I love my opinions =)

But somehow I manage to insult alot of people. Ah well. I still love my opinions. =)

But I'm still in a bad mood! Rawr!

Imma stomp into Glendon's class wearing a brown paper bag with two holes cut out for eyes and a hole for the mouth and then I shall bite him. Nyeh heh heh heh heh.

CHOMP!

He wants to call Ms Khoo to apologise for hurting her feelings. Lol but he said that yesterday night and just now he bugged me about what to say to Ms Khoo. -_- Anyway Ms Khoo daoed him, so now he's hurt. Awww Glendon don't be sad. You're still nice. Even though you made me want to bite you. =D

Oh don't be fooled by the smilies, I'm still in a bad mood.

Itchy itchy boo boo.

Eeyer why no one tag my blog liao. I'm used to seeing my tagboard flooded.

Hooray I went to see the doctor today. It's affected my nervous system ler yay. Anyway whatever he says I'll probably recover. Grahsh.

I'm reconsidering taking A level Chinese.

Eeeeeeps my mum just read my lit essay, gave me a strange look and said "Literature nerd." Hahaa having your parents insult you by calling you nerdy is really interesting.

I had a nightmare about balsa wood yesterday night lol. Like I woke up at 3am and kept cutting wood for some weird reason, and Lidan was there too. Then we just kept cutting and cutting and cutting and for some weird reason, the clock never moved past 4am. The wood didn't stop coming either. Rarrrr OM struss.

Ok now I'm threatening to bite Glendon. Haha I'm so random.

Sien.

I thought RGS wasn't gonna be damn focused on Chinese or anything and maybe the standard would be slacker than other schools. Like say NYGH.

But yeah my Chinese teacher probably hates me now, because I'm not cheena enough.

I forgot to bring my Chinese file today, and my teacher thought it was because I'm pai and rebellious and out to defy her or something. So I kena scolding. And then she got really pissed at everyone because some people forgot to do their gong han homework. But actually this week we had like two tests, and everyone was really stressed out. Not to mention the other teachers piling on homework as well. And most of them forgot to do the back page, which I actually also kinda forgot until like two days ago. Back pages are so unnoticeable.

Then she screamed at us and told us that we might as well go and study Normal Chinese. o.O

And then we didn't manage to complete the gong han that the relief teacher very thoughtfully gave to us like 5 minutes before the bell rang and thus didn't hand up. So she got even more pissed off. Eh but really lor the stupid relief teacher came in damn late and just shoved us the gong han and went off again. -_- Apparently we were supposed to do it in that period of time when she was sick or something, and then hand up to Chinese Rep and Chinese Rep would put it in her locker.
Firstly: We didn't have enough time. 5 minutes is not enough to do a gonghan.
Secondly: The bloody relief teacher didn't tell us anything at all.
Thirdly: History exam first period the next day!

Haiya. Anyway since I'm not one of those smart awesome-in-Chinese-made-in-China-people I might as well just go die and study Normal Chinese lor. Rarrrr. I miss hulaoshi and wulaoshi =(
At least they didn't not like me because I'm not from China.

A terrorist escaped two days ago, I only learnt about it yesterday because Rachel C told me. So scary lar... today during recess me Rachel and some other people were discussing this matter of national importance. I wonder where he's gonna bomb, if he IS gonna bomb anything. =/ RGS is in danger, it's right next to the American Club. Why do SJI and SCGS get extra protection when RGS is more likely to get bombed? (Lol SJI... )

Atiqah said that if RGS gets a bomb alert, we'll all have to run to Somerset MRT. Because that's like the nearest bomb shelter or something. The teachers get to hide in school. Rachel and I demanded to know why RGS was so big but they didn't even have a bomb shelter and we suggested hiding inside the air rifle range.
Atiqah: The teachers hide inside the air rifle range! That's the bomb shelter!

And I thought I was being innovative. Anyway that's so crap lar I'm sure the range can take more than just the teachers right. And then we started talking nonsense about how all the riflers could take out the guns and protect us in the event that bombs come. Highly unlikely though, considering it's name. AIR rifle. But then skarli the police come and then see the rifle people holding rifles and then shoot them with real rifles that fire real bullets. Imagine:
Rifler: I'm on YOUR side!
Policemen: *bangbangbangbangbang*
Rifler: *clutches dozens of holes in stomach and holds up the gun weakly* It's only AIR!
Policement: *bangbangbangbangbang*

Then today during Eng, the projecter PMSed again. It refused to work when other people pressed the buttons and just kept flashing orange and red and green. Lol so I had to go take the broom and poke it. And hooray it worked! Today it wasn't as bad, sometimes it really gets in a foul mood and it's really impossible to coax it to work. But I think it likes me, so that's fine. Haha then Ms Ong was so pleased to have the projector back on she was all "Oh, what would we do without Victoria?" Haha yay AVPA =D

And then something in class started ringing, I think it's that white box on the wall with the flashing orange LED thing. Ms Ong got quite pissed cos she thought it was someone's handphone, but then we discovered it was probably the white box.
Yvonne: The sound reflects.
Ms Ong: No, "reflects" is the wrong term! More like.....
Ms Ong (at the same time): reberevate. (however you spell it -_-)
LT (at the same time): bounce.

This caused Ms Ong to give LT a very sarcastic look. But bounce sounds cuter lol!

Eeks I'm spasming randomly now. I think the thing's affected my spinal cord. Aiya whatever lar not like most of you would understand this haha.

Anyway today was Founder's Day rehearsal. Not fair luh the statues get pretty wreaths made out of those CNY mandarin oranges leaves, which are nice and dark-green and velvety. Not like our DIY-in-3-minutes-piece-of-wire-with-a-couple-of-green-string-thingies-wreath. Who are they tryina kid.

Well me and Rachel C did backstage, and it was suuuuper fun. Because there was no need for backstage people in this particular function. =D Shiok lor haha. So we just sat there and slacked while Ms Leow shouted at the sound booth people. ><

Oh and this time, they didn't treat AVPA like absolute dogshit so that was good. We actually got food too, albeit castoffs from the staff meeting. They gave us egg mayo sandwiches, each a quarter of a breadpiece, but they tasted quite nice. At least we got food right and not a demand to reshuffle EXCO. And backstage being backstage, Rachel and I took turns sneaking off to the canteen to buy drinks and food. (Ooh there are now three Rachels in AVPA. Rachel Phang Rachel Chin and Rachel Yohannan. Interesting trivia.)

I think this year's Founder's Day is going to be quite interesting, even if our wreaths do look a tad ugly.

I wish I were as flexible as the Gymnasts, but then again they're pretty scary. It's like they have no bones at all okay, the way they can just do cartwheels and backflips and who knows what else. I saw them doing their warm ups today, and I recognised some ballet stretches. There was one where you have to open up your legs as wide as you can and then attempt to get your chest on the floor without bending your knees. I can't do that. Neither can practically my whole class, with the exception of Ann Qi. She can get her elbows on the floor and that's with the teacher pushing her back down. It looks pretty painful. But this gymnast I saw, she was lying on the floor with her legs open 180* and her chest on the floor, and she was bloody DOING HOMEWORK.

Another one I saw was revising Bio while doing a split.

I tell you, gymnasts aren't humans. They're eviljellypeople.

ARETE!

WTH THE TWINS ARE JOY FOO'S DISTANT UNCLES. :O

Not fair lar why is everyone related except me!

Anyway here's something to ponder over.
Wesley Leong says:u know thrs such thing as mudda****er right
Wesley Leong says:then he was thinking
Joshua Foo says:ya?
Wesley Leong says:got such thing as grandfather ****er?
Wesley Leong says:then i said yea got
Joshua Foo says:WTH
Wesley Leong says:eh wait
Wesley Leong says:was sth different
Wesley Leong says:uhh
Wesley Leong says:we were thinking along the lines of
Wesley Leong says:if u can have a maternal grandfather whos ur paternal dad
Wesley Leong says:then i was saying yea can
Wesley Leong says:cos ur grandfather
Wesley Leong says:have ur mum as a kid
Wesley Leong says:then go uhh... do stuff
Wesley Leong says:then become u
Wesley Leong says:then u got a maternal grandad whos ur dad
Wesley Leong says:so are u coutned as 2nd or 3rd generation?
*LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says:2.5

Today during Compstuds, Yvonne started singing "Climb every mountain" in a really high voice. It was, to put it bluntly, damn irritating. I don't care if it's a nice song. Any song sung in a pitch waaaay above normal human voices is irritating and piercing to the ears.

I turned around and said in a rather tolerant manner, "Yvonne do you mind not singing?" because I was trying to create a GIMP image, and her song was very distracting.

Yvonne heard this and went "SOOOOORIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" in a very high pitched voice, turned around and continued singing as though nothing had happened. -_-

Walau lor. Compstuds isn't CHOIR. Compstuds isn't OPERA. Compstuds isn't SOUND OF MUSIC, for goodness's sake. She can go be a nun and croon that song for all I care, but not in a computer lab -_-

Anyway, Rachel Crystal and I were inventing jokes during lunch.

Q: What did the comnerdgeek say to the girl?
A: "You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive!"

Q: What did Nilgnum say to the girl?
A: "You back up my hard drive."
(The wording in this was somewhat debated over, but still.)

Q: What did Mr Lim (not ahleong but "eryanglaoshi") say to Crystal?
A: "You turn my floppy disk even floppier."

Crystal squealed so long and loud during the last one.

LOL Compstuds. The teacher is absent, so we’re just like, slacking. Hee. Hmm Denise is chasing Huimin around on one of those rolly chairs things, and they’ve gone two rounds around the lab already. Ahahaha. The teacher is late.

Oh okay the teacher is here. I’m so bored now lol. Last week we did CSS but I kinda finished it in like 5 mins and slacked for the rest of the lesson -_-.

Now I can hear the Potter Puppet Pals music. I think it’s the mysterious ticking noise one. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.

Geesh my tongue hurts now.

OH LOL THERE’S A PODCAST COMPETITION THINGY. MAYBE I SHOULD SEND IN THE ONE CRYS AND I MADE DURING ASSEMBLY ONCE. The one about hot pink Sprite. I have a vague impression that I blogged it out once, I think I’ll go look for it.

… we’re doing GIMP today. Gnu! Gnu is such a cute word. Gnugnugnugnugnu.

It seems to me that everything we’re doing is like one year behind HCI o.O.

WHY!

HAHAHAHA.

Today's Jap test was quite okay lar. Quite easy I think. Then we were supposed to formulate sentences about ichiban whatever, and one of them was about handsome/pretty people.

So, the teacher called on Angela and one CHIJ girl to demo the handsome one. The CHIJ girl immediately snapped up the question and said it before Angela could, leaving her in the rather sticky situation of having to answer an embarrassing question: クラスの中で、誰が一番ハンスムですか。That translates to "Who's the most handsome in class?"

Angela hemmed and hawed for awhile before choosing the path of least resistance: "Sensei!" Sensei then started being shameless and going "Hmmmm?" while cupping one hand to his ear and blinking flirtatiously. Obviously getting more embarrassed by the second, Angela was all "Sensei.............." for a few times.

In the end, Sensei let her off by saying that "Oh, I don't count. You should say the boys in your CLASS." Well actually maybe that put her in a kinda tighter spot. Sensei then decided to pretend to be nice and kind and suggested "Joshua san?"

Upon hearing his name, Joshua san looked up, and when Angela nodded a rather furtive agreement, he dumped his head on the table again.

Congrats Joshng for having earnt the title of most handsome in J2.16! *rofl*

And then Sensei saboed Jeremy for most kirei, or beautiful. He refused to answer and kept saying "Sensei" as well. Sensei got rather agitated tryina explain to him that he was "hansumu, not kirei!" ("Handsome, not beautiful!") Ronald also started screaming "Sensei!" but when Sensei started threatening him with his pencilcase he suddenly changed his tune to "Uhhh... Seo Sensei!" In the end, Sensei got pissed off and told Jeremy "Say properly lar!"

Jeremy: "Uhhh... kurasu no naka de ichiban kirei no hito wa Aloysius san desu. =)"
("The most beautiful one in the class is Aloysius.")

And that just made everyone laugh more, because the last time Aloysius tried showing off his strength by pumping, everyone just kept laughing at the sheer size of his voluminous ass. (I personally think he kind of looks like Wesley in p4/5. The face lar not the butt size. I don't go around observing butt sizes unless I am forced to. That is, the size is so tremendous that it takes up my whole line of vision. Kind of like Aloysius'.)

Lol highness in Jap today!

And during lunch, Xinyuan decided to tell me her theory about rifles being male and pistols being female or something. I pointed out to her that I'd seen it already on Denise's blog, but she just kept speculating about little baby rifles.
So I told her that the absence of little baby rifles and little baby shotguns just prove that guns can use contraception too, but Xinyuan felt that, uhm, guns having erectile dsyfunction was more appropriate.

And somehow that became projectile dsyfunction. =)

Ooh and in the event that the pistol DOES get pregnant, then haha that's where you get your shotgun marriages lor. =D

I fainted during assembly today.

Dunno lar suddenly I suddenly felt like puking. And I felt giddy. Then I knelt down to rest but then when I stood up I fainted.

Haiz. It sucks okay. Geesh. Anyway at least I woke up soon enough, I hardly even had a chance to close my eyes.

Lesson #1: Do not stand up for awhile after you think you don't feel faint anymore.

Lesson #2: Do not faint on a step.

Sien I can't believe I'm so weak now. Last time I stood through the whole Colours Party thingy (17 minutes and 28 seconds) and I didn't faint. But now we'd stood for only like 10 mins and bam I was out.
Lol I remember how Mr Z called the wrong Amanda's parents when Amanda fainted.
Maybe I forgot to wiggle my toes. Mr Z would kill me if he knew =/

Or maybe it's time.

Yeah maybe.

JOEY RAN AWAY FROM HOME WITH THREE CARROTS IN HIS PACK. HEE.

I woke up at 11am this morning to a very cheerful message from Xinyuan telling me that my tagboard is more updated than my blog. But then Rachel always says that my blog entries aren't nice to read cos they're long and lohsoh, so I don't know which one you people want.

Anyway, I shall tell you about my violin teacher. He practically lives on diet coke and Hacks sweets, cos they're always on the piano when I go for my lessons. Lol.

Then today when I walked into the studio, I found the music stand folded. I didn't do anything because I haven't unfolded a music stand since I was like, p3. Skarli the whole thing collapse on me or something. When the teacher came in he looked at the stand, looked at me, and then said "EH WHY YOU CLOSE THE STAND?"
Me: "I didn't close the stand what."
Him: "Huh then why issit closed?"
Me: "When I came in liddat ler."
Him: "Really not you close meh?"
Me: "No...."
Him: *whispers* "Maybe here got ghost."
Me: "o.O"
Him: *whispers* "You better be careful."

Oh and today was 4D, so I saw Haoyang. Stupid Sion never come, although Haoyang smsed him. Anyway we just sat around and randomed, and he kept moping about his tests tomorrow. GOOD LUCK HAOYANG EVEN IF YOU DON'T SEE THIS! He also asked me if I had a blog and when I replied in the affirmative, he asked me why he hadn't found it. Lol he must have searched for the wrong keywords. =)
Yeah then after that he went to chase the dog around. Him, me and Sion are going for a movie during the March hols, and he's supposed to arrange it. Ahaahaha. Then he niaoed me for not knowing what Meet the Spartans was. Eh seriously lor how was I supposed to know that it wasn't something along the lines of 300? But it's coming out 28 Feb! :O Yay!

I can't wait haha! Haven't seen Sion for quite long ler.

Played mahjong with Grandma and mummy yesterday. Sui-ee joined in for the second round lol. She couldn't resist it, while I was playing she kept coming round to peek and be my consultant.

My grandma's mind is suprisingly active for someone so old. I think she knows the concept of modulo too. Cool.

Anyway it was really fun playing with them, the game moved superfast and I actually managed to use some logic. When I'm retired I'm gonna invite all the other taitais from around the block to play mahjong and then I'll develop a strategy to own them yeah!

Haha so now my grandma knows I can play mahjong, she'll ask me to play with her every Friday. Good at least then she won't nag me to bathe. =D And I can train at mahjong.

My mum said that I was pretty fast in picking up but she was rather curious how come I knew how to arrange the tiles, until I reminded her that I grew up watching my aunts arrange tiles. Yay.

Mahjong is cool.

OM spon today.

Lol following up with the tradition of toilet humour, Ruoting made a bra statement. We had this picture of a polar bear and her two cubs and we were supposed to make statements about it using mathematical terms, like "the mother bear had TWO cubs."

Ruoting: "The mother bear didn't wear an algeBRA."
and another one: "Laa laa laa, look at the DIAMETER of my huge ass."

This caused Ms Yeo to roll her eyes and go "Haiz. More bra jokes."

And somehow Div 2 Prob 4 wasn't performing up to standard. This just goes to show that dragging tired and weary people out of bed to get to RGS by 8 on a Saturday morning isn't very good for spon. But we played that laughing game during recess, although it was funner yesterday. Ahleong was being a saoxing person again and refused to join in the game.

Oh yesterday while we were lunching, we played this laughing game. We'd try not to laugh or smile for as long as possible. So Huifei would go "10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 okay start!" and then we'd TRY not to laugh. The first time we played it, mature Lidan laughed so hard as soon as Huifei said "start" that she had to steady herself on a table. =) Lol this just shows the extent of our highness. And then upon hearing Lidan laugh, Yifeng laughed. And the I laughed, and then Yingtong laughed, and then Huifei laughed. Chiewhui won.
Yifeng would always start laughing when Huifei said "start", and that would just set us all off. So we sat there laughing for an hour. Huifei wanted to win so badly but somehow she never did lol =D
And then when Huifei got really determined to win, there was once we all somehow started laughing so hard that we got stitches, but Yifeng (:O) and Huifei didn't. So we were all "WOAH OMG IT'S DOWN TO HUIFEI AND YIFENG!" Huifei heard this and was all "WTF YIFENG?" and then she burst out laughing and then Yifeng won. X)

Hmm. And then yesterday while we were all doing Style, ahleong got worried about our LTP. "Ehh so how your structure zai anot?" he asked.

"What's zai?" everyone asked, except Huifei who gave him a condescending look and said to him in a "like, uh, that's like so, uh, obvious!" tone: "I don't speak Chinese."
Ahleong: "It's dialect!"
Huifei: "I don't speak that either."
Ahleong: "But you have a Chinese name what...."
Huifei: "That doesn't mean anything. I don't speak Chinese."

Of course she does, but we just like to tick our coach off. I think now he's still tryina decide whether Huifei speaks Chinese or not.

And somehow that reminds me of the last last year PSLE Chinese oral where this angmoh guy supposedly said "wo bu hui jiang hua wen."

Lidan killed Aloysius yesterday. T_T Poor dear Aloysius, he was totally crushed. AND HE LOOKED SO STRONG TOO. We put his remains in a cardboard box.

SLI today.

I didn't titter at any cute members of a certain sex =)

Anyway, me and Crys were just tryina guess the schools of the people based on their uniform.

Victoria School was the first there! =D And then we saw Cedar Girls, SCGS, SJI, HCI (their uniform is super distinctive), I think Pei Hwa, RJC and RI, yeah.

Teoweiling from PSB last year went to HCI. o.O Why every year we have one RJ emcee and then one HCI emcee! So queer lor. Crystal's considering going to HCI in JC. Rrrr traitor! Anyway since I hate humanities and the feeling is mutual, I shall go to RJC and get lost in the campus. Hooray.

Yeah so SLI was quite okayish... except that the emcees somehow refused to speak into the mike, so obviously it was very soft. And then the people went "OMGZXZ, WHHY DE MIIKE N0RT W0RKIINGX ARHZX?"

Then, they kept pointing the mike towards the speakers, and of course that resulted in some pretty major feedback. "OMGZXZ, WHHY G0RT DE WIIERD WIIERD S0UNDS W0RZXZXZ?" (that mispelling was done on purpose.)

Sien lar we should really give the school a crash course on how to treat mikes properly. It's quite simple, really.
Speak into the mike, don't point the mike at the speaker, and don't spit into the mike.

Anyway during the performances, I saw the guys from the invited schools paying rapt attention to the performers. Especially during the PB one where they ripped off their shirts, the boys were all "woah." and some guy actually started taking pictures.

-_-""

I have forgotten how to eat =/

I tried eating a proper (if rather toned down) meal consisting of half a bowl of rice, some tofu and a bowl of soup. It was then I realised that I don't know how to chew or eat rice anymore.

Oh well, I was just kinda waiting for this. It happens usually just after the headaches, but since there was so much lag time I thought maybe I wouldn't forget. But then again, I haven't eaten properly for quite some time so it's not that I actually have a milestone for comparison.

In the end, I managed to get most of my dinner down, except that I took about an hour or so. I mainly just kind of slurped the rice down. Haiz.

I hope I get well soon, because I need to relearn how to eat. Otherwise I'll get that vitamin B12 defeciency thing again. Oh and then the supplements will aggravate the condition further, and the ulcers will get worse, and I'll forget how to eat all over again. A nice big circle.

Until then, I guess I'll have to resign myself to eating noodles and other soupy stuffs.

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Remember the time you lent me your car and I dented it?
I thought you would kill me...
But you didn't.

Remember the time I forgot to tell you the dance was formal and you turned up in jeans?
I thought you would hate me...
But you didn't.

Remember the times I would flirt with other guys just to make you jealous, and you were?
I thought you would drop me...
But you didn't.

There were plenty of things you did to put up with me, to keep me happy, to love me and there are so many things I wanted to tell you when you returned from Vietnam...
But you didn't.

Milly Plajer

It's such a sad poem. I read it a whole lot of times and each time my eyes just can't help but prickle. It's in Appreciating Poetry, under "Relationships", strangely. I thought it would be under War Poetry, which is what we're doing now.

War Poetry doesn't do good things to me =/ I don't know why but it seems to affect me a whole lot. Am I like the only freak or something? Somehow I can actually feel what they're talking about and yeah it hurts.

I like war poetry lar don't get me wrong. The emotions are really powerful and for some reason, they are more... impactful than other poems. I can't stop wanting to read them, it's like I'm a sucker for punishment. But yeah. They really are pretty good. If only I could get past the pain, but I think you're supposed to feel that.

Ow.

Dulce et decorum est, pro patrio mori.

Tomorrow's SLI, I'm doing AV duty. Yay, second function for the year!

I tell you, being Sec 2 owns. You get access to all the fun functions first, cos the new members haven't been initiated in. Blame Mrs Lee, she's still on MC. And will be until... 2nd of March.

Being a Sec 2 EXCO member owns more, cos at EXCO meetings we get to review all the events, and can reserve first =) And if all goes well, I won't have any problem fufilling 4 functions! (or more, that means imba CIP hours this year!)

DRAMA NITE 07: done!
SLI: Tomorrow. (Lol I'll talk more about it later)
FOUNDER'S DAY: Rehearsal tomorrow!
SPORTS FEST: I love AVPA. We do AV for Sports Fest, and we get it counted as a function... AND HOUSE HOURS. I tell you this owns. We get like 4-5 hours at one go =D Bam fufilled!

Oh and I wanna do NATIONAL DAY!

I like functions. I just don't like rehearsals. T_T

Anyway, during tomorrow's SLI, Mrs Chew has explicitly told us to um, be nice to our guests. And we will make all of them feel comfortable, even if they "are of a certain gender", and we will not "titter" when members of the abovementioned certain gender enter RGS, "even if they are *rather grudgingly* cute."
Yes. We shall not titter at cute members of a certain gender =) Hee hee.
I doubt anyone would actually do so lar, cos *coughcoughcoughmostofthemcoughcougharentcoughcoughcoughverycutecoughcough* Plus we aren't twits. And I think we'll actually be more likely to point and laugh rather than titter. But whatever.

Have a happy SLI everyone =) Happy not tittering at cute members of a certain gender. =)

Lol apparently all they teach in boys' schools is urm, human biology.

Like how to use contraceptives, and all about STDs. And although he didn't really mention it except in passing, I'm quite sure it's not uh, very good.

I would assume that it means stuff about, urm, sacks. I think I'm right. Geesh. Am I thankful that we're doing Chem now. Even during Bio we didn't exactly do, uh, human biology.

*shivers*

Eww. All boys schools are, in my opinion, just a really good recipe for trouble. Lol. But like Zheng Ning said, wild fun. :O In the truest sense of the word.

Rarrr there was alot I wanted to blog about. But I forgot. Every bit.

Oh yeah I shall tell yall about Ahleong (Yiwye connived this nickname.) ogling the dancers. (Lol um that's Mr Lim Pia Leong lar. The other solution is rejected in this context.)
Haha so we were doing OM, while all those Performing Arts people were prancing around in their costumes. The Ringers and Stringers had long gowns with a sash and the ethnic dances had, well, ethnic costumes. Mmm. And the Dancers, they were dressed in this knee length flowy blue dress which was rather... translucent. It was rather sexy I guess, so the OTHER Ahleong would probably have screamed "WAH CHIO BU ARH". =D jk jk.

Anyway, they were doing all sorts of dancing poses behind the bench where we were sitting, and once I turned around to catch a glimpse of them. Then I turned back to face Ahleong, who was facing us (and therefore the dancers.) His expression was super classic lor. It was like :O. Then I smirked abit and he snapped out of it and continued discussing OM.

Lol I'm not sure if he was really ogling the dancers or just stoning, but haha it sure looked like it lor. Anyway he's a kinda nice coach. But I still don't understand why he had to shave his head, so now his hair looks like the estate manager's. The Mr Stallone Goh(I think it's Goh) person.

Anyway, I'm banned from the rock wall! Mrs Wee saw my skin allergies and she was all "WTF IS THAT OMG" before I even said anything about it. And she was wincing all the time I explained. I don't understand why either =/ It looks loads better now...

And I didn't even show her my ulcers lor.

Lol lol lol I was reading the really dead GE Rosyth website and I found it... interesting.

http://www.rosyth.moe.edu.sg/departments/ge/ge_enriched.htm

Click on all those "more details" thing. Especially the OM one. HAHAHA I LAUGH ARH SINCE WHEN WAS CRYSTAL IN OM? WASN'T SHE LIKE IN IVP.

Lol and lots of cheemeenology there =D

And I have no idea why Shiyuan's sucking that yellowy thing.

[EDIT] Hee hee. Yahoo/Google search is unreliable. According to it, Crystal is a public prosecutor. Haha! And Wesley is apparently an actor. But I am me =D And actually I seem like one of those effing scary overachievers. =/ But as you can see, Google is highly, uh, unreliable! So yeah! [/EDIT]

Oh lol 278th post!

Yay 278. Such a nice number weehee.

Oh yeah, anyway, VOTE FOR RI =D LOOK AT THEIR NEMATION CLIP, IT'S CUTE!
www.nemation.com
C3, that's their clip! Super super super cute, so VOTE FOR IT YEAH! GO RAFFLES HAHAHA!
(Lol you have to vote three so I voted RI, HCI and SCGS. But just vote for RI yeah yeah!)
Raffles FTW!

Eh I wanna ask you people something apart from voting for RI. Is my name like very funny or something? Not including the Victoria part. As in like I know my surname is uncommon but is it veru side-splitting hilarious? o.O Cos like every single part of my name has been laughed at. Hurhur. By one person. Hurhurhur. Lol I'm not pissed or anything lar I actually find it kinda funny, but I'm just curious.

And apparently I'm a "gong chang li de zhang!" now.

HAHA I YAHOOED MYSELF.
http://sg.search.yahoo.com/search?ei=UTF-8&p=%22Yeow+Pei+Zhuang%22&fr=slv1-&dups=1
I HAVE 9 HITS. =) MOST OF WHICH AREN'T CRAP YAY!

Ooh on google have 14, but quite alot of them are actually links from my blog. o.O
http://www.google.com/search?q=%22Yeow+Pei+Zhuang%22&hl=en&rlz=1T4GGLR_en___SG212&start=0&sa=N&filter=0

Hmm. HAHAHAHAHAHA =)

I love being googleable =D

Nyeh heh heh heh heh.

Nyeh heh.

I found it, I found it, and I didn't even have to search anything =)

This proves my theooooory.

You can find any blog you want =)

I did it, I did it, I did it, hooray!

Okay, actually that was pretty stupid considering I already knew the address. (duh, how could I not!)

More for the CHALLENGE, yeah =D

Oh, I also found my kindergarten classmate's blog. Gee yeah I remember her so clearly! In P4 when I transferred over I was sooo surprised to see her, considering that we lost contact after we got into seperate K2 classes. I used to play with her ahaha, and that's why the teacher beat my hand with a ruler =X Heh.

And I remember Natalie too, she was my K2 bestfriend. And I was always tryina outdo her handwriting and speed. She went to Rosyth too =)

Yay, PAP.

I haven't found any of my Montessori classmates yet though. Although to tell the truth I probably wouldn't recognise them now. I remember Jonathan though. He was so nice lol, but he migrated to Melbourne =( I last saw him when I was like P4 or P5. I think I was P4, he was P5 then yeah.

And Olivia! Yeah yeah I remember her too, she was my bestest friend there <3 and we'd go to the little playground opposite the spectacle shop and play after class every week =)

I miss my kindergarten days =(

I think today I shall do a myth busting post. It's about time, geesh.

Contrary to much-advocated popular belief:

Myth #1: AVPA girls are not people
HELLO, YES, THEY ARE PEOPLE ALRIGHT. WE ARE ALL HOMO SAPIENS, JUST LIKE ANY OF YOU.

Myth #2: AVPA girls have no life
Um, just because we decided to be nice and embody the spirit of giving back to the community does not equate us joining AVPA because of a lack of life (social or otherwise) and therefore having too much time to waste.

Myth #3: AVPA girls have more than 24 hours a day
I WISH, DANGIT. We have 24 hours a day, in which we are supposed to go to school, go through the monotonous routine of school, reach the function early with sometimes insufficient notice, sit there and stone while you go through everything three hundred times for luck and another time for good measure, wait patiently for you to finish up with everything long after the so-called "latest latest latest stay back until" time has passed, AND THEN clean up.
Oh, and throw in getting blamed for technical errors beyond our control too.

Sheesh. If it weren't for hall assembly and my being CAD and my loving AVPA and it being fun most of the time, I'd quit AVPA.

You know, people seriously take us for granted too much okay.


SLI rehersal today. They said after school till latest 6:30pm.

Time started: 3:30pm
Time ended: ?

I left at 6:40pm. SHOU BU LIAO ALREADY LOR. They did dry weather investiture, (walking in twice) wet weather investiture, and somemore they wanted to do TWO concert rehearsals. At the time I left, they were still tryina get their act together for the first concert rehearsal.

SMART CAN?

Walau liddat just camp overnight in school lar! This is really too much yanoe. AV people actually have lives, hello! Groar!

So me, Wenjing and Yisha just went home. After all, they told us latest 6:30pm. It's not fair to us!

Poor Mr Nuh. Being RGS's technician is... hard. Melvin was right after all lol.

Haiz I had a nightmare last night. I hope it doesn't ever happen, but it seems highly uhh, probable. Haiz.


Giving up something is so hard.

BTW my hair now looks like a variety of things.

Morning: twit ponytail, those kind with a million billion willion tiny pins around the ponytail and 3 strands of hair tied by a mini rubber band consisting the ponytail.

Afternoon: ponytail of Anaemiclooking Girl, whose ponytail seems to be sucking the life out of her.

Night: Initially I thought it looked like a feather duster, but when I mentioned this to my mum, she laughed and laughed and said that it didn't. She said it looked like a shuttlecock instead.

Hooray.

ROMAINE: In spite-- of me.

SIR WILFRID: You don't deny, do you, that you did your best to hang him?

ROMAINE: Would they have believed me if I had said that he was at home with me that night, and did not go out? Would they?

SIR WILFRID: (Slightly uncomfortable) Why not?

ROMAINE: Because they would have said to themselves: this woman loves this man-- she would say or do anything for him. They would have had sympathy with me, yes. But they would not have believed me.

SIR WILFRID: If you'd been speaking the truth they would.

ROMAINE: I wonder. (She pauses.) I did not want their sympathy-- I wanted them to dislike me, to mistrust me, to be convinced that I was a liar. And then, when my lies were broken down-- then they believed... (In the Cockney accent of the WOMAN who visited SIR WILFRID at his office.) So now you know the whole story, mister-- like to kiss me?

SIR WILFRID: (Thunderstruck) My God!

ROMAINE: (As herself) Yes, the woman with the letters. I wrote those letters. I brought them to you. I was the that woman. It wasn't you who won freedom for Leonard. It was I. And because of it I shall go to prison. (Her eyes close.) But at the end of it Leonard and I will be together again. Happy-- loving each other.

SIR WILFRID: (Moved.) My dear... But couldn't you trust me? We believe, you know, that our British system of justice upholds the truth. We'd have gotten him off.

ROMAINE: I couldn't risk it. (Slowly) You see, you thought he was innocent...

SIR WILFRID: (With quick appreciation.) And you knew he was innocent. I understand.

ROMAINE: But you do not understand at all. I knew he was guilty.

SIR WILFRID: (Thunderstruck.) But aren't you afraid?

ROMAINE: Afraid?

SIR WILFRID: Of linking your life with a murderer's.

ROMAINE: You don't understand-- we love each other.

SIR WILFRID: The first time I met you I said you were a very remarkable woman-- I see no reason to change my opinion. (Crosses and exits up C.)

WARDER: (Off up L.) It's not good going in there, miss. It's all over.

(There is a COMMOTION off up L. and then a GIRL comes running up on L. She is a very young strawberry blonde with a crude, obvious appeal. She rushes to LEONARD through the Q.C.'s bench and meets him down R.C.)

GIRL: Len, darling, you're free. (She embraces him.) Isn't it wonderful? They're trying to keep me out. Darling, it's been awful. I've been nearly crazy.

ROMAINE: (With sudden violent harshness.) Leonard-- who-- is-- this girl!

GIRL: (To ROMAINE, defiantly.) I'm Len's girl. I know all about you. You're not his wife. Never have been. You're years older than him, and you just got hold of him-- and you've done your best to hang him. But that's all over now. (She turns to Leonard.) We'll go abroad like you said on one of your cruises-- to all those grand places. We'll have a wonderful time.

ROMAINE: Is-- this--true? Is she your girl, Leonard?

LEONARD: (Hesitates, then decides that the situation must be accepted.) Yes, she is.

ROMAINE: After all I've done for you... What can she do for you that can compare with that?

LEONARD: (Flinging off all disguise of manner, and showing coarse brutality.) She's fifteen years younger than you are. (He laughs.)

I'm giggling to myself as I think this now. I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry.

My hair.

Looks like.

An octopus.

I'm serious! Okay not the huge ugly ones with an ovalish-oblongish shaped head and 8 long long long wriggly tentacles. (Those have a mouth at the bottom of the ovalish-oblongish shaped head. At the centre of all their legs. I'm not kidding. I learnt that when I was 3. Serious.)
It looks kind of like the minitoons tako thingy. The one with the really round and soft head and 8 teeny tentacles gathered into a bunch at the bottom of its huge head.

Haiz. Medical reasons. Medical reasons.

LOL I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A TAKO FOR A HEAD! It looks like the Maple Caspia hairdo. Which is what mintsjie has I think, it's the female version of Fury's dit's hair. Ok lar I quite like it.

My only regret is that now I have to tie a twit ponytail. RARRRRR.

Jeesh. Twit ponytails scare me.

OH F**K HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BUN UP MY HAIR FOR BALLET? I BARELY HAVE ENOUGH HAIR TO TIE A TWIT PONYTAIL WITHOUT PUTTING IN A MILLION TEENY HAIR CLIPS. OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Haiz I think I'll just have to stuff it in a bun net and hope no one notices...

Yay, next year GOING ON POINTE =) I think. BUT ANYWAY. POINTE POINTE POINTE POINTE!

Oh, they're looking for Ah Meng's sucessors.

INUKA (a polar bear)
Lol it seems quite boring to me =/

CHAWANG (an elephant)
But elephants are so Thailand.

OMAR (a white tiger)
It'll bite =(

CHOMEL (an orang utan)
yay like Ah Meng!

PEDRO (an otter)
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

RANDALL (a sealion)
eh lol also can hor.

Sien I need to go cut hair =/ RARRR I HATE MY SKIN.
Anyway I'm going to my mum's friend. Yaaay. At least it's better than what I expected: Someone putting a bowl on top of my head and just cutting around the rim. (Although my dad did volunteer. -.-)

Shall reply tags for once.

Caleb; a what? btw the thing, you forgot the opening tag. =) I don't complain alot about people flirting. I just find it disgusting lor. Why should I be jealous? You think I want a huge flirt meh -_-"

Xinyuan; actually I made one yesterday =) It just kept printing '0'. How disappointing. I thought it might crash the whole RI network. Boo.

Crys: ego much?

Haiz now to go slice off my hair. I BLAME MY FREAKING SKIN. Sheesh if it wasn't so sensitive... and it just got to the length where I could frenchbraid it.

GRRRR THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I HAVE TO CUT MY HAIR FOR MEDICAL REASONS IN THE SPAN OF ONE YEAR RAAAAAAAAAAAAWR.

*LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says:
oh you want an infinite for loop?

Crystal Ong says:
i've no idea what it is, actually

Crystal Ong says:
it sounds sexyyyyy

*LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says:
uhh

*LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says:
its a computer program

*LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says:
it will hang your computer =)

Crystal Ong says:
ah.

Crystal Ong says:
sexy.

*LOVE, vicky♥ sexysixfifteener! says:
very.

Oh yes, dear smart Crys =D

Ah, Valentine's Day =D

Who needs boyfriends when you have other cynics like yourself! Oh, words in square [brackets] like those are MY comments. Those in (normal brackets) are usually part of the letter. Yeah that's just for WITHIN the letter kay. Happy Valentine's!

#1. Classic Valentine numero uno: (somewhat RA. xD)

Hi Victoria.
After months of practice, I have finally made my handwriting look somewhat like Crystal's. Hahahaha. Now you'll never know who I am. (Hold on a minute, I just saw X [name censored so as not to make the person come kill us]. I feel something down there awakening. Time to bend down and groan to alert everyone.)
There. That feels better. RI pants are white, so after drying nobody will ever find out.
Oh wait. There's something pink sticking out of my pants. I wonder what t is. Never mind, maybe it will go away by itself.
Anyway. I want to ask if I can steal X for a date. HCI guys are so sexy. Especially the overweight, slightly stupid ones. Like X. He and I could go for a spamming date. We could spam your blog together, using X's computer. Since we're not using out real names to tag, you will never know we did it. Muahaha. I'm the best. The most evil. I'm even better than Dashboard Confessional's newest hit single.
The little thing down there's waking up again, at the thought of Dashboard Confessional. I wrote to them so much that they finally replied that they love me too and could I please stop spamming them. Hmm time for another groaning session.
But wait, that pink thing's sticking out of my pants again. I shall poke it to make it go away. Ow. Why does it hurt? Let me try again. OW. That hurt. Now pink thing's got red stuff coming out of it. SO annoying. I shall cut it off, and throw it away. Serves it right for not going away when I poked it.
I need to go find a chopper. Bye.
Have a happy Valentine's Day.

Love,
nilgnum [the writer, that's Crystal, insisted that I put this in.] (now that I've spelt my name backwards, you'll never find out who I am. Muahahahahaha.)

#2. Classic Valentine number two. (From Rachel)

Hey, Victoria.
So. It's Vday. The day where people go mad buying flowers, chocolates, and softtoys. Hope you get plenty of those. As for me... well, sad to say, I don't have a date... Well, there IS one girl, but... I'm not sure if she likes me... Oh man, oh, ok, I'll tell you, just don't tell anyone. Well, I saw you with your friend. I think she's called Rachel. Can't remember her surname though. It's kinda long.
Dude she is so freaking MAGICAL, even more magical than all my magic put together! But I'm too shy to ask her out... Could you do me a favour and ask her if she'll go out with me? I'll be waiting outside your school's main gate when school ends. Give her my love, ok?
Now I need to get my damn wand back. Stupid David Blaine, he stole it, just cos his magic isn't as good as mine. Bastard.

CRISS ANGEL
Mindfreak.

#3. Classic Valentine number 3! This was from the programming people lol!

That's all for now, so on behalf of the other instructors, see you there tomorrow! Hope all of you had a happy Valentine's Day - guys, just in case C programming wasn't quite cool enough (but I'd thought infinite for-loops were so romantic!), this is for you:http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/commentary/alttext/2008/01/alttext_0102
Enjoy, and have a contemplative Total Defence Day! Total Defence - It's Personal. Play Your Part.

LOL LOL LOL.

Lol TD day.

Fire drill today, we missed History! =D It was kinda really funny, cos Mrs Hoo was all

*pum pum pum* "Good morning girls, this is a fire drill exercise. There is a fire at A block, 3rd floor. Please evacuate smartly and calmly to the field."

Yay, so convinient. Blame the science labs =D It's always the science block yanoe. Like in Rosyth also, they said that some idiot had spilled chemicals and caused a fire! (For some weird reason, I never got to work with those abovementioned chemicals.)

So we strolled down to the field, and I noticed that a sound booth and mixer had already been conviniently set up. I contemplated going for duty and throwing the whole school into a panic about the one-missing-girl-who-could-possibly-be-dead-or-dying, but because I'm so kind hearted I decided against it.

We were stoning on the field, I was reading my Valentines (I only got them today, I wasn't here yesterday) and some people were writing mortal letters haha. So much for the don't-take-anything-just-run-the-heck-outta-there-rule. I believed it until I was about P5, because I'm guai =)

Oh and then while we were stoning, suddenly the Shangri-La people or the High-End-Condo people started fumigating the area =D Smoke, smoke! Lots of smoke! At first we were all "WOW, SPECIAL EFFECTS. BUAY PAI EH!" and were cheering and clapping until the teacher who looks like Mdm Pavarthy said into the mike:

"Uh, girls, that's not part of the drill."

Then the SCDF came, and started spraying at the fumigation fumes X) They wasted a lot of water, and I kinda recognised a few tricks that every kid at my condo knows. For example, putting your finger partly over the pipe so as to spread the water further. Lotsa practice with the streams of water at the pool yay.

Oh then Mr Toh packed us all back to our classrooms for one hour eating rations. Seriously, the rations at RGS aren't rations lor. We get like, 4 huge tins of biscuits =/ Plus we have our secret food storage behind the whiteboard.

Hmm. Today I ate some egg mayo. And a packet of milk for lunch. Not bad lar. Quite alot today, I'm quite pleased with myself.

Ok next post shall be my Valentines lol. I'm posting my two choice ones.

Look. At. This.

I feel like such a failure. Guess why. Because I can't see my freaking forehead. DAMMIT. Okay, just kidding. It's because I typed my Kindergarden best friend's name in Google.com. So many things came out about him! And it's all good things. All about the contests and debates he participated in and won. The first few results on the page: GLENDON GOH JIA JUN, GLENDON GOH JIA JUN, GLENDON GOH JIA JUN. It's so unfair! And I don't get my name featured in Google. What is this? Inequality on the net. I hate Google! And Glendon? Well, I never expected him to grow up and actually transfer to my primary school three years after we went to different primary schools. And not only that, he was in the Gifted Education Programme. (Gifted, eh?)
He is like the future Albert Einstein of Singapore. I just can't accept the fact that two close playmates have grown up to have two different brain sizes!! Now I remember, he got the highest for Social Studies in the level for PSLE last year. Oh joy. He might as well tell me he'd get the highest in the nation for his 'O' levels. Ah yes, he probably won't take his 'O' levels. He's so smart, he can just zoom to JC by IP. Or perhaps he can just get into Oxford by the tender of 15. Or younger. Since he's an English expert (he won the best speaker award in some debate), Maths expert and a Science brainiac. He is also good in politics (I did my research). So, I guess he came become the next prime minister of Singapore. Or better, he can choose to become a British citizen while studying in Oxford, and marry Prince William of England. And well, eventually become the next ruler of England one day.
Ah, and I heard he has photographic memory (I hate people with photographic memory), which makes him even scarier. Oh!!! Now it links. I finally know how he remembers me (he said hi and told me that he remembers me. That was last year during recess one day.) Because he has photographic memory! And he actually made me think that I'm so unforgettable, that some brainy person like him will actually remember me. Callous person.
You may think I'm jealous of him, but, I can confidently say that well, no, I'm not. I just find it hard to believe that he's a modest and famous super genius, and I'm... well, not a lot of things, actually. Just an ordinary human being. But then again, I can't possibly compare myself with him, can I? He's a super genius! :D
(For the first time ever, there's only one smiley in my entire blog post.)

OMG LAR, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SO MUCH CRAP COMPRESSED INTO ONE BLOGPOST? Let's point out EVERYTHING that's wrong with this post.

#1. It's so unfair! And I don't get my name featured in Google. What is this? Inequality on the net. I hate Google!
Well, too BAD. Some people will definitely be more outstanding than others, but it's not Glendon's fault (neither is it GOOGLE'S o.O) for that. Don't like it then do something luh don't just stand around whining. -.-

#2. I just can't accept the fact that two close playmates have grown up to have two different brain sizes!!
Brains don't differ in sizes what.

#3. Now I remember, he got the highest for Social Studies in the level for PSLE last year.
WE DON'T TAKE SS FOR PSLE LAR.

#4. So, I guess he came become the next prime minister of Singapore.
CAME become? CAME become? What is came become?

#5. Or better, he can choose to become a British citizen while studying in Oxford, and marry Prince William of England. And well, eventually become the next ruler of England one day.
Hello, Prince William is a GUY. Glendon is a GUY. GUYS do not marry GUYS. And besides, the monarchy is hereditary, I believe.

#6. I finally know how he remembers me (he said hi and told me that he remembers me. That was last year during recess one day.) Because he has photographic memory! And he actually made me think that I'm so unforgettable, that some brainy person like him will actually remember me. Callous person.
I read this and was all "WTF?!?!" Oh yeah cool, remembering things with photographic memory isn't actually remembering things! And she's contradicting herself too (Ms Ong said not to contradict ourselves when writing personal opinions...) "I finally know how he remembers me" and "...that some brainy person like him will actually remember me." So does he or does he not remember you? -.-

#7. Callous person.
Oh okay, he's callous because he remembers you. How nice. So if he walked right past you and didn't say hi what would you say? Snobbish? Elitist? Lousy memory? Even more callous for not remembering you, a close playmate as you say?

Note this: I'm not being elitist here. I just can't take it when I see one of my very good friends being insulted in this manner, with (as listed above) so many untruths. It's just so frustrating.

Btw, guess who wrote this. I think some people might remember her: Amandea Tan. Lol.

"Why do we need to be refreshed?"

Credits to Werty -.-

Yay I won $63 from playing blackjack.
(This isn't boasting, it's called stating a fact)

The kumquat that me and my cousin shared was lucky after all haha.

My other cousins came this morning and woke me up. Haha my cousin works for MOE now, he's the tech support. And everyone there is really nice to him cos if they piss him off there's always the chance that he could crash their laptops permenantly. Yay.
His sister is a yogi. She came downstairs to tan. Haha and when I asked her brother to do the programming homework for me (he taught me how to yay) she was all "Ew. I'm a typical girl. Typical girls and computers don't mix. When I got com problem I just scream next door whee."

WALAU EH WESLEY LEONG

GO HACK MY YAHOOMAIL FOR WHAT.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT OKAY I CAN'T GO ON MSN I CAN'T CHECK MY EMAIL ETC.

RARRRRRRR.

damnjustyouwaituntilimaproprogrammerillcrashyourcomforlifesoyoucantwatchchiobusorplaybf2.

CNY day two.

First half of the day's over, and it's been rather fruitful so far.

I've met three dogs today!

Chester, Wester, and Wella.

Chester belongs to my mum's ancient friend from waaaaaaaaaaay back in Melbourne. He and his wife have three daughters and a dog T_T Eeee so unfair the eldest daughter has an accent. I want an accent!
Anyway, Chester is super hyper and as soon as he saw us he tried to jump all over us. My mum's friend had to grab him so tight.
Aww but Chester is super cute. I love his fur. He's really big and fat, and I watched him devour one bone. ONE WHOLE BONE.

Wester and Wella live opposite me lol. Wester is golden and fat, Wella is brownish and thin. Wella's more hyper. Wester is too fat to move as much as Wella. But they're both still cute.

Oh and I now can play mahjong. Haha =D I'm actually quite a failure yeah, because my same-age-as-me-but-one-year-younger cousin and my older-than-me-by-2-or-3-years niece and my younger-than-me-by-dunno-how-much-i-think-3-years nephew could all play mahjong. Like waaay before me. Yay but finally I learnt the game, yesterday night at my paternalfamilyside.

My aunt bought a mahjong set because she wanted to learn how to play, but actually the game wasn't moving anywhere haha. Then my mum decided to teach everyone how to play. (Yeah my mum knows how to play. My grandma is like, an almost professional mahjong player. Well at least from the amount of mahjong she plays, that's what I would say.)

I won three rounds =)

So now I'm known as the du3hou4's daughter lol. Another du3hou4 in the making o.O But mahjong is actually quite cool.

Eeeee I wanna play blackjack leh.

Lol, before I post other stuff I wanna post about my cousin's ownage blackjack skills.

He's thirteen bytheway. Just like me. Except that I'm one year older than him =)

Anyway, he was playing the banker in this round, and he was up to 4 cards. And everyone knows that if the banker gets 5 cards without breaking 21, you pay him double your bet. If he gets 5 cards AND breaks 21, he pays everyone double.

My dear cousin had 18 dots and four cards -.- He took another card. Obviously, he broke 21 -.- So he had to pay everyone double, which was very lucky for me, considering that I broke 21 earlier =P

Oh and in blackjack, if you have less than 16 points you have to take another card. He was dealt a 9 and a 6, which was only a 15, and he passed lol lol lol. No wonder he suddenly escaped to the toilet.

I lost $6 T_T But nevermind tomorrow we're gonna gamble like mad again luh and this time I won't play zengkay.

WTH lar my uncle is super lucky. When HE was playing zengkay he got double ace -.- Everyone had to pay him 3 times the bet. GRSH.

Angpow money is alot this year haha, my mum and I agreed to split it 50:50. I'd get to keep half in my piggybank if I let her put the other half into my savings account. It doesn't matter much to me, because I'm investing the money in my savings account anyway =]

She says she misses the time when I was young. Because when I was young I didn't like angpows =X So I would just give them all to her and then zoom in on the sweet tray. Haha =D

Okay before I post about the class reunion (some other day, cos when I rant I rant for very long) I wanna post up a whole series of me-and-somebody pictures yay. Because Glendon told me that he just can't figure out how come my ego is so small, so I shall attempt to make it bigger. (For the record, I don't wear StraL.)


Me and Joy!
This was taken superearly in the morning, like 7.0something. EARLY RIGHT. That's why we're all slit eyed.

Me and LT. Sho kewl luh LT's cinnamaroll jacket glows in the flash xD

Me and Denise hahaha =D

Me and Joy and Ms Lim. Ms Lim's *daughter* took the picture for us yay. I dunno if that's her daughter or what leh she looks kinda old to be Ms Lim's daughter. I think maybe its her sister. Hey cool.

Ohh this is me and Boonhwee! I was slacking in the gallery during CNY concert so we took a pic together yay!

OMIGAWD ITS ME AND WENDY DARLING!!! GEE I MISSED WENDY DARLING SO MUCH LARR HE'S SO FUN TO DISTURB! But rawr he grew taller and now he's really taller than me. Last time I remember he used to be shorter than me and then he kept tryina pretend that he WAS taller than me, by doing that comparing height thingy and then slanting his hand upwards a whole lot. And then I would niao him >< Oh Wendy didn't niao me though =P I think he forgot =P

ME AND JINGYI! AAAAAAAAAAAH JINGYI I MISS YOU WHEE!
(I think my hair looks quite good in this pic yay)

Me and Rachel and Crystal. I'm the tallest one =D Oh dear both Crystal and I aren't looking at the cam what's wrong with us!

From left to right: Aunty Elmo, Tessa, Me, YX. This was a zipai done by YX but you'd never realise it lol!

Me and Glendon! OMG Glendon is so sweet lar. Haha we were emoing in the clubhouse. I empathize with him =/ But as you know complaining to people always makes one feel better, so yeah =D Eeks then Glendon had to go so early, so that was really sad D:

Rachel, Jingyi, Yingxin, Crystal, Celine, Me. See if you can identify all of us. HAHA Crystal looks action =D

Me and Kester. Aww man I like his eyes! It's so unfair lar why do all the guys get nice eyes? Like Kester, Marcus, etc. And Josie supposedly, but both me and Kester beg to differ on this one.

Oh okay this is an old one, it's the New Year's Day Class reunion.
Me and Celine yay =D

Old one too.
Me and Jarrad.
I look so weirded omg.

Haha another old one.
Me and Wesley, and this was super hard to take because Joel kept tryina volunteer to take it when all I wanted to do was a zipai, and in the end the nicest one that came out (in other words, this one) was a zipai taken without Joel's help -.-

Okay that ends my section of me-and-somebody-else photos. More photos to come soon darlings!

Yay I had a very nice discussion with Glendon over the phone just now.

Haha thanks Glendon I love you =D You're so nice to complain to lol. Even if you are an egomaniac. But whatever.

(Edited from OM Spon: What's bigger than the universe? Glendon's ego!)

You know Glendon is actually quite good to complain to, although he should speak into the phone more often =D And yay that's like a huge load off my chest. Somehow complaining to others makes one feel nice and happy.

Glendon is a useful informant too. x)

I did my jap compo today, I wrote it out super neatly =) But it wasn't my best handwriting T_T. I did all the wood cutting for OM, except that I kind of ran out of wood. Our structure is definitely overweight luh.

I'm folding Valentines yay. Who wants one? =] I've choped 4 already yay for my three mortals and Clarisse T.

WEEHEE 2 MORE DAYS TO CLASS REUNION, I CAN'T WAIT YAY!

Oh, a little reminder to all 6GERosyth06 people: PLEASE DO NOT invite people not from our batch to the reunion. It's called a class (or batch, if you prefer) reunion, not a friends-of-everyone-in-our-batch-reunion. Capeesh? And if you've already said you're going I hope you won't change your mind ler, cos I've already got the food.
Er I hope it'll be enough =/ I mean yall won't eat like cows or anything right.
I CAN'T WAIT I LOVE ROSYTH I LOVE ROSYTH I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLL!

XOXOXOXO from Vic <3 I miss everyone luh wth D:

Otherblogupdatecomingupsoon!

lol lol lol.

The people who are teaching us the course are so funny.

First the dota thing and now this.

"Oh, you can also reach us via msn at:
________________________________
x: XXX@gmail.com <--- he has the most experience as a teacher!

_______________________________
(Haiya that's supposed to be a box luh okay blogger screwed it up when I copied and pasted.)
x1: XXX1@hotmail.com
x2: XXX2@hotmail.com
x3: XXX3@yahoo.com.sg
Guess who's the one that's not in the army now and is therefore more free? : )
For the girls, if you'd rather catch Cheryl and Nicole online instead, drop them a mail. Have a happy CNY!"

Good news for all.
I won't be blogging my grouses here anymore.

Those'll be elsewhere only I know, and it's for you to find out.

But the vast majority of my posts will still be here, except when I get really pissed.

I'm not gonna tell you where it is.

Be creative.

If you can find it now then uhh good for you I guess =/ It's linked from one page though. I don't feel like telling you where.

Wah piang eh.

I'm feeling really buaysong today luh.

WHY AM I SO BUAYSONG? I really don't know. o.O All that I know is that I'm pissed at most of the world. Somehow. For some reason.

Ohh I just read JY's blog.

I feel like slapping myself okay.

How could I ever forget our dear group??
<3 JY Ed Wendy me.

How JY and Ed made Wendy's bottle the class waterbottle, and then saboed him to go refill it when they drank it up.
How they kept throwing erasers at Kevin, who got scolded by Mrs Koh for throwing erasers back =X
The sniper who lives in the block opposite
I vaguely remember a fat guy with a beer belly walking in and out of his house half naked but that could be the sniper. Although I think the sniper was a housewife.
HAHAHAHA suddenly I just can't stop laughing okay, when I think about the sniper. And how we kept making up stupid stories lar! And telling Kevin that someday the sniper would shoot him or something liddat. Poor Kevin got so scared ><
I wish I was still in my group. They were so nice.
And how Edward and Wendy kept doing that "Let's have sacks!" thing.
And Edward crooning "Oh Wendy, you're so waterproof!"
(Oh I remember that was derived from Ed and Marc flirting with Sherman in the guys toilet, going all "Oh Sherman you're so strooooooooong" or something, causing him to get really pissed.)
And the Alvertons, we named the Alvertons!
Oh noooooooo I just realised I can't remember anymore. =/ But I remember we laughed so much. Like everyday I would go home with a tummyache. And I looked forward to coming to school everyday =/ I practically lived for school then.
HAIZ. If JY were in RGS maybe our group could be reunited in RJ. T_T
I can't wait for RJ. Even though the campus is SHO big. But still.

Okay now I'm pissed again. I just want to shout it out somewhere, but paranoid people will read my blog and then flame me again. And I'm pissed at a whole lot of people and well I just don't like the idea of being flamed on a whole lot of blogs. Which HAS happened before even though I din't even mean them -.-

Okay you know what? I'm going to talk to someone who actually CARES.

Hooray, class reunion in 4 days time.

I love my Rosyth friends.

And once again, this will obviously not be a full class reunion because of at least three stupid people who would rather watch a movie than reunite. Whatever. Nevermind that means more food for the rest of us right!

CNY is a great time for us to remember our families and of course, tradition. I'm proud to be Chinese. And for those people out there who're saying stuff like "Cheena New Year is stupid and cheena. It sucks." (alot of that going round the egroups) I'M PROUD OF MY HERITAGE AND I LOVE CHINESE NEW YEAR. Please luh if everyone had the same attitude as yall would you even GET angbaos? Hurh. Cheenaness is fun in small doses, like CNY. Plus I get an opportunity to show off all my new clothes. Whee I can't wait.
Oh, and during CNY relatives inevitably ask about how you're doing in school. I did quite well last year so I'm looking forward to that =] Especially since *coughcoughcoughcoughcoughcough* nevermind.
Hey and don't be mean about being "cheena". Well if you don't like being "cheena" then go somewhere deemed "uncheena" lar. Like you won't get discriminated against too much. And if you've been following the Wednesday lianhezaobao headlines (like I have =D) you'll know about the America sub prime mortgage crisis, and if you've bothered to ask your taxmanager mum about it (like I have =D) you'll know that Asia is THE next big thing.

I'M CHINESE AND I'M PROUD OF IT.

Happy CNY everyone!

Walau very irritating leh. These few days, everyone's been bugging me to vote them for Congress, whether via email or word of mouth. And although I was gonna be nice and vote for them all, I got so damn tired of "Vote for me okayyyyyyyyyyyy" and that made me really pissed. So I'm just gonna vote two people, Jiayi and Yiwye.

-.-" Please stop spamming me with "vote for me! vote for me!" because I've already voted and will not change it. Capeesh?

I don't like the RI campus =/ It's so big okay. I wandered around for half an hour before I found the Com Lab. Me and Huizi, who was lost too. RI is really rich =/ They have all sorts of stuff, like a "molecular genetics lab". o.O And 3 lecture theatres.

While wandering around the school it felt kinda awkward. I saw one of our Rosyth juniors. I can't remember his name but somehow I keep associating his face with the name "Alvin". I saw the one person I hated most, and thankfully he didn't see me. He looks as irksome and disgusting as ever. I also saw Marc, who asked me when the CNY thing is (yay he's going) and he told me he didn't know where comlab5 was.

Oh well. It was pretty interesting, although there weren't any other RGS Sec2s. I learnt alot from the course, like:

An educational conversation between the trainer and a trainee:
"Programming is like a notebook. You talk to the notebook. The notebook talks back to you. Kind of like the diary from the Chamber of Secrets."
"Got blood come out anot?"
"Yeah the blood comes out when we look at your codes and throw up."

and

"Garbage in, garbage out." which was reiterated at least 5 times by the same person.

and of course, the phenomenal reason why you should never declare too many integers, like a[afewtrillion]:
"You can't declare too many integers, like a few trillion. Because then it will take up all your hard disk space and then you can't play dota."

Yes. I especially liked the last lesson, even if it doesn't apply to me. However, I can pride myself on the fact that I wrote a code to generate the Fibonnaci sequence with a and b as the starting terms, for n number of terms.

#include
#include
int main() {
int a, b, n, i;
printf("Please input a, b and n.\n");
scanf("%d%d%d", &a, &b, &n);
for (i=0; i printf("%d\n", a);
b=a+b;
a=b-a;
}
system("PAUSE");
return 0;
}