his PSP and will hopefully let me play it after a minimal amount of wheedling. Sheesh if only _________ and _______, then... oh gah.
Okay I'm kinda lazy to type this out, so maybe I'll just copy and paste.
Or maybe not, because it's bloody spammage.
So anyway here's the story cut short: HCI drama needs people to help them with some play thing so Werty asked me to help them, because NY all dao them. So since I'm nolife I said okay yeah can. But Mrs Hoo disapproves (or maybe it's Mrs STan :O) because she apparently thinks that I'm so guy deprived that I will pounce on the Drama people as soon as I see them, without considering that ALL ARTS GUYS ARE GAY, ANYWAY. WTF?
Now I have to go back to my nolife state of algae on a rock.
SHEESH, IT'S NOT LIKE I EVEN NEED THE LEAPS REALLY URGENTLY! I mean like if I were some imba badattitude slacker (fine so my Chinese teacher thinks I am, but I'm not, really.) who slacked through 3 and a half years of school and now need the LEAPS to save my ass from being rejected from all JCs, then maybe it seems freakingly shameless and despo, in a ling-shi-bao-fo-jiao kind of way. BUT I'M NOT! I'm just a nice little Sec 2 who's faithfully done CIP like selling crap for Gaybunnies, and helped out in ripping and arranging (in numerical order, no less!) Angklung tickets. I have done almost all my functions, I'm in EXCO, I've not slacked off CCA sessions (um, heh.) and I represented RGS at the AVS. I HAVE ALL THE LEAPS I NEED!
So I've got OM withdrawal yes, so I wanna act yes, so I miss performing and rehearsing and wearing lameshit costumes yes, so I wanna help people who apparently need it yes, so I want it yes.
So much for preaching about helping others in need and stuff.
OMG unless the teachers have been spreading propaganda about this affecting my ailing studies or decreasing my CCA participation and other random crap. Ew ew ew ew ew my studies are fine, at least I still pay attention in class lar WTH. Decreasing CCA participation?
Well maybe they should check what CCA I'm in before assuming that I'm going to miss lots of CCA stuff because of this. HAH!
PROPAGANDA: *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: i feel like just hecking sch already Wesley Leong says: grayte Wesley Leong says: that the spirit *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: yeah *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: myabe i should just quit school and work in macs for the rest of my life Wesley Leong says: greater idea
I will do Cheena homework in a while, I swear. Best not to let tanglaoshi have an extra opportunity to scold me ._.
Anyway the show just gets more and more unrealistic by the day. They haven't attacked Mr Child Hacker though, but they have attacked some neighbouring countries. For the first one, they just charge in and then charge out, despite numerous archers raining arrows down on them (hello, at least one should hit right?). So they break open the gate and they run in. Some random Olympic javelin thrower throws this spear with their flag wrapped around it, and it spears the wall and the flag unrolls down nicely and sways majestically in the wind. (This time not so cool lar. Last time got spear people to the wall by their shoulder. Phayle.)
After the spear hits the wall, the country is considered their territory and then they just ride out the other end of the city and continue attacking the next city. Oh yey.
And of course, the conquerors sustain zero injuries ._.
Oh deliver me from the horrors of wasting my life away listening to Dani California on repeat and getting suanned by people for just asking a well-meaning question. Give me a magic charm so that I will not get scolded by my Chinese teacher for doing my homework conscientiously. Help me carry tons of AV shirts to school tomorrow and not die. Help me survive AV elections, and please let me be vice chair.
I have no idea why this sounds so much like a prayer ._.
I need to fill up my life, just merely having 3rd lang twice a week is getting too slacky for my taste. I mean yes there's AV (wooo lifesaver) but that's only during curriculum time, except for functions. Can't stand concerts though. So thank goodness for __________________.
I would eat, but I can't.
I would do my yuedubaogao, but I'm pissed at the injustice of it all and am thus procrastinating.
Today was super funny lar during archery. Pearly wanted to find out the name of this random guy over in the competition shooters' section. So when he walked over to get a drink she pushed me over to ask his name, so I did. And then I called Aden (that cute little kid) over and asked him, "Hey you're a competition shooter right?" Him: "Uhm yeah." Me: "Do you want to help us? =D" Him: "Help what?" Me: "Go to that guy with the green hat over there and ask him his school and level."
So we found out that he's a Victorian (._.) and 14. Pearly thinks he's Sec 3, but I think he's just an imbatall Sec2 (I mean, when you know people like Joshng, you get pretty skeptical about height) and so we wanted to sabo Harry to go find out. Harry dao us so we asked Joshua (the other cute little kid) who didn't dare o.O But then by that time everyone was pretty interested in harrassing that green hat guy, so Kai Hui (whose brother is a competition shooter) went over to ask her brother, who didn't know.
Then our coach came over to ask why we were laughing, and Pearly told her. She was all, "Wah okay I help you go ask yay!" and then shouted across the field: "EH! GREEN HAT GUY!" before going over to ask him all the questions. And she came back and told Pearly provocatively: "Ni qing wo he shui wo gao shu ni =D"
LOLOL poor Green Hat Guy. Hehehe.
After that we went to visit my grandma in TTSH. I used to hate the TTSH lifts, because apparently all the people at TTSH failed Maths. The lift buttons are labelled 1, 2, (3 is missing), 4 STAFF ACCESS ONLY, 5, (6 is scratched off), 7... So since I'm OCD I can't bloody stand them. But today I took the other lift and OMG YAY 3 is Operating Theatre and 6 is HDU/ICU. Wooo I now know alot about alot of hospitals. Which may or may not be a good thing, depending. ._.
Apparently it's trouble in paradise for Justin, judging from his PMs lately. I would feel sorry for him, but then again all that romantic shit he's been spouting left right centre (on his blog and PMs, I rarely ever talk to him now sheesh) was really starting to piss me off. And I still nurse a small grudge against him lol. I would niao him, but the song he quoted... Therefore I'm just daoing him.
You've never seen the Korean show at 7:30pm on weekends. OMGG THAT SHOW IS STUFFED TO THE BRIM WITH HACKERS AND BOTTERS AND ACERS AND CHEAT CODES, AND THEN SOME MORE.
I watched it again today and once I again I had that nagging suspicion that I was actually watching a computer game. I get the same effects whenever I watch Sion play DotA or Gundam Seed.
Okay so basically, Bae Yong Jun wants to go to war against this country with a 10 year old governer (o.O Children nowadays, tsk tsk.) so that they can conquer the port and have a navy like Singapore's optical illusioned one. So yey let's all get armours that cannot be pierced by normal arrows woooo (cheat codes, see?) and sneakily go to fight them. Muahahaha they sure kena own.
Then again, how sneaky can you get when you go thundering to their gate with tons of horses, canons, soldiers and other random weapons?
So after that, random wise looking old guy with long white beard goes up to BYJ and says: "Eh. You be careful arh I heard that 10yearoldgoverner is a hacker." The shot then pans to this battle scene with a voiceover:
"Every time he goes into battle, he will charge into it himself." *Scene shows a masked person (LOL masked rider ryuki) on a horse, charging into battle.* "All the other warriors watch from a distance." *Enemies go "YAAAAA" and charge at him while the other people sit there and examine their nails or stone.* "But it's because they don't wanna get killed accidentally."
Oh then this is where it gets exciting. The masked rider guy takes up his sword, starts swinging it around his head in a circle without saying anything, and then this trail of blue light goes swooshing around with the sword so that it looks like some kind of radar. And then as all the enemies scream "YAAAAAAAAA" and charge at him, the blue light goes WHOOMPH and weee Hiroshima nuclear everyone dies. It looks like some kind of nuclear aftershock, really, except without the mushroom cloud. Graphics look like something out of Cabal/WoW. I bet the masked rider is a blader. Or a force blader. Or whatever it is that has damn flashy attack skills. So ziao everyone dies wheeee. Looks like imba MP spammage though.
Kids these days are not being challenged enough at school, which is why they resort to playing comgames. Kids these days are not being challenged enough in playing comgames, which is why they resort to hacking comgames. Kids these days are not being challenged enough in hacking comgames, which is why they result in hacking dramaserials.
If you were wondering, yes, that's the twirling superhanky show.
OMGWTF Channel U News: Some random guy ate 20m worth of some digusting prickly vegetables within one hour, in some veggie eating competition. I always thought that pork pies and stuff like that were the main... medium of such competitions. I didn't know you could use weird veggies too. Anyway that guy washed down all the disgusting veggies with beer, loads and loads of it. All that turned his tongue black. He's probably gonna die of veggie poisoning (LOL more cancer) soon.
Sorry yes I know I'm stupid, or rather, extremely used to stuff. Like when the escalators all changed direction at J8 I couldn't find my way to MOELC. Or maybe I was just lazy heh. But then yesterday because I wasn't sitting in the last row, I couldn't do my work properly and thus epicphayle wooo.
O.O. Did the dingo eat my writing? sigh is such an amusing piece. It's that "The cake is a lie" one ahahahhaha. Joanne Lee plays WoW? But anyway it was quite informative too, because I learnt for once what O.O really means. It means... it means... I forgot. Whatever.
Eeee Bae Yong Jun not hot o.O Or maybe I just have really weird taste. But he's so ewww! Aunty killer o.O
Hmm I shall reply Anabelle's tag(s). Anabelle; HEHE thanks =D But I'm still super slow and OCDish ahaha! I don't practise eheh cos everyone hates coiling wires. (Which is what you have Sec 1s for!) Nono I'm just kidding usually everyone just pushes it around hehh. The last one to put down has to coil =) Yepp AV my core <3 Slackyslacky, which is why I nolife yay! Sorry if you think my blog is scary, but thanks for saying that I'm really kind in real life! =D
Woahwoah I think everytime I reply tags on my blog I often end up ranting.
Okay nevermind I reply JY's one also. JY; BUT YOU LOOK SHO CUUUUUTE HAHAHAHAHAHA! And everyone's belt is so high omg omg omg we are so nerdy and guai looking. Everyone looks SO DIFFERENT HAH!
Some stupid little kiddy tried to act pro and decided to take my seat in abacus class today. I'm pissed because I ALWAYS sit in the corner seat in the last row and dao. The back row is reserved solely for *ahem ahem* PRO people who don't all use huge books and don't have to go running to the teacher to cry and insist that you can't do every other question. So this little kid act pro lar go sit in the back WTH LAR! Want sit in the back also nonid take MY seat right?! I was exceptionally dao in class today and turned around periodically to glare at the little kid. She better not take my seat again.
And then I emo because I won't ever get nominated for whatever Raffles CCA Awards thing, because what competitions are there for AV to take part in? Coil the wire fastest? Find the error in the sound system fastest?
But anyway I still love AV lar =D
Maybe someday we WILL organise a coil-the-wire-fastest competition. IHG AVPA lololol. This year's AV's been much much better than last year's, at least that's my opinion haha.
Speaking of which, I must link Boonhwee.
Okay now I not so emo anymore.
OHYAR Wesley's Jap teacher told him to read some Japanese fork story, and our grammar notes from long long ago from Chapter 12 I think states: Q: What do Singaporeans use to eat? A: They normally use the folk and the spoon, but some use chopsticks.
Fork stories and folk and spoon. SO CUTE AHAHAHA! I shall take to calling all folk stories fork stories from now on. It just sounds so cute!
And OMG before people think I'm some random pros, XINYUAN; NONO the "SURPRISE, I'm actually a man!" thing was a joke about how the person went "SURPRISE!" so cheerily! I'm a bona fide woman. Not a man. And I'm not pregnant, Crystal is! (The green seats on the bus are reserved for her, the elderly, disabled and pregnant.)
I went to TTSH to visit my grandma just now. I generally have a phobia of hospitals, especially TTSH lol. It was kinda freaky, because I kept walking past all these doctors and nurses and I was terrified that they would look at me, grab me and yell: "HAH YOU GOT ULCERS I BRING YOU GO BIOPSY NOW!!!" Tubes are really scary things. I realised that Haoyang violated like most of the hospital's regulations. I guess they differ from hospital to hospital, but essentially they should be the same right. Orh hor Haoyang wait I tell teacher.
Denise was being especially nice to me today, which makes me very suspicious. I bet she has ulterior motives. She grabbed my file from me while we were walking to class and said, "Here, let me help you with that. You're too weak to be carrying heavy stuff." (My file is nowhere near as heavy as Joshng's though.) Me: "WTF it's not like I'm pregnant..." Denise then gave me this huge wide grin :O
Assembly was... LOL. I shan't blog about it yet, cos I'm not free. My favourite quote: "Guys will only be interested in you if you keep an air of mystery. That's the way to get them to marry you. Some stuff should be kept for the wedding night... and then, SURPRISE! (Surprise, I'm not really a woman? XD)"
AVPA phototaking was funnn. I sat on the front row bench for the first time ever, because I'm EXCO =DDDD Hooray I'm speshul. Just like Charly Gordon. And then during informal shoot, we all tucked out our ties and did "AVPA 08" heh.
OMG LOL the webpage for the programming class is down. Yay now I can say that I didn't do cos of that.
No lar I not so pai I resolve to do it when it's back up. No gurantees whether correct or not though, my code is always super screwed.
WAO I'm sho guai. I always do my homework, except when I don't do it. Heh. At least today never kena stay back I chionged up to show Sensei my homework extremely proudly.
Okay lar maybe is because Steph was giving me this mournful face from outside the classroom, and I wanted to get downstairs faster than Joshng for the SECOND TIME EVER!!!111
Anyway I feel extremely stupid and dumb today because I couldn't get from J8 to MOELC just because all the escalators changed directions. I saw Jiaen on the bus, and then I followed her to the 4th floor and basically wandered around it after she left. Then OMG HENG ARH Joshng smsed me to say that he was eating lunch at J8 so I chionged to the foodcourt and begged him to show me the way to MOELC because all the escalators changed directions.
Crystal and I hypothesize that most people who are famous are famous because they have boyfriends. Just like the Sarah Siaw person, who went up during assembly for something ("Eh Crys, is that the Daniel one?" "Yeah. The Daniel one." "Oh yay.") and apparently the Cheryl person who fake-kissed Greg? According to Crys anyway.
Armeggedon is upon us all. LOL how to spell. I dunno lar I phayle Engrish liao.
Oh tomorrow we're gonna watch Titus Andronicus in class! I'm now a Shakespeare convert, especially after what Ms Ong said about Titus Andronicus. I think it's gonna be an awesome play. Ms Ong hates it though, but I think it's really cool. Apparently this Queen of Goths (yes, goths! Emos! HOORAY!) has two good for nothing sons, and then the sons get turned into meat pies and eaten by the Queen of Goths.
Uh, but it's freakingly gory.
Critic S. Clark Hulse even went as far as to calculate the number of atrocities occurring in the play and concluded that, “It (the play) has 14 killings, 9 of them on stage, 6 severed members, 1 rape (or 2 or 3 depending on how you count), 1 live burial, 1 case of insanity, and 1 of cannibalism—-an average of 5.2 atrocities per act, or one for every 97 lines.”
Philo today was totally OMG. Ms Ong kept looking like she was going to suffer a stroke or a heart attack at any moment. Somehow from organ trade, we managed to start talking about prostitution, and the moral rights of that. Ms Ong: :O Then Sarah said that on TV, actors are also being paid to kiss each other during those romantic scenes and all, so isn't that prostitution as well? Ms Ong: :O However she gamely stepped up to compare the similarities and differences between organ trade and prostitution. The discussion during then was kinda, uhh, awkward though.
Later during English, Sarah managed to make the other Ms Ong suffer a coronary too. Sarah: Education is like washing your hands! Ms Ong: :O Sarah, RELEVANT analogies? Sarah: School is like soap, if you use too much of it your skin will start to peel and all those chemicals and stuff will get under your skin. Ms Ong: *looks greatly disparaged to see schooling ravaged so* Sarah: Whereas life lessons are like water! Ms Ong: So why even come to school? Sarah: *promptly* Jobs for teachers. Ms Ong: *has a heart attack*
LT spammed CORNy jokes on me during recess.
Q: What did the corn use to go on the internet? A: A CORNputer! Hahahahaha
Q: What did the corn press to write an email? A: The CORNpose button! Hahahahaha
Q: What did the corn do when his computer hung? A: Press CORNtrol-Alt-Delete! Hahahahaha
Q: What did the corn see when he turned on the RGS computer? A: System CORNfiguration Update! Hahahahaha
I'm a comnerdgeek, so I only remember the computer ones. There were super alot, like about history (The corn could CORNpare and CORNtrast) but well. When I told them to Xinyuan our resident AV rapist, she happily said: "What did the corn use during ahem?"
It's pretty obvious, don't ask me.
Oh oh oh lesson learnt: Never tell Denise anything =/ Especially not about AV swear words :O
Today during Jap I was stoning while waiting for Joshng to drawl finish his answer so I was twirling my pen and looking out the window and OMG I did a double take. Wesley was pressing his face against the window and I was OMGWTF is he going to shoot me for being in AV? So I cleverly held up my shinbunkanihongo to use as a pathetic shield and told Joshng that his good friend was out there, so he would turn to look and Wesley wouldn't shoot me if I were hidden behind Joshng.
Joshng got super excited and started waving and giggling and making random happy noises. o.O And then we both laughed at Wesley for pathetically being stuck outside the classroom, because J216 doesn't get break. Then Steph came up for her worksheets, and I was gesturing to her when Sensei caught me and gave me this -.- look. He looked out the window and saw two random people with their faces pressed against the window and gave them this -.- look too.
Heh but their break ran out and then they all went back down. They came back later though, after class o.O I gave Steph her work and then we all laughed at Joshng for having to stay back and do homework and we all went home and lived happily ever after. Yay.
*LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: ok uhh *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: so got this old man and old lady *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then one day *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: old man go climb mountain *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then old lady go wash clothes in streem *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then one peach came floating down Wesley Leong says: i figured out that part *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: old lady happy *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: bring peach home *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: oh *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: okay *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then you have to play some games? Wesley Leong says: really Wesley Leong says: o.,O Wesley Leong says: WALAU Wesley Leong says: omg i gg *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: i dknw *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: it says *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: to play some fun games *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: ok uhh *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: the first game *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: is villagers talking about next village got ghost *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: so momotaro say i go fight *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then grandma give him money *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: grandpa give him nissan car key Wesley Leong says: -.- *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: REALLY Wesley Leong says: i know Wesley Leong says: but that sounds damn lame *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then he saw a dog *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: dog say next town got ghost *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then momotaro bribe dog go along with him *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then see monkey *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: bribe monkey *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then got bird *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: bribe bird Wesley Leong says: ok o.o Wesley Leong says: u havent do? *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: then car full *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: no i nonid do Wesley Leong says: walau-.- Wesley Leong says: why *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: sensei nvr say *LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says: ok then momotaro smash goblins
Yay, more lame story telling. Momotaro <3! It's the first time I ever understood a Jap story properly, although Pooh might still be too chim for me =D
I know people don't usually campaign for Merit CCAs, so I'll just do a teeny weeny post about this on my blog, and not go around handing out stickers or something.
VIC for VICe-chair!
Hello, I'm Victoria from 209 and I'm running for AV vice chair this year =) AV's my Core CCA, so I really uh, wanna do more for it =D I'm currently the CAD, but that's going to be open to everyone next year so I'm running for a new position. I really really really love AV (Like the other vicechair nominee, Crystal, said, it really takes a dedicated person to get enthu about mikes and stuff) and I really wanna be vice chair 09, so please vote for me! I promise to do even more for AV, and try to be a better senior next year =)
I thought that there pistachio ice cream would be my soulmate forever, but that was before I met Mr Kiwi Ice Cream. The kiwi ice cream that the small icecream cart in school sells is honestly the best thing on earth. You don't know tasty until you've tried it. And it's fruits too, heh so healthy!
If you give me a big box of kiwi ice cream, I'll be indebted to you for EVER. (Haoyang you have alot of ice cream, DON'T YOU?)
I don't really eat ice cream or anything much nowadays, but ohhhh kiwi ice cream.
I have fallen deeply, madly in love with kiwi ice cream.
(Crys you can stop reading into this, it's meant to be taken superficially. I am a very superficial person.)
I finally finished reading MOV today, it's AWESOME. I mean there's that whole problem of roundabout freaky weird ye olde Englishe but once you get around that, it's just wow. Shakespeare is one sick old guy though, there's lots of sexual references o.O Act 5 is like partly a comedy and partly just plain weird though.
So Portia demands Bassanio's ring (the one she gave him o.O) while crossdressing as Antonio's lawyer. Bassanio at first dowan but in the end he gives. Nerissa also takes Gratiano's ring (also the one she gives him)
And then after that in Act 5 they scold their husbands for losing the ring so easily, and then they're like, imma screw the guy you gave the ring to! Then husbands jealous and Gratiano threatens to chop off the guy's dick. Lololol. Bassanio pathetic, I don't think he made any RA threats regarding the other party's family jewels, but just emoed. Portia and Nerissa take out ring, "TADA I SLEPT WITH THEM, BECAUSE WE ARE THEM MUAHAHAHA LOSER!" Bassanio and Antonio not angry o.O
I can just see Denise muttering furiously under her breath now.
Anyway Mr Wolfe's nice lar, except when he's being sarcastic to you. Everytime I see an issue of that weird "Fun Science" magazine I think of Mr Wolfe looking at the pile of magazines with this distasteful look, and then going, "Hey everyone, it's time for... FUN SCIENCE!" in the psycho-enthu tone.
And of course there's Mr Wolfe greeting Crystal's class good afternoon at 11am, and then drawling "What time is it, Mr Wolfe?" 113: Uhh, good morning Mr Wolfe. Mr Wolfe: Tee hee, you lot are SO easy to fool on Mondays.
Rachel also had a story to contribute: How Selene Say was yelling about everyone yelling "WHAT'S THE TIME NOW, MR WOLFE?" when he came into class. Then Mr Wolfe poked his head in and told them all to STFU, because there was an exam going on next door. He then exited but then poked his head in again and said, "By the way, it's 12 o clock."
Everyone knows the story of Denise's forray into singing, so... =D
"你们这个星期五的assembly会很有趣，我们特别请了一个人来跟你们谈sexuality!" cried Tanglaoshi happily during Chinese today.
Obviously this elicited a lot of O.Os, because I believe most of us know that we are straight. So we pointed out to her that it was supposedly the BGRs talk, not a sexuality talk.
"对呀，BGR就是sex咯!"
And so there go the stereotypical notions of hand-holding, whispered sweet somethings and crossdressing to save your BF's best friend. It's all RA now. Tsk tsk, dirty minds. We were rather scandalised by this, but Tanglaoshi continued to remind us cheerfully that we must never, never, never have sex with your boyfriend, or you will get pregnant, and die. (Go go condoms, says Werty. Guess even Mighty Morphing Power Rangers are inadequate in today's times.)
I wish Lit teachers would stop trying to think out of the box and come up with creative new ways to torture us, uh, I mean, assessments. We now have to recite a quote from MOV with suitable dramatic expressions and props, if desired. Woe betide the one who gets anything from Act 5. (Except maybe Launcelot's being retarded-ness. "Sola, hola, rola!")
Joshng had a tough debate with himself over whether or not to tell Sensei that his second shirt button was open. In the end he decided against it, but Andre very nicely shouted it out to the whole class to remind Sensei. Joshng looked rather pleased with himself then. I'm pleased to announce that I finally beat Joshng downstairs for once! Usually as soon as Sensei tells us "sayonara", he goes zoom out the door and ziao teleports downstairs. Okay maybe it was because he was doing a Rubik's Cube, and I should really feel damn ashamed to have owned someone with this handicap, but...
Speaking of which, I learnt the Bottle Game today o.O Well I learnt it yesterday but now I'm getting really really fast =) Hannah nicely taught me the throw version, and we're all helping Denise with the normal one now ehhehehehehe. Crystal is imba impressed with my geniusness and talent. =)
Denise and I are planning to get really pro at the Bottle Game, and then crash CAP gatherings and insist that we were CAPpers who were invisible through the whole seminar. Obviously they won't believe us, but as Crystal says, the Bottle Game is the trademark of a CAPper, and so we'll do it and own them all and they'll all bow down to acknowledge us as the most ownage at Bottle Game ever.
Dream on, Vic.
Badminton today was... Skip.
Oh I saw That Kid Who Sits Next To Me In Abacus Class at the MOELC 156 busstop there. The one where people not going to MOELC via J8 get off at. HA! He didn't see me, but I'm gonna ask him if he does 3rd lang on Friday. And if he does Jap, then I'll piss him off by refusing to speak to him in anything but Jap. =D
Tomorrow during contact time, Mr Ho and Ms Ong are going to have a girl talk with us! We're supposed to think of one question we wanna ask them about BGRs though. You have to admire their courage, it's gonna be really embarrassing. Well at least we're RGS shunus and not, say, RI guys.
After that during CLE, we're supposedly gonna have a talk about BGRs ._. Probably the old "Do not have sex. You will get pregnant and die." adage that Mean Girls already drilled into everyone. But it's okay, we're all planning to become 40-year-old virgins anyway, just like Melissa Cherry. =)
Or maybe, they're gonna do a made-for-girls version of the random anti-BGRs drama, like what HCI did. Except instead of a control freak gf and a wimpy guy, they'll have an abusive boyfriend and a pathetic girl. Maybe he beats her up every full moon, or he flirts with every girl alive but treats her like a salted fish, or maybe he takes porno pictures of her.
Obviously the logical answer would be to dump the damn guy, but then again what if he spams your porno pictures out on the web? Or accidentally on purpose sends his computer for servicing and, whoops, a horny hacker found your porno pictures and spammed it out to the web! Love is filled with shades of gray.
Well, tomorrow's gonna be one hell of an embarrassing picnic. Till then, do not have sex. You will get STDs, and die.
no one believes me even though i swear im telling the truth im frightened i really am but everyones laughing at me they think im screwing with their minds and they dont believe that i saw what i really saw. they dont know oh they dont know anything why am i the only one who saw it? and they all say that its all in the mind. maybe it is my mind maybe i imagined the whole damn thing maybe i saw it wrongly and you have no idea how much i want it to be true but maybe not. maybe im not psychotic after all maybe i really saw it maybe maybe maybe i hate that word its filled to the brim with wavering indecision which is what its reduced me to. why doesnt anyone believe me im really really really telling you the truth im not joking cant you see im not the type im too scared to be kidding about this why would i its a matter of serious proportions oh please cant you see what you're doing to me why dont you believe me?
... and apple juice for lunch, which is why I'm really hungry now.
During Aesthetics we made chickenrice and microwaved xiao bai cai (microwaving food sucks, because it looks damn sad. The xiao bai cai was all emo by the time it was done.) and boiled green bean soup o.O What a meal. I didn't eat any though, I didn't have much appetite. So maybe it tastes really horrendous but I wouldn't know anyway.
Hannah joined AVPA, so that makes our batch size 300% of last year's. Quite an achievement, hooray. However it brings the number of CAPpers to 50%, and the number of people who know Wesley is still at 100% o.O Denise was being enthu about AV and tried recruiting people who DIDN'T know Wesley (so at least when Xinyuan and Crystal start talking Wesley stuff the rest of us can dao them and talk uh, educational stuff!) but amazingly there were very few.
It went something like this: Denise: Ohhh Jodi, dya wanna join AV? Me: She's from Rosyth o.O Denise: Oh shit. Eh Sarah do you know Wesley Leong? Sarah: Wesley who? LT: OH issit that Wesley guy? Denise: *horrified expression* *Zhiwen comes in* Denise: HEY ZHIWEN, I'M SURE YOU DON'T KNOW WESLEY, RIGHT? Zhiwen: Lol he added me on MSN. Denise: ARGHHHHHH.
That reminds me of Daniel, which reminds me of the book that Crystal was carrying during morning assembly today. Me: OMG is that... Crys: YAY HEALING SILENCE!!!!11111 Me: Is your crap inside? Can I see? Crys: *gives me book* Me: Eh Sarah Siaw in CAP? Crys: Where lemme see? Me: *points* Crys: OH YAR! Me: It's that famous Sarah right! Crys: Yar yar yar the... Me: ...the Daniel one! Crys: ...I meant to say "the writing pro".
Anyway today I was loading random goodluck charms into my bag, because I'm a scaredy-cat. Mum: Oh you're bringing your beads to school? Me: Yar. Mum: ...you're bringing a stuffed pig to school? Me: Yar. Mum: ...you're bringing a garlic necklace, holy water and a wooden stake to school? Me: Yar.
I'm really confused and scared right now but nothing's really helping. I'm really really really frightened and I don't know what I should do; did I imagine it? I don't know who to confide in, no one really cares anyway and I'm so frightened what should i do now no one believes me what can i DO? oh man oh man oh man oh man am i going to die its so quiet there maybe i imagined it but maybe not WHAT SHOULD I DO?
[edit] who'll listen when i have something important to say for once?thank you. i guess.
Today I was really happy, so I decided to be nice and show Haoyang my new iPod (20GB yay), but that meanie was all: "OMG SO OLD" and took out his iPod Touch from his underwear pouch thingy. Sien. It just goes to show that whatever you have, Haoyang has better. Which kind of really sucks, but...
...iPod Touch 8GB nia. MUAHAHAHAHA.
And then Sion came, and HE took out his PSP and started playing some racing car game. Then the two of them started comparing games on their respective PSPs, leaving me sulking in a corner because I don't really know nuts about PSPs. So now I'm the only lowlife loser without a PSP.
After that Sion and I watched the Onion Movie on Haoyang's iPod Touch, and because earphones can only be split into two we daoed Haoyang. Haoyang didn't wanna be daoed so he whined steadily into my other ear that he couldn't see the screen, especially during the horny parts. He'd also grab the iPod from me every now and then and fast forward it to another horny part, claiming that all the in-between was stupid. Onion Movie was awesome though, and would probably have been better if I could have watched all the in-between non horny parts, but it's his iPod after all.
Then after the whole thing was over we all moved to Melvin's room to crash Jedrek's-one-man party. Sion lent Jedrek his PSP in exchange for the com, and Haoyang decided to be mean-spirited, so I was stuck watching Sion play DotA. I tried getting him to teach me how to play so that I could at least get excited about the game, but he was all "watch and learn." and then continued clicking and gaping at the screen. Jedrek came over and started yelling at Sion about DotA crap, which was quite amazing because he's P4 and yet he knows more than me. I feel ashamed.
On the other hand, I know what a tower is. That's one thing I managed to pick up from watching and learning. I still don't know how to play though. All I know is that you have to click alot.
After that we had this youth gathering thing, and Sion and I went because we had nothing better to do o.O So we sat at the back and refused to move up, generally being a bad influence to the little kiddies who all started shifting backwards after awhile. Heh but then again, we've always been quite pai so it makes no difference. I remember he used to throw wet toilet paper balls out of the window onto the playground, and I would just stand there in amused horror.
That loser had to collect donations for St John's though, and I was laughing at his pathetic plight. He was mumbling something about having to stay back for some St. John's Day thingy, but only until 3 nia. Shawn gave $2 so I gave $2.05. Then my mum gave $3. At the end of it he was really really happy.
Lolk enough I shall go emo now about my new iPod still losing to Haoyang's stupid iPod Touch. (With my luck, when I get an iPod Touch he'll probably have some fangly iPod, like iPod Think or something.)
Mr Nuh posted on the Ethe'real blog, as Crystal very joyously said somewhere. It seemed to me that Mr Nuh was one of those typical rockstar emo punks, yanoe, those discontent-with-the-world-black-clothes-fetish-cool-hair-type. However, his nice hair and black dead-guy-next-to-a-CD-machine shirts were all some facade. o.O
Okay one day I don't post and there's like some semblance of popular demand, so I feel somewhat cheered.
Uhh anyway yesterday night was a night of weird songs, I went to my abacus class and they were playing a medley of Fergie songs outside. Then I went home and there was some hyper person celebrating her 15th birthday and blasting sounds so loudly we heard it nice and clear from the 12th floor.
My piano teacher caught me randomly hantaming notes.
Me: =D Her: ...you were right. You can't sightread for nuts.
Me: =D Her: ...the more you practice, the worse it gets.
I own at piano. The book is now covered in pencil markings, and she added a few circles on this group of notes that I keep hantaming. Sorry. =)
My mum bought me a new iPod. U2 limited edition LOL. I didn't know lar haha I was just attracted by the whole 20GB thing, and it's black with a red clickwheel. I must be eeeemo. It's freaking heavy but I love it.
Maybe I'm becoming a Lit nerd. I picked up MoV that day and started reading it and before I knew I was at page 200something and I kind of understood it. It's easier when you don't try analysing it for symbols and other crappy stuff. And Shakespeare actually makes a lot of sexual references o.O There's that whole "I'll mar his pen!" thing on page 285, and then there's Nerissa going "Oh yay let's turn to men!" o.O I see all you horny people already turning to those pages.
Denise and I are YEOW AND LIN =D Like, Mulan's trusty sidekicks. So we were like fighting with broomsticks in class, and then the door opened and this person just stared at us O.O Us: Shit. But we're smart lar so we immediately pretended to be sweeping the floor. Ehheh.
And I was frightened almost to death, but that's something I'd rather not talk about.
AV was stupid. Dumbshyt Crystal made Denise and I do backstage with her, and so we got a better-than-bargained-for view of the dancers. RG dancers thrive mainly on sex appeal, I guess. That's why Denise turned and asked us: "Why are they pushing their boobs in and out?" And then Crys got extremely excited and started talking about exploding boob implants. And they had like 5 batches of dancers running in, jumping around and doing pole-dancerlike stuff, and then running out. There was even a group of dancers dressed in white, whose sole purpose seemed to be running in, ripping the jackets off some brown dancer people and then running out o.O It's only in a girls' school that they can get away with this. Imagine being in RI. :O
Then we all went upstairs and Crystal challenged Xinyuan to playing the Bottle Game thingy. Crystal the nolife has obviously been practising. o.O NOLIFEEEEE11111
Okay that's all I have nothing more to blog about.
It's funny when you find yourself Looking from the outside I'm standing here but all I want Is to be over there
Why did I let myself believe Miracles could happen Cause now I have to pretend That I don't really care
I thought you were my fairytale A dream when I'm not sleeping A wish upon a star Thats coming true
But everybody else could tell That I confused my feelings with the truth When there was me and you
I swore I knew the melody That I heard you singing And when you smiled You made me feel Like I could sing along
But then you went and changed the words Now my heart is empty I'm only left with used-to-be's And once upon a song
Now I know your not a fairytale And dreams were meant for sleeping And wishes on a star Just don't come true
Cause now even I can tell That I confused my feelings with the truth Cause I liked the view When there was me and you
I can't believe that I could be so blind It's like you were floating While I was falling And I didn't mind Cause I liked the view Thought you felt it too
When there was me and you
Gay HSM songs are ironically extremely astute. And you all can just skip this post anyway cos no one really cares. I bet I could probably slit my wrists and die right here and you wouldn't realise except for the apparent peace and quiet and you'd never know maybe people would tell you but it'd just go in and then out why bother you wouldnt give a care in the world because im just not good enough to matter in the world i know im not clever or pretty or talented at anything whatsoever im just a mere waste of space so i might as well give this up to someone who deserves it someone whos perfect smart beautiful everything you ever wanted everything im not i try to be but i guess its just not good enough im really sick of fighting on i just want a rest too i want a fairytale just like everyone else i have feelings too but i guess sometimes its just better to be a robot everyones a little bit in denial but i guess i overdid it i made myself believe the impossible when it was so obvious in front of my eyes its painful but im still doing it i dont know for what but then again i dont know anything much nowadays my head hurts oh i see she got you too i get it now oh im tired
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I'm having a vicious sugar high right now, brought on by an onslaught of Pepsi. Ooh Pepsi.
Anyway today was rather interesting, despite it being the first day of school.
Ms Ong was talking about being in denial about it being the first day of school, and Denise and I all looked over at * and mouthed: "DENIAL LIM FAN CLUB." She daoed us, so we all went over to yell "DENIAL LIM FAN CLUB!" at her. And then those two started rattling on about Daniel again, and ignoring me.
Me: I heard that Daniel's screwing up!
* whacked me on my thigh for that. Really hard. Just because of that!
And Denise, being the despo she is, gave me this huge grin and said: "I could rub it better for you. :D"
Crystal and I discovered that ________'s balls! makes a good swear word. I mean we discovered it before. We just discovered it again today. Hahaha.
While you CAPpers were listening to people talk at the speed of veggies and drink water, pausing every 2 seconds (Xinyuan gave me a live demo yesterday night during Anklung Concert while I was sorting 500 tickets in numerical order. It made me wanna sleep.) I was at AV Seminar chilling in the supercold Auditorium and enjoying surround sound. =)
And I felt kinda guilty when Crystal smsed me: "Oh deliver me from the horror of boring forums" and I replied: "I'm listening to a DJ talk =)" so I recorded this down. Sucky quality, 2mgpx nia but it's all I had. I tried to make it notsoshaky already. And it's taken from PRIME SEATS OKAY! The VVIP seats where both Benjamin and I had TWO armrests, not one. Jiayi was shooo jealous =D
You have to crank up the volume for this, otherwise confirm cannot hear.
I used sucky Blogger thingy, so yeah. LOL. DJ Aldrin from Zouk. At least that's what the programme booklet says. I don't really know how DJ mixing relates to AVPA, but WHO CARES! (The teacher IC kept trying to convince us to beg our teachers for a DJ mixing machine. Lucky HCI people now they're gonna get one of those too D:) Oh his website is onewithaldrin.com or something I THINK, I'm lazy to go check my notebook.
If you can identify Tokyo Drift in there... good for you! Hell yeah no one was Tokyo Drifting off to sleep (ripped off Wesley's blog, so yup credits here), even Jiayi =) Yun Teng and I were arguing over whether it's REAL Jap in there. Just like the Carl's Mum Is A Bitch Southpark song, heh. I think that one probably not lar xD
So anyway today I was clearing my pathetically cluttered Facebook for the first time in eons (why today? ...:D) and I decided, hey, let's all be nolife eeheeheeheee. I tried to get myself jazzed up at using MyHeros applications to throw sheep at people and using SuperPoke to erase people's memories... Uh, maybe it's the other way around.
But yeah I still failed horribly, like that transsexual who tried to get horny in Werty's blog. I guess it's a good thing, it shows that I still have a semblance of a life. =)
That's when I remembered the legendary Ben, whom everyone knows but no one actually KNOWS. He probably sprang fully-formed from the brow of the Facebook CEO, for all you know. Everyone knows Ben because he's one of those freaky Facebook people (like that pair of nolifer sisters featured in the paper) who think that their life's worth is measured by adding random people and then pestering them to "link me! link me! link me!!!!!1111" Uh I didn't link him, because I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS.
Freaky Facebook nolifers are... so irritating. They add people they know, and then they add the friends of people they know, and then they add the friends of the friends of the people they know, and then they add the friends of the friends of the... well you get the idea. That eventually snowballs and they end up with 5396829068297341 friends, maybe 50 of whom they know. Like those sisters I read about in the papers, who apparently had to create more accounts, because "oh I'm so like popular, like really! Like I swear. And like everyone like wants to like add me on like Facebook so that we can like all be like friends!"
Hello, friends? Sometimes you don't even know the person you add, and that's just damn weird because sometimes people are just too polite to tell you to piss off to your face. And that doesn't make them automatically your friend, ("hello good friend!", said Kevin) it just makes them your accquaintance. But I guess the people who are nolife enough to go home and throw sheep all over the place can't spell accquaintance.
Out of curiousity, I went to the fabled Ben's facebook profile. WTH it lagged my com for so damn long, and in fact my com's still lagging now even though I exited his profile (with much difficulty). Before that though, I noticed that we apparently had 14 friends in common, most of whom I know. He has a whopping 924 friends. I wonder how many of them actually KNOW him.
I didn't get in, but that's expected because I've been ponning all the maths training sessions for programming. Mr Ho and Mrs Sia said can though.
Josie got in, but that's like duh because Josie (even though I hate to admit it) ALWAYS gets in.
ZX got in, and that's another duh case, as is Kerry.
GLENDON DIDN'T GET IN?!?!?! It's amazing lor I bet they screwed up somehow. I couldn't believe it lor I searched the HCI results three times but Glendon's name wasn't there. It's so scary lar. I mean, I can believe that I didn't get in, but GLENDON??
But that's not the most frightening part: Caleb and Joshua didn't get in either. WTH? I can't believe this lor. Were they like away or something? Or did they forget to go again o.O
Wesley got in though :O Not to say that he's not a maths genius or whatever. ACCORDING TO HIM THOUGH, he apparently screwed it up but yet he got in :O Ooooomg. Closet maths geek?
Okay oldRosythians who got in are: HCI: Zhengxiang, Kerry, Wesley NUSHS: Sean Seet, Jazlene, Gloria RI: Jax Neo, Munglin, Josie, Nathaneal Wong (does he still count? dunno.)
8 from AMEC 06. I think. At least our batch still got more than juniors.
I don't know who got secondround last year, I was trying to find the document but so far it's turned up nothing. Grah why is SMO so methodical in clearing up their pages?
Anyway gratzs to ZX, Kerry, Wesley, Gloria, Munglin, Josie and Nathaneal. Jiayou for secondround :D
As you probably should have noticed by now, NEW SKIN! =D
I think this is really pretty.
If you're asking me why I'm so anal to have changed skin twice in howmanydays? three?, it's because NO ONE TAGS ON NAVI SKINS.
Maybe over the holidays, your physical condition has detiorated so much that even clicking the Tag navi requires great concentration, silence and effort. And since all of you are lazy bums, no one bothers to tag. Now it's non-navi, so happy? TAG.
I know I usually change my profile everytime I change blogskin, but I'm really too lazy this time. It must be the whole sientostartschool syndome. Oh look they mostly start with "s". Things that start with "s" are BAD.
I WILL start on my holiday homework after lunch, I swear.
Watching feichangsuperband and using laptop now. Sien I keep getting DCed from MSN, and it takes asslong to get back inside.
LOL got people perform in HCI uniform. The lead singer doesn't get hints xD
There's apparently this group that wants to convey this cute and sexy image. I hate people like that. Yay tao tai. They were trying to put on all these dance moves while doing that whole :3-with-big-eyes thing. Can't stand them sheesh.
And than there was this group of teenaged kids who obviously thought that they had damn nice voices but they pretty much sucked. I don't understand why they go there when it's so apparent that they're so mediocre. Possibly to embarrass themselves? o.O
But there was this one with a girl drummer (yay feminism!) who was ownage. The guitarist was even more impressive though, cokebottleglasses typical nerdism, but the way he was strumming the guitar was like OMGWTFBBQSAUCE.
Mr Nuh's band got in, gratz =) They did an interview thingy with his group, and they were sort of teasing them for all having such cool hairstyles.
Got L lookalike somemore!
Hey, did anyone notice that they changed the music for the feichangsuperband commercial? Instead of Dani California, it's now the goong song. ETHE'REAL FTW YEAH!
LOL violin guy looks damn cute in the credits part. Mr Nuh's hair also nice. =D
Haoyang seems to look upon his hospitalisation as a holiday resort or something. Some more got pose for photos.
Like it was bearable for the last few days, I mean like it's not the worst I've ever had.
Then all of a sudden today damn painful.
I think it got ripped open or something =/ Weird I didn't taste blood.
Maybe later I go rinse my mouth with salt or something.
Oh whoops I accidentally overdosed my medicine. By twice the amount. Yay maybe tomorrow I'll wake up dead. Oh but if you wake up, you're not dead. And if you're dead, you don't wake up. (Kudos to whoever recognised that line.)
I think it spread to my throat. Now when I breathe in from my mouth it stings.
Sien lar. Hmm I think it's a conjoined one oooh. Interesting.
Cannot stand freaky people who randomly add me and then refuse to identify themselves. Grrr. I hope it's not one of those despo crap people who just go around adding people whose names sound pretty or something and then go all "harl0 can i be ur bf pl0x". Internet paedophiles o.O
Okay anyway this morning was quite fun. I never knew that little guy was from GEP too. Maris (o.O not another one. Like alot of Maris people go GEP) to ACS. And he was ranting about how much he hated GEP, so I decided to be nice and tell him that it's sucky in P4, but in P6 it gets easier. Then he gave me this totally scared look and said, "How would you know?" Heh.
Then there was this teeny guy who was shorter than his bow. Damn cute. But the coach was being mean to him and told him that if he shot an arrow out of the yellow circle he'd make the kid run one round. Then the kid shot one red ring and when everyone was taking arrows, he ran there and pulled it out before anyone noticed. Hehe.
Some guy fainted/got drunk. The ambulance came, the police came, talked to the guy, and then he just sat there looking stoned but relatively better off than before. We were all watching from the field.
Selling stuff at Fort Canning. Selene was marketing the hairy balls to this guard in the Battle Box whom everyone thought was a statue at first. Okay that sounds abit wrong lar. Furry balls. Okay that's just as bad. Fuzzy balls. HAIYA all sound very wrong.
Denise and I wanted to go to ROM to sell his and hers hairy balls, but then it was abit what. Denise kept making indecent proposals to me lar wth.
I'm lazy to post liao. Must be all the bad influence.
Anyway I shall upload photos later. Or maybe never. Sien. Emo.
I thought Aslan was already pushing reality to its limits in Wesley's post about him being a hacker, but...
So anyway, the hanky person was in the shrine with the King. The King starts a nice monologue about the pretty art and about swords that haven't rusted over hundreds of years. And then he takes it out and goes all, "See, so shiny!" Yeah it's so shiny you can hear it go "shing, shing, shing" even when he's moving it slowly in mid air. Think what is subtle knife issit? Overdone sound effects o.O
Then he goes all, "Look at the pretty pottery that someone brought back from somewhere! It was made by someone! Yay!" The hanky person says, "WE MUST GO!!!!11111" but makes no move to make the King go. Wouldn't it be smarter to just grab him and chiong the crap out of there? So anyway, the King continues wazing lyrical about pottery and swords and asks the hanky person to bring him a pretty pot. (Dumb!) Hanky goes over, and as her back is turned... SHING AUGH the King stabbed himself through the heart with a sword!
But the King still has (amazingly) lots of energy and talks for awhile, ranting about "OMGZZ MUST TELL MY SON GO KILL PEOPLE HORRR" and nags and nags, while panting and sweating. So he talktalktalk and then with a dramatic "urgh."... he DIES. :O And then this soldier comes in, sees the dead King, stands there for awhile thinking, before shouting "YAAAAH!" with this cliched dangerous look (again!) before charging at Hanky. Hanky fights for awhile and then throws the shiny sword at the soldier, pinning the soldier to the wall really really high up by the shoulder. And then Hanky gets scared and screams "I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!1111" and all the fires light up.
Ya then someone brings Hanky out, and the soldier manages to pull the huge sword out and falls down. Amazingly she's still not dead. So she crawls out, finds the hero's friend and they all go to find the hero.
Meanwhile, the hero is fighting with more enemies! He was begging some city guards to let him into the city because they were being pursued by enemies, and then the city guards are like, "No way, do I look dumb to you? It's obviously your troops lar think we let you in and then you all come conquer us huh huh huh?" BTW the enemies were all hidden behind this small clump of trees, patiently waiting for the hero to finish talking (=.=)
And suddenly they just start attacking o.O Grayte so the hero steps up, and the leader of the enemies shoots him. Walau kena right in the shoulder somemore. Then the hero, being the hero, can't die, so he stands up and talktalktalk. Then somehow it escalates into a one on one duel, and the hero with an arrow in his shoulder completely owns the well equipped hero.
Okay then now all the nemies have started shooting at the hero, and his friend jumps on top of him. And then they have this huge bearhug pile up thing, and this action guy jumps right infront of all of them. So he gets hit by about 5 or 6 arrows (duh!) and dies. Moving target practise LOL. So then the hero gets pissed, and suddenly ZIAO this guy's walking stick lights up and encases them all in a protective bubble. So then there's the classic voiceover teling you that when the hero gets pissed, someone's walking stick will light up. Ziao.
Oh now more talktalktalk. LOL I tell you this show is absolutely humourous. Now there's some drama music which sounds like Star Wars Imperial March.
Oh now got alien carvings cut into the ground. The light caused it too. And the King lies dead. I don't really get the sequence of events, but that's how they're showing it. Sorry if my meagre storytelling skills have caused distress or confusion to you =)
Anyway I think I stop ler lar. So long post ehheh.
Today in ballet we were doing demi grande rond de jambes and pivots. It's like, you stick out your leg in front of you at a quite high height, and then you move your leg to the side of your body, and then you turn to face the barre (your leg stays where it was before and thus it's now sticking up behind you) and then you turn around to face the other side. Gracefully and effortlessly (HA!) of course.
In short...
OUCH.
And then we kept slamming our hands onto the barre, because it's like "DIE! MUST... GRAB... BARRE...! MUST... GET... THERE... BEFORE... FALL...!" Yeah. We were supposed to "drift" our hands onto the barre, like we're not gonna fall flat on our faces if we don't slam our hands down immediately. However now for me it's more like fast and furious Tokyo DRIFT slam hand on barre. Yay. I need more balance.
Today's piano was extremely fun. I tried playing Giga with the metronome today, and since my timing sucks it was really kinda weird sounding. Hahaha. So since the main thing was the timing today I missed alot of notes. I'm weird because once I miss a note, it'll affect a whole string of notes after that until the next major jump. But after while it got kinda fun, because I started randomly hantaming chords. For people who know Giga, there's this string of running notes and I got one of them wrong so... hee. At the end of it my teacher had this D: traumatised look. But because she's nice she just said it was a leeetle messy.
I didn't practise the last part of Album Leaf again, so I decided to apply this very useful tool of hantaming random chords that look professional again. Fun fun! And just so nicely, it was supposed to be played LIGHTLY, so all my hantamed chords were very soft and thus there was a less chance of it being detected as wrong. Just like that whatshisname scammer guy we learnt about in p3 or something. That guy who went to play something in this weird king's orchestra and just pretended to play, while eating good food and living happily. Yay who knew you could actually learn applicable stuff from the Chinese textbooks?
And then my teacher got really ambitious and made me do a 6 flats sightreading. Eb major. Knowing the key didn't help, heh. And even though the first half of the bass was written in the treble it just confused me. I read the bass lines in the bass still and pressed all the wrong accidentals. Then after that when it was written in the bass I read it as in the treble, and read the melody as in the bass. I ownage lar. And I still got all the wrong accidentals, even with my piano teacher telling me what to play. She gave up on the whole notion of SIGHT-reading, because I really can't read accidentals for nuts.
LOL the Fancl advert is sho cute. "Preservative-free skincare... Is free of preservatives!"
There's some Korean fighting show going on now, which is quite amusing. There's this cool looking guy with nice nice nice white hair (kind of a cross between the Caspian and Crystal's guy character's ponytail) which he didn't even bother to hide. I mean, seriously, what is the point of not covering such conspicuous hair when you're trying to make a sneak attack? How many people do you know with long white ponytails?
Wao powerful hanky attack LOLOLOL. This lady was trapped in this room with all the enemies watching her, and then she put her hand on the table and suddenly there was a lot of light and everyone went "URGH!", flew backwards and died. And then when the enemies were facing the King and getting ready to go "YAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!" and charge at the King, she suddenly came out and flapped this huge hanky in the air and swung it around. There was more light and the enemies all flew backwards and died. Then she steps back and looks at the King with this really cliched dangerous look. Ahahahaha.
Why is it that no one ever recognises girls when they disguise themselves as men and join the army? Are men really THAT dumb? It's just stupid.
My teacher wants me go take exam because I haven't taken for very long ler. I think the last time I took was last year. =(
Not my fault I'm so pro skip half the grades right. Heh.
Actually that's a good thing, because the last exam I took was Grade 3 or something. Teacher want me go take Degree so that we can piss off the Taiwan people, but I cannot pass Degree YET so what's the point. I'm taking 2. IF I can pass it. Actually this kind of grade supposed to just hantam or something. As long as there's a chance that can pass go hantam o.O
On the exam sheet, they only list until Grade 1. For abacus lar everyone takes Degree for mental. But no one (maybe not crazy enough) takes Degree. So if you wanna take Degree, you have to submit a special application to some high up person, who will send it to Taiwan, and then they'll have to specially write a paper for that one crazy person AND do up an answer key, and then they'll airmail/ship that one pathetic paper over to Singapore for that one crazy person.
The highest grade I ever saw someone taking was grade 2. ._.
Sien lar I dowan take until Degree, but that's gonna be somewhere, uh, not very soon. Or not very near. D:
There is apparently, no life after Degree. Well actually there is. You spam Degree and get TITLES. Heh. Like cos the Degree book is called duanwei or something like that, and if you get 80/100 for all the tests (passing mark :O) it's just normal duanwei, but if you get 100 then you jump to sanduan. And apparently they give you up to 200points worth of marks, and with each extra 10 marks you get another title. Woohoo. But that's abit nolife also lar. Pass also still want go spam ahahaha.
Perfect for nolife spammers like me.
Okay so I've posted about my emo life. No more reminicising. Ke yi ler mah?
Merchant of Venice is lameshit. IT'S SO RANDOM I DON'T GEDDIT. Like on page 273, Launcelot Gobbo (What kind of name is Gobbo? I only know gobo. o.O) suddenly starts shouting something like "SOLA! ROLA! YAYBALLS!" and someone tells him to "go holloaing".
Excuse me, but, WHAT?
All that I get about the book is that it's extremely religionist. So teapot.
Okay tagged to do a quiz-sort-of by Xinyuan. After this, I'm turning off the com. Really.
→ Pick your birth month. → Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you. → Bold the five-ten that best apply to you. → Copy to your own blog and either link to a post that has all 12 months or copy-paste it all under your result. → Tag 5 people from your friends list!
WTF alot of this is zi kua. How do I know what to cancel and what not to?
MARCH: Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
Blogskin changed, as you will definitely have noticed by now unless of course you're one of those not-blind-but-might-as-well-be-people who go around life not noticing anything. Another shotgun skin.
I initially wanted to choose something all black and red and dark purple-sque to reflect my emoness but ended up choosing this instead. I think it counts as a LITTLE emo. I'm just missing people now, so yeah.
I usually hate navi skins, but...
Anyway everytime I change skin, I appreciate what Daniel said about coding NEATLY. Like with all the proper lines, tabs, and stuff like that. He said it's so that you can spot errors faster, but in the blogskin context, it prevents you from having to press enter and enter and tab everything nicely before you can make any edits. Haiz. Really programming teaches you a lot of life lessons. Although my favourite quote is still, "You can't declare, say, a trillion memory spaces. Well you CAN, but then it'll eat up all your hard drive and then you can't play Dota." Instructors are funnaye ahhaa.
Hmm okay this is a response to Denise's blogpost about my blog address.
HEY, MY BLOG ADDRESS IS FULL OF DEEP AND HIDDEN MEANING OKAYYY!
Well, uh, actually, I wasn't thinking of all the deep and hidden meanings when I created the blog. I just based it on this screenie that I found in the bowels of my Maple Screenies folder, that said "Alliance".
The fact that my character isn't in it is insignificant. At that time I was still noob enough to think that anyone who got to 2nd job was pro. I think this was from Sherman or something. And if you enlarge it, you'll see that it says "Dungeon: Another Entrance" in the top... left hand corner. (I think I'm dyslexic, it still takes me awhile to tell right apart from left.) Yeah I dunno why it's called that, but there are two portals leading deeper in: one to the Wild Cargo area (I think it's Drake's Meal Table?) and one to the Tunnels that Lost Light. Yeah so I guess that's two ways of reaching Cursed Sanctuary, thus Another Entrance.
Yay. So that's where I got my inspiration for the blog name lor.
Apparently I have a split personality LOL. Yeah you can buy one at the dollar shop. And my out-of-the-way thought processes. But then since they're all wacky, then shouldn't I just have named it something like "wackycrap.blogspot.com"?
Hmm. Lets go into cheemdeep mode. Dungeon: possibly a subconcious reference to how I feel trapped in a dark abyss, so dark it's getting a hold on me. Tighter than a pair- haha yes anyway. And at Another Entrance, there are no monsters so it's a safe haven of sorts, so it shows the world how I need a place that's safe from the outside world, which I might feel threatened by. Invasion of this safe haven will generally result in some major fireworks and incosolable depression.
There's someone called the Insignficant Being who sits at Another Entrance deep in meditation. Hmm, possibly a reflection of my inner self. My subconcious tells me that I feel... insignificant because I'm not one of those effing over-achievers, so that's why I sit down and reflect and think. (Or stone, if you prefer.)
Dungeons are also cold places, so I could possibly feel extremely cold and disconnected from the rest of the world. Or maybe I feel that the world hates me and everyone is cold towards me. The ornately carved doors leading to Tunnels that Lost Light could represent how my thoughts are grand and that I have great aspirations to become rich in the future, so I can have doors like that. However, the door on top is made of broken wood, which might symbolise broken dreams and hopes in the past. And I think there's this guy with an arrow in his stomach, which could mean that I'm suffering great pain inflicted by someone.
The extremely bright shafts of light show that my thoughts are VERY VERY ENLIGHTENING.
JY though, has a simpler explanation. She claims I'm obsessed with back doors (hmm, thieving tendencies? Sneakiness = an unwillingness to face up to facts and face the world bravely? Cowardice?) and I should have named my blog Aqua Road for Wendy. (Aqua, as in ah kwa)
Well, it's the holidays. Thus I have nothing to post about the PRESENT, so I can only post about the PAST.
There's nothing much to blog about my sedentary lifestyle. If I were anyone else I'd probably be at high risk for high blood pressure and heart disease now, but I'm me, and I don't eat, so I'm still quite safe.
Heaven Help Us is nice. Especially the first part.
Aiya these few days I've been feeling damn emo lar. Don't agitate me further or else I'll learn from all those stupid Channel U Troubled Teen Shows commercials. (The latest one is stupid. Apparently there's this antisocial hobo, and then people tell him that he's autistic because he's a hobo and doesn't have any friends. [Did you realise that the girl's voice sounds exceedingly manly?] So Hobo [who shouldn't be hanging out with twits anyway, he should be with emos] gets depressed then goes home and thinks loudly: "DO I HAVE A PROBLEM?" Then he proceeds to emo and blog with this wild-eyed look and apparently starts writing a virus to bring about armegeddon. Ooo troubled teens.)
Papa Roach's "SCARS" is also quite nice. Emo lar but that's the whole point.
LOL seeing's Crystal's blogpost about the Room102 ghost made me think that I ought to blog about our PERTHTRIP WOOOO! Or rather remember crappy bits and post them all up again to paiseh- uh, I mean, reminicise.
Oh yeah so first of all we got lost, because we were supposed to meet at Mac's, but it turned out that the only Macs was all the way in *glares* Terminal 1. So Eth and I wandered around like headless chickens because we so happened to meet each other on our Quest to Find Macs. In the end everyone met at Burger King -.-
HAHA and some people supposedly saw EK's husband. I didn't see EK, nor her husband, so I couldn't verify this fact. Then there was some cake that Mavis commisioned for us from Bengawan Solo, I gave that to my dad.
AND then we didn't know what to do while waiting for our flight, so we all went to the toilet! =D Some of us wanted to go look around but Ms Khoo didn't wanna D: So we all stayed in the toilet and read the magazines they provided in the toilet lor.
Oh and then there was of course the ROOM102GHOST AHAHAH. Even though I wasn't in Room102 I wanna chou re nao also =) I think the whole hotel was haunted lar ._. So cheapo put us in a haunted hotel. But whatever.
Ok so apparently JY had a dream about a ghost standing near the curtain, where everyone was telling her "OMG JY GOT GHOST BEHIND YOU!" but then she couldn't turn around or something like that. Celine saw someone walking around also in the morning? I don't know haha.
Oh and there were all the phantom knocks, which the teachers scoffed at but hmm. LOL then Cel and JY got locked out while Crystal was bathing or something, and the phone got mysteriously knocked off the hook. And then they ran up to OUR room :O
Crystal says she heard someone following her up the stairs.
Then they came in and start banging on our door like mad, and they were screaming stuff like "LET US IN, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!" Wig was still in the bathroom, so we locked them out for awhile cos we thought it was some joke ("Hah!", said Yiwye and I. "Stupid losers think we gonna fall for this stupid joke!") until they really started screaming o.o Then they sat on our beds and started retelling their stories while the Christians all hugged their Bibles and fished out more from the table.
AND SUDDENLY.....
THE TV, WHERE WE WERE WATCHING FAMILY GUY, TURNED OFF.
And we all screamed ourselves bloody hoarse. Our TV was one of those PMSey TV types that don't work with remotes, and we had to press the main power button on and off before it would work. And just that time, it turned off, but the red "standby" light didn't go off, as if SOMEONE HAD TURNED IT OFF WITH A REMOTE :O The 102 people were screaming because it was so shocking, but they thought that maybe one of us had sat on the remote. We were screaming because we knew bloody well that the remote didn't work, and it was shocking anyway ._. So we pointed that out to them, they screamed, we screamed, the Christians started singing Bible songs and I started praying and we all just started crying. It was freaking scary.
The doorbell rang and all of us screamed really really loud again. No one dared to go open it, until Ms Khoo rapped the door and said in this really pissed-off tone: "OPEN UP NAO." So we saboed someone to go do it, I can't remember who. And then we retold the story to Ms Khoo, and we all started crying all over again. The boys didn't really seem to know what to do. Ms Khoo scolded us =( But then she said that the 102girls could go upstairs and sleep with her and Mdm Parvathy. I think in the end they switched rooms, and had a teachers' conference in that room where they all waited together for ghostly manifestations. I'm damn glad I wasn't a teacher there.
And after that, the boys needed counselling from Mr Leow before they could go back to sleep =) Ms Khoo scolded us again the next day for "scaring the boys".
And one night I woke up and heard some weird sounds coming from the toilet ._. And my panda was on the floor, like it had been placed there because it was like, parallel to the wall. Spooky.
319 was also haunted. When we woke up we took all of 5mins to get ready, and we heard lots of sounds coming from upstairs ("WTF WHY SO NOISY ONE?" we screamed) and when we went downstairs, we saw everyone at the breakfast place already. And our room was like on the second floor, so it's impossible for them to have gotten downstairs and at the breakfast area without bumping into us at the staircase/lift/foyer. Who occupied 319? =/
Cheryl said that you could see eyes staring at you from the video cameras on the 4th floor.
Yeah so that was scary.
But then there were funny parts too, like how Jonny slathered pink suncream all over his face and didn't know how to mix it in properly, so he ended looking like some weirded opera singer. And he didn't get why we were all LOLing so bad at him.
Oh and Shitty who innovatively dressed up like one of those Arab women to avoid the flies. Hahahaa sho cute.
And Caleb/Joshua's Wonderwoman thing at the clocktower place! Hahaha Ms Khoo and everyone started rolling down the hill then.
Ms Khoo stole my wombat! D: She asked me if she could have a look, and then I showed her and she gave it back. And then she asked me if she could look at it again, and then she attempted to shove it into her jeans and run away :O Hahah so JY and I were like shouting for Child Services, and Joshfoo came sauntering up and was all "CHILD SERVICES IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY- Oh uh hi Ms Khoo!" and then he ran away.
And I dumped all my chips on someone =) I can't remember if it was Shaoyun or Wesley, I couldn't tell them apart >< Poor whoever already took Mrs Grosse's chips but nice whoever also took mine =D
LOL I like the part where all the girls suddenly make a move on the guys and then dump them. The nerdy girl's one was extremely funny. However I can't seem to shake the feeling that she looks abit like my ex Jap teacher. Uh, the Sec 1 one. From a nerd suddenly become some kind of porn star or something. Better than Mighty Morphing Power Rangers sia. YAY GO GO POWER RANGERS =D The song is super cute ahahha.
The white bedroom guy so hyper at the first part LOL.
The bar guy teaches us that it's unwise to gaze too long at chiobus, or give them your number, otherwise the one girl hoboing at the bar will stalk away too. Nyeh heh heh. Super funny lar that guy! He's Lidan's favourite guy. I bet she harbours fantasies about stalking away from someone ogling girls, hmph!
Car guy so poor thing ahahaha. That girl damn smooth lar, as soon as he gets in she gets and walks away.
Basement guy my favourite =D So he carries the girl down and then starts to action with a gun, and the girl faints (LOL must be the guy too action liao). Haha, then he rushes over and attempts to lift her up but he's either a weakling or the girl's butt too big liao (see how her butt is always practically cemented to the floor?) so he fails. Girl wakes up, makes a move on him, and then stalks off.
I HAVE POTATOES AND YOU DON'T. BAKED POTATOES. BAKED TASTY FRAGRANT YUMMY DELIFRANCE-LIKE POTATOES.
And iced tea!
I know you're jealous. And ohmygod it tastes so NICEEEE. =D Just like the Delifrance one, before they took it off the menu rawr. Well it should. It took me an hour or so to cook. =) I'm bragging heh heh but who cares, it owns.
I have sparkling Ribena too! It comes in a nice glass bottle =)
OMG reminicising about class reunions is fun. I MISS YOU GUYS D: Mrs Koh's talking about making the last day of school (uh, that's primary school) Rosyth GE Day =D And then we can go back to Rosyth to watch that year's batch put up a performance (THE TRADITION THAT OUR BATCH STARTED YAY) and harrass the teachers. Aiya our batch the best lar, we had the best performance!
I remember it was some lesson thingy, then suddenly Josie started playing his fart song on the saxophone (we nudged Crystal, some people nudged Cassandra) and then suddenly Rachel shouted something about "ROMEO, ROMEO, WHERE ART THOU ROMEO!" and Glendon (supposedly the hapless Romeo) was all "Oh, shit!" and ran out of the LT. Yes that was part of the performance. Then Kester started acting like a monkey and ran in and then out of the LT. And then Caleb and Joshua (the Wrong[?] Brothers, for obvious reasons) flew in on some plane and suddenly the plane's wings fell off and they scolded Bryan Lee. I think it was something to do with Icarus. Then there were all these extra people who sat on the floor and went "oooo" at each performance. Interactive learning eheheh. We kept laughing through the whole thing, because it was like this really really random performance which was kind of like a weird dream.
And then Bryan Tan played the GE song which he composed or something and it was so sad =(
Ahah but then the teachers treated us to chicken wings and fries (much to the envy of everyone else in the canteen eating their sad noodles and rice stuffies.) and Crystal and I koped an extra bag because Mrs Tong and Mrs Toh were nice. Aww. And we had like a super extended recess, and people were balancing bowls on my hands and stuffing coins in the joints of my fingers or something.
Ooooh I read JY's account of our Teachers' Day reunion. Super cool lar. I remember there was one reunion when YX, Crystal and I went to play Cheat in the playground near Rosyth. Heheh so paikia. LOLOL Ed the paedophile! Yeah he keeps scaring poor little P2s, like that time in P5 in the library before NAPFA. He and Marcus and Jarrad all sat down next to this P2 guy and started breathing down his neck. Like literally. OH and then those heart cushions that they used to press against the glass windows.
Rachel and Cel came back from a super long time in the toilet. Edward thought they might be... menstruating. So when they came back we asked them if they had been menstruating. They shouted at us "NO." They also tried to find out who started it. Edward pointed at me. I pointed at Crys. Crys pointed at Wesley. Wesley pointed at Azaac. Azaac pointed to Edward. Edward pointed to Crystal. Then everyone pointed at Crys. (Oh speaking of pointing we took a poll. Who dya trust more, Crys or me? Crys pointed at me xD) Yup then anyway Rach and Cel took the straws and used them as chopsticks. And used the chopsticks as straws.
Taken from my 8August07 post. Aww man you people are so fun to be with =) Oooh and then there were neos too, which looked kinda quanjiafu-ish but that's the whole point isn't it. =D
OMG and the Roie, Motty and the giant sanitary pad compo. Who knew we were so creative =D
My potato lunch thingy is still cooking in the microwave =( Yay I made it myself. It's nicer than whatever we make in xianqiliangmu lessons, otherwise colloquially known as... Uh, I forgot what it's known as. Whatever.
YES IT TINGED IT'S READY WOOOO
Damn. Need to leave it in the microwave for 5 more mins.
OMG I WANT HEAVEN HELP US NAOOOOO.
It sounds like a Christmas carol thingy. This year during Christmas I plan to blast supposedly Christmas-themed songs with hidden agendas, like Yule Shoot Your Eye Out (I don't get the title though.), Heaven Help Us (if I can even find it) and the like. Heaven Help Us sounds like a christmas carol. A dark christmas carol. And Yule Shoot Your Eye Out is just plain "IN YOUR FACE!" Weeehee.
Why is everyone busy during the holidays except me? I mean, yeah, I'm procrastinating my homework... but still. It must be the whole slacky-core-CCA thing. I should really get a Core CCA as my merit. Like Germaine did.
I WANT CLASS REUNION NAO! Stupid Glendon just made me call up alot of people to make them do a survey on when they can make it. Grah why can't you people be more proactive D: Anyway thanks to the incredibly nice 7 people who actually REPLIED Glendon's email, sorry if I accidentally called you because Glendon told me too late.
LOL, it was nice talking to everyone again. Even if it wasn't really a convo. But whatever. When you're desperate to see your exclassmates again, distinctions like these don't really matter. Joel thought I was asking for his sis, Munglin's maid also thought I was asking for his sis, Wesley's sister didn't know who I was asking for, and I thought Gloria's brother was Gloria. Heh.
I wish I could drawl like Joshng =( Munglin grunted through the whole convo. I hope I, uh, didn't interrupt, uh, anything.
I always have such a great time with you guys.
Hush now, it's an emo moment.
Shhh.
OKAY so I'm sien. ANYONE WANNA GO NEOPRINTING? =D But wtf lar all the neoprint shops are closing down one by one lor. GRAH sDGLJ ASHIG ISNDFI AEIRHYJ ASDJFASDHG. When I grow up and have a big house imma install neoprint machines in one room muahahaha. Mine!
Remember a long time ago I had a post with this picture of a Maple Character with Rebel hair which I said was Mr Nuh?
Scratch that.
THIS is Mr Nuh. I'm lazy to crop it, but the second one from the left looks just like him. Weehee.
Okay I'm supposed to do some crappy thing for Crystal:
Drop a tag and: 1. I'll respond with something random about you 2. I'll challenge you to try something 3. I'll pick a colour that I associate with you 4. I'll tell you something I like about you 5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you 6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of 7. I'll ask you something I've always wanted to ask you 8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your blog
So I'm apparently supposed to post the one that Crys wrote for me here...? Vic: 1. A successful straight-back-walking convert. At least you don't slouch so much anymore, which makes your posture loads better. 2. Try skateboarding, or rollerblading. Or competitive swimming. 3. Face: Pastel pink. Character: Dark red. The colour of thick, warm blood. 4. Your loyalty, I guess. In terms of character. Otherwise it'd be your imbapro intelligence. You're so freakingly smart, it's unfair. 5. First Chinese class, when you and Rach abandoned me and started talking to each other and totally daoed me because you thought I was a mugger with a sad life. 6. Rabbit. I think it's the pink cheeks. 7. Ahem too private to say here.
Hem hem. Okay. CRYS: 1. pastacreamandmushrooms! 2. Same as what Xinyuan said: TELL WESLEY YOU LIKE HIM. 3. Pale brown? 4. I CAN SUAN YOU AS MUCH AS I WANT AND YOU CAN NEVER THINK UP A WITTY REPLY NYEH HEH HEH. Oh, look, I suaned you again! 5. I don't actually have any memories of you that stand out. Uhm, how about reciting Memoirs of a Geisha at the Parade Square during PE in P6? 6. Coconut. I know it's not an animal, but they're all organic and you DO look largely like a coconut. LOL HCI's screaming coconut tree. 7. Do you remember that you still owe me a lifetime's worth of ToDs from that time when I traded some of my soap and shampoo for that during P5 camp?
And, uh, I'm supposed to open this to the rest of the world?
That's 514 LOLOLOL JOSIE LOOKS AMUSING!
