Haha.

Crapping with Crystal is kinda fun sometimes ><

On the way to Plaza Sing yesterday, I don't know how but the topic changed to Amber Brown. OH I REMEMBER. She was saying about how she "must -something-" (I forgot what) so I was telling her about that "I must, I must, I must improve my bust, I better, I better, before I wear a sweater" thing. So we were wondering about what a sweater's got to do with anything. Then I told her it came from an Amber Brown book, called "It's Justin Time" or something like that. Crys said she didn't believe that there wasn't anything between Justin and Amber. I have to agree =D We were all "tut tut, childhood pregnancy, Amber Brown!"

I was asking her to go back to Rosyth on the 16th to watch me die, and she refused D: According to her, she wouldn't be able to get in. Unless she posed as a parent. Hmm. TUT TUT, TEENAGE PREGNANCY, CRYSTAL! Hahaha I can just imagine all the disapproving looks from other mums and stuff. There'll be alot of them, considering that the whole PTA is probably going to be there again >< Like Yiwye, ZX and I were saying last year. "Bring your child on stage to prove that you're a parent." Hahaha then everytime a PTA member went up on stage without a kid, we would go "ORHHHH FAKE PARENT!" Sho funny =)

At PS we saw this Stitch soft toy dressed in a Winnie the Pooh suit. Like it had this yellow hairband with two ears sewn on, and it was wearing this red shirt that said "Pooh". Next to it was another Stitch soft toy dressed like Mickey Mouse. I pointed out the anomaly to Crys.

Crys: "OH EM GEE. WESLEY HAD A KID WITH WENDY!"

Which makes sense. Kind of =D Cos Wendy was Winnie the Pooh before he became Wendy, right? So their heir would be a stitch-pooh thing, which is exactly what we saw =X Don't know about the Mickey one though.

Crys then launched into a long speech about dumping people. Which I kind of didn't exactly pay attention to. =D Hey it was boring okays. Oh and how could I forget

CRYSTAL'S 3 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HAVING AN AFFAIR.
#1. He's wearing a skirt!
#2. His lipstick is in the wrong place!
#3. His hair is tied the wrong way!

Crys even had the accompanying logic, which I thought was kind of warped =X And those signs seem to me more like "CRYSTAL'S 3 WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A HOMO." But then again, Josie IS gay. Well. I guess it works =) (for josie, that is.)

Crys, you haven't killed me for the "THERE IS NO JOSIE" yet =D

HELLO =D

TODAY WAS NETBALL CARN.

WE OWNED 112 =DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

pwned them =)

I am currently trying to clear my spammed inbox and trying to shove Crystal out of the way. Ouch. She just bodyslammed me. And gosh it hurts she's so heavy D:

We went to PS just now. And...

Nevermind.

SUCESS.

Crystal disappeared!

Oh no she's reading this over my shoulder and letting out a low hiss. I think she's going to attack me. Oh okay cool she didnt. She just hissed a bit more.

Oh oh oh playing netball against the teachers is cool. We pwned them. Okay I didn't play but the sec 1 netballers played. And ahaahahahahahaha THEY JUST GOT OWNED. The teachers, I mean. I think it was Ms Ong, Mrs Loh, Mr Lim Er Yang, Mr Lim Cheng Puay, against some sec 1s. I can't remember who else played. Mr Lim (Er Yang) was the GK for the teachers' team. In the end he just gave up trying to block the sec 1s and shrugged helplessly.

BUT. Then it was the Revenge Of the Teachers. Walao they go and call all the PE Dept teachers. LIDDAT IS SO OVERKILL CAN. (haha okay just now sec 1 netballers vs random teachers was also overkill. but still.) Mr Lau was like the GK I think (yes hes not a PE Dept teacher, but he was still popular-demand-ed.) And he just stood there and raised his arms and blocked the whole shooter. Mr Ben was abit over enthu I think, he hurled the ball across all the courts. He got penaltied. =)

I can't wait for Rosyth class reunion =) I love you all. Except munglin, but who loves him anyway? Heh.

OH YES I DEDICATED A SONG TO CRYSTAL :DDDDDDD

I wanted to dedicate "Josie" from Blink182, the weird weird one with all sorts of contrasting rhythms, but they didn't have it. So Xinyuan and I just decided on Fergalicious. She was kinda adamant about My Humps, but that was kind of very wrong and someone already played it so we chose Fergalicious. The message I wrote was something like "Hello Crystal! They didn't have "Josie" =("

But what the person shouted into the mike was even more hilarious.

"TO CRYSTAL. THERE IS NO JOSIE."

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. And then Aunty Elmo and Aunty Jodi came rushing up to me and was all "OMG VIC DID YOU HEAR THAT WAS THAT RACHEL??" No it was me. =)

It wasn't the intended effect. But still funny. Sorry Crystal, they really didn't have Josie! xD It sounded like the Tickle Me Emo thing.

"There is no Josie. You hear me? NOOOO JOSIE."

OH AND THEN

THEY CHEATED OUR FEELINGS OKAY.

Crys, Rach and I decided to dedicate another song. To our favourite person ever. We were going to dedicate "Thank you for the venom", but they SAID they didn't have it, so we asked if they had "Give them hell, kid". The list said they had but the person apparently didnt. She said they only had Black Parade songs, although Rachel said that she saw "Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge" in the albums list. Walao. So we wanted to dedicate "The Sharpest Lives". The dedication was to a "Mavis Ng", and the message was "Stay fat and cute. From Crystal Rachel and Victoria." The cute was Crystal's contribution.

BUT WALAO THEY DIDN'T PLAY IT OKAY. CHEAT US. AND THEY PLAYED "COMPLICATED" TWICE. WALIAO EH. CHEAT OUR FEELINGS. AND MY MONEY. HURH.

Okay I'll stop here, cos Crys wants to read my blog -.-

Well.
The Shaw Lab is full of people but I still feel somewhat alone.
Maybe it’s the inborne characteristics of a hobo. Or maybe I really AM alone.

Don’t mind me, I’m just emoing again. Or am I.

I feel as though I’ve drifted away from everyone I used to know. Yeah yeah melodrama, Channel 8 serial thing. But it’s the truth. I hate it though. Hate it sooo much. (Dam I hate typing in Word, this whole post is gonna be full of green and red underlines by the time I’m done. Oh but nevermind. Yay I disabled check spelling =) The green lines are still there though.)

This is really short cos I have to rush off somewhere. Why do I even bother? I don’t know. I’m not appreciated, so why care actually? This is so not like me at all. When I’m not appreciated, I just stop it until people learn how not to take me for granted. Ah but somehow now I just keep doing whatever I do so that people can keep taking me for granted. Isn’t that just great. I know the reason why perfectly, but I just can’t, don’t want to admit it. This sucks.

I wish I could turn time back and freeze it. I don’t mind repeating the same day over and over and over again if it means having me (or is it you?) back. Hmm. Interesting. Is it ME or YOU? Is there even a difference now? All that I’ve been doing, how it has been influenced.

And how I’ve changed.

I miss my old self a little. At least when people hurt me I’d hurt them back. Now when people hurt me I just have to grin and bear it, cos I told myself I’d change. I told myself I wouldn’t be such an easily angered and revengeful person. For once, I listened to myself and guess what? I don’t think I’ve come out any the better for it.

People step all over me now, I don’t get the respect I feel I deserve as a fellow human, a classmate, a friend. (oh and that hurts so much.) What did I do wrong this time? Except give in to you, make you feel wanted. And what did you do in turn? You lapped it all up but suddenly push me away.

I know I’m no longer wanted.

Well, you don’t need me anymore. I’m just an extra. A liability, even. You prosecute me for that and cast me aside. Now you’ve got what you wanted, you’re big, strong, pro, whatever. And I’m not. Zoom, everything I’ve done for you has been forgotten like that. I don’t mean anything. I haven’t helped you on the road to success, no no no no no I haven’t. All I’ve done is… nothing. My help can’t even fill that little bitty pea. Now to you I’m just someone who doesn’t DESERVE to be even here. I don’t have the right to live here in the same country, same school, same universe… etc. I should just go bury myself in a hole and eat worms for the rest of my lonely existence.

Everyone’s forgotten me. They’ve forgotten that someone called Victoria once helped them. Once followed them to the toilet, once (or maybe a lot of times) helped train them or let them leech her exp, or did something, anything at all, for them. I’m just a bystander who’s nothing but trouble, when I AM something. All I did was ask, for a companion or to be trained or leeched a little bit. Nope. Victoria’s never done anything useful for me. She’s so irritating, always asking for things.

That’s what you whisper behind my back, isn’t it?

I can’t see the computer screen clearly. Forgive thetytpos cos sdI cant esee the keyboard. How embarrassing. In the Sjawrd Lab somermoer.

Nevermind.

(Now it’s your favourite word, isn’t it? I don’t even deserve an explanation, cos I won’t be able to understand it anyway. I’m too stupid.)

Just because I’m not level 51 or older than you or first in class doesn't mean that I don’t have feelings too.

And I can tell you, it hurts. It hurts.

I’m my own best friend now.

WO HEN SHENG QI!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

I scream ah.

Okay what has made me so angry!

The comment that "I" apparently made has been posted on someone's classblog. Can die sia. IT WASN'T ME OKAY. IT WAS SOME IDIOT (Foolish slut!) called MUNGLIN. Munglin is the one who declared his "undying love" for Wes lar.

And some people still have the decency to claim that I am half-man -.- Like they themselves very straight meh. I am quite sure that I'm straight, I'm willing to bet my life on it lar. I do wish Munglin would stop posing as me. It's so embarrassing. Not as in the sense that Munglin's puny mind would comprehend.

Munglin's thoughts: "EHEHEHEH I MADE VICTORIA EMBARRASSED I'M SO PRO EHEHEHE I CAN ACTUALLY MAKE SOMEONE EMBARRASSED EHEHEHEHE AND LIKE MY SUPER SCARY AND INTIMIDATING COMMENTS AND INTELLIGENT SPAM PROBABLY MADE VICTORIA CRY TOO EHEHEHEHE YAY IM SO PRO IM SO CLEVER IM SO PRO EHEHEHEHE AND I CAN ACTUALLY EMBARRASS PEOPLE YOU KNOW EHEHEHEHE.

The normal person would sum it up in 4 words. "Get a life, Munglin."

I'm not embarrassed by his remarks, much less his spam. What makes me pissed is how some people actually think it's really me. Like gosh. And that it just a disgusting thought. If people start thinking that I have Munglin's intellect, which at a humble estimate would probably be -34982094568923, then I might as well just go jump in a river. Rawr.

Zhen shi tai tao ren yan le. Hao xiang gei ta yi ba zhang guo qu ne.

He's exactly the kind of person you'd wanna claim that you don't know. Cos as the proverb goes, birds of a feather flock together, and the last person I'd want anyone to judge me by is Munglin, whose idea of a witty retort is "This is a free spam service by munglin. Thank you for using our service and we hope you have a nice day receiving (btw he spelt it "recieving") more spam."

OH WOW, THAT'S JUST SO WITTY I DON'T KNOW HOW TO RETORT LEH. LIKE I'M STUCK. LIKE MUNGLIN, I LOSE, I GIVE IN, THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF YOUR WITTINESS HAS JUST DAZZLED ME! LIKE HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RETORT TO SUCH A WITTY STATEMENT.

And I'm sure, that puny mind of Munglin's will totally miss the sarcasm it's absolutely drowned in and take it literally. Nevermind, as I am kuan rong da liang, I shall let the idiot have his happiness -.-

Today was kind of irritating, cos 2 people invaded our control room. Actually we weren't supposed to let them in, but cos I was a good samitarian I decided to let them in. Seeing as they had travelled so far to get here. And also partly because I wasn't very sure whether or not they were allowed inside.

Looking back, I think we should have chased them out. I mean one of them was quite nice, but the other was just plain overboard lar. There was an opened pack of chips in the room (mine) and then upon seeing it she asked if she could have some and then promptly ate like half the remainder D: I am distraught. It cost me $1.50 you know! Like wth can. And considering that she wasn't even supposed to be there, much less eating the chips. And she kept eating and eating and as if that wasn't fuel enough (yes, I am stingy with my food. Get used to it.) SHE JUST PLONKED DOWN ON MY CHAIR AND READ ABIT OF MY DIARY OKAY. WHAT. THE. FK. No respect for other people's privacy lar! And then she lifted up my maths paper and looked at my marks, probably on purpose. WALAO EH. She just sat there comfortably on MY chair, looking through MY maths paper, putting aside MY diary, eating MY chips, in OUR control room. You tell me, is that ridiculous or what? The other person was quite okay lar. She just played with the stage designer, but since it was turned off it didn't really matter.

The Chip-Eater, as I shall call her since I don't know her name, ate half of my chips. HALF. And she didn't even get the freaking message when I took all my papers and held them on top of the opening. She just brushed them away and took a big piece. Then I put my diary on top as well and she was all "Scuse me" and then moved my stuff and took another. So I decided that two could play and I covered the pack with my hands. I think she sort of got it and was like all "Do you mind me eating them?" Yes I did! Yes I so so so did! But because I was in a kind of don't-argue-with-people mood I didn't say anything much but just told her to leave some for me. She then took another piece -.- In the end I put the pack into my bag. (There were only crumbs and small irritating bits left later you know!)

Then she opened the window. Walao I jumped at that one cos suddenly alot of noise flooded in and I thought someone came in. If it had been Boon Hwee Crystal and I would be so dead. Or Cheryl also. We asked her nicely what she was doing with the window, and apparently she was checking to see if her batchmates were downstairs. Which they obviously were, from the noise. The other girl asked if it were okay to open the window, which it wasn't actually, but we just told them that it's preferable not to, even though the seniors did that once. And shouted down. But we think it's not allowed. So we told them that. TCE (The Chip Eater) finally closed the dam window, with much encouragement (?) from the other girl. She opened it twice again later. Both times, we told her in an increasingly pissed tone NOT TO OPEN THE WINDOW. I mean, since they were already there then why must check so many times! Plus it lets out the aircon too, and it's really scary. And if people look up then well. Some people are gonna die. Not just them.

TCE also fiddled with some piece of equipment, a mike of some sort. And she asked us if it was on. To our horror, it seemed to be. We told her that.
TCE: "Oh it's okay it's not connected to anything lar."
It's not connected, but everything here is WIRELESS!!!! Dam lar. So we fiddled with it, muted it and turned it off. (Sorry next person who uses it.) We kept it too. It's not very nice to abuse people's hospitality like that.

Then they started playing with their handphones. TCE was playing music. And some game thingy. WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LAR. I MEAN NO ONE WILL KNOW, BUT STILL. I RARELY CHECK MY HANDPHONE THERE AND EVEN WHEN I DO, I DON'T USUALLY WHIP IT OUT IN THE OPEN AND START PLAYING MUSIC -.-""""""" Can't they at least respect the club's rules?! They're supposedly guests too. (illegal immigrants actually.)

Finally it was over and we had to go. Haiz. Crystal congratulated me on not chasing them out. I think she wanted to too. See I'm learning to keep my temper.

Oh also right. We got back our English compos. Mine was too melodramatic =P Oh wells. They were showing some joke sentences lar. And there was one that was something like

(from a teacher to a girl who was caught cheating): "Foolish slut!"

O: right! I always thought slut was one of those unacceptable-and-simply-cannot-use-in-compos words. Along with the f word. And others. Plus since when was slut used in THAT connotation?! I never knew. Interesting. I always thought it meant jian nu ren or something. Heh =P

Oh and there was one which Ms Santhi apparently MEMORISED ^^ It's a sordid tale xD Talking about the father *cough* in his bed *cough* with *cough* "a light figure wrapped in his arms" *cough*. And upon seeing the author, the woman did nothing but *cough* stay wrapped in *cough* the father's arms *coughcoughcough*. Ahahaha. Ms Ong told us not to write about... R21 stuff. Apparently someone didn't listen =P

hellos everyone! sorry i haven't posted for quite a long time. Been busy, cos I'm planning to revamp our 614-15 classblogskin. Heh.

A big thankyou LT for being so nice and helping me block out those spammers =) actually just one, and I know who it is too!

Hahahahahaha some people just amuse me soooo much. Spamming illogical comments is a method that one uses when one has either #1 no wit #2 no sense of humour #3 just no brain altogether. And guess what! Munglin fits all these categories. He spammed my handphone. Oh gosh I feel so sexually assualted can. Crystal agrees haha. Fine lor he can suit his crunchy brown ase. I don't care lor. You send I delete. And anyway, the one who's using up his free smses isnt me.

Psst. Actually I think I'm being such a nice person right. Giving Munglin somewhere to actually SEND his smses to. I mean like, he's MUNGLIN. People probably dowana talk to him. So if I don't help him use up some of his free smses, they'll all go to waste anyway, seeing as no one wants to talk to him!

Munglin ish gey.

I love maple =)

I love deplhi.

I love viccie.

I love vicy too!

I love sheeps.

I love equipment drops.

I love mesos.

I love kerning PQ.

I love ClouDBreaK.

I love my guild members.

I love my buddylist.

I love my buddies.

I love my gold heart ring most of all =)

Hey if you people maple delphi tell me kays I wanna add you =D

199th post! =D

Yesterday after coming home from 3rd lang, I took the time to organise my teeny tiny scrapbook box. To my utter surprise and delight, all the stuff I have fitted inside without much problem, with the exception of the papers. But that's just cos they're huge and square and my box is small and rectangular. Sad. Well anyway, at least it's more organised now. And I do have quite a good collection of stuffies. Yay me. I wish I had more though. It's rather theme-organised luh. Cos I buy the stuffs when I have an idea I wanna carry out. I wish I had more random ones. Yay I wanna more of papers and 3D stickers and rubons and everything for Christmas. I think I shall go write to Santa Claus. Or whoever's planning to play Santa this year. I've been a nice kid this year... most of the time =D I haven't killed anyone or done drugs! So who's gonna play Santa?

Rawr. I wish RGS would end school like HCI and NY lar. They end like what, 26 Oct!!! And ours? A pathetic 2 Nov. I mean it's great that we have holidays that start earlier than the primary school ones (Although I would gladly stay on till 16 Nov if I were back in Post-PSLE Rosyth again) but 26 Oct is just so cool. If I had holidays that started on 26 Oct that would be soooo shiok. But then again since I don't have anyone to play with or irritate 24/7, I guess it would be kinda boring. But who cares luh. Don't have to wake up at 6:15am and get stuck in humongous jams along CTE.

Oh no that reminds me. MY SPEECH. IS STILL. UNDONE!!!!!!!! Oh well at least I have about a month to get inspiration. But sadly the well of inspiration has run dry. I have yet to come out with a new ahlong story. Yes I'n going back once I think of something good. I wanna spoof the Miracle Worker thingy again but I can't really think of anything. Oh bsfdjktnsndgfaspfoj.

Went to PS with Rachel yesterday, after waiting 45 minutes for Mr Ho. He didn't show up D: So heartbroken and in despair, Yunan and I left. Well maybe not heartbroken. Heh. 45 WHOLE MINUTES WASTED OKAY. SIENNNNS. Okay so Rach and I took the bus to PS! Yeah then we went to Spotlight and we saw random huge flower and feather decorations. That were probably supposed to be used for Halloween. We also saw those huuuuuge hat thingys and we were playing around with them. I put on this huge black one which looked like what a "flower of civilisation" (as I reminded Rachel, she was supposed to be) would wear and I started pretending to be one. But it was too huge and I couldn't see. It must be tough being ladylike and gentlewomanly and a flower of civilisation. Oh and there were these huge flower decorations, like really really huge. About the size of my palm yeah. And it was super elaborate and all, tons and tons of petals! Haha we found one that was all black, we're planning to wear it to school someday! Black hair decorations mah. And at the counter there were some with feathers dangling out, also very pretty and also very black. Yays can wear to school right! xD And there was this huge screaming ghost mask. Yay =)

Oh oh oh on the bus to PS we saw some queer people. There was one guy sitting near the back who looked alot like Mr Daniel Lau. Except that he was FAT. FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT! So he looked more like a cross between Mr Lau and Phenghwee. At first glance he seemed to look alot like Mr Lau but after repeated glances it was as though he had morphed into Phenghwee O: Isn't that just scary! Yeah then sitting infront of the Phenghwee-Mr Lau morph was this absolutely emo guy. Except that his hair was blonde. And it was cut in that ragged fashion and his head was tilted down so it hung all over his eyes and part of his nose. EEEEEEEEEMO. Haha he was wearing a black shirt, with this red symbol over there. Then I thought it looked kinda familiar but couldn't place it. Suddenly I realised it looked like the HCI crest upside down =P It wasn't of course but it sure looked like it. Rachel agreed. Ahahahaha. Anti-HCI huh. And actually we couldn't decide if it was a guy or a girl. So we just left it as "it".

Then I went home. Then I went to lunch. And then I fell asleep while watching people play com. One thing I've learnt from that experience: Never fall asleep when someone's playing maple in the background. I dreamt that I was a Bloctopus wearing a straw hat and then someone shot me with a rifle and threw a grenade at me. Then I made some funny noise and I died. Then I woke up. Phew that was scary. NIGHTMARES. I should really stop watching people play wargames. Like cover my eyes or fiddle with buttons or something. =/

Then I went to 3rd lang! And we learnt how to sing the first stanza of the Doraemon song. Lols it was soooo cute. アンアンアン、とっても大好きドラえもん！ CUTE RIGHT. And I'm very happy with my Jap GPA but very unhappy with my total score D: And I think Junhao's determined to beat me. Dammit. Oh well at least I didn't have to go for remedial. One guy infront of my got 29% for his overall and had to go for remedial. While we did crossword puzzles. Hooray. Jap movies next, can't wait for those =D

Ohkaaaaaay! Long post! YAY =D

Today, I saw a dog outside the guardhouse as I was walking to my house. It was tied on a piece of raffia and there was some dog food in front of it. It seemed to be resting, so I went over and said hello.

"Hello," I said. "What are you doing here? I've never seen you in this area before."

It shrugged helplessly. I thought for a minute and realised that it actually looked quite alot like Wester and Belle, who belong to my neighbour. It probably wasn't very hungry, the plate with dog food looked almost empty. I'm quite sure it was kinda hot though, it kept panting.

"Do you belong to anyone?" I said. It didn't respond, I don't think it heard me. I then smiled at it to let it know that I was friendly, and also to welcome it to our nice condo. It smiled back.

"Why are you resting? Don't dogs like to run around? Wester and Belle do." I said to it. It indicated the raffia with a wistful smile. I nodded understandingly. "See you around."

It waved goodbye to me and continued panting. I think it's cute. Could I adopt it, I wonder? It seems as though it would make a good pet. Pet. Isn't that such a cute word?

I also discovered today, that prisoners in Russia are rather hi-tech. They've actually discovered a way to hack sputum! Can you believe the possibilities that would open up? Like if that sputum happened to be carrying SARS or something, we could make it fly up the nose of someone you hate alot. For example! Munglin!

Read this extract and anaylse it carefully. Annotation will be provided in brackets [] and italics.

munglin said...
OMG YOU SAVED IT? I'M SO SCARED.........
August 23, 2007 12:56 AM
munglin said...
OMG........ AN ANOYNAMUS EMAIL ACCOUNT?
August 23, 2007 2:50 AM
[someone should tell munglin that anonymous has 2 "n"s, 2 "o"s, and only 1 "a". dam good at spelling eh munglin? anoynamus. pah ignoramus.]

munglin said...
Wow i just recieved an email from stitch94@gmail.com. Wonder who it can be. Hmm, it seems like somebody I know, but I just can't remember who...
August 24, 2007 10:41 PM
[munglin's amazing memory capabilities never cease to amaze! wow! im, like, stunned! NOT.]

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munglin said...
WOW SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE's HAVING A PERIOD. WE SHOULD RUN AWAY BEFORE AN EXPLOSION HAPPENS.ps. please spam http://anotherentrance.blogspot.com/i have a picture of her (ahem ahem i mean his) ugly face
August 6, 2007 7:04 AM
[yeah munglin you're so clever right, you cant even tell a girl from a guy. ok lor we if follow his reasoning then hes a girl. whatever. and i bet HE'S the one having the period lar, he's so frigging obsessed with periods. i'll eat my ass if i'll ever have a conversation with him in which he doesn't mention the word "period" once. and thats so effing lame, cos the english language has like over 20 million words, but to him his vocab only consists of... PERIOD! YAY! I bet he has perpetual PMS. so that's like ppms. ahahaha. and someone should also tell him that explosions happen in VOLCANOS. and im quite sure i dont have a volcano. possibly hes the next volcanoman. i wouldn't be very much surprised though, considering that last time in p6, he would be horribly fascinated with his... thing, everytime he got... well. you know. oh and he'd double up in "pain" and start moaning and groaning and clutching his thing. well! what do you know, maybe he was actually volcanoing and we just never knew!]

victoria said...
MUNGLIN I LOVE YOU! YOU ROCK
August 7, 2007 6:48 AM
[ohh the pwoor widdle bwoy, has to resort to telling himself that he loves himself. no this is obviously not me, i don't even like munglin. i think hes a loser. and only he would love himself so much. bad taste, i say. munglin, you have such bad taste. and yeah i wish i could turn him into stone. then after that i swing at it with a hammer and kachink. everything breaks. yay!]

munglin said...
very sorry to bring out the bad news victoria, but,I DO NOT LIKE HALF-GUYS LIKE YOU.so go get joel.
August 7, 2007 6:50 AM
[serious case of self denial here. since when was i a half male, anyway? that's like saying that bimbola is like... manly. like, EW. i seriously want to know whats his definition of a proper girl anyway. probably a "flower of civilisation", so gentlewomanly you dont even realise theyre there! like rachel promised to do tomorrow. heh. anyway its not like i even like him either luh. give up, you poor sucker.]

munglin said...
oh victoria ur so smart.now tt i deleted it who can proved what you said?oh victoria, ur brains aren't 4 u to screw around with.
August 7, 2007 6:51 AM
[yes thank you i know im very smart. what, munglin, you just realised that brains arent sacks objects? oh wait. hes munglin, what can one expect! by the way, its "now that i deleted it, who can PROVE what you said?" hah. very pro lar can't even get simple, basic grammer right.]

Anonymous said...
who is victoria? and bimbola!?
August 7, 2007 10:23 PM

munglin said...
Victoria and bimbola are both the same person. That person's name is Victoria Yeow Pei Zhuang, and that person is half-male, half-female.
August 23, 2007 2:35 AM
[SERIOUS CASE OF DISILLUSIONMENT HERE! and anyway, that's not my name. in this case, by the way, "victoria" happens to be you. i shudder when i say this cos i cant bear my name being linked to yours. i think i shall change my name to Abu Ali Binte Nur Mohammed Haziqe and move to Egypt.]

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// andrew said...
wow munglin nice blog i wished i could have a blog as nice as u
August 4, 2007 1:35 AM
[i suspect that this is another of his own fantasies. either that or this andrew is extremely stupid and ritarded. (yes i know how it's spelt, i just like this spelling instead) i mean, blogger has all the instructions there, and its in big big buttons and its just so idiotproof. plus its not even a proper blogskin, its one of those stupid template thingys. which are oh-so-common and so not nice looking. munglins blog is the typical blog that probably my 1year and some months old niece could create. and by the way, it's "I WISH i could have a blog as nice as URS." not that i do.]

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joshua said...
nice page munglin u rock
August 4, 2007 1:26 AM
[i bet that this was written by none other than... munglin himself! i mean, who would actually THINK for a moment that munglin rocks? and as for the nice page thing, please see above]

Okay I'm done ranting. Don't we all agree that Munglin is such a sad, sad loser?

AHHHHH.

I think my Chinese standard is like dropping horrendously lar! I totally died for the cloze. And the compo I forgot how to write short that ai. AAAAAAH.

Anyway.
2 more days until I can go Plaza Sing! YAY. Christmas-gift-making-material shopping yay =) Retail Therapy is very good for the depressed. Sien then must come back school for a briefing. Can't go lunch anymore D: Oh wells. YAY THURS ALSO GOT 3RD LANG =DDD

Today I went home and was gonna go Old Chang Kee to buy some food for my lunch, but it wasn't open and Hougang Point was like filled with people from Hougang Sec. Not that I'm elitist or anything but Hougang Sec people scare me >< Cos like most of my old school friends went to Hougang Sec so then I'm scared that I won't recognise them and they'll recognise me, and then go all "HI VICTORIA" at me and I'll be like "ohh um hi...." while thinking *who IS she/he?*

Yes I have a bad memory. And my fears weren't unfounded; I saw some of my old classmates. Luckily I recognised at least 2, and I only THINK I saw two. Yay me. But if there were alot more lurking there then oh crap lar. Hope they didn't see me. And I said "hi" to one of them I recognised and then he growled back "hi victoria." LIKE OMG CAN. THE LASTTIME I TALKED TO HIM HE WAS STILL TALKING IN A CHIRPY HIGH VOICE. AND ITS SCARILY FREAKY COS I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER HIM TALKING IN THAT CHIRPY HIGH VOICE. AND NOW HE SOUNDS LIKE JOSIE+SHERMAN+OTHER RANDOM CHUNKIES WHOSE VOICES HAVE BROKEN PUT TOGETHER. AND THAT IS JUST SCARY OKAY. CONSIDERING THE FACT HE'S STILL SHORTER THAN ME.

Old Chang Kee was closed =( So I bought some fishballs from a nearby stall and went home and cooked a pretty good meal yayzors =)

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG.

The Miracle Worker: My wonderfulicious splendiloquent (like a racehorse!) and bestest-teacher-in-the-whole-wide-world-ish piano teacher!!!

I PASSED MY GRADE 6 PIANO EXAM!

*hops around joyfully and hugs self gleefully*

And whoooooo I so love my marks luh. Guess it!!!

Cmon you can guess it, it's a very very very nice number. It's a palindrome, yes I think that's the right term.

I got.........

*drumroll*

111 =)

Yesyes whatever I didn't get merit or distinction, but cmon I was expecting something like 100 at the best lar! I mean my piano sucks and my second piece probably screwed up horribly and my aural was quite bad, I didn't get the first part. But I got a weird look from him when I played the first aural test thingy though. Means I probably got it wrong.

Oh and it's just so kewl lar, I got onecube for my marks =) <3 111o7! Tahahahaha a onecubian got 111 for her piano examshhhhh. I LOVE YOU MR JOHN GREENE PIANO EXAMINER GUY WHO IS APPARENTLY REALLY REALLY GENEROUS WITH MARKS! WEEHEE =D And I actually got higher than I did for Grade 5, which was 110. So I guess my wonderfulicious splendiloquent miracle worker piano teacher was right! Male examiners are more generous than female examiners =)

Woohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. LOVES!

Facebooking =)

RAWR I JUST DISCOVERED SOMETHING DRAWN IN MULTICOLOUR ON MY PROFILE POSTED BY SOMEONE.

****.

Oh well. I got a very... strange message on facebook today. Let's just say that Facebook should honestly consider rewriting their invitation messages for the "Hug Me" application. It sounds... wrongish ><

Okay. I'm blogging cos my wonderful adoring fans couldn't take yet another day of not seeing a new post and said they would give me lot and lots of chocolates and roses and random flowers and stuffed toys and CDs and lots of other cool and expensive stuffs! Muacks muacks thank you for your neverending support, I love you all!

Okay I don't know why I'm so randomly ego today. I think its cos I'm emulating Helen Keller. Now I go around stick my fingers down people's throats. (No, not my tongue. Not yet!) and then I get pissed and start biting myself =))) Oh and then I hug myself gleefully!

*hugs self gleefully*

OH YOUKNOW WHAT! I saw my super cute niece yesterday. She's still very short, but considering that she's only 1 year old that's excusable. Oooh and I made her smile twice! My mum also fed her a little of my potato. I think she liked it =) She can talk now, she calls me "jie jie". SO CUTE RIGHT! And I think she likes me yeah, cos she saw me then she started running towards me then my uncle came out and was all "Rinko come to uncle!" then she started crying and ran away from him. Aww. Oh and she likes my handphone too, the little crystal thingys at the bottom catch the light. I think I might upload a pic of her next time when I feel like it. Totemo kawaii desu!!! We put her in a basket and turned her around, she liked it =))) Then I asked my mum where she got that idea from and then she said she used to do that to me! =O I don't remember >< But I do remember sitting inside a lego box once (yes, I could fit inside) when I was about 3.

Ohh I can't wait for Emmy to come! Or maybe it should be Ammy. Whatever. I'll pronounce it Emmy anyway. Pssh I hope Emmy comes sooooon. There's a lot of pretty dresses waiting for her now...

Wheee and good luck to you too my dear seatmate Voony! =D

Clarisse! WHAT I SCANDALOUS! I not scandalous =( YOOOOOOOOOOOU are =)

Hello potato =) Be happy luh! Don't frown. Frowning gives you wrinkles okay!

Oh shit I just realised I'm so dead. HOW MANY MORE DAYS TO 16 NOV?! Progress:
-6589046% done. AHH WES HELPPPPPPPPP.