confessions of an (airheaded) mugger

Victoria
Bet you thought this was going to be witty. But in the interest of Internet safety and all that jazz, I shall refrain from divulging highly sensitive information, including age, telephone number, and weight. I guess a name is ok though; how else will you know it's me? (But seriously, kids, don't talk to strange old men on the Internet)
I do adore owls though. But you already knew that so I guess that's ok too.

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Sunday, February 27, 2011

HA HA HA I love those FB-like things that go something like girl has incurable disease, boy daos her, one day girl finds a donor and is miraculously cured, turns out boy donated some important part to her and as a result is now dead, because I found the funniest one ever that day.

"A girl discovered that she had ovarian cancer and told her boyfriend. He didn't even look up from the TV. Dejected, she went for a transplant with a heavy heart. It was a success. Now she visits her boyfriend's grave every day."

WTF HAHAHAHA WHAT KIND OF GUY HAS OVARIES?


9:54 PM
Friday, February 25, 2011

Today marks the first day ever in my whole life that I can be classified as remotely "jock-like", as I got accepted into Archery hahahah!

So I carried my bow case around school for half a day, and I don't think my right hand will ever function the same ever again. ): Thanks to all the sweet people who offered to carry it though, even if you were just trying to see how heavy it was. Hugs and air kisses to all of you, mwah, mwah.


9:58 PM
Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Somehow a lot of people in CSC who I don't actually know personally know my name! O:

Okay la maybe it's just because there are very few girls haha.

And we played some game where you had to find the person whose name you happened to be holding, and that was quite funny because I got Zexi and he was standing next to me talking to me, so I just grabbed him and was all "EH YOU OWE ME YOUR FIRST SLIP". And I was his first slip.

Cue infinite loop of taking names.

Then they made us switch our names for new ones, and I got Chuanqi, who everyone obviously knows. So I got a slip from him, and was celebrating when Chuanqi ambled over, showed me a new slip of paper with my name on it, and stole both my slips away ): Apparently he stole it from someone else lol wth.

But that's not the point. The point is that girls are infinitely more recognisable, because if you get a slip that reads either "Josephine" or "Victoria" or something like that, you can kind of eliminate about 3/4 of the club.


9:35 PM
Monday, February 21, 2011

Keeping a cbox is treading a fine line between banning jerks who keep trying to convince you that they're just blogwalking and happen to really like your blog, and hope that you'll visit them back at a suspicious tinyurl link-- oh how I rue the day tinyurl was invented-- and keeping from banning honest taggers.

So if you have tried to tag but found yourselves banned, greatest apologies! ): I have randomly unbanned a few foreign IPs that look plausibly like IPs that people might use.

Do try again! :D


10:05 PM
Sunday, February 20, 2011

Pituitary Gland:

It is also known as the Chief Executive Gland, or the Master Endocrine Gland.

When I grow up, I want to become a CEO. And then I'll make everyone call me the MEO, or Master Endocrine Officer!

OKAY SHIT BIO MUGGING IS SCREWING WITH MY BRAIN


8:51 PM
Saturday, February 19, 2011

I have not failed Mrs Lim!

Throughout Sec 3 and Sec 4, Mrs Lim would nag us about Chem stuff, and then she would say stuff like "Don't embarrass me when you get to JC! If you do ah, they'll ask who your teacher is and YOU'D BETTER NOT SAY IT WAS ME!"

And well yeah haha apparently stuff like that does happen! Someone in my class kenaed during Chem o.O

(But it wasn't me, yay! I shall go back and report and she shall be proud that I have not disgraced her name!)


8:45 PM
Friday, February 18, 2011

Today concludes the first week of the actual timetable at RI, and with it a whole host of adventures-- not all of them very savoury or pleasant.

1. Victoria is ridiculed for being in H1 Chinese
As I was waiting outside the classroom for H1 Chinese to start (well, actually, for the seniors to clear out so that H1 Chinese could start), a senior came out and asked me if I was going to use his homeroom. In excitement (because seriously, who isn't excited about Chinese) I nodded and even supplied details: "Yup! For Chinese!"

The senior looked at me, snickered, and then started speaking to me in Chinese-- presumably in a bid to make me not understand anything he said. The underlying assumption, of course, being that I was only taking Chinese because I got >D7 for O Levels. And by extension, that I am a banana and don't understand simple Chinese.

Whatever. I WILL PERSEVERE! Ensuring my continued Chinese-speaking ability is worth a bit of snickering now and then, I suppose. I will KEEP TELLING MYSELF THAT.

2. Victoria gets lost
Having trotted around the school for a good 5 days in December, I erroneously believed that I was therefore a veteran at getting around the school. Evidently, from the "erroneously" above, you can infer that I was wrong. I AM a veteran-- at least where walking from the Com Lab to Marymount MRT, and back, is concerned, and from the canteen to the library, but anywhere else often requires a good deal of turning around and subsequent disorientation before I give up and follow the crowd to someplace where I guess we're supposed to be.

So I was looking for the entrance of the staffroom to submit my SRP form, and I was really confused because some teacher had mentioned the Dean of Staff Rooms, who sits imperiously at the entrance to staffrooms and decides who shall pass and who shall not-- usually to students she's a typical Gandalf-- but there I was, standing outside a door, on which a notice commanded: "NO ENTRANCE TO STUDENTS AT ANY TIME". And there was no Dean of Staff Rooms in sight, Gandalf-like or otherwise.

To spare you readers the pain of my embarrassing experience with the teacher that came out and was promptly accosted, I shall continue right on to the revelation: I was at the BACK DOOR of the staff room. The main entrance was only accessible through some mysterious staircase accessible only from the library, or at least somewhere near there, which spits you out in some mysterious corridor when you try to get down and discover that it's not linked at all to the other blocks.

3. Victoria has nowhere to sit
One of the good things about being Sec 4 is that you never ever run out of places to sit in the canteen. Usually, you just look in the general direction of Sec 1s, with their skirts long and belts high, and they pick up all their miniature belongings and scurry out of the line of sight of seniors, to some tiny hidey hole in J Block or something. But in RJ, we become the hunted. We get glared at by the seniors everytime we walk in, because we look distinctly uncomfortable in our uniform-skins, or we have our skirts too high, or too low, or because we're J1s.

And you can't just sit anywhere that looks open. Never sit at a table with a hockey stick or some sports paraphernalia, unless you want to get unceremoniously lifted up and dumped on the floor by some jock (not that this has ever happened, except that time some idiot picked a fight with a rugger, but better be safe than sorry) and never sit at the second floor of the canteen, unless you want to get glared at by the Humans (I refuse to spell it with a "z") people for invading their elite territory.


6:48 PM
Saturday, February 05, 2011



OMG thank goodness for epic scoreboard climbing! I am finally ranked below matthewlee, and that is as close to godliness as I can get because the climb just gets exponential from there on.

-contented smile-

Okay now I can afford to burn time on the hard questions so my ranking actually reflects my standard! :D


9:44 PM