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Victoria
Bet you thought this was going to be witty. But in the interest of Internet safety and all that jazz, I shall refrain from divulging highly sensitive information, including age, telephone number, and weight. I guess a name is ok though; how else will you know it's me? (But seriously, kids, don't talk to strange old men on the Internet)
I do adore owls though. But you already knew that so I guess that's ok too.

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Thursday, April 26, 2007

Teeheeh. Posting in school.

Its comp studs now and I'm boredeh. The teacher doesnt teach lols. She MSNs. Yeeeeup.

Anyway. There was something I wanted to say but I forgottttttttt.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAN.

I bet Ms Joanne is msning again now.

She's heckcaring us for sure.

Well.

EEEEEEEEE why is my chair so squeaky?? Everytime I turn my chair it goes "creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak."

Ohh goodie I found another chair. Nonsqueakish this time. Weeeeeheeeeeeeeeeee~

Oh man. NAPFA 2.4 later. I wonder how pissed off they'll get when they see me walking through the whole course. =) I probably will. Wonder if I'll take more than 20mins this time. I should, technically. Yay. Well I hope I get a nice person who can run super fast. Cos we have to time for our partners. Ooh got 3rd lang later. My only reason for running faster for 2.4.

OMFG! Mr Ho was just speaking over the PA system. And we were all "MR HO!!!!!!!!!!" Then right... Ms Joanne (not taking her eyes off her MSN) was all "You like him arh?"

June says "Hi."

Lanabel is... scolding me xD

Ahh no its Science. Byebye.


1:28 PM
Sunday, April 22, 2007

Well SURE I have alot to rant about.

Where shall I begin...?

Oh okay I'll tell y'all about that SUPER NICE PULLUPS TEACHER. Whoever she was. But she's super nice and super kind... she RAWKS. Even though I couldn't do a single pull up for NAPFA... she was all "Ahh nevermind I'll give you one okay?" =DDDDDD Even though I still failed. But whatever. 1 looks nicer than 0. Hey, its infinitely better percentage wise, yes? =) I hope she's gonna be my Chinese teacher next year. Cos even though I LOVE zhenglaoshi she prefers teaching sec 1s. =( And since next year we all won't be sec 1 anymore... SHE WON'T LOVE US ANYMORE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. Anyway I bet she likes teaching sec 1s so she can corrupt them =) Hahahahah. But she's really nice too. It's super cool to have her before recess. Cos she'll never hold you back. As soon as the bell goes... "OHHH OKAY JIN TIAN JIU SHANG DAO ZHE LI ZAI JIAN DA JIA!!!!!" Heh. Unlike some teachers. Who act as though they didn't hear the bell at all. And can hold us back for about 10-15 mins. Which usually results in us being late for the next class after recess. =( And zhenglaoshi tells us ALOT of stories. By alot I mean AAAALLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT. She veers off topic at... everything! So nice right? Crys said she was talking about pervos in Japan during THEIR Chinese lesson. Hey... not fair... we don't get such corrupt stuff!! But we get nice long rants about canteen food. And a guide to surviving canteen food. Which is infinitely better and more useful. Since we're gonna be eating the SAME OLD FOOD for 4 years in a row...............................

Urmm what else should I talk about? I forgot what I wanted to say ler. It's so weird lar. I had an entire entry planned out and then... as soon as I get around to typing it out... Poof.

GAAAAAAH.

Oww my arm itches. I hate mosquitos. SOMEDAY I'LL ELIMINATE YOU ALL STUPID MOZZIES JUST YOU WAIT. WATCH OUT. I'M GONNA GET YOU. Stupid mosquitos. They take advantage of the time when I'm sleeping and not watching out they nibble at me and when I wake up I'm itching like mad all over. And then there's an ugly red bump where I scratch it. Sometimes I can't resist the temptation (although I KNOW I'm not supposed to...) and I keep scratching and scratching and scratching... and the next thing I know... OUCH WTF MY LEG/ARM/HAND/FOOT'S BLEEDING. WALAAAAAAAAAO.

Grawr. I'm hungry.

OH MAN. I walked all the way to the kitchen and was almost done unscrewing the top of the jar of wasabiporkfloss<3 when I remembered that I had already brushed my teeth. SHIT. I'm too lazy to brush again. So I can't eat it..... =(((( Had to rescrew the top back on and walk all the way back here. And my stomach is protesting. Oh well. It's about time I went on a diet.

Gosh. What's that stupid song playing on TV??? It sounds lovesickish. It's been playing for the what, last... 3 mins??

Okay.... It's apparently the last episode of that hospital show on Channel U. And they're showing just about EVERYONE who ever appeared in the show. Must be lar... if not how the whole thing last so long?? It's still going on. I sauntered from my room to the hall. And back. And THE DAMN THING IS STILL PLAYING. Oh did I mention I sat there for awhile? Yup. This is sickening. I don't like the song. It's drowning out my iTunes. And my mum is ranting about it too. She wants to watch Ongbak or whatever that thing is called but this stupid song is taking up too much time.

Whatever. Why are all the wrong people online...? Not to say that you're wrong or whatever. Just that the people I wanna see most aren't. People. Or person...? Yeah come to think of it more likely it's person. Cos I don't really care if you come online or not anymore. I guess it wasn't meant to be. I know that sounds chao lovesick but trust me its NOT. I'm not a very... lovesickish person.

Serious. Look at me, do I look the lovey-dovey kind to you? *bares teeth in best prefect expression* Nope. I don't care if you have a warped mind or whatever. It says so in the answer key.

I think I'd better stop ranting. There's a counters test on Tues for Jap. And I don't want another crap mark for the test............ I did kinda badly in the last 2 tests... T.T So mad at myself. I should REALLY stop slacking now.

]]* where ARE you? [[*


8:46 PM
Tuesday, April 17, 2007

My response:

DON'T TALK IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE DAMN STORY, OK?
You don't even know HALF or possibly even MORE of the story. Stop it, ok? You're only presenting a very biased point of view. Think I wouldn't? Well, HELLO, who knows myself better? You or me? OH YES, OF COURSE, YOU DO. I'M SO SURE MAN. I just realised, you DON'T know me at all. I actually THOUGHT you were someone who KNEW me. But thankfully. Now I know you really don't at all.

You think I didn't wanna go? I saw it a long time before you did. I asked my mum, I begged. And yanoe what? I GOT SCOLDED. My mum doesn't want me to go. I knew it would sound damn sissy if I told you that. So I didnt.

And you know what? I'm coming down with ulcers again. I thought they were gone. But they're coming back. I haven't told anyone. You think you know me? You think you know my body's constituence? Well NEWSFLASH, you DON'T. Oh WAIT. I forgot. You don't care, do you? I could possibly die. Would you care? Judging from your words, you'd probably laugh at my funeral.

Well, I want to thank you anyway. Thanks for acting like you cared. Why was I so naive in the past?

It's really weird, isn't it? That those who hurt you most are always those who you thought you were really close to? I guess that's how life is. Funny eh? So why am I not laughing?


9:31 PM
Monday, April 16, 2007

blogging in school! =D

d & t yay i'll blog again soon


12:39 PM
Thursday, April 12, 2007

Woohoo! The 100th post. So I shall be HAPPY!!

I got nominated for the Prime Minister's Book Prize. SO KEWL RIGHT?? OMG in all my life I've never dreamt of this happening. I mean well YES I have DREAMT of it, in the daydream kinda context but...

Ahahahahahaha. As soon as I got the letter I went back inside and started laughing like siao. Mental case xD

But anyway I'm super happy. =)


8:39 PM
Monday, April 09, 2007

We were strangers starting out on our journey
Never dreaming what we'd have to go through
Now here we are and I'm suddenly standing
At the beginning with you

No one told me I was going to find you
Unexpected what you did to my heart
When I lost hope you were there to remind me
This is the start

And Life is a road and I want to keep going
Love is a river I want to keep flowing
Life is a road now and forever
A Wonderful journey
I'll be there when the world stops turning
I'll be there whenthe storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

We were strangers on a crazy adventure
Never dreaming how our dreams would come true
Now here we stand unafraid of the future
At the beginning with you

And Life is a road and I want to keep going
Love is a river I want to keep flowing
Life is a road now and forever
A Wonderful journey
I'll be there when the world stops turning
I'll be there whenthe storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

I knew there was somebody somewhere
Like me alone in the dark
I know that my dream will live on
I've been waiting so long
Nothing's gonna tear us apart

And Life is a road and I want to keep going
Love is a river I want to keep flowing
Life is a road now and forever
A Wonderful journey
I'll be there when the world stops turning
I'll be there whenthe storm is through
In the end I wanna be standing
At the beginning with you

In the end I wanna be standing at the beginning with you


-- At the Beginning, Anastacia

OMG I LUUUURVE THIS SONG SIA!!! Its so sweet...........

I heard this song twice in the same day in 2 totally unrelated events. First the PSL party and the PSLs sang it for us. T.T the last PSL session... haiz. And then it was RedCrossDay!!! This apparently one of the RedCross songs I guess... it was on the programme booklet =) I like it better than the other one. =P But its seriously nice.

Gawsh I think I'm addicted to this song. I'm redoing my Flash project and basing it on this song. =D Well. It's also a Maple story. A story about Maple. And also its TOTALLY related to this song. (And it's based on a true story.) Sounds nice right? =D Ahahahha. Well hope I get time to finish it lar.

Oh oh oh I got my ebadge today. Yay.

Anyway. Go watch this music video. It's totally shweet...!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0eyeEEdk_w


3:54 PM
Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Heya all!! =)

Today was RCY!!! We did KELUAR BARES!!! (Is it spelt like that? Guess not... but whatever. Ahahaha. ) The timing is different from the one we did in P6, it's now check one bang lub right lub bang red cross! Or something like that. =) I didn't do most of the drills cos I was sick. So I watched the Sec 3 Ma'ams do THEIR drills.

OMG SUPER COOL LAR!!! I SO WANNA BE A SEC 3.... YOU GET TO DO THE COOLEST DRILLS!!! There's this one where you salute then salute again... ooooooooh its super kewl. Love it man... even though I can't do it. And then you get to march (Cepat Jalan?) and then you turn and its all so synchronised and everything... gawsh I wish Year 1 could be like them... Now we can't even get Cepat Jalan correct. T.T We are SO inferior. =(((((((((((((((((((

Anyway, I suddenly remembered (or, as Ms Ong would say, HAD A FLASHBACK AND WAS MOMENTARILY TRANSPORTED BACK TO THE PAST.................) marching for National Day last year!! So shiok lar... miss that soo soo much. The drills were easier. Or maybe it's just cos I managed to master those. Loved it so so so much... I MISS FLAG RAISING.

I miss my trainees. Heard that the P6 mainstream this year are bullying them... not letting them raise!!! T.T Don't be so mean... xD Anyway. Miss training people to raise the flag. How long has it BEEN since I last raised a flag? I mean, even though I LIVED for flag raising I was a nice self-sacrificial person and let the p4s and p5s raise practically everyday. Haiz... oh well. See what a nice, kind, self-sacrificial, and a whole long list of other good adjectives teacher I am? =) So you people better be nice to YOUR trainees ok? Don't hog the flag. I know alot of you probably hate it even though when I asked you all you said that you wanted to raise... maybe there were some who were just giving the politically correct answer. =P Probably cursing me for being such a horribly bitchy senior. Ahahaha nevermind you all were GREAT in the end. So actually you'd probably give it up voluntarily. But still... you might wanna grab all oppurtunities you get to raise cos... you never know when you might next get to raise it. For me... it's never, cos the Guides raise the flag in RGS. So if you wanna go to RGS and still wanna raise the flag you'd better join Guides. If you don't ever wanna be able to carry out a proper convo with me again join RGSRCY! =) Ahahahaha jk. I'm gonna ask people NOT to call me ma'am. You can call Crys Crystal Ma'am and whatever but don't call me Victoria Ma'am ok? =DDD cos it makes me feel OLDDDDDDDDD. Ahahahahhaa ok sorry for this pointless post I'm just HIGH! (As always.)


8:44 PM
Tuesday, April 03, 2007

HEYA ALL.

It's your favourite ex-supervisory-prefect posting. =D Very obvious who I am right? xDDDD

Yar I so agree with Crystal. Sms lang is still ok, at least to most people its readable, but...

Heyyy!! Euu noes wads Iee didx todaex? Iee wentt toox Japp!! And Iee cameees backs and Iee posted on euurx blogx!!

... is just dumb. Please. Isn't the whole point of using sms lang to MAKE YOUR WORDS SHORTER? Sometimes those people who are all "Heyyy euu!!!"... don't you find them extremely DUMB? That is so frigging bimb. Heck, even Bimbola wouldn't stoop to that kind of lang. =)

Anyway, to the best of my knowledge, there aren't any bimbs in our classes! So we should all be nice and safe from the evils of BIMBOLANG. (That's bimbo-lang. Not to be associated with Bimbola. She doesn't want to be associated with this kinda lang.)

Well... right. Oh shit what did I wanna post about?? AHHH. Crap I hate my shortterm memory.

Nevermind.

Oh oh oh anyway... yay the blog's getting LIVELIER!! Yay so fun to read now...

OH DAMMIT. I just realised I am very, very, VERY unprepared for CCA tomorrow. Haiz. I dont have time to buy trackpants. My parents dont have time to bring me out shopping at all T.T And I didn't know we needed bandages. Haiz. =((((((((

Ahahahha I'm high today. Let's tell you all about Chinese lesson. I know this is totally unrelated but whatever. Like I said, what DO you post on an ex-classblog? I luuuuurve Chinese lessons cos the teacher veers off topic damn easily. Its like... once we were talking about one of those 2B or 2A kewens, I forgot which, and all of a sudden she turned the topic to CANTEEN FOOD. I dont know HOW she did it. I got sorta... lost. xD So she was discussing all the canteen stalls and telling us which ones were good and which were terrible... until the bell rang and she just packed up her stuff and went laaaaaawls. Damn nice teacher. AHAHHAHA.


8:29 PM
Monday, April 02, 2007

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I am SUNBURNED. And I look like a lobster.


8:29 PM
Sunday, April 01, 2007

Can I die?

Over and over again, my name has been MANGLED by people. I don't see what is UP with them, is my name really THAT hard to get?

Practically everyone I meet thinks I'm called Victoria Yeo. THAT IS SO RETARDED CAN? IF I WAS A VICTORIA YEO, WHY WOULD I WASTE TIME ADDING A "W" BEHIND?? THINK PEOPLE SO FREE ISSIT WHOLEDAY THINK UP WEIRD SPELLINGS FOR NAMES ISSIT? Just because you might have a weirdly spelled name like Hyun Chweeh or whatever, doesn't mean that EVERYONE has a weirdly spelled name. My name is very simple. You can split it up into 2 parts. Yeo, and W. YeoW gives you Yeow. Fine, associate it with "YEEEEEEEEOW I HIT MY FOOT ON THE FLAGPOLE!!!!" if you must. It's basically the same spelling, just with a whole lot more "e"s. So instead of going Victoria Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow and sounding like a retarded cowboy who can't even go YEEEEEEEEE HAH properly, speak properly and say it with one "e". Everytime I go onstage for an investiture or prize giving, chances are the emcee will go, "And from [insert class here], Yeo Pei Zhuang!" GRAAAAAAAAWR.

Another bone of contention is the Zhuang. As I've mentioned before, the principal or one of the admin people SCREWED up my name. It makes me really mad just to think about it. My name might be just another frigging name to you, but just because I didn't get the national top for PSLE doesn't mean you can SCREW IT UP AS AND WHEN YOU LIKE!!! You got all the other valedictorians' names correct but mine is SCREWED? Thank you so much, I'll be sure to remember you for this. Remember you as the nice person who SCREWED UP MY NAME!!! Ok, so I didn't score very well. And I didn't get interviewed by the newspaper people. So I couldn't gush proudly, "Oh, I owe this ALL to Rosyth, because the teachers are SOOO nice and so is the principal!! And they're all so helpful and caring, I love Rosyth, yay!" Is it really my fault? I wasn't aiming for the top, ok? I didn't expect to get 278. If you had asked me who the valedictorian of 2006 would be, I would have replied "Gloria." It was practically doubtless that she would be the top scorer. I was just lucky. But because I'm not Gloria and I didn't gush praises of you people in the papers doesn't mean my name shouldn't be treated with respect! Fine, I'm sorry I didn't do well enough. I understand that 278 is probably low by your standards, you were probably hoping for Gloria or some other smart person like ZX to give you another national top but instead you got this random person who didn't even get near the top. Very disappointing, yes? But I can still say that I tried my best. I was careless in Maths because I was sick during the PSLE period and I couldn't think straight. And you all told me you were proud of me. If you all were really so proud, do you think you could transfer some of that pride into your work and spell the person-whom-you-were-so-proud-of's name correctly? I know I'm sounding very bratty and demanding here, but think. Is that really alot to ask? To leave my mark in Rosyth history without people thinking that in 2006, the top scorer was actually a Yeow Pei Zhang? Who, to the best of my knowledge, doesn't exist?

I think some people already have the idea that my name is Yeo Pei Zhang. What with Crys going"its not yeowpeizhuang but yeowpeiZHANG". Thank you, Crystal. Thank you for mangling my name to the entire world. Thank you so, so much. I'll always remember you for this. For changing my name to yeowpeiZHANG or whatever CRAP.

I know I sound really picky. But it's my name, and I take pride in it. So if you can't take it and think I'm being retarded, TAKE YOUR FREAKING CRAP ELSEWHERE.


9:50 PM